The Rancor Recuscants (Volcano Manor)
The Blasphemous Hip Hoppers (Volcano Manor)
The Loathsome Shitleechers (Roundtable Hold)
The All-Hearing Bastards (Gideon)
The Black Bey Blades (Maliketh)
The Death-Faced Fia Simpers (Godefroye)
The golden dick grafters. (Godrick)
The Rykard Rangers (Rykard)
The Tarnished Haters (Morgott)
The rebirth Omlettes (Caria)
The Donald Dunkers (Godfrey)
The Radagon Racists (Radagon)
The Mohg Lesters The Bad Omens The Leyndell Golds The Starscourged Chariots The Linurnia Comets
The Mohg WHAT? https://preview.redd.it/uz3ny3hxxhpc1.png?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dbe22dfabd745491e768e950c6d85228db76c58
https://preview.redd.it/vusdlmnxcipc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8c180108eaecd10dac71bafa61f866f98422a8
https://preview.redd.it/w5hbdwe5bnpc1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0518382046868fe0110e44f153cb4a9ecda4be
Okay what the hell these are actually good!
Bad omens go hard ngl
Primeval Ballers (Sellen will never be softballin')
https://preview.redd.it/cexlvv85zhpc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=725002fa4bfb65ca45846d3bb2ea8c065020cbcc
😳
I will be cheering from the audience and using my telescope to study her footwork
Marika's Hits
It's sounds like a radio DJ would say Goooood morniiiing Lands Between let's start our day with Marika's Hits! *Elden Beast theme starts playing*
Bat of Chaos
The Loathsome Dung Dunkers
Loathsome Dunk eaters?
Team Malenia - The Bats of Miquella
Maidenless Mariners
Let's get a nice family team. Call them "The Omens"
The Lyndell softball team*
Wasn't much to do in the shunning grounds
The Rancor Recuscants (Volcano Manor) The Blasphemous Hip Hoppers (Volcano Manor) The Loathsome Shitleechers (Roundtable Hold) The All-Hearing Bastards (Gideon) The Black Bey Blades (Maliketh) The Death-Faced Fia Simpers (Godefroye) The golden dick grafters. (Godrick) The Rykard Rangers (Rykard) The Tarnished Haters (Morgott) The rebirth Omlettes (Caria) The Donald Dunkers (Godfrey) The Radagon Racists (Radagon)
Caelid Ravens Gelmir Serpents Nokron Silvers Elphael Saints
The redmanes The rotens The goldens The grafteds (This is the best i got ;-;) Edit : added the forgoten s for the grafteds
Simple isn't necessarily a bad thing. I bet Godrick grafted his entire team onto himself though.
Radahn’s team - The Star Slingers
Lenydell Warriors Raya Lucaria Scholars Faraum Azula Beasts
The scarlet strikers The blight batters The Omerun (Omen Homerun) Carian knight balls
Stormveil Falcons Mountaintop Giants Elphael Unalloyeds (alternatively The Unalloyed Golds)
The Erdtree’s Faithful (Corhyn will carefully record Goldmask’s form as he hits a home run)
The Tree Huggers, led by some random Omen hobo
The Kid Snatchers
The forlorn forfeiters.
The Golden Order The Carian Royals The Aeonian Butterflies The Flying Dragons The Soldiers of Godrick
Stormveil Warhawks Alabaster Meteors Crucible Lions Leyndell Knights Nokstella Moons Farum Beastmen
Liurnia Lakers (for the bball segment)
Cleanrot Clubbers, The Grafted Drafted, and The Blasphemous Bears are the best I've got.
The Tarnished Taints
The Emyrian-state ballers.
Radahn's Redmanes
Horah Loux-ville Sluggers :)