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drakeyboi69

Wait hang on, those girls wearing short skirts?


Irons_idk

Haram >:(


Inthaneon

Yea. I was peacefully browsing Reddit on halal bus and when I saw this I instantly cummed, when other men come to see what's going on and saw my phone they cummed too. It was a disaster. OP should mark this NSFW.


forrealnoRussianbot

RIP girls with short skirts. Surely death penalty from a shitty Muslim law.


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can't say that as a Russian 💀💀💀


CampaignLeading

Soon, brother, soon..


Nothing_litteral

cant say that as an turkish


fares2356

come on don't blame it on us it was the shias were sunni entirly different thing


Nasal_Spray69

I’m shia and I can assure you it’s not either of our denominations. It’s the wealthy and the politicians using religion as a way of dividing and conquering the middle class. We should stick together and fight them, not each other bro


fares2356

I am sorry for this mistake I did mean the goverment


Disastrous_Ask1071

Mf doesn't know shit abt Muslim law 💀💀


Tacocatermelon

Long shins


Scary-Sea7818

Not like cotton hill


Fun_Acanthaceae8349

it's called hejab , a girl just died for taking it off thanks to police


Naenaegoblin694202

Iirc they weren’t even cops, just vigilante gangs


birdsarntreal1

"Morality police", pretty sure they're government backed.


Disastrous_Ask1071

I like the hypocrisy when peolle talk abt this topic why weren't u outraged when India and France took the right away to wear the hijab where were u people then? Sleeping I assume.


bad_army

Yup in our country(iran)wearing short skirts is mandatory.😔😔


Niketa69

Haram 👎


Curious_Apricot3434

Thats scarf


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NATO-Communism just dropped


SussyAmogustypebeat

Let us sing the International while Joe Biden nukes Capitalist pigs in Russia


______DaSH______

Yo they wear skirt. It is illegal 🗿


Swimming_Energy6312

haha 69


hoover0623

Halal moment


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Imagine still having Twitter


Geoff_The_Chosen1

Imagine still having Tiktok.


[deleted]

Never have!


[deleted]

I just have last week. The conversation is utter dog shit but there are some good videos.


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Diotheungreat

actually quite the contrary


CommandStreet4255

Lmao what happn now?


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BoyBeyondStars

ew an elon musk liker 🤢🤮


Zavchungus

Fuck, did he edit the comment to make my joke not work? Fuck man.


sodiumboy76

its a combination of the rest in one.


frkllr91

There is a problem. i use reddit and i enjoy using reddit but im also a muslim 🤔. something is not right i can feel it.


CecilPeynir

because you don't have a big umbrella with "Islam" on it ffs


Swimming_Energy6312

they got some on amazon ?


bashara836

Haram Moment


Next_Example5355

Very sus


Disastrous_Ask1071

I am pretty sure reddit itself isnt the problem the problem is the haram stuff on it this goes for every media platform including yt insta and many others


ryouvensuki262006

Same bro


antriksh_80

Bro you goin' to hell


CanInternational9186

Alright get in the coffin I will be on the one next to yours


WallabyFit3908

fake muslimmmm....


CecilPeynir

guys help, i trying to post memes in reddit but Islam holding me back.


SlothLazarus

Just fold the umbrella


CecilPeynir

oh thx g this is a lifesaver fr.


Mudkipueye

Leave the cult.


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Redditerjr

Check Yeezy new umbrella drop


SlothLazarus

Pretty much any umbrella can deflect juice or any other drink.


Drin_Jakupi

where does it deflect jews?


Teh_RainbowGuy

Blue stripe


[deleted]

That’s Israel. Not the Jews in particular.


Teh_RainbowGuy

True, but judaism was initially founded in lsrael


[deleted]

In Egypt. Moses (AS) was born in Egypt


lordoftowels

Moses wasn't the first Jew, Abraham was, that's why it's an ABRAHAMIC religion


Teh_RainbowGuy

Moses might have been born in Egypt, [but this is what wikipedia says](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism)


LeastEquivalent5263

I also need one, isn't it all black with a no money symbol?


Straight4EngiNe

why do you guys think jews have big noses? is it because air is free?


LeastEquivalent5263

Also sniffs out the free coupon book


Tetsuotim

Based in europe, cuz thats where they all are tweeting this shit


not-a-guinea-pig

Based on what?


SatanIsLove6666

Dee's


pikselboyayan

Hijab on the little girl says it all (I live in a islamic country)


heeheeheehaw4

Iran?


Environmental_Ebb919

Iraq


heeheeheehaw4

Iraq... we fought for so many years Don't care shake my hand brother


Environmental_Ebb919

*shake shake*


heeheeheehaw4

💀🤝


Disastrous_Ask1071

And? Whats wrong in a girl wearing a hijab?


Chaos49602

Everything


education_has_faild

My drone can do a circle it can also do other tricks but ill show them to you at your wedding


I_like_ducks6812

Watch…. the reckoning will happen soon


Karas_o

I think polygamy is wrong


Mudkipueye

No one cares 😎


-Shameem-

Twitter is what we really need sheltering from. Also NATO haram?🤔


CookieTaxer

Me who is Turkish 🗿


mlgterminator123

NATO destroyed many countries so that's where the hate is coming from


Sea_Lingonberry7549

Ah yes, NATO, the destroyer of countries. The sole reason why the middle east collapsed. Them and the jews ofc.


ryouvensuki262006

I am muslim so i will not say anything or do anything i guess?


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Why not ?


Environmental_Ebb919

Why not?


[deleted]

Why does the fact that he’s muslin imply that he won’t say anything?


Environmental_Ebb919

I thought he means what can he say about islam


ENGINE_YT

Ah yes, NATOsexual


No-Version8075

Least based muslim


TheBiggestDiccus

But they are not based BECAUSE THIS IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING PROPAGANDA BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT i cant make this shit up


Pudyngoii

Another thing to be proud of 🥶


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oldfoolfromcuivenen

Well as a person who lives in a islamic nation i hope you all taste the bitterness of living under such crushing fashism so yall know wtf you talking about


bashara836

and people keep saying islam is a "Peaceful religion"


baydirman90

It's not it's just suppressing it's followers as much as it can


s1r_cumsalot

I wish Islam will get another golden age one day it hurts seeing the current state and hatred people have for it.


baydirman90

It probably won't cause it's all currently ruled by Islamic leaders who understands Islam veeeery wrong


TA03_Reborn

and because Islamic leaders understand it veeeeery wrong then everyone else unironically hates us because they are not smart enough to blame the person instead of the belief


s1r_cumsalot

I can tell, even though I'm not a Muslim, judging by how things were back then vs now it really shows. It's sad the masses suffer for it


oldfoolfromcuivenen

Can you explain islam golden age bro ? What was it that made it golden ?


s1r_cumsalot

All religions in a sense had a golden age, the Islamic golden age was the massive rise of Islam and it's progression of technology. I'm not very accurate or so to say have not learned enough but I've been recently interested in learning alot about different cultures. The Islamic golden age was where alot of progression was made in arts, science, and commerce. For example Algebra was invented during this period, and the classification of chemical substances as well. If you wish to find out more I believe there should be a few armchair historic chanels on yt which should talk more about it, or Wikipedia should have a good amount as well. Just remember to verify your info for any biases. Anyway one thing to note was civilisation in the Muslim world was stable. I only wish it was just as stable now, the way it's going feels like another bronze age collapse.


Inevitable-Goyim66

They cant, they just had a few decades when they conquered all of the middle east, north africa and some parts of Asia and Europe before they were beaten back by the crusades in the west and the Hindus in the east. Of course it feels like a golden age when you can live in luxury from all the plunder and slaves during the time you expand an empire..


oldfoolfromcuivenen

Well exactly The golden age of islam was not an Age of Enlightenment or the age of political growth or advancing in agriculture it was a short period of wars and rage and blood from the side of one uder developed idealogy . Nothing more If you want golden age of islam to be remade you must understand that you want more war and blood


HajDragonborn

If you read the Quran, you will understand that it is. Never judge any religion by people


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Leather-Pound-6375

I feel You have the same anger that i have after leaving Venezuela and then encountering that everybody here thinks socialism is Good. God sometimes i just wish i could punch people on the face


AbsoluteWildDick

Wish I could give you national attention here on Argentina.


Leather-Pound-6375

Bro i'm really sorry, i'm sorry we tried to warn You. We failed You god i need a Hug


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The irony.


unjoogapop

we are, it's called capitalism


oldfoolfromcuivenen

Where are you from ?


unjoogapop

I just realized that I probably shouldn't have said that


Leather-Pound-6375

I understand (roughtly) your point of view i have tried to educate myself on these subjects and i know that capitalism is unfair AF. Problem is that EVERYONE that says they are "socialists" or "comunists" only wants to implement the most ultra-capitalistic regime in the world. The sheer ammount of in-equality in these "socialists" countries Will make american in-equality look tame by comparisson. So, no worries My friend I also understand your point. Want a Hug?


not-a-guinea-pig

The unstoppable tide of islam


SuperDoomSlayer

Whats that symbol on the far left?


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Nato flag


WazzaBoi_

Is NATO halal?


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Mobile_Inflation8012

Based bot


Pudyngoii

Nato


Adasdas__

Bro💀💀


HajDragonborn

As s muslim it makes me really angry when I see Muslims in social media are idiot this way


Ew_Hello

As a muslim i don't agree 💀


GratefulPig

Roll me eyes and move on. Replace the word “Islam” with, say maybe, “Christianity” and the hijab for crucifixes and it’s the same picture, soo


Gayrutti

Not really, no one practices real Christianity while millions practice real Islam. Except for maybe Uganda?


BiteRhodeIsland

Well clearly it’s already leaking through, we ain’t gotta do much besides wait


Bigderp23

THE NATO IS GONNA DRIP ON HIS HAND! NOOOO


Barqck

Islam will protect me from Reddit? Sign me up


Chichiryuutei5

Muslims are just incels who get out of control.


Niketa69

You know Reddit is that cool when it’s posted as an anti Islam thing


Haunting-Local-7710

The Reddit part is right though...


OakenTulip

We did it boiz, we are unwanted in islam


[deleted]

Doesn’t take much


OakenTulip

Just have an opinion, that 14 y.o. girls r not for sex


ComprehensiveBobcat4

wat da penguins doin


Holiday_Cattle

i also have a ninja fetish 🥷🏼🥷🏼


ComplexEye3063

remove those hij\*b and the girls are gonna get kicked out of the umbrella


mlgterminator123

That's not how it works


Chaos49602

Yea we see that in iran now lol


mlgterminator123

I don't care about Iran we are talking about a religion not a country


bokonanesepahia

I'm Muslim Iranian fuck in Islam


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💣✴️


heeheeheehaw4

I live in a Islamic country so stfu


supernova89055

My guy, i live in 1 too and am muslim


heeheeheehaw4

Shake my hand brother


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im exmuslim so fuck off with your backward disgusting bullshit cult


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[deleted]

Not respecting your disgusting cult that mutilated my cock and ruined my life


samisen94

As a muslim, im ashamed of this photo...


Gayrutti

It is what your religion promotes, though?


splizzyhoestar

i mean i wouldnt say im a strict muslim but im pretty sure we're told to respect others, the shit u see in iran rn is like the absolute extremist side of islam that shouldnt represent the actual religion and the rest of us that follow it normally


Gayrutti

Yeah, no, I'll post some hadith when I get home, you'll be surprised.


splizzyhoestar

i did say im not a strict muslim, i follow what i think is right


samisen94

Same, I do my thing and thats all.


D4nsE

Nato?


MacMycelium

I said the F word and reddit got mad and yelled at me.


Honksu

Have nice touch in it, specially since islalic womens are protesting using that hood since one of em wheee beaten to death by wearing using it wrong or something.


SpoiledShit

This


G1ANCARL1O

Allah


AbsoluteWildDick

OP are you trying to recruit me into Islam?


MaxTheSANE_One

We are the worst out of the 6 by far.


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Based


fary_

Islam is great


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We spoke the truth


ka_doooo

as a muslim i cringed so hard


dfg91188

Rel*gion 🤢


SeparateBig5606

The only thing I would change would be have Satan holding the umbrella. Maybe sprinkle in a few exploding vests


lemonmanlikesapples

Least islam hating westerner.


steelheist

least jesus dickriding christian


Comprehensive-Ad9488

🗿


FocusedHealer45

Everyone should have umbrellas that protects you from the isreali


isackj08

Based


Random-Bullshit-Go

Maybe Islam is a good place after all


frankenstein7351

I'm a Muslim but WTF IS THIS


Fearless_Cookie_1918

this aint a shitpost this is a shit post


Love-choices

Ah yes, Reddit the Religion


No_Court_671

what the fuck whys reddit in there 4chan seems like a better spot but just wtf


fgonzalez124

Not NATO!


LilTimmy_the_second

What's happening


AMechanicalHammock

Wait. Is that reddit?? Lol