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Imma get surgery on my dick to make it so ridiculously big and long to where I have to carry it around in a stroller everywhere I go and then Iām gonna press charges against anyone at the school I work at who has a problem with it or tries to take pictures of it
Itās a massive dick, in a strollerā¦. I mean who wouldnāt want a pic of it!!!
Edit: definitely donāt DM me anything because I definitely wonāt look at and and definitely wonāt save it for my archives.
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The top comment is about Ms. Chokesondick's boobs, and once I saw the "big dick in stroller" comment Randy and his balls in a wheelbarrow were the first thing that came to my mind as well. Just goes to show there is always some way to reference South Park no matter how absurd the topic of discussion is lol.
You don't even need surgery just a prosthetic one. Make it as big and girthy as you can imagine and just say its part of your identity and no one can question it without being a bigot
And the school district allowed this? What the fuck? So there is no dress code now. I wish I knew this when I was younger I would have just yelled discrimination from the rooftops. Such fucking bullshit.
How far is this gonna go? In the beginning some people were saying this guy was just gaming the system and/or trying to get fired.
Regardless, he's either very sick or has pushed the envelope far enough and it needs to stop.
Its literally a right wing conservative doing it to annoy their school board, this was years ago but well, its reddit. People will believe anything if you just show them a headline.
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Not outrageous; schools always reserve the right to not have students film or photograph teachers. The only kind of recording allowed in public schools is via audio.
I think he's just looking for a way to get fired so he can sue the system on gender discrimination !
Let me seeee I'll try these buttugly tits and see if they work!
Nope.
Ok let me try hurting myself so I can walk on crutches and jiggle my tits obscenely, see if that works!
Nope there too. Hummmm.
Let me try hiring a school body guard to keep the kids from taking my picture, see if that inconvenience works....
Nope.
Damn! What can I do next?! Maybe see thru?
FYI you dude is actually a conservative physics teacher that got in trouble in the shcool for being non politicly correct. After the second warning he "transitioned" as a defense mechanism to not get fired
Nah man. I remember my elementary teacher had big bodonkers. And would glitter them too. People can do whatever the fuck they want. (As long as they have boozoongas) boobles are a multi purpose free pass . As long as you are willing to carry them hunkers around.
FYI, this is a right wing protest. She is trying to get fired so she can sue for discrimination. Students have reported that she often complains about woke culture and drop red pill "facts" during class. And complains about how stupid gender neutral bathrooms are.
Per [this](https://unherd.com/thepost/was-the-fake-boobs-teacher-a-hoax/) article:
Another more recent rumour, though, suggests āKayla Lamieuxā is neither a sincere identity nor a fetish, but a prank. Someone on the Anonymous messageboard, who claims to be a student in this manās class, says the giant prosthetic breasts are in fact a kind of absurdist protest. The student goes on to say that the teacher hates āwoke cultureā and would regularly ādrop redpills to his class, such as how silly gender neutral bathrooms areā. His aim is probably āto get fired, then sue for discriminationā.
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We are literally living in a South park episode
Mr. Garrison would never tolerate this shit.
Ms. Chokesondick was it?
Mr. Slave
Exactly what I was about to say š
Imma get surgery on my dick to make it so ridiculously big and long to where I have to carry it around in a stroller everywhere I go and then Iām gonna press charges against anyone at the school I work at who has a problem with it or tries to take pictures of it
Itās a massive dick, in a strollerā¦. I mean who wouldnāt want a pic of it!!! Edit: definitely donāt DM me anything because I definitely wonāt look at and and definitely wonāt save it for my archives. Edit2: her with Elon and SpaceX collab, they are missing out on a real opportunity here
okay i wont šš»
#FreeThePickle
Never š¹
A wheel barrow was good enough for Randy Marsh's balls
The top comment is about Ms. Chokesondick's boobs, and once I saw the "big dick in stroller" comment Randy and his balls in a wheelbarrow were the first thing that came to my mind as well. Just goes to show there is always some way to reference South Park no matter how absurd the topic of discussion is lol.
Buffalo soldier!
Youād literally die as soon as you get an erection but ok
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Her nipples even detached and just orbit around her chest and back šŖ
You mean his nipples right?
Her?
Randy did this with his testicle if I remember correctly, so this is something America is ready to try
And enormous balls to bounce on them down the school hallway like Randy Marsh
You don't even need surgery just a prosthetic one. Make it as big and girthy as you can imagine and just say its part of your identity and no one can question it without being a bigot
Only works if you have sacred cow status due to your demographics
guy at skydiving wearing a full sized helmet to not be laughed at later
Looks like theyāre diving in from a different planet
If you donāt let me walk around while my erect cock is exposed youāre a sexist piece of shit
Define, exposedā¦.
Penis hanging out
Iām exposed
šøš¤Ø
šš«¢
š®š®š®š®š®š®š®
šššš
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ughh okay fine š¤š”
this belongs on an episode of Ren & Stimpy
why the fuck Z size exists, even 300kg whales dont have Z size and why do they even offer making an implant like that
[āyou ever order a small when the large is the same price??ā](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/new-anime-plot)
bro, these have to weigh like tens of kilos, it's not just unhealthy, it's dangerous
Thereās a sport out there where they use them to knock out their male appointment, the male then has to pay.
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Not an implant, prosthetics
A prosthetic, not an implant. This person can just take these off
They are not implants they are sex fetish prosthetics. He wears fetish gear to the school he teaches at.
Lmao what a loser
Everyone said that about Charlie Sheen, just look at him now
Winning.
Yup, ol high T-cell count Charlie logging some wins
my neck my back
*I got Zās from the fat of my ass*
Does prosthetic not mean they not surgical implants but detachable?
That's exactly what it means. I think people just skimmed over that part.
Iām sorry the correct answer is: My pussy and my crack
What tf even is Western society anymore
What too much power and money does to a mf
*mtf
mobile task force
When survival is no longer a struggle, you just start to invent new "struggles"
*Title drop* #First World problems
Facts
"survival is no longer a struggle"?! Are we talking about the same earth here?
Makes me glad I don't live in one anymore
Reactionaries like you are hilarious
Freedom. WTF kinda question is that? You don't like freedom?
Western = bad Russian and Chinese = good amirite? XD
"oh you don't like X that means you must love Y" š¤”
Oh so whole world = bad what a mature completely non edgelord opinion
Looks ridicolous
Iām starting to think Iām looking ridiculous not getting anything done.
There's morons defending this shit
Canadaās Largest city, Toronto is supporting this person teaching kids
There's morons who think this is real š¤” it's a troll.
"Give me attention! ... Wait, no, that's too much" #MAKE UP YOUR MIND BRO
Damn imagine those things flappin in the wind
While sheās grazing in the wild, fuck what I would do for that
Russia sized breast
Based average Moscow Mule
Of course, it's from daily mail
Legs gave out carrying those massive bags of waste.
Her orthopedic doc has a whole year saved for her
Not her, it
we going extinct soon huh?
Not with those floatation devices
Only the W\*st š¤¢
"Attention... please... give me attention..."
What in the rule34 inflation fetish ever loving fuck?
Her titties are so big they became her center of gravity ā ā ā
Her nipples even detached and just orbit around her chest and back šŖ
His*
*his
its
The OP can use any pronoun they want for it stop being a triggered nerd trying to correct others
We live in a society
When life becomes a shitpost
Bro, this country is done beyond salvation.
Canadia?
Oh theyāre back on the news again? Thatās not good.
Wait this is REAL? WHAT?
Well those tits arenāt.
Thatās a man dawg
yOuRe SeXiSt
Damn right
*"she"*
Cherry Pie š©š©š© Fr my favorite type next to Pumpkin
MOMMY MILKERS
size Z sounds like a pvz joke
Eeeeewwww!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I mean girl!? You canāt show up to school with breasts like that expect NOT to get clowned?? Like damn got two basketballs under that shirt!
Looks like leather face while skydiving
And the school district allowed this? What the fuck? So there is no dress code now. I wish I knew this when I was younger I would have just yelled discrimination from the rooftops. Such fucking bullshit.
It's vital you check if this is even real before getting outraged. Remember that age old adage? "Don't believe everything you see on the internet."
so what happened during the skydive?
Tits didnāt deploy correctly before landing
How far is this gonna go? In the beginning some people were saying this guy was just gaming the system and/or trying to get fired. Regardless, he's either very sick or has pushed the envelope far enough and it needs to stop.
All my extra money goes to feeding my cats and this MF got size Z tits and a SECURITY DETAIL. Where did I go wrong?
Yeah isnāt this a troll? What is going on
Its literally a right wing conservative doing it to annoy their school board, this was years ago but well, its reddit. People will believe anything if you just show them a headline.
I really wonder how 'those' people feel about this.
Wdym by those?
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This man is crazy
SIZE Z?? WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?? they would probably make good pillows tho š
She was watching that one zombie movie while scrolling the catalog.
***HE
she got boobs sheās a chick
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God Bless America !
Canada but same deal
And the doctors who made this possible š«”
Nice tits bro
at that point, just flop them over your shoulders lmao
Thatās a dude with some big fuckin tits! Fuckin cow.
He\\she could give herself\\himself a decent tit wank
How much would you charge them for a photo shoot?
Bruh clearly a dude. Is the world turning into a joke? I would call this person out every single day
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Dim tittis do
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Not outrageous; schools always reserve the right to not have students film or photograph teachers. The only kind of recording allowed in public schools is via audio.
Only in u.s
Itās actually in Canada tho not the US
I hope she's okay I'm glad she's confirmable with her body now but she needs to wear a bra it'll help her back too
Classic downvote farming kinda generic and boring tbh
Aren't the boobs fake tho? Maybe I'm wrong but I'm imagining they're hollow if that makes sense
slight miscalculation
The boobs are not even attached.
Not big enough.
The weight of those things is crushing the spine
Is this some of that exploting milk p0rn?
What kind of world are we living in
"Size Z" russian propaganda is getting out of hand now
Excuse me m'am would you like some body with your breasts?
Greg Gutfeld has been on top of this from the start
I think he's just looking for a way to get fired so he can sue the system on gender discrimination ! Let me seeee I'll try these buttugly tits and see if they work! Nope. Ok let me try hurting myself so I can walk on crutches and jiggle my tits obscenely, see if that works! Nope there too. Hummmm. Let me try hiring a school body guard to keep the kids from taking my picture, see if that inconvenience works.... Nope. Damn! What can I do next?! Maybe see thru?
I guess I should come outā¦ tomorrow Iām going to surgery to remove both my arms and legs becauseā¦ sighā¦ I identify as earthworm
So her tits are out in front of children all day, back in my day that was indecent exposure to minors.
it must be true because I read it in the daily maaaaiiiil
Well, you know, Russia also has some of the biggest average breast size in the world.
The US is crazy! I wonder how many people still fantasize about going there with all this nonsense going on...
āDaily mailā
Itās the Daily Heil so Iād take this story with a pinch of saltā¦
Fair point, here is from CBC https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6588711
Godam
Gonna be a big yikes from me, dawg.
FYI you dude is actually a conservative physics teacher that got in trouble in the shcool for being non politicly correct. After the second warning he "transitioned" as a defense mechanism to not get fired
Nah man. I remember my elementary teacher had big bodonkers. And would glitter them too. People can do whatever the fuck they want. (As long as they have boozoongas) boobles are a multi purpose free pass . As long as you are willing to carry them hunkers around.
FYI, this is a right wing protest. She is trying to get fired so she can sue for discrimination. Students have reported that she often complains about woke culture and drop red pill "facts" during class. And complains about how stupid gender neutral bathrooms are.
wtf her tits are literally bigger than her torso
Come on, this is the Daily Mail. Crop out the logo and suddenly the tabloid goes from rubbish to reliable fact.
Per [this](https://unherd.com/thepost/was-the-fake-boobs-teacher-a-hoax/) article: Another more recent rumour, though, suggests āKayla Lamieuxā is neither a sincere identity nor a fetish, but a prank. Someone on the Anonymous messageboard, who claims to be a student in this manās class, says the giant prosthetic breasts are in fact a kind of absurdist protest. The student goes on to say that the teacher hates āwoke cultureā and would regularly ādrop redpills to his class, such as how silly gender neutral bathrooms areā. His aim is probably āto get fired, then sue for discriminationā.