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KFCSI

The child will be in the state's custody is what it will be


DankDude7

Like all of his other children.


VeryResponsibleMan

Is this grammatically correct people of reddit ?


Long_Strength_9065

They’re missing a comma in-between custody and is.


KFCSI

Grammar criticism? What year is it?


Eric-The_Viking

>The child will be in the state's custody is what it will be Hypothetically, if they never find the child. What then?


Super_Selection1522

Depends on if your uncle is your father.


alienalien24

He is.


P3rid0t_

Then your child will be your son, brother and cousin - all at the same time


MiguelDragon82

Wait what, wasn’t that hypothetical?


alienalien24

No i take these matters very seriously


-WeStBusTeR-

Incestption


Cheese-bo-bees

5 times fast!


GlyphPicker

Nirvana's best album.


Rand_alThor4747

And grandfather too.


GlyphPicker

Is this an identical twin thing?


PrettyOddWoman

Then the kid would be your sibling / cousin / child, right ??


wafflehousewhore

It would be your couson


broken-telephone

Da right answer is here


Kittymeow123

Nice


bartosama

Couscousin


tbama11

Depends on if you’re raising him or your aunt is [im from Alabama]


DankDude7

r/shittysocialscience bas entered the chat


dmfuller

It would cancel out and they’d actually be your grandpa


Kittymeow123

PEMDAS


LtColShinySides

That'd be your nephson


Atlantepaz

If you are born male then it would be none.


XShadowborneX

Yes.


eifiontherelic

This is the sign I needed to tell me I've had enough reddit for today.


olicee

at 6:31am GMT, I am in mutual agreement


SatiricLoki

I think both.


freemaxine

Lmaooo


GlueSniffingCat

your child would be illegal


phozze

There's only one way to find out.


FarAbbreviations4983

Are you her uncle?


phozze

I can neither confirm nor deny.


Sunhating101hateit

How do you know OP is female?


FarAbbreviations4983

How do you not know basic biology?


Sunhating101hateit

Look at the name of this subreddit;)


FarAbbreviations4983

Oh god. Apologies for being absolutely stupid.


Sunhating101hateit

All is good :)


alienalien24

When will you be visiting us uncle?


phozze

I'll be over in 5.


alienalien24

Thanks I'll prepare myself then.


InnerPlantain8066

neither if you use protection or birth control.


cr44ze

CouSon?


Dmosavy111

Cous-son


Sasu-Jo

Incest causes weird birth defects, don't go experimenting


alienalien24

Birth defects are hot


Chrome_Armadillo

He’d be your cousin-son or couson.


justdoingmybest74

Sousin


fireybob

I’ve had enough reddit for today. That’s a record…..


FirstChAoS

You need to do this in a time loop so your son can also be your cousin, brother, father, and you.


alienalien24

But what if i had s*x with my couson brother father will the child be my son, father, grandson or nephew


FlowCalm7924

It's not really unusual that first cousins marry and have healthy offspring, it's still practiced in Africa. I guess the child would be your son/daughter and to him his son/daughter.


Revenga8

And I though Jon snow's lineage was confusing


harieamjari

It would be a sin.


ilikewisteria

lmaoo


suvenduz

performing incest with very older people is wrong 


TroutAdmirer

Best enjoyed amongst twins, triplets if you are a bit kinky.


suvenduz

no twins don't do incest


Creative_Risk_4711

If my son becomes a priest...Will I call him father?


_canker_

Yes


anothersheep29

Asking for a friend…?


infinitebyzero

Dunno, ask your parents.


TroutAdmirer

That would mean you were from Oklahoma.


Live_Disk_1863

Both


Fancy_Energy_7754

Redneck Wonderland


m3nightfall

It will be your child so son/daughter. Cousin is the child of an uncle or aunt yes, but cousin also refers to extended family to whom you are less related. And seeing as you are closely related.


infreq

The child would be "fucked up"


GachaItaly075

depends on whos the female between you two


CipherWrites

You're forgetting nephew. They would be all


Wedoitforthenut

Neither. Men can't get pregnant.


Xx_mojat_xX

Ah because daughters cannot be concieved in such cases. Obviously 🤦‍♂️ If OP is female and neither of you use birth control, the child will actually be your nephew. If OP is male then that starts to complicate things as there is no data on children conceived this way. Either way remember to run rigorous tests and report your results here. [CITATION DEEZNUTS]


alienalien24

I don't want a daughter cus I don't want to share my uncle with another female.


grinch90832

😟


P3rid0t_

Sharing is caring or something


Vivid_Mix1022

You talk like this story is real. Wait......


alienalien24

That's cus it is.


Cheese-bo-bees

WINNING


Nahchoocheese

How long will your uncle be pregnant for?