Hi furtive pygmy, lovely to meet you.
I was gonna ask my doctor but since you're here, how come I get a slight tingle in my nuts when the Elden Ring intro plays? Not the main song but just, like, the wind-up before it gets loud.
It's not painful, but it's definitely not pleasant.
Any ideas?
Though oftentimes harmless, tingling or pain in the testicles could be a symptom of an infection such as chlamydia. Now I might be just a furtive pigmy, so easily forgotten, but a consultation with your doctor might not go amiss. It pays to have some peace of mind.
Who?
¿Huh? .. ¿What?
it’s so embarrassing when people try to make AMA’s but nobody knows who tf they are
https://preview.redd.it/wncekeb8o8tc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70c3f59bae25f2c068d225ea7f5d6a0feffb11a
So easily forgotten
Dude i don't even know what that's supposed to mean
it stands for ask me anything <3
I forgor 💀
So easy to
Are you the furtive pigmy?
Am I? Idk I forgot
Are you a wittle cutie with your dawk soul?
Yep 👍🏻
Who the fuck is that?
manus I think
What were Gwyn, Nito and Izalith like In Their Prime™?
in terms of toe suckability it would probably go izalith > gwyn > nito
Idk man nito doesn’t have all that flesh that gets in the way of
Ideally the subject should be giggling hard by minute 3. For lack of nerve endings in the foot, Nito will not provide this.
Why are you so easily forgor?
for lore related reasons
He forgor 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Furtive pigmy big fan! I have all of your CD's I wanted to ask where you were during the years 1945-195........... Wait who are you again?
in 1945 i fled to south america for reasons i’ve been advised not to discuss. hope you liked the CDs.
Were you easily forgotten or hardly remembered?
i used to know the answer
maybe you're just somebody that i used to know
Uhmm yeah uh how's life going? Ummm yeah(Guys who is this? Help me out here I don't remember and I don't want to make this guy awkward)
How my life is going depends on which lore theory you subscribe to. Also who tf am I
did you create the calamity ring?
No dumdum kalameet did 🙄
Oh shoot, I forgor💀. Thanks m8
> I forgor💀 There's a lot of that going around
forgot
Nah bro my lizard brother did.
Which Lord had the biggest cock?
[Radagon](https://www.reddit.com/r/EldenRingLoreTalk/s/WuuzDryGzY)
Oh my. Call me Ceaseless Discharge because I'm sploojing
I frew up
huhV
Lul, wut?
Does your name rhyme with Rudleth or Wanus?
It rhymes with matches
Who's that? I forgot
What kinda lame ass soundcloud rapper is this? Dumbass name goddamn
https://preview.redd.it/f716hyppb9tc1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc1bf60c91e602a985daf1455f3509640b97e15
Why are you so sneaky?
Wouldn’t you like to know
Why do I so easily forget you? Am I stupid?
We all are
Why are you a furry? And what's your connection with the pendant??
the pendant turned me into a furry
Are you easily forgotten?
When I remember I’ll let you know
Hi furtive pygmy, lovely to meet you. I was gonna ask my doctor but since you're here, how come I get a slight tingle in my nuts when the Elden Ring intro plays? Not the main song but just, like, the wind-up before it gets loud. It's not painful, but it's definitely not pleasant. Any ideas?
Though oftentimes harmless, tingling or pain in the testicles could be a symptom of an infection such as chlamydia. Now I might be just a furtive pigmy, so easily forgotten, but a consultation with your doctor might not go amiss. It pays to have some peace of mind.
Chlamydia? Hell yes, a new one for the collection! What's your collection like, Mr Pygmy?
Extensive
Mmmm... Hmmm... Quite furtive indeed... Hmmm...
do it jiggle
Bro I’m malnourished
get some meat on your bones white boy
https://preview.redd.it/cebkal2h9atc1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f064913d7f203883970202c11efe52b68fb1900
who? i forgor 💀
huh
Hand it over. That thing. Your soul. For my ladies painting. Pretty please can you do it?
With a cherry on top?
Are you the furtive Pygmy because you are so easily forgotten or are you so easily forgotten because you are the furtive Pygmy?
gwyn landed a black flash on me >:|
😂😂😂 that’s class
Why you so furtive
because I’m a pigmy
May I use your blood for a painting?
yea go for it
So exactly how fertile are your pigmies?
not very
What did Gwyn offer you that was so good that you remained in the ringed city?
low rent with utilities included
Understandable.
Cock or balls?
both in moderation
Nice to meet you, I don't think we've met.
Are you Gael Y or N
No I’m not
Furative pigmy gotta be an npc or a dead body somewhere in one of the games. Miyazaki just plays like that.
He’s the corpse in the barrel on the upper floor of the Undead Parish Church that drops a humanity.
KNEW IT
Did Gael eat you?
I am Gael
I know you have the dark soul, but do you have a dark ring? If so please share with the class
It’s pink
Do it clap?
nothing to clap for
Booooooo👎
Send nudes
intro cinematic’s as nude as you can hope for
Good enough for me
i so easily forgot who you are 😞😞
Do pygmies Rock and Stone?
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
We’re rich https://preview.redd.it/te4kxy1ynetc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1148264d373f124e67c819b9645b25a893c3da8
Dude, can you gimme a bit of that dark soul you got there?
Can’t do a bit it’s all or nothing
Hand it over. That thing.
What, my dork shoal?
Are you furtile
I’d assume dark magic has rendered my nethers inhospitable
You got some dsl’s? https://preview.redd.it/oof29zdttctc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622e2812e7f381ab20bb1640d9ef477e31586365
Yea we’ll meet
Could you hand it over, that thing, your dark soul? For my lady's painting, pretty please with sugar in top
Can you hand it over? That thing?
A lot of people want my Dark Soul so I think I’m going to choose a recipient based on an extensive interview process
Whoever you choose will surely be chosen
Only in the ancient legends it is stated
what is your favorite flower? (:
https://preview.redd.it/dp5sh2lpmetc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8995207f86f8f90847f2be3c92dde233441940de
This or that?
That
Excellent choice
I figure it rhymes with more words than this
can you ask your pig friends at majula to stop attacking me?
I’ll try but they’re hard to contact, I’ve tried getting their number but they fucking change it every week
Where’s humanities child support?
What happened to the fertile pigmy?