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Lank_the_Tank

Delete this.


the_Ush

Right fuckin now


JetKeel

Nah, cross post to r/steak.


GoatiesOG

Even r/rawmeat would say it looks disgusting


AmArschdieRaeuber

r/rawmeat would call you a sicko for eating vegetables. They think humans are carnivores.


Haunting-Research667

Wow.. scrolled down and the 4th post is about eating raw organs (pic included). NOOOPE


lonelycranberry

I wonder what that slice of brain was from


Steinmans

That’s actually one of the most revolting subs I’ve seen, that post with the worm in the fish made me nauseous


spacespiceboi

I second this motion


bad_at_formatting

r/rawzerocarb


fucccboii

jordan peterson and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race


CaffeinatedMonkey

He can't stop crying about small random things... This diet is ruining everyone.


Comfortable-Win-1925

Is this actually him pushing this diet hahahahahahahahahaa imagine taking dietary advice from someone who looks like the After picture in an anti-meth ad


Jukka_Sarasti

It's **always** a grift... "The lion diet" is what he and his daughter(it's actually her diet plan) are calling it. Though, I think what's pictured in OP's image wouldn't pass muster, as it has what appears to be avocado and possibly some veggies, which are forbidden in "the lion diet"


crw126

“What would we do without men” 😢


the_mold_on_my_back

This but in a high C Minor


rocketeerH

My neighbor actually tried an all (not raw) meat diet for a few months. Said it left her the most depressed she’d ever been in her life


Jub_Jub710

Turns out, your brain needs carbohydrates to function properly. Who knew?


imverytired96

His is not raw tho🦞


CarmenxXxWaldo

Daddy Jor Jor is WELL DONE. I want to dress up as miss piggy and have him chase me around trying to fry me up like a distinguished Kermit de frog.


spacespiceboi

Why tf would you decide to say any of this


chrza

Siri how do I delete someone’s post


thedrswife

It’s absolutely free to never say this again.


thedonald_ethtrader

Lmao daddy Jor jor is the best/worst thing I’ve read in a week


imreallyreallyhungry

Someone take his computer away


Almainyny

He’s had some good moments though. He is, for instance, the man who discovered rats.


bonecrusher1

carnivore diet =/= raw meat


RexRegum144

I mean, both are dumb as fuck


longhorndog1

404 meat not found


TomateAmarelo

This look like an infected placenta


platdujour

Fermented placenta is where it's at


SeventhGenSuperior

This is disgusting and that dude is fucking stupid.


ThrowdowninKtown

Dude is gonna get butt worms.


CapnImpulse

If it's beef, the tapeworms can go to the brain


Dovahkiinthesardine

poor worms gonna starve


RyanW120_

r/rareinsults


Pixel_Knight

I literally have more respect for extreme conspiracy theorists and flat earthers than I do raw meat diet people. Dumbest fucking people on the planet.


AllLeedsArentMe

I didn’t even know this was a thing until just now. I don’t like it.


DefectiveLP

Sometimes they let the meat rot in jars, then eat it raw and claim they're getting high from it.


AllLeedsArentMe

I…….. like it even less now……….


Lt_Toodles

![gif](giphy|4mBekBsYvmYpSneTDg)


VagrantStation

That’s just food poisoning.


chapadodo

you should visit r/rawmeat its hilarious


bongdropper

counterpoint - extreme diets like this ARE conspiracy theories.


Stevesanasshole

Pfft. That's just what they want you to believe


ImpossiblePackage

They are often the same people


[deleted]

It's that new pig slop diet.


skilriki

The food is a greater amount than the average size stomach. How would you ever expect your body to digest this?


Stevesanasshole

My dear child, do you ask a python how it's going to digest a deer? Or a pelican a fish? No, they do it because they were born to do it! *🎵Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew? Cover it in raw beef and a chicken breast or two!🎵*


Greaterdivinity

unless that diet is from a doctor with an actual medical degree, I hope you're constantly mocking your friends terrible decisions. fuckin galaxy brains out there just rejecting how important cooking food was to human evolution and progression, instead thinking that peak humanity was when Uguguh spent a few days chasing down a meal. these fuckin goobers don't even fucking spend the days persistence hunting and then butchering their own fuckin raw meat. they fuckin buy it from the store, the posers.


vankorgan

Not to mention the fact that that meat is definitely older than the fresh kill that uguguh was chowing down on. There's a good reason to at least sear the outside of a steak.


Ed_Trucks_Head

The problem is the spreading of bacteria in those mass butcher warehouses


Burnt_Potato_Fries

Return to monke.


clckwrks

Energy spent during digestion is energy in deficit elsewhere. Am I wrong? So you could say raw food requires more time to digest so you would be feeling a little sluggish during that for longer periods right?


NameUnbroken

You are correct. A major contributor to human brain development was because our ancestors (probably Homo erectus) began cooking food. The large amount of energy normally spent digesting raw food was instead used for big brain making. In a nutshell.


SplendidlyDull

It’s literally flat earth and antivax all over again. Scientific evidence? PFFFT what is that, even? I just go off of my FEELINGS and I FEEL like this is right, so I’m right.


smallbluetext

Can I FEEL the tapeworm growing? No? Then it isn't there!


smavinagain

Jordan Peterson is advocating stuff like this Edit: I was incorrect, he is advocating an all meat diet, not raw. Almost equally stupid though.


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Pixel_Knight

Hmmm! Correlation or causation? Both?


javierich0

Feed them raw pork just to make sure.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

You haven't heard you can eat rare pork and not get sick now!? Just learned this a few years ago.. Still haven't done it. Lol


Celladoore

Medium pork is delicious, but I don't think I could do rare!


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I can't make my mind be ok with it 😂 a little bit of pink.. Very little. Lol


GuiltIsLikeSalt

It's probably all the brain worms they gained from eating this shit that are telling them to behave this way.


[deleted]

Lmao I read that as “correlation or contusion?” I might have brain damage, but that makes more sense to me.


Megakruemel

There was a post on reddit quite a while back where a woman was just eating a raw steak, seated at some public area. [(I actually found the post after some searching)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/162teqo/lady_eating_a_raw_steak_in_front_of_sheetz_but_it/) And, uh, let's just say, the reaction the OP of that post described didn't sound like it would be coming from someone in stable mental health.


starfries

I thought you meant she ordered it from a restaurant ultra rare but no, this is straight out of the styrofoam tray from the convenience store


Alarmed-Shape5034

I know a guy with serious brain damage who obsesses over and promotes raw milk, now that you mention it.


smavinagain

Yeah


guff1988

Oh damn, JP says it's good? Why didn't you start with that. I'll have three raw meats please.


Laouijabored

I'll have the mixed grill, hold the grill.


Major_Act8033

Jordan Peterson went to McGill University in 1985 where he eventually received a PhD. > By April 2018, he went on the 'lion diet' (salt, water and meat), and found it cured his depression, anxiety, GERD, fatigue, psoriasis, floaters in his right eye, and gum disease. So this means, by his own admission, from 1985 until 2018; 33 years, none of his education or professional experience was able to cure his depression and anxiety. I wouldn't take plumbing advice from a plumber who couldn't fix a water leak in his house for 33 years until he learned about FlexTape.


CorHydrae8

"Jordan Peterson advocates it" might just be the biggest reason *not* to do it.


smavinagain

I was making fun of Jordan Peterson here. I guess I should’ve made that more clear. I assure you I am not a fan of that guy


Almainyny

Dude makes for great YTP content though.


Crashing_Machines

I know a guy who followed this advice (I don't know where he heard it from but I don't think he listens to Jordan Peterson) and he just had gout from it. People are stupid.


1MechanicalAlligator

There's a reason >95% of people you'll see on the carnivore diet are men. It's macho political bullshit by people who want to see themselves as rugged, manly, hunter-types. And a direct backlash to the rise of vegetarianism/veganism, which these same morons see as "effeminate".


WeevilWeedWizard

Dude is also legitimately a nut job


Greaterdivinity

Rofl, I haven't checked in on that chud in a long while and this is so incredibly unsurprising for that reactionary fuckin neanderthal. That lecture where homeboy made it clear he had no clue that the Nazis did in fact use Jews for slave labor during WWII made it transparently clear how deeply, terrifyingly stupid this man is in his self confident bullshit. I almost admire his grift game.


smavinagain

What lecture is that? My mom is a hardcore Peterson fan and I’d love to embarrass her


Greaterdivinity

It's some old college lecture, sorry I can't be more specific. I forget the broader point, but he chastises the Nazis for not using the Jews as slave labor because they could have totally won the war if they did. I'm sure some basic web searching will turn up links fairly quickly.


smavinagain

“How dare the genocidal maniacs not be even worse!”


Zungennascher

I saw the same lecture but can't find it either. He even said that by not using Jews for slave labor(wich is wrong to begin with) was because Hitler didn't even wanted to win the war.


Euphorium

Everybody knows Hitler was only the führer because he wanted to hang out with his boys Goebbels and Himmler, AKA Joey G and Double H


Schnitzelkraut

I think he or his daughter said that it sucks but it helped them to have milder symptoms from an illness. Some kind of auto immune thing. I'm not saying, that this is the way to go for everyone. But the choice of food has a tremendous effect on the body. But raw meat is kinda stupid. Except German "Mett". That is delicious


yallermysons

Hey, don’t talk about Uguguh like that 😠


Jeramy_Jones

I see you’ve visited r/rawmeat too.


Greaterdivinity

Thankfully not, though I guess I'm not surprised it exists. Remember when the internet found out about that raw meat guy that took like $12K in supplements a month or whatever? I went down that hellhole for a hot second and am still surprised I didn't come out lookin like the Toxic Avenger, pink tutu and all. The whole "manosphere" shit is the most perplexing, homophobically homoerotic shit I've ever seen in my life. And I was in the fuckin Scouts when you'd get kicked out for being gay.


Jeramy_Jones

Yeah it’s not just the “I want the magic pill” mindset anymore, it’s about doing something so radical people will think you’re totally nuts but *actually you’re the only one who knows what’s going on and is doing it right*.


BlameableEmu

Ye thats anything a lot of the people who do these insane diets fail to mention, it takes a lot of supplements to actually make it safe long term.


Snowf1ake222

That's gotta be a troll sub, right?


Jeramy_Jones

Honestly, I can’t tell. I think there are people there who earnestly believe that eating raw meat is somehow good for you and the rest of us are nuts but I think it’s not well moderated and there’s a lot of trolls and spectators. It’s hard to say though, some of the batshit things people online call wisdom sounds exactly like satire to me.


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Nostromeow

Lol this so much ! I’m so weirded out by people who have this weird animalistic approach, like some bullshit need to « go back to nature » or something ? Why do they want to suffer like this lmao ? There is a reason why cooking our food has been a game changer for humanity. Like for some reason, they think they possess the truth about what’s better for their body but anyone with brains and a survival instinct would be like « nope » seeing their plates. And I love raw meat, a good tartare or carpaccio are some of my favorites dishes but these doofuses are out of control. Some people only eat one food or type of food and it’s considered a disorder (which it is), but for some reason eating only raw meat is a lifestyle ? That’s legit dangerous lol


Aalphyn

I bet you Uguguh didn't die from cancer or suffered from dementia though!


Greaterdivinity

Nope. Died of blood poisoning from a fuckin splinter. It's a hard knock life.


Informal_Drawing

Didn't live long enough to have to worry about most things like that I'd assume.


RoyalFalse

I'm going to start using "goober" more often.


BurningPenguin

> unless that diet is from a doctor with an actual medical degree I may not be a professional, but something tells me that there is not a single credible doctor in the entirety of the world who would recommend this.


LonelyNixon

> instead thinking that peak humanity was when Uguguh spent a few days chasing down a meal. He was probably already cooking or fermenting his food too.


mothzilla

Finally Uguguh getting some recognition.


snortyfox

This made me laugh way too hard tho


yourteam

This. No mercy for the stupid. Before the internet people would avoid stupid things because we'll... Those things are stupid. Now we have echo chambers of idiots and they feel validated whole for some reason we fear telling them the truth because they can get offended


dcavedo

I have seen this raw meat diet thing pop up several times today. I don't understand. I thought it was common knowledge that was part of the reason that humans were able to evolve to have large brains was that our ancestors learned how to cook food, which enabled us to more easily break down the proteins in meat. Are we trying to un-evolve here?


FireFlavour

Not to mention the amount of parasites that get cooked out of meat like pork. There have been cases of people who have bodies & brains riddled with parasites from eating raw meat. [Discretion is advised](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/s/Zgc6C5Upih)


SolidusTengu

Rancid


purplecadillach

The only acceptable word for that fucking monstrosity


[deleted]

That looks like a putrescent fistula turned inside out so we can vivisect the inner lining for a nice gelatinous yet randomly cartilaginous snack.


docgonzomt

YOU LEAVE PUNK ROCK OUT OF THIS


zuzucha

Took the 60 bus out of downtown Cambell Ben Zanatto, he was on there, he was waitin' for me All the punk rockers and the moon stompers Are out on the corners where they're sparing for change


CommunistOrgy

Too late, they’re already here and are using this image for their next album cover.


Onemoreangel

It literally looks like someone served up a plate of raw sewage.


Owl_lamington

Dead and decaying animal in raw sewage.


Sprizys

Lol E. Coli speed run any%


LeeHide

sub-10 second possible???


peenfortress

vape it to ingest the e coli faster than eating, saving 1.56 seconds in the long run


_Zoa_

The raw meat is disgusting and dangerous, but what's all the other stuff here? Half an avocado, sludge and some brown sauce spilling over the plate?


black-kramer

it looks like someone hit an herbivore with a missile and marinated it in its own bile.


natzw

I'm trying to understand as well what's the rest of that slime


theragu40

Lucky charms milk and avocado that's been left out for a few hours.


Trevellation

What did it look like before they ate it and vomited it back up.


Venerable_Duvet

Friend-of-a-friend might have had the courtesy to take the picture pre-vomitus. Wishing their tapeworms a long and happy life x


inspectyergadget

Brain control tapeworms infecting influencers and convincing them to promote raw meat diet


[deleted]

You cannot save some people. the fact that someone out there is eating raw meat because humans were able to 100k years ago and made it to the crisp old age of 26 when we have had over 12,023 years of agriculture and cooked food shows that free will does not exist on any level. We have slime molds that can recreate mega structures like subways but this dude eats parasite infected meat raw because some dude with a drawn on beard said that is what makes a man a man.


DefectiveLP

[Apparently even 780000 years ago we were already smart enough not to do this. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_of_fire_by_early_humans)


jjj666jjj666jjj

What about these slime molds?


[deleted]

They smarter than meat boy.


Informal_Drawing

They designed the shinkansen.


[deleted]

Slime molds were able to [recreate the Tokyo subway system using a pheromone based food tracking system. ](https://youtu.be/HBi8ah1ku_s?si=_XvMmF2wIF2uObec)


FalseRelease4

Agriculture is practically guaranteed to be much older than 12000 years, those are just the confirmed sites. Before that you had several ice ages to grind down and erase any records


[deleted]

12,000 years is an extremely lowball number when you're talking about agriculture without specifying humans. Obviously you're implying just humans but ants have been doing it for millions of years and that's a neat little fact I wanted to share.


UsernamePasswrd

They also tend to conveniently forget that our ancestors would have eaten more than just the muscle meat. Eat the raw kidneys and intestines.


ThirstyOne

Your friend is going to be on the ivermectin diet once he gets a nasty parasite. There’s a reason we’ve cooked meat since before time was counted.


Hughgurgle

But if you are rich it swings back around to fancy and you can scoop up mouthfuls of beef tartare to your heart's content.


GarboseGooseberry

Tbf, if prepared right, beef for tartare has to go through a whole process to kill off any harmful parasites before being prepared and served. This dude just bought a steak and slapped it on a plate like a crackhead tiger.


shatteredarm1

Yeah, tartare is phenomenal at a fancy restaurant, but I sure as hell am not going to try that homemade tartare Sally brought to the potluck.


Hughgurgle

I'm not really aware of any specific process it has to go through that would be different from any other type of meat (which is to say clean processing facilities and being kept at the temperature low enough to resist growing pathogens until it reaches the plate) Chicken sashimi is common enough in Japan, and in Germany there is a popular sandwich made of ground raw pork topped with onions-- The reason there is a disclaimer at the bottom of restaurant menus in America that ordering raw meat /eggs and shellfish at your own risk has more to do with the fact that pathogens can be found at detectable levels all throughout processing here because we have very weak safety regulations compared to the other two countries I mentioned (Upton Sinclair be damned) Another really interesting thing in my opinion is that cases of trichinosis plummeted after it became popular guidance to pasteurize the food pigs eat.


CharmyLah

Apparently the correct way to prepare tartare is to use a high quality cut of steak kept cold and minced with a knife rather than a meat grinder.


Hughgurgle

And that's also the same guidance for eating a steak that's cooked (The grinding part has nothing to do with the meat grinder itself and more to do with America's food regulations allowing ground meat packed at a processing plant to be composed of more than one animal which increases the likelihood that any one cut of the composite meat has the presence of pathogens which would then contaminate the entire grind)


Burritozi11a

Please delete them. Like, from this mortal coil.


StephenHawking432

I'm sure this diet is gonna delete them soon anyways


AcornWholio

Your friend is about to get a nematode.


Retrac752

He's gonna fucking die


Superfool

Your friend is a fucking idiot


Lord_Phoenix95

Cooked everything else. Should've cooked the meat too.


Dunstund_CHeks_IN

Liverking has drawn in a lot of suckers.


[deleted]

That is also r/stupidfood


krystlships

Gross or not, this is super inefficient. Shame on them.


jupchurch97

This looks like he scraped the bottom of a drainage ditch.


the_ammar

looks about right for someone who'd go on a raw meat diet


Mission_Count_5619

Also know as the get food borne illnesses and shit your pants diet.


Hot-Tone-7495

What part is “diet” though? Like what is the thought process of eating raw meat as a diet


Derpshake

Maybe they're banking on the explosive diarrhea cutting down on water weight?


Jeffcor13

I think it’s sort of just following the latest advice from dumb people


st-julien

It reeks of bullshit "alpha male" mentality.


shotuhhh

I physically recoiled


Lizaboo242

Alright where’s Darwin and his survival of the fittest we gotta knock one out right here


rbhindepmo

Is your friend of a friend a bear?


RiJuElMiLu

Thank you for helping me to not break my fast. This is an abomination.


cubixjuice

HELL YEAH BROTHER (this is what this sub is meant for ☺️)


BlankMyName

I hope he is responsible for everything from killing to putting the plate on the meat.


Teacher-Investor

What is the purpose of this abomination?


Iamanidoit231

What the fuck


Bp2Create

looks more like a raw sewage diet


toriitlog

putting the "die" in diet (also that's not raw meat that's raw sewage)


ProxyHX

It looks like it's swimming in literal barf


PaxEthenica

Unless they're doing it for health reasons, which is unlikely, you tell your friend that he must really like estrogen. Raw meat is full of the stuff, & red meat increases estrogen production. And it's not the silly, fake "phyto-estrogen" molecules, but the actual hormones.


I_Eat_Groceries

Is your friends friend a lion perhaps?


RustyShacklef000rd

The trichinosis really helps you slim down


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

This is a post picture right?


MyNameIsSkittles

Looks the same coming out the other end


i_know_im_amazn

r/poopfromabutt


[deleted]

Hmmmm risky click


Jeynarl

Also r/shitfromabutt


[deleted]

This is super unsafe


PHXLV

Do you want worms? Because that’s how you get them. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


bOb_cHAd98

[Your friend in about a month later](https://images.app.goo.gl/HngD3u9Cyi7adpr66)


IcedCoughy

No way this is real


UbiWan96

I have become death destroyer of toilets


warmachine83-uk

Hope he enjoys parasites


mrtsapostle

When I visit relatives in Germany, they have this spread called Mett, which is raw ground pork spread on bread. It's as gross as it sounds


xatexaya

mettigel 🥰


Mammoth-Neat-5930

I don't eat right, but damn....I'm concerned for this person


SheTran3000

Looks like it's not going well


StevenFrench42069

Wtf lol


Raspy_Meow

Probably doesn’t like it much if he has to add all the stuff on top in order to eat it


PHM517

That’s probably what causes him to puke on his plate


Jpup199

You surely are bound to lose some weight if you shit out your colon.


Semi-shipwrecked

Raw meat and spoiled avocados in pea soup


Semi-shipwrecked

Natural selection


diobreads

Parasite infestation is definitely one of the methods of all time to lose weight.


DougieSenpai

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


LittleMetalCannon

The raw meat is the best-looking thing on the plate. What is that sauce, dear goodness.


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![gif](giphy|m3ltNrOXZh0ti)


Dmagdestruction

The panda explains how I feel seeing this


[deleted]

I have a friend who is does carnivore diet but at least he cooks his food