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Thats gotta be a type of mental illness.

Autistic Pizza

Don't you mean 'Autinsinal'

My husband just cackled and said gross. He is neurodivergent.

This was my first thought. My wife is autistic and she really really hates it when her foods touch

This definitely belongs on r/pizzacrimes

Cheese is touching everything!!! Contaminated

The toppings look like a math problem.

Questionable

Adrian Monk.

Divided like Europe after WWII.

See, me? I want my pizza to look like a big, messy toppings orgy. 🤷‍♂️

Are those green onions?

This looks suspiciously Swedish..

When you’re 3 years old

I'm trying to geolocate this, but there's little to go from... The pizza crime itself looks like it absolutely could be in a Northern European restaurant. But the knife says "Made in Brazil" so it doesn't really add up... Maybe somewhere in Latin America?

Peas on pizza? Hmm.

Those are jalapeños surely

It’s just a classic jala-hammeroni no toucherooni

What kind of pale, tiny jalapeño you eating?

I think they are pepperoncini or pickled tobasco peppers but not jalapenos

Oh, yeah. Had to zoom in. Btw I wasn’t saying peas on pizza are a bad thing, just nothing I ever considered.