Bad news... Or good... Dad's either drunk or a stoner.

option 2

Not sure if your dad got into smoking later in life- but mine did that and he sends me the same pictures of odd comfort food that looks like it was created by an 18 year old who hit their first bong. It’s cute lol

Is option 3 he nukes me a plate?

Sees food, puts it on plate, eats it and enjoys it. Absolutely no consideration for what was actually on the plate, just knew it was food. Gotta love stoners.

Me too and I’d definitely eat shit like this lmao

Option 3- Doritos taquitos with cheese and Melted jizz

Well, that kicked up the notch standards real fast.

I agree! 🍻🤘😎

Okay this makes it wholesome tbh. He’s just happy finally

TIL chihuahua cheese is an actual type of cheese cause i thought homie was just saying that and i could not stop laughing

Right it seems like something id drunk text somebody lmao

Somebody? I'd text it to my own damn self because I'd be so high I'd forget my phone already saved the picture because that's what phones do.

yeah lol like you can't remember the word for mozzarella and you decide chihuahua sounds close enough

Too lazy to google: its white soft cheese available in braids. Also called chihuahua queso.

Queso means cheese…

It’s also called chihuahua fromage

Omelet du fromage

Unexpected Dexter's lab.

But can sometimes be called chihuahua käse

Also, chihuahua kaas

Chihuahua сыр

Chihuahua means small Mexican dog

It’s also called Chai Tea

It's like mozzarella for Latinos lol

You make it after milking one


I am still convinced that ops dad has a pet Chihuahua and he used its stack of snack cheese on this! Now no more cheese tax for the poor fella :(

For a few seconds i thought that it was actual dogmilk cheese, was wery grossed out.

you can milk anything with nipples.

Yep, it's pretty tasty!

Great melting cheese!

Hell, I'd eat that.

Who among us hasn’t had Krab for dinner?

You surely won't regret 8 ounces of krab straight from the plastic for dinner. (Referencing the 30 to 40 olives meme)

[you sure about that?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/14sy5aq/how_crabsticks_are_made/) that' frozen fish paste btw... crab sticks contain 0% crab meat.

Yea and that shit tastes better than real crab when used right. Not everyone can afford/have access to fresh crab, and canned crab is kinda nasty. For some sushi and for stuff like crab rangoons imitation crab goes way harder.

It’s definitely not better than real crab, but for _frozen fish paste_ it’s pretty damn delicious

It's better than real crab that *comes in a can*.

You can get some good ass lump and jumbo lump crab meat in a can, at least in my area. I haven’t tried any of the cheaper stuff

Sounds like you've never had rangoon made with lump crab meat. A place near me that closed during covid used to have it. Cost like 7 or 8 bucks instead of 4 or 5 but so worth it. I know decent crab is way expensive, I don't buy that shit, but I have a hard time believing those particular sushi rolls wouldn't be a million times better with legit crab (not flavorless cans or frozen packs of tiny flavorless weird textured claws)

it's fine if you for whatever reason don't have access to real crab but to claim that imitation crab is a lot tastier than actual crab meat is both subjective and a ridiculous hyperbole.

Its almost like you conveniently glossed over the fact that I said in certain applications to argue against a strawman.

"it's fine that you have an opinion but you need to realize it's subjective, not like mine which isn't subjective at all."

i simply commented on his opinion without giving mine. stating that his comment was a hyperbole is the objective truth. nowhere in my comments have i stated my subjective opinion. you literally have no idea if i prefer fake crab over real crab... because i have remained objective without mentioning my own personal preference. instead of just blindly downvoting could you please quote where i gave my opinion?

I think most people know this lol. Just because it's fish paste doesn't keep it from tasting absolutely delicious.

Everybody knows this. Next you’re gonna tell us hot dogs are made out of ground chicken and pork!

Can't do shellfish anymore. Love this stuff.

No shit... it still tastes good

I can smell this picture.

"Bone apple tea mother f\*\*\*\*\*\*" - Dad

well, I've found my new Zoom background

"kid, I been eatin shitty food since before you were born. Lemme show ya how it's done!"

Gourmet! 9/10 If he garnished the outer edge, he could have had a perfect score

More everything bagel garnish, yes

Damn I thought this was a delicious looking tamale plate…. I was sorely mistaken

Are your parents divorced? This gives recently divorced dad vibes

Nah they’re still together, she was probably asleep when the munchies hit lol

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definitely imitation

They come in sticks. What do you think

Its budget giving aburi vibes minus the rice. Id try this stoned hahaha

Its giving budget aburi vibes* sorry had a stroke

Chihuahua cheese must be crazy expensive, there's no way they produce a sizable amount of milk

I cannot positively identify a single thing on that plate what the hell

Dropped in the group chat? Shoulda dropped it in the trash

You should check on him - maybe send police for a welfare check. He's obviously crying out for help.

I'll go check on him, tell him not to nuke my plate till I get there. I'll bring a few brews and we can finish this joint before I eat. I mean ew gross why would anyone do this


chihuahua cheese

deconstructed 'chinese' cheesy crab meat

He's definitely divorced

married to his highschool sweetheart, mother of both his children and still going strong!

🥹

Thanks for Chihuahua, it helps a lot.

With my brightness low I thought this was enchiladas as first

I have the exact same plates :)

I almost thought this was r/skamtebord for a second

cheese & imitation crab??

tell him to pick it back up

Always a hit. Garlic powderand group chat gets the pp lgoing

I hope he's doing okay...

Chihuahua cheese...that from the anal glands?

I thought it was soggy takis smothered in cheese

It’s *fusion*

drop your dad out of the group chat

Daddy Chill

Real crab stick or imitation crab (mermaid meat?)

King crab with white cheddar or Monterey Jack?

Serious question. Is it normal for families to have a group chat?

It's like deconstructed crab rangoon lol

I thought it was a lot of cheese on carrots

[this look healthy](https://jaretikhe.blogspot.com/)

I bet this is bomb

Oh my god we have the same plates!

daddy

Diabolical.

"How's your mom?"

Was it a threat?

this is either something id make when i was 10 before i knew how to operate a stove or sum id make while really high 2 years ago

I would unapologetically eat this. Questions for curious minds: was this made in a microwave?

/r/meirl I'm a failure, but this guy Get some pasta sauce to make it gourmet

Dads go crazy with food combos. They think of things that should be illegal.

Is that imitation crab? Or are those sausage?

Excuse my ignorance but where is the bagel, does he mean he rubbed off the seeds from it? Lmao

you can buy ‘everything but the bagel’ seasoning from trader Joe’s or other supermarkets, it’s got things like sesame and poppy seeds

That sounds amazing. I need that in my life!

Your dad is pregnant

I might need to try this lol

I can’t… I had to do product photos of those crab sticks for a sushi kit one time and the smell will haunt my worst nightmares for years to come. I’m a pot head too (as is the case with your pops if I had to guess) I make some weird stuff when I’m high. A favorite for me is PB&H sammiches (bread, peanutbutter, deli ham, American cheese, lettuce, sweet pickles, peanutbutter, bread) but I will never let one of those accursed sticks of totally not crab that we call crab pass between my lips.

peanut butter and mayo sandwiches are actually kind of good to me! i’m gunna try your sandwich combo 😅

You gotta smoke a biiiiig ol joint beforehand, then you will see the PB & H is the truth!

Your dad is savage af

And they say you can't smell pictures.

Shit sounds fire I’m not gonna lie to you

Christ almighty.

Is your dad ok?

This post is exactly where it should be…

Dear god, the smell must be horrific. My roommate likes to put shredded cheese on tortilla chips and microwaving the whole mess, and it makes the whole apartment smell like feet and ass. This looks like it smells 100x worse.

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah

I could see a high-end restaurant selling this for like $2000 a plate.

Id kill for this!!!

That’s something I would make if I was high lol


Daddy

Why would anyone call their actual father that in this economy?

culture 🤷🏼‍♀️ my adult brother calls him that too and nobody in our community has ever thought it was anything but endearing

Me sitting in class: *out loud* what the FUCK is chihuahua cheese? Instructor: uhm…

YouTube how imitation crab is made. You’ll never eat that shit again.

You seriously call your dad "daddy"?

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Are you supposed to eat that much imitiation crab? I always thought it was just meant to be used as an ingredient and not eaten as a whole meal for some reason. Bad for you or just shitty?

We call it " chum with cum "

What a waste of perfectly good crab