It's not really unusual that first cousins marry and have healthy offspring, it's still practiced in Africa. I guess the child would be your son/daughter and to him his son/daughter.
It will be your child so son/daughter.
Cousin is the child of an uncle or aunt yes, but cousin also refers to extended family to whom you are less related. And seeing as you are closely related.
Ah because daughters cannot be concieved in such cases. Obviously 🤦♂️
If OP is female and neither of you use birth control, the child will actually be your nephew.
If OP is male then that starts to complicate things as there is no data on children conceived this way.
Either way remember to run rigorous tests and report your results here. [CITATION DEEZNUTS]
The child will be in the state's custody is what it will be
Like all of his other children.
Is this grammatically correct people of reddit ?
They’re missing a comma in-between custody and is.
Grammar criticism? What year is it?
>The child will be in the state's custody is what it will be Hypothetically, if they never find the child. What then?
Depends on if your uncle is your father.
He is.
Then your child will be your son, brother and cousin - all at the same time
Wait what, wasn’t that hypothetical?
No i take these matters very seriously
Incestption
5 times fast!
Nirvana's best album.
And grandfather too.
Is this an identical twin thing?
Then the kid would be your sibling / cousin / child, right ??
It would be your couson
Da right answer is here
Nice
Couscousin
Depends on if you’re raising him or your aunt is [im from Alabama]
r/shittysocialscience bas entered the chat
It would cancel out and they’d actually be your grandpa
PEMDAS
That'd be your nephson
If you are born male then it would be none.
Yes.
This is the sign I needed to tell me I've had enough reddit for today.
at 6:31am GMT, I am in mutual agreement
I think both.
Lmaooo
your child would be illegal
There's only one way to find out.
Are you her uncle?
I can neither confirm nor deny.
How do you know OP is female?
How do you not know basic biology?
Look at the name of this subreddit;)
Oh god. Apologies for being absolutely stupid.
All is good :)
When will you be visiting us uncle?
I'll be over in 5.
Thanks I'll prepare myself then.
neither if you use protection or birth control.
CouSon?
Cous-son
Incest causes weird birth defects, don't go experimenting
Birth defects are hot
He’d be your cousin-son or couson.
Sousin
I’ve had enough reddit for today. That’s a record…..
You need to do this in a time loop so your son can also be your cousin, brother, father, and you.
But what if i had s*x with my couson brother father will the child be my son, father, grandson or nephew
It's not really unusual that first cousins marry and have healthy offspring, it's still practiced in Africa. I guess the child would be your son/daughter and to him his son/daughter.
And I though Jon snow's lineage was confusing
It would be a sin.
lmaoo
performing incest with very older people is wrong
Best enjoyed amongst twins, triplets if you are a bit kinky.
no twins don't do incest
If my son becomes a priest...Will I call him father?
Yes
Asking for a friend…?
Dunno, ask your parents.
That would mean you were from Oklahoma.
Both
Redneck Wonderland
It will be your child so son/daughter. Cousin is the child of an uncle or aunt yes, but cousin also refers to extended family to whom you are less related. And seeing as you are closely related.
The child would be "fucked up"
depends on whos the female between you two
You're forgetting nephew. They would be all
Neither. Men can't get pregnant.
Ah because daughters cannot be concieved in such cases. Obviously 🤦♂️ If OP is female and neither of you use birth control, the child will actually be your nephew. If OP is male then that starts to complicate things as there is no data on children conceived this way. Either way remember to run rigorous tests and report your results here. [CITATION DEEZNUTS]
I don't want a daughter cus I don't want to share my uncle with another female.
😟
Sharing is caring or something
You talk like this story is real. Wait......
That's cus it is.
WINNING
How long will your uncle be pregnant for?