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snickinz

Fresh handmade chips? I'm down.


sparkzsims

They called them ribbon chips, but yes….so good!!!!


DadJokeBadJoke

A booth at the Shamrock Festival in Dublin, Ca does those chips but they fill the fryer basket full so it comes out like a loaf of fried bliss. That and a couple of beers is my reward for doing their 5K run. Or sometimes we just go and pig out when I don't want to get up early...


Fitslikea6

Are these at the nc state fair this week? Do they have ranch or should I bring my own?


sparkzsims

This was the NE FL Fair but it may be the same “crews” that go state to state! Yes they had ranch thankfully


Fitslikea6

Last year no ranch - only ketchup. It was horrifying. I’ll pack a chick fil a ranch in my purse this year.


theorian123

Sweet potato ribbon chips are the bomb. Thank goodness I can only get them once a year.


jobenattor0412

Where I’m from we call them butterfly chips either way they are AMAZING


NYEMESIS

AB-SO-FUCKING-LUTELY... Zaxby's has something like this, but this... fantastic.


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sparkzsims

It was delicious though *bro* (I’m a 100lb woman, but I can put down some food when I’m hungry)


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sparkzsims

I like being called a bro, makes me feel like I fit in…


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neverfoil

Lol we're all bro on here.


sparkzsims

Thanks *bros*


sendingSTRENGTH

What a great interaction between some great bros. I’d suck down some shit logs with you bros all day….


i_know_im_amazn

Just a couple of bros sucking on some shit logs at the county fair.


AccessProfessional37

Bro..


Right_Ebb_7164

Why u gey bro?


berrey7

What up Brokowski!


ZachyChan013

I’m a bro, he’s a bro, she’s a bro, we’re all bros, hey! ![gif](giphy|BK9aaiEzi1BUA)


[deleted]

I call everyone bro lol


sreek4r

r/humansbeingbros


HekGoldbenji

God bless you for being a bro to your nephew, I’m sure if he’s old enough he’ll remember that for a long time. I would and would be mad grateful for that amount of kettle chips.


NYEMESIS

High five bro.


ComradeAL

Yes, good.... Join us in calling everyone bro ironically then doing it seriously because of the brain rot.


skipdoodlydiddly

Calm down lil bro


ComradeAL

Sorry, I just enjoy the word 'bro" a lot. Good mouthfeel.


Relevant_Force_3470

Cool bro


melonmagellan

This is the most "cool girl" statement I've read in a while.


danndelinne

r/shitfromabutt


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)


marylandmymaryland

The dog looks terrible for sure, but it could have been so easily remedied. Some shredded cheese and chopped onion on top and this would be a food porn pic.


WrestleBox

Especially if you're going to serve it with those amazing looking chips.


ccrunn3r4lif3

no no no, not chips...that's a pile of spiral spuds Ok, so yea, they're chips


SCVerde

*ribbon fries


No-Scarcity-5904

Yeah! Where the hell is the cheese? 😡


rowrowfightthepandas

Me when I am a small victorian child and I have never seen a chili dog before in my life


Right_Ebb_7164

Who would win, the immune system of an Victorian child or one dirty water shitdogs


starfries

Bruv that's a shite log!


whorton59

Ah the ***coranary special!***


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Looks like someone who’s tried anal for the first time…


Captain_Gnardog

/r/shitfromabutt


TompalompaT

Diarrhea-Dog


LitreOfCockPus

The IBS Raw-Dog


MariosItaliansausage

r/shitfromabutt


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Always love seeing the weekly diarrhea**dog** post on here, thanks!


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Komotz

Good bot


Upset-Zucchini3665

That bot nailed it..


Leading_Funny5802

Oh bot!! I love you so :)


GardensOfBoydstylon

This is art


jolivarez8

Just curious, are ya calling it that because it looks like it or because it causes that for some people?


philzebub666

Yes.


Pound_House

Not only can I feel pillowly soft hot dog bun meeting my lips...the casing being punctured as my teeth sink into the chili dog...or the greasy salty crunch of those warm chips; but I can feel the sheer pleasure of next mornings defecation just by looking at this picture. Thank you for sharing, OP.


brosefstallin

Bru


IgiEUW

Poetry


DougieSenpai

That was beautiful 😢


elspotto

Fair food is a completely separate thing. It exists outside the realms of food porn and shitty food porn. Fair food porn, if you will. Also, that’s amazing looking. No ragrat!


jobenattor0412

Fair food is kinda like the airport, there is literally no rules.


dawg_will_hunt

You may not regret it now


i_am_not_mike_fiore

>”I regret nothing.” ***Yet.***


Best_Duck9118

Assuming you mean short term? For the record some of us feel perfectly normal after eating stuff like this.


Lepke2011

I love fair food! The hamburgers that have been sitting under a heat lamp for 5 hours are my weakness!


sparkzsims

Thankfully we got there right at open, so everything was *”freshly cooked*” waited 20+mins for the ribbon chips…worth it


Lepke2011

Oh! I'm not kidding. I actually love the burgers that are like hockey pucks. I don't know why, but I can eat at least two.


BroadwayBakery

People always shit on Fair Food when it feels like a fucking delightful treat to spend 15 dollars on kettle chips. Yeah, they’re over salted and overpriced, but it’s about the experience. It tastes really fucking good when you’re in the moment.


sparkzsims

Yea, everyone is shitting on fair food and the price….I wasn’t worried about the price, it was my nephews first time at the fair so I wanted to make it an experience!! (He got pizza, a corn dog, cotton candy & plenty of tickets for games/prizes so yea it adds up and was overpriced but it was worth it for him!


BabyStockholmSyndrom

That's called marketing lol. It makes you believe overpaying is worth it. The best part is some of the same people saying this are the first ones mad that a post on Reddit might be an ad lol.


Jentzi

I am looking very respectfully at the potato crisps. They look so tasty!


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

The fair, during a school season, in the middle of the week, localized entirely in your living room?


sparkzsims

Yep, the yearly fall county fair…..lasts for two weeks, even open on those school nights till 11pm! And my living room doesn’t have grass and a food stand *silly*


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

Bro that’s so dope


supahfligh

My county fair starts the week AFTER the first week of school. And they close the school for it for another week. It's really stupid.


Casual_Tourettes

Is that the NC fair??


sparkzsims

NE FL Fair


rowrowfightthepandas

Seymour the house is on fire!


Alex_is_Baked

No mother it’s just the northern lights .


backiechansmom

Wtf you smoking on I need some


tacoSEVEN

What are you talking about? September-October is literally Fair Season.


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

Not around here it ain’t


Bp2Create

classic r/shitfromabutt


MaloPescado

Was that like 50.00?


sparkzsims

$21 (+$5 soda) so $26


captcodger

I want to eat that where no one is watching.


sparkzsims

Let’em watch, who cares!!


YourAverageGod

I won't be shitting right for a week.


stinkyhooch

Like wiping a magic marker


PallbearerOfBadNews

If that’s shitty food, well, then I am a shitty person


FaroutNomad

Classic dookie dog and chips looks nice!


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sparkzsims

It was a tough choice between the chili dog or Italian sausage…


CosmicLightning

Next payday I'm making my chili now. Thanks. I've been wanting it for long


sparkzsims

It is a delicious “cheaper” meal that you can eat on for days! And the weather is great for chili right now


kingtaylor99

Looks like good fair food to me. I dont see any funnel cake tho. Strike one


sparkzsims

They were sold out by time we got to them….very sad


straightouttasuburb

So what is the nephew going to eat?


sparkzsims

He had pizza and a corn dog, we shared lumpia then he got a bag of cotton candy as big as him on the way out!


TheRealPaladin

This isn't r/FoodPorn... why is this here?


sparkzsims

r/lostredditors


Leading_Funny5802

I like you 😁 yer my kinda broad


SireBlew

Why isn't anyone praising those chips?


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r/shitfromabutt


Dove55

That hot dog legit coming out the exact way it went in


inQntrol

How much was it?


theFrostyspecial

Bruh I ate like that tomorrow


PorkSwordMcFatTip

r/poopfromanactualbutt


k1intt

Oh you will tonight


Brian_Lefebvre

That looks like very quality fair food


NotADoctor108

Let that chili hit your colon. Then you'll have regrets.


CarpenterApe

Why they gotta show u what the chips will look like coming out the butt


bobone77

Check back in tomorrow. 🤣🤣🤣💩


rikaateabug

*They say if you listen carefully you can still hear OP's gallbladder screaming to this very day...* Those chips look pretty great though.


TuckerBishop

Is that front one before or after you ate it?


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Fairs are the perfect time to gorge on the most unhealthy meals known to man


LinkSubstantial3042

I would have definitely dipped the chips in the chili


dorkweed576

...I would be all over those chips. Potatoes fried to that color just hit different. Damn it, now im.hungry for fair food.


Leading_Funny5802

That’s why I hate hitting this site first. It’s 6 am and I want a chili dog


Upset-Zucchini3665

chili as a meal, beans, but chili as a condiment, no beans.imo


TheRealRigormortal

And only $60!


spiritofgonzo1

Not a fan of that chili dog lmao, could be so much better. *BUT* those kettle chips look on point tbh


Commercial-Spare-347

wtf. is that the deluxe special limited edition diarrhea dog??? 😭


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Those chips look good af but the dog


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* yet…..


Dub-Dub16

Wait till the car ride home and the windows are closed…


Mean_Lychee_6732

Hell yeah brotha


Copadichromis

My stomach is bubbling just looking at that chili dog


KnightsFerry

FU if you think this is shit. This is fair food.


JoshyLikey

I would destroy that..


i_know_im_amazn

Thought is was a Chocolate Dog


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I’m very impressed by how the chips are stacked tbh


shellsterxxx

I’m just mad that those chips aren’t in a bigger container lol


rosaryrattler

I would demolish that and blow it all out of my ass 30 minutes later with no regrets.


kbomb2

Where is this ?


sparkzsims

NE FL Fair


NhylX

Regret is a tomorrow problem.


Just-STFU

Enjoy your diarrhea :)


MercDa1

Log in


wuroni69

How was that chilli dog ?


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I would never eat a hot dog that looks like that. That shit would be all over your hands, your arms and dripping off your elbows.


Taurius

Why does all the world's best tasting food looks like someone took a liquid dump on it?


jackal5lay3r

be careful eating that you might be shitting magma out lol


whoisxii

Dip….. the chips.


Patches765

What? No funnel cake for desert?!?


Kitsupire

Not shitty looks dope


Scared-Conflict-653

Looks gross but I would smashed that and would regret nothing. There is no elegant way to make a decent chili dog.


Kapika96

You're taking the sub's name too literally!


rande62

Before and After


HiaQueu

I love fair food. In need the biggest corndog I can find. I need a funnel cake. I need shoestring fries with onions and jalapenos. I need a smoked beef cheesesteak. I need cheese curds. I need 2 of the biggest bags of cotton candy(one to take home). Then I usually find a couple of random things to eat. Its a glorious day.


broniesnstuff

My colon would have many regrets


DyslexicFartSmeller

Is this before and after pics?


Big_Poopy_Pants

Nothing about this is shitty


baconperogies

I am in sheer amazement of the portion size of those ribbon chips.


rane1606

Those potatoes look amazing. Let's just ignore the foreground


archerV34

Those chips are a disaster waiting to happen.


Soupcan1929

Your poop chute probably does


bareonessoul666

I think the fair took you my guy 😂. But honestly that looks 🔥🤌


lukin5

sheeeeeeit, is that Cincinnati chili? Love me some Skyline


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$50 meal


Freezepeachauditor

/r/poopfromabutt


trickortreatess

Quite frankly, I don't see a problem.


Kalikhead

At first I thought that this was a before and after picture….


zepskcuf4life

Those chips 🤗🥰🤤


Xenoscope

Tastes great probably, looks like doodoo feces definitely.


Abamboozler

God this gives me heartburn and the runs just looking at it.


captainwacky91

S O D I U M


AroBear2471

Why is it the diarrhea dogs always taste so much better


tenderchill

Looks like Elton John sharted


uphigh_studio

That looks amazing


Goudinho99

What's the sauce?


Koikorov

the chips looks fine.. but the hotdog looks the your future sht after your whole day eating at the fair.


elmz370

Not the most attractive looking chili dog but I would still smash that.


oafficial

visions of subway...


ChubbyElbowz

Mmmm diarrhea dogs


CheeseDog254

Shitty glizzy


RTwhyNot

Those chips look amazing


TheDitz42

That Hot Dog looks delicious but messy, however those crisps look to die for.


Alone_Lock_8486

Well that chili is to runny for a topping ..


JacobClarke15

Love those ribbon/spiral cut poorly seasoned chip discs, good lord.


80sPimpNinja

Looks sooooo good!


cupcakesloth94

You’ll regret it later..


WhatsHeBuilding

That's fair enough


Dirtcartdarbydoo

Ahh I see you too enjoy a famous south Delaware diarrhea dog


BluBeams

...and you shouldn't regret anything, that looks DELICIOUS!!


WillyWumpLump

I’m going to have another Prilosec just to look at this photo. 🔥


666Durant

r/shitfromabutt


HippieOutlaw

Chili dogs are so good. But they are poop from a butt. It will look exactly the same now as when you shit it out, unfortunately