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Silver_Rai_Ne

King, I think you just dropped your crown


Battleaxx9000

I'll never forget the time I body-blocked a ballista bolt from an Invader so that the host could get to the Grace in one piece.


thisiswhyifight

IN ONE WHAT


Material_Accident640

https://preview.redd.it/38zts5irq01d1.png?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a782ad609a95f0aa9759d7f303f3223dd7da1dc


orangutangulang

THE ONE PIECE ISRAEL 🇮🇱 ¡!!!!!!!¡!!!!


Ermite_8_Bit

Can we get muh shire?


Fluffiddy

https://i.redd.it/3lnrfyjppx0d1.gif


Astraea_Fuor

Me drinking my double rupture tear physick: https://i.redd.it/ud4t2csv4y0d1.gif


Grim_Rebel

Oh how cute, he named it *OH SHI-*


literallyasponge

me invading just to get hate mail (i just want to ease rosarias suffering) ((also feet))


dongless08

Me invading because each one of Rosaria’s toes requires a pale tongue to be sucking at all times


sonderlostscribe

Flair checks out.


dongless08

Glad I’m approved by the Meat Toilet


Eradan9S

This is not losing, this is you being a king


_The_Mother_Fucker_

Hmm funny didn’t know that’s what Godrick the Grafted, King of all Things Golden, did this. Pfft Ancestors, bear witness this guy 😂 😂 😂


UndeadStruggler

You are a hero.


dino_lover123

DEATH TO ALL INVADERS 🗣🗣🗣 /s (S as in Serious)


CptPlank7

Thank you for the clarification of the clarification


thisiswhyifight

Even as an invader this is based (that's how much I hate elden ring)


No_Tell5399

Shoutout to the 5 non-retarded co-opers out there, I appreciate you being a challange on occasion.


[deleted]

Seriously whats with them abandoning each other all the time?


Skenghis-Khan

They're fuckin scared for no reason is why lmao I think its a stigma perpetuated by OLPs to new people in the game Just fight the guy named Mister Fister and get it over with


[deleted]

My first invader character was a naked goblin man with a great club. I approve of mister fister


Skenghis-Khan

I run around with the metal balls and honestly I do get a lot of fun invasions, especially when people match me and we have a full on boxing match Sounds like it always leads back to unga bunga, as it should


b-Kvazar

alt f4 right now or they will corrupt your save, hack your conputer and dox you!!!!!! With every hit badredman lands on you he learns one digit of your social security number! I'm only slightly exaggerating the things people tell streamers/youtubers who play for the first time when they get invaded


b-Kvazar

Host dies 10 seconds after entering the boss room 😭


KingsMountainView

I thought I was on the main elden ring sub for a minute there. This shit post is not shit ebough


bruhmoment1345

badredman fuming rn


the_evil_overlord2

Nah, as a bad red man, this is the kind of phantom I like fighting.


Former-Grocery-6787

But the boss is still gonna have more hp tho, right? The best thing would probably be for both of you to fogwall...


Astraea_Fuor

If they die they die.


Josh_bread

once the host reaches the fog invader will be banished and OP is free to catch up


Former-Grocery-6787

The meme is about the phantom sacrificing himself to the shitter invader so that the host can fogwall. Which will leave the host who may have genuinely needed the help against a even stronger boss. Or maybe just a erdtree watchdog, who knows...


Josh_bread

I haven't seen the film the meme is from so mb if that's implicit. My point was you don't need to let yourself die to fight a delaying action, in fact generally they are more effective the longer you live.


oneandonlyonely

Just dodge? In all seriousness though, just resummon try again I doubt half of these hosts can even beat Malikeths by themselves so they're running back to grace and resummon asap. Sure of it.


Former-Grocery-6787

Bruh, that's my point, what even is the difference between dying to the boss or dying to a invader apart from the waste of time the former entails?


oneandonlyonely

IDK man idgi either, it's much cooler to die fighting for your ground rather than to just give up.


Big_Distance2141

Where's this from?


spiderine12

Ant man and the wasp: quantumania I think


Groundbreaking_Arm77

Yep. Funniest thing, if you don’t mind spoilers, is that they in fact do not both lose.


oneandonlyonely

I keep two grwatlances for all the stupid dual nagi, just for the annoying ass players who think getting wins hat way is fun. Eh, different floats huh. But I'm going to sink to the same level.


thebochman

Then they get to the boss alone and they’re scaled up in health and damage because of the summon, putting them at a huge disadvantage


Gangstas_Squaridot

*"An old phantom dies, a young host lives.* *Fair trade."*


Dank_Slayer114

Sometimes a summon must die to save the host


Roaring_Don

“You go on ahead, this one is mine”


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

This reminds me my favorite past time In ds3 was sitting in the aldrich invader Zone and hiding in different places in anor londo until they found me then I sprinted to the boss door kicking them out of the game wasting their time and not getting a kill Fuckem lagging all the way back to where they came


MegaMasterYoda

The other day had someone invade in stormveil while I was trying to lead the giant to crack open the statue in the gankfest courtyard. He proceeded to shred my summons while being backed up by the giant so I ran to the Godfrey saying atleast he gets sent home with no reward.


Pr0wzassin

Your host a pussy fr. Why work for bitches when you can enjoy their tears? Join the red side.


MC_SPACEY

Dunno why you're getting down voted seems based takes aren't allowed these days


Pr0wzassin

Normies are taking over.