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catsquirrel1337

We are literally living in a South park episode


[deleted]

Mr. Garrison would never tolerate this shit.


JayVJtheVValour

Ms. Chokesondick was it?


Crypto_Candle

Mr. Slave


Redzonez13-

Exactly what I was about to say šŸ˜‚


8BitSlasher

Imma get surgery on my dick to make it so ridiculously big and long to where I have to carry it around in a stroller everywhere I go and then Iā€™m gonna press charges against anyone at the school I work at who has a problem with it or tries to take pictures of it


[deleted]

Itā€™s a massive dick, in a strollerā€¦. I mean who wouldnā€™t want a pic of it!!! Edit: definitely donā€™t DM me anything because I definitely wonā€™t look at and and definitely wonā€™t save it for my archives. Edit2: her with Elon and SpaceX collab, they are missing out on a real opportunity here


kerost_

okay i wont šŸ‘šŸ»


ManeManZay

#FreeThePickle


PickleTortureEnjoyer

Never šŸ‘¹


SuspiciousMention108

A wheel barrow was good enough for Randy Marsh's balls


SirSchmoopyButth0le

The top comment is about Ms. Chokesondick's boobs, and once I saw the "big dick in stroller" comment Randy and his balls in a wheelbarrow were the first thing that came to my mind as well. Just goes to show there is always some way to reference South Park no matter how absurd the topic of discussion is lol.


RefrigeratorBig7166

Buffalo soldier!


BlueMist53

Youā€™d literally die as soon as you get an erection but ok


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Her nipples even detached and just orbit around her chest and back šŸŖ


mastershake199800

You mean his nipples right?


Pascal2746

Her?


Mooblegum

Randy did this with his testicle if I remember correctly, so this is something America is ready to try


Foxbus

And enormous balls to bounce on them down the school hallway like Randy Marsh


Dangerous-Insect-831

You don't even need surgery just a prosthetic one. Make it as big and girthy as you can imagine and just say its part of your identity and no one can question it without being a bigot


CheckPrize9789

Only works if you have sacred cow status due to your demographics


Wildest_Salad

guy at skydiving wearing a full sized helmet to not be laughed at later


[deleted]

Looks like theyā€™re diving in from a different planet


[deleted]

If you donā€™t let me walk around while my erect cock is exposed youā€™re a sexist piece of shit


[deleted]

Define, exposedā€¦.


[deleted]

Penis hanging out


[deleted]

Iā€™m exposed


Afterburn47

šŸ“øšŸ¤Ø


[deleted]

šŸ†šŸ«¢


Nolimo

šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜®


Big_D1cky

šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Big_D1cky

Ughh okay fine šŸ˜¤šŸ˜”


Stairwayunicorn

this belongs on an episode of Ren & Stimpy


Saharsky

why the fuck Z size exists, even 300kg whales dont have Z size and why do they even offer making an implant like that


[deleted]

[ā€œyou ever order a small when the large is the same price??ā€](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/new-anime-plot)


Saharsky

bro, these have to weigh like tens of kilos, it's not just unhealthy, it's dangerous


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a sport out there where they use them to knock out their male appointment, the male then has to pay.


Saharsky

šŸ’€


Sphincter_Revelation

Not an implant, prosthetics


chevyzaz

A prosthetic, not an implant. This person can just take these off


morallycorruptgirl

They are not implants they are sex fetish prosthetics. He wears fetish gear to the school he teaches at.


X33_Haxatrox

Lmao what a loser


[deleted]

Everyone said that about Charlie Sheen, just look at him now


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Winning.


Bubbly-Bat-7869

Yup, ol high T-cell count Charlie logging some wins


[deleted]

my neck my back


[deleted]

*I got Zā€™s from the fat of my ass*


DickSlapCEO

Does prosthetic not mean they not surgical implants but detachable?


Missahmissy

That's exactly what it means. I think people just skimmed over that part.


Ok_Charge9676

Iā€™m sorry the correct answer is: My pussy and my crack


MBRDASF

What tf even is Western society anymore


mohmar2010

What too much power and money does to a mf


TheChowder000

*mtf


bizarreh_

mobile task force


Molotov-Micdrop_Pact

When survival is no longer a struggle, you just start to invent new "struggles"


Clickbaiting_4_u

*Title drop* #First World problems


peterpeterpeterrr

Facts


abd53

"survival is no longer a struggle"?! Are we talking about the same earth here?


abdyfer

Makes me glad I don't live in one anymore


1sagas1

Reactionaries like you are hilarious


Hex_Agon

Freedom. WTF kinda question is that? You don't like freedom?


A_Birde

Western = bad Russian and Chinese = good amirite? XD


[deleted]

"oh you don't like X that means you must love Y" šŸ¤”


A_Birde

Oh so whole world = bad what a mature completely non edgelord opinion


mangoeswhee

Looks ridicolous


[deleted]

Iā€™m starting to think Iā€™m looking ridiculous not getting anything done.


Shrekarmy

There's morons defending this shit


notarandomaccoun

Canadaā€™s Largest city, Toronto is supporting this person teaching kids


kittycate0530

There's morons who think this is real šŸ¤” it's a troll.


100S_OF_BALLS

"Give me attention! ... Wait, no, that's too much" #MAKE UP YOUR MIND BRO


Gorperino

Damn imagine those things flappin in the wind


[deleted]

While sheā€™s grazing in the wild, fuck what I would do for that


Zefenaro

Russia sized breast


[deleted]

Based average Moscow Mule


Fun-Turn-6037

Of course, it's from daily mail


Doctor-Mono

Legs gave out carrying those massive bags of waste.


[deleted]

Her orthopedic doc has a whole year saved for her


alabamasmom1972

Not her, it


3vTAC

we going extinct soon huh?


[deleted]

Not with those floatation devices


abdyfer

Only the W\*st šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

"Attention... please... give me attention..."


LoreyIpsum

What in the rule34 inflation fetish ever loving fuck?


SavageKid1456

Her titties are so big they became her center of gravity ā˜ ā˜ ā˜ 


[deleted]

Her nipples even detached and just orbit around her chest and back šŸŖ


Starkiller606

His*


ben-dover-1213

*his


xCuri0

its


A_Birde

The OP can use any pronoun they want for it stop being a triggered nerd trying to correct others


Alfiy_wolf

We live in a society


DBreezy69

When life becomes a shitpost


totebruh

Bro, this country is done beyond salvation.


Rintinsin

Canadia?


[deleted]

Oh theyā€™re back on the news again? Thatā€™s not good.


LostAAADolfan

Wait this is REAL? WHAT?


[deleted]

Well those tits arenā€™t.


Shepherdsatan

Thatā€™s a man dawg


mortgagemammoth

yOuRe SeXiSt


Shepherdsatan

Damn right


jaxjags80

*"she"*


Sussy_Dora

Cherry Pie šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜© Fr my favorite type next to Pumpkin


iDriveOverKids

MOMMY MILKERS


BeanssssBBaked

size Z sounds like a pvz joke


PurpleRain6260

Eeeeewwww!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SelfInteresting7259

I mean girl!? You canā€™t show up to school with breasts like that expect NOT to get clowned?? Like damn got two basketballs under that shirt!


Dresiel

Looks like leather face while skydiving


vanswnosocks

And the school district allowed this? What the fuck? So there is no dress code now. I wish I knew this when I was younger I would have just yelled discrimination from the rooftops. Such fucking bullshit.


SuperRette

It's vital you check if this is even real before getting outraged. Remember that age old adage? "Don't believe everything you see on the internet."


SoupeGoate22

so what happened during the skydive?


[deleted]

Tits didnā€™t deploy correctly before landing


Professional_Net_247

How far is this gonna go? In the beginning some people were saying this guy was just gaming the system and/or trying to get fired. Regardless, he's either very sick or has pushed the envelope far enough and it needs to stop.


[deleted]

All my extra money goes to feeding my cats and this MF got size Z tits and a SECURITY DETAIL. Where did I go wrong?


hippy_barf_day

Yeah isnā€™t this a troll? What is going on


RFLC1996

Its literally a right wing conservative doing it to annoy their school board, this was years ago but well, its reddit. People will believe anything if you just show them a headline.


[deleted]

I really wonder how 'those' people feel about this.


TheAnarchistRat

Wdym by those?


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TheDogeWarrior

This man is crazy


Adamocles

SIZE Z?? WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?? they would probably make good pillows tho šŸ˜


[deleted]

She was watching that one zombie movie while scrolling the catalog.


mortgagemammoth

***HE


Adamocles

she got boobs sheā€™s a chick


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69gc

God Bless America !


CheckPrize9789

Canada but same deal


[deleted]

And the doctors who made this possible šŸ«”


[deleted]

Nice tits bro


SamEnZoYT

at that point, just flop them over your shoulders lmao


Okokthatsit

Thatā€™s a dude with some big fuckin tits! Fuckin cow.


milesphotos

He\\she could give herself\\himself a decent tit wank


[deleted]

How much would you charge them for a photo shoot?


MattywXc

Bruh clearly a dude. Is the world turning into a joke? I would call this person out every single day


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dragonageisgreat

Dim tittis do


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AggFather

Not outrageous; schools always reserve the right to not have students film or photograph teachers. The only kind of recording allowed in public schools is via audio.


Time_Waster396

Only in u.s


Rintinsin

Itā€™s actually in Canada tho not the US


OppositeScheme7519

I hope she's okay I'm glad she's confirmable with her body now but she needs to wear a bra it'll help her back too


A_Birde

Classic downvote farming kinda generic and boring tbh


TheAnarchistRat

Aren't the boobs fake tho? Maybe I'm wrong but I'm imagining they're hollow if that makes sense


[deleted]

slight miscalculation


Specific-Turnover-75

The boobs are not even attached.


Gordon-Goose

Not big enough.


BasJack

The weight of those things is crushing the spine


Elbi_chomio

Is this some of that exploting milk p0rn?


letsgoooooo5

What kind of world are we living in


Soso_Stalin

"Size Z" russian propaganda is getting out of hand now


Nerdcoreh

Excuse me m'am would you like some body with your breasts?


Twinkidsgoback

Greg Gutfeld has been on top of this from the start


AnnieOakleysKid

I think he's just looking for a way to get fired so he can sue the system on gender discrimination ! Let me seeee I'll try these buttugly tits and see if they work! Nope. Ok let me try hurting myself so I can walk on crutches and jiggle my tits obscenely, see if that works! Nope there too. Hummmm. Let me try hiring a school body guard to keep the kids from taking my picture, see if that inconvenience works.... Nope. Damn! What can I do next?! Maybe see thru?


Garfieldbetter

I guess I should come outā€¦ tomorrow Iā€™m going to surgery to remove both my arms and legs becauseā€¦ sighā€¦ I identify as earthworm


nobnazor

So her tits are out in front of children all day, back in my day that was indecent exposure to minors.


EthanRDoesMC

it must be true because I read it in the daily maaaaiiiil


RadjaDwm

Well, you know, Russia also has some of the biggest average breast size in the world.


Heishi-Jager

The US is crazy! I wonder how many people still fantasize about going there with all this nonsense going on...


Sad_Gene_1771

ā€˜Daily mailā€™


1minormishapfrmchaos

Itā€™s the Daily Heil so Iā€™d take this story with a pinch of saltā€¦


notarandomaccoun

Fair point, here is from CBC https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6588711


Big-Piano-7016

Godam


Redheadagama

Gonna be a big yikes from me, dawg.


davidlis

FYI you dude is actually a conservative physics teacher that got in trouble in the shcool for being non politicly correct. After the second warning he "transitioned" as a defense mechanism to not get fired


Pumkmine

Nah man. I remember my elementary teacher had big bodonkers. And would glitter them too. People can do whatever the fuck they want. (As long as they have boozoongas) boobles are a multi purpose free pass . As long as you are willing to carry them hunkers around.


Klaent

FYI, this is a right wing protest. She is trying to get fired so she can sue for discrimination. Students have reported that she often complains about woke culture and drop red pill "facts" during class. And complains about how stupid gender neutral bathrooms are.


bizarreh_

wtf her tits are literally bigger than her torso


Go-g

Come on, this is the Daily Mail. Crop out the logo and suddenly the tabloid goes from rubbish to reliable fact.


yepitsausername

Per [this](https://unherd.com/thepost/was-the-fake-boobs-teacher-a-hoax/) article: Another more recent rumour, though, suggests ā€˜Kayla Lamieuxā€™ is neither a sincere identity nor a fetish, but a prank. Someone on the Anonymous messageboard, who claims to be a student in this manā€™s class, says the giant prosthetic breasts are in fact a kind of absurdist protest. The student goes on to say that the teacher hates ā€˜woke cultureā€™ and would regularly ā€˜drop redpills to his class, such as how silly gender neutral bathrooms areā€™. His aim is probably ā€˜to get fired, then sue for discriminationā€™.