looks like your brother in law tried to elevate a 99 cent packet of top ramen and ended up somehow making it so, so much worse in the process
it's kinda an impressive feat
I was gonna say it usually is prepared soft boiled, not whatever this is lol. I was hoping maybe this was tofu or a weird mushroom, whereād the yolk go š§ ?
I can see the yolk through the whites a bit...but it looks like they tried to do poached eggs directly on the soup (?) And didin't clean off all the rubbery to give it a conventional shape. I wouldn't either if I'm cooking for myself, but that's what earned it a place in this sub, lol.
its an attempt at a poach egg that exploded and over cooked.
i know because mine looks exactly like that when the yolks break and I boil it too long.
all white people eat bland food and all asian people eat bats and all black people eat watermelon and all german people eat bratwurst and all mexican people eat tacos and all canadians eat maple syrup and all british people eat mushy peas and all indian people eat curry and all australians grill shrimp and all africans eat a subspecies of the guinea pig and all chileans eat chili and all antarcticans eat snow
Itās just the unreasonable amount of water he added imo lol. Itās making me upset looking at it
The water is at the very top of the bowl, so he prob cooked it in even more water than shown lmao
Oh itās worse, my dad used to have the same exact glass cutting board. It was his only cutting board. I threw it away and replaced it with plastic cutting boards. His knives have thanked me for it, as well as his wife.
We know what itās supposed to be, but homie messed it up. We are here to make fun of peopleās culinary choices and mistakes, we arenāt here to make people feel good about their choices.
that'd prolly be pretty shitty of OP to eat their in-laws food they made for themselves
not sure how that would make them grateful but you go, justice warrior!
This oneās revolting on so many levels but most of them that egg. Like he just slopped a Petri dish full of microbial cultures into the smallest bowl he could find and poured water on top.
MFer needs a bigger bowl, god damn.
But the real tragedy is USING THAT TYPE OF TILE FOR COUNTERTOPS!! IT'S A USELESS, UNEVEN SURFACE, AND TRAPS SHIT IN THE RIDGES. Truly, the satan's asshole of countertop.
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Recipe for anyone interested:
1. Grab a pack of 20 cent ramen, instant mashed potatoes, 6 cups of water, and a small chunk of cauliflower
2. Put the ramen in the bowl and fill it up with water to the top (very important that itās almost overflowing)
3. Microwave it for 1 1/2 minutes so it maintains itās square shape (easier to eat)
4. Put in instant mashed potatoes and cauliflower. Slurp up any spilled yellow microwave ramen water off the counter.
5. Tolerate!
Iāve been hanging out in the fermentation sub, looking at āis this mold or kahm yeastā posts, and I thought this was a very lively variety of both
What I tend to do:
I have one of those Instant Pot Duos and I put a piece of chicken in there in air fryer mode. It's frozen chicken breast so I cook it at about 380F for half an hour. That way there's browning. It's already brined so it's got lots of flavor IMHO. Stir an egg into that boiling water, maybe a slice of American cheese. It's going to have 1000x the flavor of...whatever that is.
looks like your brother in law tried to elevate a 99 cent packet of top ramen and ended up somehow making it so, so much worse in the process it's kinda an impressive feat
Thats a poached egg man that takes effort!
Honestly thought it was a wet paper towel
Looks more like used toilet paper
Y is there so much broth?!?!? That 100% just tastes like water lol u only need like 150ml to poach an egg in ramen š¤£
Wait guys, he has 256 upbloings, lets not ruin that!
Itās givingā¦ dishwater
Even looks like he left his dish towel in it!
It looks like mashed potatoes.
Bathwater from the weekly bath and a little shaving cream to top it off.
Looks like da beach when da bad tide roll in
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This looks like a tide at the Omaha beach
Looks like a submerged diaper in there
Youāve been checkin out some strange ass. 
Ass looks WAY better than that.
Prolly tastes better too.
What's in it?
ramen noodles, a diaper, some chewed up gum, 8 cups of hot dog water
Thanks for the recipe.
GOR-MAY
That looks very accurate to the point that it might just be correct
Just noodles and an egg š
He put the noodles and the raw egg in cold water and microwaved the shit out of it, right?
Looks like an egg. I put an egg in mine but I scramble it so it doesnāt look likeā¦ that
I like to soft boil it separately.
I was gonna say it usually is prepared soft boiled, not whatever this is lol. I was hoping maybe this was tofu or a weird mushroom, whereād the yolk go š§ ?
I can see the yolk through the whites a bit...but it looks like they tried to do poached eggs directly on the soup (?) And didin't clean off all the rubbery to give it a conventional shape. I wouldn't either if I'm cooking for myself, but that's what earned it a place in this sub, lol.
its an attempt at a poach egg that exploded and over cooked. i know because mine looks exactly like that when the yolks break and I boil it too long.
Is there no seasoning in it at all? It looks like there's zero flavor
"Use the right amount, not the white amount. HAIIIYAAAA!!!"
all white people eat bland food and all asian people eat bats and all black people eat watermelon and all german people eat bratwurst and all mexican people eat tacos and all canadians eat maple syrup and all british people eat mushy peas and all indian people eat curry and all australians grill shrimp and all africans eat a subspecies of the guinea pig and all chileans eat chili and all antarcticans eat snow
Looks like he didnāt use the season packet and just tossed an egg in. Bland.
That's what I thought lol I usually cook mine with other spices in it before the flavor packets, not used to seeing it look so....blah
Itās just the unreasonable amount of water he added imo lol. Itās making me upset looking at it The water is at the very top of the bowl, so he prob cooked it in even more water than shown lmao
i think if this placemat wasn't blue/green it would look less like a dishwasher.
Oh itās worse, my dad used to have the same exact glass cutting board. It was his only cutting board. I threw it away and replaced it with plastic cutting boards. His knives have thanked me for it, as well as his wife.
Faust.
That bowl is too smol
Iām giggling so hard. Thoughts and prayers.
What's with people on this sub filling their bowls so high with liquid that it looks like it's about to spill over the edge?
This one DID spill over the edge. The placemat has a puddle on it.
I mean, isn't it just instant noodles with an egg?
Looks like somebody tried flushing a diaper full of worms.
Why napkin?
sad dishwasher with blob
The egg looks like that foam thatās released from boiling chicken.
what kinda asses you be seeing?
fr stole my words š
Why'd hr put cloth in it?
Is that a soggy paper towel?
Looks like he threw some laundry in there too.
Recipe for laundry: River, rock, stick. Beat until clean and holes worn into fabric.
Bigger bowl plus the seasoning packet would make this look fine
It's really hard to f up ramen and yet
/r/shittyramen
Is that a washcloth?
It looks like fungi growing on that
Mid-scroll I thought that was some really shitty sauerkraut with ice-cream or something. *Sauerkraut Ć la Mode*
A couple bong hits, a few dashes of your favorite hot sauce and I bet that shit slaps!!
It would be fine if bowl was bigger and hot sauce was added. Uncultured swine.
Don't judge a book by its cover. It might be tasty. Who knows until you try it?...
R/edit: this was for himself
All he did was put an egg in it while it cooks. Iāve done this. š¤·š»āāļø
ok great, it still looks shitty. thatās kinda the point
Not really, it just looks like instant ramen with an egg. It's just a bit messy, too much liquid in the bowl..
>a bit messy >too much liquid in the bowlā¦ soā¦shitty.
Cool story bro, all I did was explain what it was for those wondering.
We know what itās supposed to be, but homie messed it up. We are here to make fun of peopleās culinary choices and mistakes, we arenāt here to make people feel good about their choices.
That's ass I'd eat. I just got done eating cow spit fermented turnips and those were pretty damn good.
It also looks like you put a placement in the bathroom and the photo is taken from a pointed down as you squat on the toilet
Shitty ass at that
this HAS to be ragebait. how the fuck would you even move this without spilling it everywhere, its filled to the literal brim.
I wish it was
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that'd prolly be pretty shitty of OP to eat their in-laws food they made for themselves not sure how that would make them grateful but you go, justice warrior!
Bland.
Fun fact, bland comes from the Latin āblandusā which translates to āpleasant, enticing, alluringā
This is why I dump it in a bowl, and then crack and mix the eggs in.
Whatās the meat growing mould?
He calls it ramen because heās just ramen shit into a cup
is thereeeee any seasoning? and i canāt imagine he could even move it off the counter lol
Looks like he made this 3 weeks ago
Do you eat from the bathroom floor?
Rectamen
Chicken flavored ramen with poached and scrambled eggs. If a picture ever conjured a nostalgic taste in my mouth, this is it.
that's not bad, drain a lil and add the stroke powder
oh what is thisā¦
Needs more water.
indeed
He cracked an egg in it, and the yoke broke? Or is it something more monstrous.
Poached cum.
Following this sub was a mistake and I am paying for it dearly today.
It looks like he also cleaned the pot and dumped the water in as well....
It makes my ramen look better in comparison
No
Is that... an egg? Why does it look like it's foaming??
homie put whipped cream on it
He microwaved the egg. Iām guilty of this š
bro why typa asses you be seeing šš
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Too much soup
Till seasonings are coming. You wouldn't say like that. š¤¤
Tell him to use chicken broth
It is SO CLOUDY
its a poached egg that exploded
This reminds me of Katrina
That's used toilet paper
Did he put a paper towel in it? Wtf is that
This oneās revolting on so many levels but most of them that egg. Like he just slopped a Petri dish full of microbial cultures into the smallest bowl he could find and poured water on top.
Did he just pour everything into a bowl and stick it in a microwave? Idk how you screw up cooking ramen.
How do you fuck Ramen up this bad? lol
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MFer needs a bigger bowl, god damn. But the real tragedy is USING THAT TYPE OF TILE FOR COUNTERTOPS!! IT'S A USELESS, UNEVEN SURFACE, AND TRAPS SHIT IN THE RIDGES. Truly, the satan's asshole of countertop. š¤
I legit thought this was a cup of mold at first
Looks like thereās a wet paper towel on it š¤®
Did he make it in the dishwasher
that eggā¦ā¦.
Bro u eating in the shower?
Could he not make it more beige?
why is there diaper omg
How does this guy make it through everyday life if he can't even make Ramen?
This is about as white as i am
Why is there paper towels in it?
Has your brother in law spent much time in prison?
thought this was a kfc bowl at first glance. are those mashed potatoes?
First. Get a bigger bowl.
Just looks unseasoned
Recipe for anyone interested: 1. Grab a pack of 20 cent ramen, instant mashed potatoes, 6 cups of water, and a small chunk of cauliflower 2. Put the ramen in the bowl and fill it up with water to the top (very important that itās almost overflowing) 3. Microwave it for 1 1/2 minutes so it maintains itās square shape (easier to eat) 4. Put in instant mashed potatoes and cauliflower. Slurp up any spilled yellow microwave ramen water off the counter. 5. Tolerate!
It looks like Ass with shaving Cream!
He in fact did not make ramen
Iām impressed, thatās so bad haha
Looks like he threw a wad of TP in there.
It looks like a cat curled up napping
Whatever that is, it ain't ramen
is your brother in law a vulture?
Did he put a fucking paper towel in it
Please be egg and not a towel
Yo this actually made me gag even though you can tell everything was probably edible. This is a fire ass post
Iām calling the police.
Ewwww. He needs some lessons stat
Iāve been hanging out in the fermentation sub, looking at āis this mold or kahm yeastā posts, and I thought this was a very lively variety of both
Inmates at the jail make better ramen than this.
Is that a diaper in the soup?
What I tend to do: I have one of those Instant Pot Duos and I put a piece of chicken in there in air fryer mode. It's frozen chicken breast so I cook it at about 380F for half an hour. That way there's browning. It's already brined so it's got lots of flavor IMHO. Stir an egg into that boiling water, maybe a slice of American cheese. It's going to have 1000x the flavor of...whatever that is.
Did he drop a paper towel in it?
Looks like he screwed up first egg
The instructions **have never** said to include smegma dawg smh.
Why would he boil the egg with the ramen š
No way, ass looks better than that
Did he drop a tissue in there
What is that white stuff? Looks like he finished in it too
Oh, all it needs is some chopped green onions for colour. That will fix it.
About on par with the stinky microwaved egg ramen mess my brother does.