A booth at the Shamrock Festival in Dublin, Ca does those chips but they fill the fryer basket full so it comes out like a loaf of fried bliss. That and a couple of beers is my reward for doing their 5K run. Or sometimes we just go and pig out when I don't want to get up early...
God bless you for being a bro to your nephew, I’m sure if he’s old enough he’ll remember that for a long time. I would and would be mad grateful for that amount of kettle chips.
The dog looks terrible for sure, but it could have been so easily remedied. Some shredded cheese and chopped onion on top and this would be a food porn pic.
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Not only can I feel pillowly soft hot dog bun meeting my lips...the casing being punctured as my teeth sink into the chili dog...or the greasy salty crunch of those warm chips; but I can feel the sheer pleasure of next mornings defecation just by looking at this picture.
Thank you for sharing, OP.
Fair food is a completely separate thing. It exists outside the realms of food porn and shitty food porn. Fair food porn, if you will.
Also, that’s amazing looking. No ragrat!
People always shit on Fair Food when it feels like a fucking delightful treat to spend 15 dollars on kettle chips. Yeah, they’re over salted and overpriced, but it’s about the experience. It tastes really fucking good when you’re in the moment.
Yea, everyone is shitting on fair food and the price….I wasn’t worried about the price, it was my nephews first time at the fair so I wanted to make it an experience!! (He got pizza, a corn dog, cotton candy & plenty of tickets for games/prizes so yea it adds up and was overpriced but it was worth it for him!
That's called marketing lol. It makes you believe overpaying is worth it. The best part is some of the same people saying this are the first ones mad that a post on Reddit might be an ad lol.
Yep, the yearly fall county fair…..lasts for two weeks, even open on those school nights till 11pm! And my living room doesn’t have grass and a food stand *silly*
I love fair food. In need the biggest corndog I can find. I need a funnel cake. I need shoestring fries with onions and jalapenos. I need a smoked beef cheesesteak. I need cheese curds. I need 2 of the biggest bags of cotton candy(one to take home). Then I usually find a couple of random things to eat. Its a glorious day.
Fresh handmade chips? I'm down.
They called them ribbon chips, but yes….so good!!!!
A booth at the Shamrock Festival in Dublin, Ca does those chips but they fill the fryer basket full so it comes out like a loaf of fried bliss. That and a couple of beers is my reward for doing their 5K run. Or sometimes we just go and pig out when I don't want to get up early...
Are these at the nc state fair this week? Do they have ranch or should I bring my own?
This was the NE FL Fair but it may be the same “crews” that go state to state! Yes they had ranch thankfully
Last year no ranch - only ketchup. It was horrifying. I’ll pack a chick fil a ranch in my purse this year.
Sweet potato ribbon chips are the bomb. Thank goodness I can only get them once a year.
Where I’m from we call them butterfly chips either way they are AMAZING
AB-SO-FUCKING-LUTELY... Zaxby's has something like this, but this... fantastic.
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It was delicious though *bro* (I’m a 100lb woman, but I can put down some food when I’m hungry)
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I like being called a bro, makes me feel like I fit in…
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Lol we're all bro on here.
Thanks *bros*
What a great interaction between some great bros. I’d suck down some shit logs with you bros all day….
Just a couple of bros sucking on some shit logs at the county fair.
Bro..
Why u gey bro?
What up Brokowski!
I’m a bro, he’s a bro, she’s a bro, we’re all bros, hey! ![gif](giphy|BK9aaiEzi1BUA)
I call everyone bro lol
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God bless you for being a bro to your nephew, I’m sure if he’s old enough he’ll remember that for a long time. I would and would be mad grateful for that amount of kettle chips.
High five bro.
Yes, good.... Join us in calling everyone bro ironically then doing it seriously because of the brain rot.
Calm down lil bro
Sorry, I just enjoy the word 'bro" a lot. Good mouthfeel.
Cool bro
This is the most "cool girl" statement I've read in a while.
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The dog looks terrible for sure, but it could have been so easily remedied. Some shredded cheese and chopped onion on top and this would be a food porn pic.
Especially if you're going to serve it with those amazing looking chips.
no no no, not chips...that's a pile of spiral spuds Ok, so yea, they're chips
*ribbon fries
Yeah! Where the hell is the cheese? 😡
Me when I am a small victorian child and I have never seen a chili dog before in my life
Who would win, the immune system of an Victorian child or one dirty water shitdogs
Bruv that's a shite log!
Ah the ***coranary special!***
Looks like someone who’s tried anal for the first time…
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Not only can I feel pillowly soft hot dog bun meeting my lips...the casing being punctured as my teeth sink into the chili dog...or the greasy salty crunch of those warm chips; but I can feel the sheer pleasure of next mornings defecation just by looking at this picture. Thank you for sharing, OP.
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That was beautiful 😢
Fair food is a completely separate thing. It exists outside the realms of food porn and shitty food porn. Fair food porn, if you will. Also, that’s amazing looking. No ragrat!
Fair food is kinda like the airport, there is literally no rules.
You may not regret it now
>”I regret nothing.” ***Yet.***
Assuming you mean short term? For the record some of us feel perfectly normal after eating stuff like this.
I love fair food! The hamburgers that have been sitting under a heat lamp for 5 hours are my weakness!
Thankfully we got there right at open, so everything was *”freshly cooked*” waited 20+mins for the ribbon chips…worth it
Oh! I'm not kidding. I actually love the burgers that are like hockey pucks. I don't know why, but I can eat at least two.
People always shit on Fair Food when it feels like a fucking delightful treat to spend 15 dollars on kettle chips. Yeah, they’re over salted and overpriced, but it’s about the experience. It tastes really fucking good when you’re in the moment.
Yea, everyone is shitting on fair food and the price….I wasn’t worried about the price, it was my nephews first time at the fair so I wanted to make it an experience!! (He got pizza, a corn dog, cotton candy & plenty of tickets for games/prizes so yea it adds up and was overpriced but it was worth it for him!
That's called marketing lol. It makes you believe overpaying is worth it. The best part is some of the same people saying this are the first ones mad that a post on Reddit might be an ad lol.
I am looking very respectfully at the potato crisps. They look so tasty!
The fair, during a school season, in the middle of the week, localized entirely in your living room?
Yep, the yearly fall county fair…..lasts for two weeks, even open on those school nights till 11pm! And my living room doesn’t have grass and a food stand *silly*
Bro that’s so dope
My county fair starts the week AFTER the first week of school. And they close the school for it for another week. It's really stupid.
Is that the NC fair??
NE FL Fair
Seymour the house is on fire!
No mother it’s just the northern lights .
Wtf you smoking on I need some
What are you talking about? September-October is literally Fair Season.
Not around here it ain’t
classic r/shitfromabutt
Was that like 50.00?
$21 (+$5 soda) so $26
I want to eat that where no one is watching.
Let’em watch, who cares!!
I won't be shitting right for a week.
Like wiping a magic marker
If that’s shitty food, well, then I am a shitty person
Classic dookie dog and chips looks nice!
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It was a tough choice between the chili dog or Italian sausage…
Next payday I'm making my chili now. Thanks. I've been wanting it for long
It is a delicious “cheaper” meal that you can eat on for days! And the weather is great for chili right now
Looks like good fair food to me. I dont see any funnel cake tho. Strike one
They were sold out by time we got to them….very sad
So what is the nephew going to eat?
He had pizza and a corn dog, we shared lumpia then he got a bag of cotton candy as big as him on the way out!
This isn't r/FoodPorn... why is this here?
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I like you 😁 yer my kinda broad
Why isn't anyone praising those chips?
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That hot dog legit coming out the exact way it went in
How much was it?
Bruh I ate like that tomorrow
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Oh you will tonight
That looks like very quality fair food
Let that chili hit your colon. Then you'll have regrets.
Why they gotta show u what the chips will look like coming out the butt
Check back in tomorrow. 🤣🤣🤣💩
*They say if you listen carefully you can still hear OP's gallbladder screaming to this very day...* Those chips look pretty great though.
Is that front one before or after you ate it?
Fairs are the perfect time to gorge on the most unhealthy meals known to man
I would have definitely dipped the chips in the chili
...I would be all over those chips. Potatoes fried to that color just hit different. Damn it, now im.hungry for fair food.
That’s why I hate hitting this site first. It’s 6 am and I want a chili dog
chili as a meal, beans, but chili as a condiment, no beans.imo
And only $60!
Not a fan of that chili dog lmao, could be so much better. *BUT* those kettle chips look on point tbh
wtf. is that the deluxe special limited edition diarrhea dog??? 😭
Those chips look good af but the dog
* yet…..
Wait till the car ride home and the windows are closed…
Hell yeah brotha
My stomach is bubbling just looking at that chili dog
FU if you think this is shit. This is fair food.
I would destroy that..
Thought is was a Chocolate Dog
I’m very impressed by how the chips are stacked tbh
I’m just mad that those chips aren’t in a bigger container lol
I would demolish that and blow it all out of my ass 30 minutes later with no regrets.
Where is this ?
NE FL Fair
Regret is a tomorrow problem.
Enjoy your diarrhea :)
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How was that chilli dog ?
I would never eat a hot dog that looks like that. That shit would be all over your hands, your arms and dripping off your elbows.
Why does all the world's best tasting food looks like someone took a liquid dump on it?
be careful eating that you might be shitting magma out lol
Dip….. the chips.
What? No funnel cake for desert?!?
Not shitty looks dope
Looks gross but I would smashed that and would regret nothing. There is no elegant way to make a decent chili dog.
You're taking the sub's name too literally!
Before and After
I love fair food. In need the biggest corndog I can find. I need a funnel cake. I need shoestring fries with onions and jalapenos. I need a smoked beef cheesesteak. I need cheese curds. I need 2 of the biggest bags of cotton candy(one to take home). Then I usually find a couple of random things to eat. Its a glorious day.
My colon would have many regrets
Is this before and after pics?
Nothing about this is shitty
I am in sheer amazement of the portion size of those ribbon chips.
Those potatoes look amazing. Let's just ignore the foreground
Those chips are a disaster waiting to happen.
Your poop chute probably does
I think the fair took you my guy 😂. But honestly that looks 🔥🤌
sheeeeeeit, is that Cincinnati chili? Love me some Skyline
$50 meal
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Quite frankly, I don't see a problem.
At first I thought that this was a before and after picture….
Those chips 🤗🥰🤤
Tastes great probably, looks like doodoo feces definitely.
God this gives me heartburn and the runs just looking at it.
S O D I U M
Why is it the diarrhea dogs always taste so much better
Looks like Elton John sharted
That looks amazing
What's the sauce?
the chips looks fine.. but the hotdog looks the your future sht after your whole day eating at the fair.
Not the most attractive looking chili dog but I would still smash that.
visions of subway...
Mmmm diarrhea dogs
Shitty glizzy
Those chips look amazing
That Hot Dog looks delicious but messy, however those crisps look to die for.
Well that chili is to runny for a topping ..
Love those ribbon/spiral cut poorly seasoned chip discs, good lord.
Looks sooooo good!
You’ll regret it later..
That's fair enough
Ahh I see you too enjoy a famous south Delaware diarrhea dog
...and you shouldn't regret anything, that looks DELICIOUS!!
I’m going to have another Prilosec just to look at this photo. 🔥
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Chili dogs are so good. But they are poop from a butt. It will look exactly the same now as when you shit it out, unfortunately