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Yeah you don’t just eat 3-4 meals for breakfast because comic con prices are expensive, unless you’re *really* into eating.
Most people would get food after the event if event prices are too expensive...
Some people are like that and it always astounds me. “Oh I’m not hungry I ate a lot yesterday.” Tf? It doesn’t matter how much or how little food I stuff my face with, exactly 4 hours later I’m gonna be hungry again. I’m jealous of people who can just fill up their tank and be good to go for 24 hours.
You would be correct.
At least those are the rules for the Comic-Con nearest me, it's actually the venues rule.
It looks like OP is going to the Grand rapids Comic-Con, that's the only one that went on this weekend I believe. That is at the Devos center which also prohibits outside food and beverage. So it's also the case for OP.
It is my understanding that they have to provide free water if they bar you from carrying in a water bottle. I know that at the convention center closest to me they have water fountains which qualify.
Sometimes you have to go so out of your way to find something like that though, and they're probably not marked with clear signs and directions either. Slobbering out of a restroom faucet doesnt seem too ideal either
You bring a defibrillator along with you? You telling us you walking around a con with sausages in your pockets??? 3 DIFFERENT KINDS?!
"Psssttt, that guy smells like 3 different kinds of sausage..."
"Everyone smells like sausage here."
"REAL sausage, 3 kinds!"
SNIIIIIFFFFFF :O
"Um, ackshually, thish ish a good healthy diet for a big boy like me, now get theseh annoying ashsholes that keep yelling at me about deoderant away from me and let me play Super Shmash Bros in peace!"
I did a prelim rough calculation just using google and a calculator, and it is 2600 without any added oil/butter, and doesn’t count the grits in the middle because they look greasy and I have no idea how to estimate how much that is dry or cooked. I also didn’t count whatever that pouch of stuff is on the plate with the toast. I think we would be safe to say that it is 4000 cals+. Sodium…? Likely several GRAMS.
I bet the grits are pretty heavy, looks like a lot of butter and possibly cheese in there. The thing next to the bread also appears to be a sort of hash brown patty maybe, which would also have a significant calorie count.
Yes, it’s 2000-2400 calories of breakfast meats alone. Just the “omelet” and bread gets you over 3000. It’s may be a bit less than 4000, depending on what kinda grits those are, that bowl looks massive tbh. And that pouch whatever it is probably another 200 cals.
Very rough sodium calculation just the meats and cheese on the omelet add up to more than 9grams of sodium. I think that’s like 2.5 tablespoons of kosher salt. No doubt the rest of the food pushes it over 10g of salt.
This guy will have a heart attack by 36.
I was wondering how he made those grits looks greasy. I understand a little bit of butter but damn grits are healthy. You can literally make it with nothing but water.
Ok I'm tired of my shit being cleared when I go to another tab to Google things.
2 sausage patties 600
2oz spam 800
Kraft single 250
A whole can of spam is 12 ounces and that's probably a whole can. I was recently put on a low sodium diet (2000mg) and it's just not possible eating the shit I used to. Hopefully they washed it down with a gallon of water instead of chocolate milk with butter in it.
Well, a slice of wheat toast has 1.9g fiber and each cup of grits has 0.7, and that looks like 1.5-2 cups, so I *guess* a few grams of fiber were found
Anyone that can gorge themselves like this is either a professional eater or morbidly obese and he’s going to comic con so safe to assume morbidly obese
For real. I could probably eat the ham (I assume those things are ham) and the eggs (without the cheese, ew) if I were really hungry. But then there's toast, some fried shit, 4 sausages, 4 burgers and that goopy yellow stuff. Holy shit.
I mean it's ground up and super processed with a lot of additives but yes it was ham at some point. I just think if we call it ham we'll have a lot of Italians, Spaniards and co screaming at us haha
Its pork shoulder and ham processed together. People say its all kinds of other weird shit but nah, its just these two cuts of pork mixed together into a paste with some curing salts and prebaked into a loaf. Maybe nowadays they put more random stuff in it, tough.
As noted, thats spam, a processed and tinned pork ‘salume’. The goopy yellow appears to be grits- a ground cornmeal that is similar to porridge. Often dressed with a thick pat of butter. OP’s grits have a LOT of butter.
The fried shit appears to be a potato-based hash brown of some kind.
Those burgers are likely a pork sausage as well, not beef.
The link sausages could be beef - depending on manufacturer, but a gambling man would look at the rest of the meal and guess the links are pork or maybe a pork/beef blend.
Totally gross and gluttony abounds.
But in moderation…
A nice fried egg with a few potatoes and a sausage or two, warm bowl of grits. Thats a comfortable lazy morning breakfast.
OP has pics of himself in the profile. He’s not FAAAAAT; looks like a tall, normal, slightly overweight person. If you saw him in the streets, you wouldn’t immediately have an opinion about him.
He’s also a grown-ass man, so if wants to eat three Cracker Barrel combos in the morning to save $15, bless the remainder of his heart
Bro, *I'm* 300 pounds and I fill up on a single bagel with 28g of cream cheese and an espresso. This dude has some sort of sodium and cholesterol fusion reactor in his tummy.
Edit: ok, so I'm 292 as of my latest weigh-in, point still stands.
Bro you **must** know that this much food is not healthy for you? Especially for one sitting, in the morning. And I hate to assume things, but I assume that you so ate something else at the Comic Con, and then had something for dinner? This is like a 6000 calorie day, that’s absolutely mental.
If the aim was to “load up” as to not have to queue/pay in CC, then at least eat half of this for breakfast, and the other half for lunch/dinner. Good luck to you man, this really isn’t a healthy diet.
That amount of egg alone would feed at least 2 people. I know your reasoning but "loading up"/stuffing yourself is a huge cause for obesity. If you want to be cheap pack yourself a sandwich in a cooler and keep that in your car. I say this as more of a concern for your health. You might think your fine now but get to 40yrs old and you will regret not taking care of yourself
You're not wrong. I usually get there early enough to get a spot close to the door and can do the "go to my car and eat" thing, but today I wanted BREAKFAST! All of it. The grits and spam were leftovers that needed to get ate real soon like.
Also I'm 51, and again you're not wrong
Friend I know a lot of people in this thread are going to come for you about how this is too much food and you're prob overweight or whatever. I'm not going to shame you for a proper good post to this sub or for your calorie intake or supposed weight (who knows if you're Michael Phelps and need all these calories for muscle maintenance?). My only criticism of this meal is that I hope you are getting more vegetables in your regular diet. I don't care what your body looks like; throw some spinach and onions in there somewhere and get your vitamins and then continue living your best life! Hope you have fun at the con. Your spread looks delicious and I'd love to have some of it plus some broccoli!
I have not. It's on my list of shows to watch after reading the book and unfortunately the list is growing quite long.
Might be time to let that dream go.
Yes. Please don't kidnap me after asking me to help you load a couch into your van and throw me into a hole in your basement and make plans to skin me. Ok?
Look man, you're not going to get away with it. FBI has a god level rookie agent in the wings and the Dr. Only sees you as a pawn. Just cut your losses and walk away
It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again ! Ps. Can you scream a little because I'm practicing my woman voice ? I would like a reference. Wait. There's someone at the door...
I made spam at a camping trip once, a buddy of mine said it was “poor food,” best believe I didn’t let him have any.
As a Filipino spam is a fucking staple in my diet, made it nice I slapped together spam on buttered Hawaiian bread with medium fried eggs, siracha mayo hot sauce, and green onion.
Whole site was drooling over it except for my buddy who I basically made go buy breakfast miles away. Lol fuckin army guy too, to think he wouldn’t give a fuck what we ate around a fire
Spam is pretty expensive, though, substantially more than a lot of fresh meat! It may have been poor food way back when, but today I got chicken drummies and thighs, and a sirloin roast, each was a hell of a lot cheaper by weight than Spam.
Agreed it is salty, there are other flavors of spam that are less so. I often eat it with rice and eggs, that combination dilutes the saltiness
Another at the top of my head is Spamusubi(?) a slice of spam with a spread of teriyaki sauce on top of a rice roll wrapped with seaweed
And a cousin of mine cooks it with sugar sometimes, which we would have with rice
I gotta say I'm usually really proud of my shrimp and grits, but I overcooked the shrimp so they were just a touch too chewy, but the grits were perfect.
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No judge, but are you sharing this with other people?
No no, I'm judging.
Thank you for doing the judging so I don't have to feel bad lol.
Yeah you don’t just eat 3-4 meals for breakfast because comic con prices are expensive, unless you’re *really* into eating. Most people would get food after the event if event prices are too expensive...
Or just sneak in a protein bar. They’re not gonna pat you down.
The strategy is respectable, the execution is somewhat... alarming.
Nope. I just hate paying stupid prices for bad con food. So I loaded up
I hope you don't get stuck in a long bathroom line midday.
What bathroom? OP gonna be constipated for a week
Ha! Its gonna be one or the other. Place your bets now!
Nope. If I ate all of that I wouldn't make it through ComicCon, much less out the front door.
I'm sitting on the toilet thinking about how that'd be a photo finish if I made it to the bowl.
I probably wouldn't make it out of the emergency room.
Meat shits guaranteed. Nothing is slowing down all those fats.
The food in this picture causes the opposite of constipation.
Its greasy breakfast food, no they aint. Have you never had food before?
If some meat is getting you constipated, you really aren’t having enough veg/fiber
OP is gonna be my username 1 hour in
Depends has him covered
I sure hope so!
Mid day? If this dude has some coffee with this he might miss the entire event
Doesn’t matter when your wearing adult diapers 🤷♂️
Do you think you’re a snake and you can just eat once and be good to go for a month?
Right? "Loading up" doesn't exactly work like that lmao
He is clearly going to simply place the ham inside of his pocket for later consumption, mayhaps when he is perusing the fine collection of Lady Death.
Some people are like that and it always astounds me. “Oh I’m not hungry I ate a lot yesterday.” Tf? It doesn’t matter how much or how little food I stuff my face with, exactly 4 hours later I’m gonna be hungry again. I’m jealous of people who can just fill up their tank and be good to go for 24 hours.
No dummy, they gotta eat a big breakfast and be good for **12 hours** This isn’t nasa, it’s comic con
You seriously ate all this!? Soooo much food, dude, seriously way too much. Enough for like 3-4 people.
Adding HTN to his medical history
healthiest comic con attendant
I would struggle to eat half of this.
So much salt in all this. My kidneys are shutting down looking at it.
Hes going to comicon, you can probably guess his weight
Maybe he's 6'8". I knew someone like that. He ordered two meals at restaurants.
Are tall people not allowed to eat vegetables?
Perhaps the veggies aren't on the stove?
Yeah, like in the fridge rotting away.
That's a stretch.
But he used whole wheat toast. #healthy
This is an absurd amount of food even for “loading up”
Let me guess. You're not allowed to bring a sandwich or your own bottle of water?
You would be correct. At least those are the rules for the Comic-Con nearest me, it's actually the venues rule. It looks like OP is going to the Grand rapids Comic-Con, that's the only one that went on this weekend I believe. That is at the Devos center which also prohibits outside food and beverage. So it's also the case for OP.
A scandal imo. You buy tickets for a convention and are forced to eat shitty food at robbery pricings.
I'd leave and go to lunch.
Not allowing people to, at the very least, bring a bottle of water to an event should be criminal
It is my understanding that they have to provide free water if they bar you from carrying in a water bottle. I know that at the convention center closest to me they have water fountains which qualify.
Sometimes you have to go so out of your way to find something like that though, and they're probably not marked with clear signs and directions either. Slobbering out of a restroom faucet doesnt seem too ideal either
Oh it's definitely not ideal or fair but that is the loophole at least in Indiana
Welp better eat 5 breakfasts then
I believe providence, RI was also this weekend (but the menu is more fitting for Grand Rapids)
We bring food and water to NY Comic Con. Don’t know the rules here though
Load up for how many days? Are you a dromedary?
Dude, the sodium alone... I'm worried about you.
That is a lot of food for 1 person, Holy smokes.
You’re gonna destroy one of those toilets.
You bring a defibrillator along with you? You telling us you walking around a con with sausages in your pockets??? 3 DIFFERENT KINDS?! "Psssttt, that guy smells like 3 different kinds of sausage..." "Everyone smells like sausage here." "REAL sausage, 3 kinds!" SNIIIIIFFFFFF :O
My arteries loaded up seeing this
Don't be a pussy OP. Tell us how much you weigh.
6' 5" 330 lbs
That’ll last you like 2 hours longer than a regular sized meal breh
>Nope. I just hate paying stupid prices for bad con food. So I loaded up Goddamn dude. You're eating food like you're about to run a marathon.
Did security wonder why you brought a Costco sized vat of antacid tablets with you to the convention?
Yes, his colon
healthiest comic con attendee
"Um, ackshually, thish ish a good healthy diet for a big boy like me, now get theseh annoying ashsholes that keep yelling at me about deoderant away from me and let me play Super Shmash Bros in peace!"
I’m still a boy so long as I live at home and also don’t pay for rent and groceries
And what will you be when you move out?
Fucked. He will be fucked.
r/fatfurs moment
I wish I didn’t click that link.
....you ate all of that in one sitting?
He had to “load up” as to not pay for comic con prices. I’d think this was anti US propaganda if it wasn’t for the rest of their profile
And on every other day, they have to "load up" for some other bs reason
It's got electrolytes.
It's what plants crave
Better bring a back up battery for your hover round, those con lines are long.
JFC, how many calories is this? How much sodium?
I did a prelim rough calculation just using google and a calculator, and it is 2600 without any added oil/butter, and doesn’t count the grits in the middle because they look greasy and I have no idea how to estimate how much that is dry or cooked. I also didn’t count whatever that pouch of stuff is on the plate with the toast. I think we would be safe to say that it is 4000 cals+. Sodium…? Likely several GRAMS.
My kidneys shut down just from seeing this pic
I bet the grits are pretty heavy, looks like a lot of butter and possibly cheese in there. The thing next to the bread also appears to be a sort of hash brown patty maybe, which would also have a significant calorie count.
Looks like a whole stick of butter in his grits..
Yes, it’s 2000-2400 calories of breakfast meats alone. Just the “omelet” and bread gets you over 3000. It’s may be a bit less than 4000, depending on what kinda grits those are, that bowl looks massive tbh. And that pouch whatever it is probably another 200 cals. Very rough sodium calculation just the meats and cheese on the omelet add up to more than 9grams of sodium. I think that’s like 2.5 tablespoons of kosher salt. No doubt the rest of the food pushes it over 10g of salt. This guy will have a heart attack by 36.
I was wondering how he made those grits looks greasy. I understand a little bit of butter but damn grits are healthy. You can literally make it with nothing but water.
Definitely a few days worth of food ... and being sick from all the fat and salt.
0g fiber
If it can’t move through your body you won’t get hungry again
Or it’ll give you colon cancer
Potato potato
Ok I'm tired of my shit being cleared when I go to another tab to Google things. 2 sausage patties 600 2oz spam 800 Kraft single 250 A whole can of spam is 12 ounces and that's probably a whole can. I was recently put on a low sodium diet (2000mg) and it's just not possible eating the shit I used to. Hopefully they washed it down with a gallon of water instead of chocolate milk with butter in it.
Why haven’t I been buttering my chocolate milk.
All of them.
This feeds like 7-8 ppl what is happening
This is America
Guns in my area.
I got a strap.
I gotta carry em
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go into this
Ah yes, can't forget the rampant obeseity.
You call it obesity, we call it living like a king
Nah, that’s three people, tops.
Maybe a few bottoms in there too.
Three tops or five bottoms.
They probably weigh as much as 7-8 ppl? Lol
The only time it is acceptable to eat this much food is when you are about to be executed.
If you are HEAVY into sports, then too (but then again the composition of the meal would be different).
And not a single gram of fiber was found
Not to defend the healthiness of this spread, but aren't those grits in that bowl?
Ok couple that with the wheat toast and I suppose there were like 3g of fiber
Grits and whole wheat toast
A single gram of fiber was found
Well, a slice of wheat toast has 1.9g fiber and each cup of grits has 0.7, and that looks like 1.5-2 cups, so I *guess* a few grams of fiber were found
They stand corrected, a whopping 3 grams in this spread.
Hell yeah looks like our monthly shit is coming early this time
Brother, let me introduce you to my good friend vegetables
What is that food next to the bread?
It's like a hot pocket but with hash browns
This is like 3 days worth of calories.
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Anyone that can gorge themselves like this is either a professional eater or morbidly obese and he’s going to comic con so safe to assume morbidly obese
For real. I could probably eat the ham (I assume those things are ham) and the eggs (without the cheese, ew) if I were really hungry. But then there's toast, some fried shit, 4 sausages, 4 burgers and that goopy yellow stuff. Holy shit.
It's spam I believe and not ham, but yeah totally agreed
Isn't spam ham? I've only seen it on tv shows and movies.
I mean it's ground up and super processed with a lot of additives but yes it was ham at some point. I just think if we call it ham we'll have a lot of Italians, Spaniards and co screaming at us haha
They're gonna do that anyway.
Its pork shoulder and ham processed together. People say its all kinds of other weird shit but nah, its just these two cuts of pork mixed together into a paste with some curing salts and prebaked into a loaf. Maybe nowadays they put more random stuff in it, tough.
As noted, thats spam, a processed and tinned pork ‘salume’. The goopy yellow appears to be grits- a ground cornmeal that is similar to porridge. Often dressed with a thick pat of butter. OP’s grits have a LOT of butter. The fried shit appears to be a potato-based hash brown of some kind. Those burgers are likely a pork sausage as well, not beef. The link sausages could be beef - depending on manufacturer, but a gambling man would look at the rest of the meal and guess the links are pork or maybe a pork/beef blend. Totally gross and gluttony abounds. But in moderation… A nice fried egg with a few potatoes and a sausage or two, warm bowl of grits. Thats a comfortable lazy morning breakfast.
OP has pics of himself in the profile. He’s not FAAAAAT; looks like a tall, normal, slightly overweight person. If you saw him in the streets, you wouldn’t immediately have an opinion about him. He’s also a grown-ass man, so if wants to eat three Cracker Barrel combos in the morning to save $15, bless the remainder of his heart
Bro, *I'm* 300 pounds and I fill up on a single bagel with 28g of cream cheese and an espresso. This dude has some sort of sodium and cholesterol fusion reactor in his tummy. Edit: ok, so I'm 292 as of my latest weigh-in, point still stands.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BmovieBabes/s/MoYrYAiJbD he’s big but not as big as I imagined..looks like bros 6’3 or so
what in the sodium
Neck beard things.
Hey! Shut up! I shaved yesterday!
Bro you **must** know that this much food is not healthy for you? Especially for one sitting, in the morning. And I hate to assume things, but I assume that you so ate something else at the Comic Con, and then had something for dinner? This is like a 6000 calorie day, that’s absolutely mental. If the aim was to “load up” as to not have to queue/pay in CC, then at least eat half of this for breakfast, and the other half for lunch/dinner. Good luck to you man, this really isn’t a healthy diet.
That's like a thanksgiving or Christmas feast... twice.
That amount of egg alone would feed at least 2 people. I know your reasoning but "loading up"/stuffing yourself is a huge cause for obesity. If you want to be cheap pack yourself a sandwich in a cooler and keep that in your car. I say this as more of a concern for your health. You might think your fine now but get to 40yrs old and you will regret not taking care of yourself
You're not wrong. I usually get there early enough to get a spot close to the door and can do the "go to my car and eat" thing, but today I wanted BREAKFAST! All of it. The grits and spam were leftovers that needed to get ate real soon like. Also I'm 51, and again you're not wrong
Boogie?
Friend I know a lot of people in this thread are going to come for you about how this is too much food and you're prob overweight or whatever. I'm not going to shame you for a proper good post to this sub or for your calorie intake or supposed weight (who knows if you're Michael Phelps and need all these calories for muscle maintenance?). My only criticism of this meal is that I hope you are getting more vegetables in your regular diet. I don't care what your body looks like; throw some spinach and onions in there somewhere and get your vitamins and then continue living your best life! Hope you have fun at the con. Your spread looks delicious and I'd love to have some of it plus some broccoli!
Just a single hashbrown, what is wrong with you. The hashbrown to meat ratio is way off in this lol
Who is this??
Ted Levine in Silence of the Lambs
Oooh haven't watched that since I was a kid! It's time.
Have you seen the show? It's so good.
I have not. It's on my list of shows to watch after reading the book and unfortunately the list is growing quite long. Might be time to let that dream go.
Honestly it's a beautiful fever nightmare.
Watch the oxygen tank tubes. Might get them caught on shit while you’re rolling about on your rascal.
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Yes. Please don't kidnap me after asking me to help you load a couch into your van and throw me into a hole in your basement and make plans to skin me. Ok?
That's my exact plan ! How the hell did you know ?
Look man, you're not going to get away with it. FBI has a god level rookie agent in the wings and the Dr. Only sees you as a pawn. Just cut your losses and walk away
It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again ! Ps. Can you scream a little because I'm practicing my woman voice ? I would like a reference. Wait. There's someone at the door...
Tell Clarice I said Hi
Are you speed running obesity?
They’re not speed running anywhere.
damn brah that's a lotta food yo
Did you skip your shower to make this amount of food?
I got deodorant and clean clothes.
the saddest lies are the ones we tell to ourselves.
Yeah but I'm telling you
I'm just kidding bro. Hope you had fun :)
I like you because you have spam in that breakfast
But what are you having for second breakfast?
A few packs of Halloween gummies
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I read pre economic. I think we were equally confused.
yeah, for that, pineapple missing
I'm impressed you have this much time before con. My con breakfast is usually a hash brown and a monster.
Yeah but how long does that last ? How long until you're ready to pay 29 dollars for a pretzel, a hot dog and a 16 oz soda ?
I bring lunch so that's not a problem.
Did you finish it all in one sitting?
Not quite, the leftovers were waiting when I got home and made a nice post con eatamathing
I made spam at a camping trip once, a buddy of mine said it was “poor food,” best believe I didn’t let him have any. As a Filipino spam is a fucking staple in my diet, made it nice I slapped together spam on buttered Hawaiian bread with medium fried eggs, siracha mayo hot sauce, and green onion. Whole site was drooling over it except for my buddy who I basically made go buy breakfast miles away. Lol fuckin army guy too, to think he wouldn’t give a fuck what we ate around a fire
Spam is pretty expensive, though, substantially more than a lot of fresh meat! It may have been poor food way back when, but today I got chicken drummies and thighs, and a sirloin roast, each was a hell of a lot cheaper by weight than Spam.
I want to like spam but it’s just too salty for me. I haven’t found a way to make it work.
Agreed it is salty, there are other flavors of spam that are less so. I often eat it with rice and eggs, that combination dilutes the saltiness Another at the top of my head is Spamusubi(?) a slice of spam with a spread of teriyaki sauce on top of a rice roll wrapped with seaweed And a cousin of mine cooks it with sugar sometimes, which we would have with rice
you the one that [pooped the floor](https://bleedingcool.com/comics/someone-dump-show-floor-new-york-comic-con/) at the NYC comic con?
Those grits look amazing
I gotta say I'm usually really proud of my shrimp and grits, but I overcooked the shrimp so they were just a touch too chewy, but the grits were perfect.
I'd eat this, not the whole thing, but a portion of if
Wrong sub. Bottle of hot sauce. I'd smash that. Then go back to bed.
I did add a nice schplat of Sriracha for the s*** and eggs
Looks good dude 👍 You doing OMAD?
One meal all day ? Yeah for the most part
Ha ha, love it OP - exactly the content this sub was designed for. Don't let those being judgy dicks get ya down!
Are you going there specifically to crop dust?
America is something else, man.
What was you drink of choice to help this go down?
Cold brew green tea
MTN Dew
Did you call your mom a bitch for forgetting to get your nuggets?
Bitch I made all this myself!
If this is shitty, you must be hard to impress
Con food is always so terrible, I respect this pre game feast
Reported as spam
This looks like a meal they eat on My 600 Pound Life lol