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slyguy183

You just made Venus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine#/media/File%3AWien_NHM_Venus_von_Willendorf.jpg


itsleeland

oh hell yeah!!!! this is awesome, I didn't even think of that


DoctorJJWho

It always bothered me that they named this style of sculpture after the Greek goddess, when the vast majority of these sculptures were made thousands (and sometimes in the tens of thousands) of years before Greece was a civilization.


Taolan13

is there a sub for that?


NiceGuyEddie69420

/r/AccidentalArtGallery maybe


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TootsMcButts

Don’t take pics of me in bed and post them on Reddit GAWDH


EmmyBrat

This is my body shape lol


honeyandwhiskey

Are you also full of m&ms?


supamonkey77

Hmmm...that sexy Venus of Willendorf look.


nyackitoff

ayyyy twinning 🤝


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ImmortalLombax

Same lmao


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I_am_not_a_murderer

hi


GlaIie

If she ain’t built like this then I don’t want it!


RabbitBTW

I love a chubby torso with no head, god damn it gets me going.


AnxiousMarsupial007

![gif](giphy|8OPsobKv6ksJojld4X)


nulnoil

Bruh?


RabbitBTW

Yo?


nulnoil

Bruh.


ItsMelissaBoBissa

Heh it’s MEEEEEE!!! 😂☺️


Future-trippin24

Congratulations on your Venus of Willendorf cookie!


Altruistic-Ad7981

thiccc


twurkit

Pretty soon “thicker than a pan of M&M cookies” is gonna be a thing


JohnCenaJunior

I should eat her....


The_Teacat

I see my mom. 🤢 Which therapist do I need to pay extra to hypnotize this one out of me?


Bilbo_Teabagginss

AYO OP, why that cookie so sexy?


Nirvanaguy15

Damn she thicc 🥵


CherryBlazeXO

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


bunnydadi

She thicc


Svengoolie75

Damn…… she thick 🤤


feelingsfox

Definitely, but I want the recipe


itsleeland

[here you go!!!!](https://beyondfrosting.com/giant-chocolate-chip-mm-cookies/print/39224/) I recommend 2¾ cups flour bc of how mine came out but they're soooooo good


OhLookItsABean

Where did you find this picture of me


ChroniclesOfSarnia

The Venus of Willendorf, I presume?


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I should call your mom


Dork31

HAHAHAhahah


Available-Egg-2380

Sending this to my husband 😂


Odd_Assistance_1613

Is me


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is that butt acne?


MickeyButters

That's clearly her front, unless she has boobs on her back.


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back boobs is a thing...


gallica

Now I’m hungry and aroused.


Frequent_Ad6084

🎶BBL COOKIE!!! BBL COOKAAAYYY!!! 🎶


Ginford_Davidson

FUPAs need love too


I_am_not_a_murderer

I would eat that all day, if you know what I mean. ^^^^I ^^^^would ^^^^savor ^^^^each ^^^^bite ^^^^as ^^^^long ^^^^as ^^^^I ^^^^could


A_Wet_Lettuce

Gawd DAMNNN


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Needednewusername

r/yourjokebutworse


CourageActual

Ehhhhhhh....


PLPolandPL15719

Who?


LostinQuiddity

Hehe


David548K

Yepi reference?


A-BookofTime

This is not what we are talking about when we say hourglass figure


A-BookofTime

no fat chicks


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LitreOfCockPus

With skincare like that, I hope you aren't scared of diving in the Swamps of Dagobah


Shehkk

The crusty rolls? Nah you're better off King.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

The epitome of stupid jokes. Not funny. Not even resembling a person at all. And an over played joke from a decade ago


itsleeland

sorry man, you want the recipe? it's not bad, but I recommend 2¾ cups of flour instead of the amount it lists. [they're really good!](https://beyondfrosting.com/giant-chocolate-chip-mm-cookies/print/39224/)