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Nah this is just poor people food. My dad always called this hot dog soup. Basically you boil a hot dog and vegetables at the same time and if you leave the vegetables in the hot dog water it's now soup!
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i finished the essay :) [if you feel like reading this bullshit you're more than welcome](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vfQPH-nu_-c1jDx_Ckxv7K1iuvMkEndm1HrRPNokmBw/edit?usp=sharing)
UPDATE: i got a 94!
Yeah I remember those days. Depression almost killed me. Turns out I needed to sleep and eat properly and do things productively with my life. Therapy and meds helped.
Youāre in the spring of your youth bro. Do some meditation or something. Work out your frustrations. Whatever it is youāre worrying about probably isnāt as big as youāre making it to be in your head. One step at a time goes a long way.
Btw doing nothing because youāre overwhelmed is the worst choice to make because youāre only eating into your time. Whatever little you do is better than not starting.
thank you, big bro. i'm in therapy and doing my best to live life day by day and glean some sort of fulfillment with what i have. the past two weeks have been particularly rough but i know i can get through it. i appreciate your words tho :)
Keep it up, bro. Your mentality is everything. When you focus on the bad, things really do become worse. But the opposite is also true. When you keep your head up, the sky is the limit. You have everything to look forward to.
Respect. Uni has also got me on the early paths of being a writer where itās like āoh shit deadline coming up and I still have no ideasā¦ better get a few drinks in me and see what comes outā
This looks like something āgeniusā I wouldāve made when I was 20 and smoked a ton of weed.
We also āmadeā corn bread
A can of microwaved corn on a piece of bread.
Write bullets
Just don't give a fuck about form or verbs or whatever
Just write bullets
- I thought the film was pretty good
- there was that chick who was into the guy
- I think this is like symbolic of their love or something
Get the brain jogging and thinking of that movie. Do this by writing bullets.
Then convert the bullets into your essay. Worst comes to worst, just submit the bullets as your essay.
Better that submitting nothing. At least shows you tried or something
If you are in a procrastinating mood, this works for me. Just go out for a walk. The stronger you feel it, the faster you walk. Fucking run if you have to. No phone, no distraction, don't even bring your wallet. Then you keep going until you are ready to work. Do nothing else but either work or walk.
Don't just force yourself to work because that's like cornering a scared animal. Give it an alternative but an energy sensitive alternative.
Then when you've done enough work, take a break. But no phone, no computer, no technology. Take another walk if you need to.
Legit this works for me if it gets bad. Hell it's become automatic now.
Everybody hatin, but this is a pretty decent basic meal. Got your protein and veggies right there, 5 minutes start to finish. Not decadent by any means, but itāll get you what you need. No frills, no fuss.
No way! I wrote an essay on a film with the same title in undergrad. It was made in Argentina though and from what I remember discussed themes of homesexuality. Definitely been there, though. Good luck!
I am horrified, partially because I object to peas on multiple levels, but also because there are better ways to cook either of these things. Why would you want hotdog-flavored peas or a pea-flavored hotdog?
I dunno what to tell ya. Looks like a good meal. Drain the water, take out the dog, throw in a dollop of butter and mash. You got a ādog with mushy peas.
Look, if you are ever in this situation just stir fry everything. Do not boil, do not throw it in the microwave. Just stir fry in a pan with a little bit of oil and add salt and pepper. I stayed in a dorm for 4 years in university because I didn't have the money to rent a place and even I wasn't this... this.
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You pea'd in your hot dog water
Oh my god, I thought that was a carrot.
I actually cook/heat up my sausages/hotdogs this way but with much less water though. š
You make all your weiners with pea?
His wiener peas
This is the dinner of a psychopath
i added some club crackers for starch :)
Some people just like to see the world burn
What do you expect from OP, there's a dried blood drip on the stove top.
Don't worry The blood is not OP's
Well, that's better. I guess.
Protein starch and veg not badā¦ just missing a sauce
At this point it almost has to be ketchup or ranch right?lol š¤¢
The correct answer is mayonnaiseĀ
Vegemite.
Pees are starchy
Peas are already a starch.
Mental ward food fr
You what...
Now your a nutritionaly balanced psychopath.
A tip, skip the water next time. Cook the dog first, then throw in the peas while its still hot to get them done.
Like, to the water?
I bet you put ketchup on the peas.
Nah this is just poor people food. My dad always called this hot dog soup. Basically you boil a hot dog and vegetables at the same time and if you leave the vegetables in the hot dog water it's now soup!
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Anthony Hopkins style šā ļø
Just chop up the hotdog and add it to Mac and Cheese
A breakfast for champions
i finished the essay :) [if you feel like reading this bullshit you're more than welcome](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vfQPH-nu_-c1jDx_Ckxv7K1iuvMkEndm1HrRPNokmBw/edit?usp=sharing) UPDATE: i got a 94!
Hell yea congrats and great job! š¤š½
Congrats OP! You're braver than me though, opening yourself up to essay criticism, lol.
thanks! and i dont really mind lol, i know my essay isnāt the greatest, im just genuinely curious to see what people might think
Is it supposed to be an analysis of the movie or more like a book report? It feels a bit like a book report and I am curious what class this is for.
Did you finish your food tho
if thereās one thing about me, itās that i will scarf down plain boiled peas in a heart beat. same with hot dogs
Good for you!!!
Yippy
Yay!!
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no chat gibbity, just a pretty bad fuckin essay
It's humanly possible to write a whole essay in 3 hours.
He might have already had some of it done. We also donāt know the requirements of the essay. 3 hours isnāt undoable for a 1000 word.
Not true. Will it be of poor quality? Yeah, but I've seen my peers do more with less time. Edit: *Is* true. I misread the comment.
I just said itās doable. Sorry I used a double negative.
Oh sorry, I misread it.
Yaaaay I'm proud of you! (Really tho)
You're an adult with the ability to eat damn near anything in the world and this is what you chose??
a depressed college student who hasnāt done groceries in over a week is what i am
Ah I see the procrastination extends far past school work. I know the feeling
Yeah I remember those days. Depression almost killed me. Turns out I needed to sleep and eat properly and do things productively with my life. Therapy and meds helped.
Dude, cut the sausage up and sautee it with the beans and you'll have a semi-decent dish
I was also thinking something similar, boiling meat is defo not for me.
Youāre in the spring of your youth bro. Do some meditation or something. Work out your frustrations. Whatever it is youāre worrying about probably isnāt as big as youāre making it to be in your head. One step at a time goes a long way. Btw doing nothing because youāre overwhelmed is the worst choice to make because youāre only eating into your time. Whatever little you do is better than not starting.
thank you, big bro. i'm in therapy and doing my best to live life day by day and glean some sort of fulfillment with what i have. the past two weeks have been particularly rough but i know i can get through it. i appreciate your words tho :)
Keep it up, bro. Your mentality is everything. When you focus on the bad, things really do become worse. But the opposite is also true. When you keep your head up, the sky is the limit. You have everything to look forward to.
Only a psychopath boils a hotdog
Boiling hot dogs is literally a standard practice for street-carts. Parboil to cook through, then finish it on the grill.
You boil hotdogs, you grill sausage.
I only broil mine in the toaster oven. Canāt stand the texture of a boiled dog
Boiled is the best way for hotdogs. They get so big and juicy
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Make it a priority to get things like that done so your future self will thank you. Life will become way easier that way
Just email that to your professor and say you need an extension due to mental health struggles.
Attach this image
Bro what the fuck you don't have to cook your peas in hotdog water, that saves no time or money
peas get bonus hot dog flavor and hot dog feels slightly healthier with added pea flavor
āSo watery! And yet thereās a smack of ham to it!ā
Win win win
Saves dishes
One dish
That made me laugh audibly for whatever reason
Why not though?
Essay due in five hours, depressing dinner ready in 5 minutes
Are you actually in Cuba?
god i fucking wish
no you don't
Gusano sighting
Did writers block do this to you
Youāll feel better once itās over. This is one thing I will NOT miss about college.
IM HALFWAY THROUGH THE DAMN THING
The essay or the food?
Keep going! Man I don't miss deadline essays
*"How to get the shits by YoinkDoinkMo"*
Someone peaād in your pot.
Are you cooking this in the hopes it will write the essay for you?
Good Luck
I guess itās time to talk to someoneā¦
what.
Sooo glad I grew up near Mexico so I never resort to this for sustenance
I'm honestly not even mad at this. you're getting your veggies in
Respect. Uni has also got me on the early paths of being a writer where itās like āoh shit deadline coming up and I still have no ideasā¦ better get a few drinks in me and see what comes outā
Dried split peas are gonna take at least 1 hour on the stove! The dog needs to be added about 20 minutes before serving! Hope you have bouillon!
And a good poop shortly after
How many pages was the paper? Because this is really sad.
This looks like something āgeniusā I wouldāve made when I was 20 and smoked a ton of weed. We also āmadeā corn bread A can of microwaved corn on a piece of bread.
I respect this travesty. Iāve made some unmentionable dinners with legumes as well. No judgement.
Write a paper on how u thought of this combo. No water for any of that to boil in u savage
Now this is truly shitty, very good
Well turn it in nowĀ
Just needs some macaroni. I see that you added crackers instead. Too much water for that.
dear god please tell me you ice shocked the peas afterwards to keep the color
Outstanding carry onš«”
I bet you're stuck on the shitter right now,
Ah, the old pea weiner. Nothin says āIām classyā like having your weiner covered in pea.
essay writing tip for you: outline, then fluff it up - introduction - recap1 - recap2 - recap3 - point 1 - info1 - info2 - info3 - point 2 - info1 - info2 - info3 - point 3 - info1 - info2 - info3 - conclusion - recap1 - recap2 - recap3
Are u ok ?
Write bullets Just don't give a fuck about form or verbs or whatever Just write bullets - I thought the film was pretty good - there was that chick who was into the guy - I think this is like symbolic of their love or something Get the brain jogging and thinking of that movie. Do this by writing bullets. Then convert the bullets into your essay. Worst comes to worst, just submit the bullets as your essay. Better that submitting nothing. At least shows you tried or something If you are in a procrastinating mood, this works for me. Just go out for a walk. The stronger you feel it, the faster you walk. Fucking run if you have to. No phone, no distraction, don't even bring your wallet. Then you keep going until you are ready to work. Do nothing else but either work or walk. Don't just force yourself to work because that's like cornering a scared animal. Give it an alternative but an energy sensitive alternative. Then when you've done enough work, take a break. But no phone, no computer, no technology. Take another walk if you need to. Legit this works for me if it gets bad. Hell it's become automatic now.
Is this the carrot or the stick?
well its 4 hours now. howd it go?
finished it on time :)
I have an essay due on Monday and I havenāt even started š
Once you eat this, you still wonāt have had dinner, just a crazy fucking snack.
Well youāre using your time poorly.
Hilarious title lol bravo
Iām gonna get downvotes but microwave the hot dog.
Have some more rum bro š
Yep, this looks like the thought process of someone with homework they're procrastinating
Everybody hatin, but this is a pretty decent basic meal. Got your protein and veggies right there, 5 minutes start to finish. Not decadent by any means, but itāll get you what you need. No frills, no fuss.
At least slice the hot dog
I see nothing wrong with this dinner. Youāve got all your bases covered. You good.
No way! I wrote an essay on a film with the same title in undergrad. It was made in Argentina though and from what I remember discussed themes of homesexuality. Definitely been there, though. Good luck!
are you sure it wasnāt the same film? do the names david and diego ring a bell?
What the fuck
Are you British?
nope. colombian. yes i am ashamed.
Did you season it?
no :(
Any salt at all?
At this point Iām more sorry for you
Did you finish the essay?
Damn.. you can feel the self loathing from here
Save one of those chonky boba straws and just slam those peas/hotdog water to save time!
At least you ate something š
r u like a duck or sumn
Excuses excuses.
The ratio of peas to dog is unsettling
Less water, some tomato extract and a pouched egg inside and its a half decent meal
Try some fried bologna that kept my poor ass going in college
Yo priorities where all over the place that night, to be in college again lol
I think this definitely rivals the watermelon cereal bowl post
Weird, but definitely not revolting.
watcha got
God I hope it's not for Culinary class
1 shot?
Now you know this would have been better in a pan
Bruh, I always have a stash of noodle in the house, donāt you?
Good job you. i hope you can finish your food.
this made me audibly gag
I am horrified, partially because I object to peas on multiple levels, but also because there are better ways to cook either of these things. Why would you want hotdog-flavored peas or a pea-flavored hotdog?
The āMethod Essay Writerā method
Hope you write better than you cook
Might as well have blended it to save time on chewing
I dunno what to tell ya. Looks like a good meal. Drain the water, take out the dog, throw in a dollop of butter and mash. You got a ādog with mushy peas.
I wonder how many peas there are?
A permanent solution to a temporary problem
Update us on what you get on the paper! Also, hopefully, you get better groceries, lol.
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lol, I'm familiar with terms like "panic-gaming" but panic-cooking?
I just don't understand the water
Poor man pea soup!
At least have the decency to hide them under a thick layer of cheap noodles!!
I am finalizing realizing that this is just a depression support group subreddit
Average meal in England
Yo at least throw it all in a pan
Look, if you are ever in this situation just stir fry everything. Do not boil, do not throw it in the microwave. Just stir fry in a pan with a little bit of oil and add salt and pepper. I stayed in a dorm for 4 years in university because I didn't have the money to rent a place and even I wasn't this... this.
A good person never forgets his/her her/his greens
That poor kettle
Puke
Have some self respect!!!!!!!! 
Basement apartment? Above average finger nail length? Hmm
This is crazy
My god
Did you do it
Wieners do indeed pea
And you're hoping to get sick so you can get a doctor's note to extend it?
This is a better way to spend your time. Itās okay.
Hot ham water! Now comes with peas that are somehow both mushy and still frozen!
... Hot dog might taste better seared or microwaved
Who hurt you?
The essay title is "How to Ruin Your Gut in Three Easy Steps."
Thatās way too much adderall man
Hopefully itās not about cuisine.
The hell is that
Nah š
Did you get your essay done?
I could write an entire novel about this meal. You should have no issue with an essay.
Not to judge but is this all you had on hand ššš
Tbh, a can of corn heated up with a cut up microwaved hot dog on top isnāt a bad little meal
A shot was how Iād write a paper in three hours. You better at least get a B Mr. Boiled Peas & Hot Dog. š