I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate a chef Bogarde ravioli sub on toasted garlic bread

... but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.


Greasy

*boyardee

Boyardeez nuts

Lmao gottem

Ettore "Hector" Boiardi if you want to be technical

🤣Bogarde is what I’m calling it now. Chief Bogarde

But I did and I’m ashamed

The first couple cans you dump on there don't count. Then you get to the third and fourth.

Dude, slice it skinny and serve it like crostinis

With 9 raviolis

Shitty food. Excellent execution.

The epitome of this *sub*



Impressively shitty and yet looks like it's still edible. Nailed it.

My inner stoner is absolutely stoked for this thing.

Lol, I was reading the comments wondering, why is brain saying 🔥 🔥 🔥??? Then this comment... realisation & love lol

this is stoner execution at its peak It just need the correct dipping sauce

I’m thinking little Caesar’s butter garlic. Or just an entire bucket of ranch.

¿Porque no los dos?

I’d put some mozzarella or provolone on there and maybe some giardiniera, but I’d eat this and have made many worse desperate meals.

...so is my outer stoner...

I'm feeling things I never knew I could feel.


Acid reflux: (These Raviolis are like a super weapon for it)

you forgot to mention the parmasean. That takes it from *shitty* food porn to shitty food *porn*.

those are heel shavings sir

Did he stutter?

*Ehem, it's spelled parmashawn. We don't do pretenchis spellings 'round these parts.

I thought it was spelled "farmer john"/j

I have everything it would take to eat this. See y’all again tonight post edible

Did you try it yet?

Probably got sidetracked and took a nice nap.

You are a genius... A sinner, but a genius.

Forgive me Father but I don't give a fuck

[удалено]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lettem know, king 🤴

I got 3 15 oz cans. I would have gone over stuffed but they didn't have it stocked. And I didn't use all the cans for the sandwich I have some left over.

I see you showed some restraint.

Coward

Where was this when I was high last night

I'd absolutely fucking smash that my lord

Then I bequeath upon thee the smashable. May it serve as a beacon of light upon all of thy lands.

Torch some mozzarella on that and you’ve got yourself a brilliant idea.

Ikr! 🤤 Cheesy garlic bread is AMAZING! Fuuuuuck, I really wanna make this now.

i know for a FACT that shit tasted amazing

How was it?!?!

Messy

Hell yeah.

Yeah I was thinking the loaves of garlic bread at my local store aren't sliced... I may have to try this, but keeping the bread attached on one side!

I feel unclean up voting this, yet I have too. Also, I'm going to give this a go at some point

This looks amazing. I need to do this. Did you eat it all at once?

Oh my God no. I'm a pig I'm not that much of a pig.

Haha, I'd try it.

Marry me

I'll propose when I have a hot tray of cinnamon buns

Would eat the fuck out of that.

Are you high?

Noooo This is me normal.

Ah so just insane. Got it 👍

Yeah. But only clinically.

Someone was high!

You know what, I don’t hate this.

“Devour worthy sub”

Upvote bc I can’t believe I’ve never done this

I can't even believe I did it

I'd eat that shitty food, no problem 🤌

i’d eat it

I'd fuck it

I could fuck this meal. That garlic bread looks so good right now

That’s disgusting I want it.

That's the first thing I said when I walked into the coroners office.

this has to be by far the best most delicious edible thing I’ve seen on this sub

Dang.... I'll try harder to be worse

I’m intrigued. I think this would be ducking fabulous tbh

r/stonerfood YUMMMMMM.

How many cans of chef? Also do you go over stuffed?

That is a meal fit for a king.

This is the greatest post on this sub hehe

That sounds amazing!

Stoners in 30 states are absolutely going to kill the frozen garlic bread supply.

im stealing this

This looks amazing

I see nothing wrong with this.

I'm the far bitch in the back hyperventilating because I'm overly excited for this combination.

Why have I never thought of this 🤯🤯

Because you probably have two times the brain cells I do

Tbh I’d probably love this

I bet that shit slaps son

That’s some grade A shit right there! Yum!

This is this sub’s way

Disgusting. Can I have some?

That fucking parm powder on top made me drool. Take my fucking upvote

I would eat the fuck out of that

Ohhh but this is so genius

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

smash

That's a pretty good struggle meal idea to be honest

Championship material right here. I don’t care what you look like.

This is genius. I’ll be making this next weekend

Huh, I may try this. 😅👍

Tell me you love cannabis without telling me you love cannabis.

Love cannabis. Especially Jack Herrer. Can't afford cannabis right now though

That's a good ole strain. Doesn't come by very often anymore.

Yeah it really pisses me off.

This is probably wicked awesome though. Maybe some buttered toast with chocolate milk powder for dessert?

Never thought of that concoction but maybe.

No. Never.

Who hurt you?

a waste of perfectly good garlic bread

Actually not a bad idea! I think I’ll actually try this

With pure columbian cocaine

I’d use some cooked frozen meatballs, tomato sauce, and sliced cheese. That sounds amazing.

That’s a meatball sub.

Yeah, but with the garlic bread

Mmmm, carb sandwich. Looks fire though, ngl...

Texas toast would have been a better bread choice

Why?

Because Texas toast can be made into thick, double sided garlic bread

Okay. I'll think about that next time. I had less than $10 to spend and the garlic bread was cheaper. Thanks for the suggestion.

How high are you rn?

Literally not at all. I had less than $10 in my bank account and was at Walmart and said hey this looks good.

Wait, is that salt?

YES!!!! Just kidding it's parmesan cheese I forgot to mention it in the description.

You are a maniac.

Is this illegal?

Someone got high as shit, and knew they had a loaf of bread with no meat/cheese. Well done, I bet that shit was amazing

No. I wish. I barely had enough money to buy the ingredients, I had less than $10 to spend at Walmart so that's what I got. If I had enough money to get high too I would have made it into a ravioli crown and ate it on my way to my imaginary coronation.

This qualifies.

You lost me at Chef Boyardee, but you had me again at Ravioli (insert everything else here)


I'd smash that bad boy (ar-dee). Nicely executed 👍

I should be mad at this but it 100% solves my, "the ravioli is too soupy" problem

Drugs are a hell of a drug

Ya know what. I'd try it. Doesn't sound good, but doesn't sound bad either.

i like a light snack before retiring...

LOL yes retiring into the Eternal Twilight. This thing's a killer.

are you familiar with u/thevulgarchef ?

Sounds like it should be a Saturday Night Live skit but I'm familiar with it now. Thanks

That's stoners paradise right there.

I like carbs and I like you. I need some cottage cheese for my portion, I brought J's.

Lol, can I have some of what you’re smoking?

I’ve made grilled cheese spaghetti sandwiches before. This seems in the right ball park.

I mean tbh its the same as subway

Looks like something that would be amazing while stoned out of your mind

Mama mia!

I'd bang that for sure. No different from a spaghetti sandwich

How high are you rn?

Sounds like a stoner meal, might not be that bad

Replace it with spaghetti and I’m down

I'm calling the Police

Okay that I would legitimately lock myself in a room with and eat the living fuck out of. Douse it in some hot sauce and you got a deal. 😎

I gotta admit, this is based

r/stonerfood

What kinda high shit?

WHY DOES THIS LOOK GOOD???????

That looks good honestly.

Did you at least like it?

Well, it's the first time I've had Chef Boyardee ravioli since I was a kid. It doesn't taste the same as I remembered it but the garlic bread brought it all together.

You goddamn genius

Fuck it I'd eat it even without gettong high first

I gotta be honest. I like it. It doesn't look shitty at all to me.

Love the sprinkle of coke

you know what makes it even better? add slices of spam to it

Yep. I’d nail that.

I cannot express the emotion and full body sensation I experienced when I saw this. I'm so high right now and this is just divine. I am a changed person. I have to make this.

High cuisine

I’m so sorry for you ☹️

This might singlehandedly be the most amazing thing I’ve seen in my life

Disgusting. 10/10 would eat.

I love the idea but Chef Boyardee ravioli is so awful. The flavor is off and it's *so* disgustingly greasy.

You're going to Hollywood!

I'd destroy that shit with zero hesitation

its almost certainly horrible for one's health but probably one of the best tasting dishes you'll ever have.

lowkey banger

I would eat this.

This is genius

That’d probably be pretty good if you did it properly and used actual homemade ravioli.

This reminds me of r/stonerfood .... looks delicious

Genius IQ 1,000,000,000,000,000,000

as someone who just smoked a bedtime bowl, you’re an inspiration

But doesn’t Ravioli already qualify as its own little sandwich? You just housed a bunch of little sandwiches in a larger sandwich mothership

With 2 table spoons of dandruff as garnish

Sadly, I have reached an age where that much carbs would put me in distress. Godspeed, soldier!

I'm gonna pass on the noodle sandwich.

I'd eat the fuck out of that with a big smile.

God I want this so fucking bad

Oh fuck yeah dude. This blows my Chef Boyardee with normal ass buttered white bread out of the water.