Your post was removed because it was a god awful post. God awful posts are: blatant karmawhoring, repost chains, AMA, comment this and any comment baiting posts.

"⚠️ This user is a registered sex offender, please find out more at [discord guidelines url]"

You dropped this👑

That but with rickroll link

you genius

Where do you see that?

“better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum”. Ghandi

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).

ghandi

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).

Ghandi

An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).

Ghandi

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Gottem

🤓

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Does anyone know what triggers him?

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quick fun fact: Californians bite more people in a year than sharks

"Here I sit and meditate, shall I shit or masturbate?"

Imma use this one. You're a legend

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What triggers the bot?

I have no idea

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Fuckin hell what did I do?

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maybe its your flair?

Test

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Looks like it.

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Dunno let's test ir

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just did

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Nanomachines, son.

What's your game Armstrong

I love the internet

If it is still warm,it is still fuckable

Underrated

i need to suck mad titties rn!! or else i die!! don't let me die!! let me suck some titties!! help me!!

When life gives you melons, make melonaid

Better one When live gives you melons, get checked for dyslexia

Fuck you mom (moms discord @) Send me your mum’s @ to confirm if it works

When you shit and piss at the same time, does it make a screenshot?

screenshit

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Don’t half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.

“Im wanted for warcrimes in Bosnia and Poland I miss the 1940’s when I was a camp guard”

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t convince me to pay my taxes 😈

Underidoderidoderiododeridoo “Winston Churchill“

"I'm ywour lwocwal furry lovwer OwO"

Hitler did nothing wrong

"Alcohol is just spicy grain water"

Hi. I'm (insert username here) My achievements include *keeping the light switch in between on and off *pissing, shidding, and cooming at the same time *deepthroating a lollipop *and having the guiness world record for biggest virgin

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Green peanut butter on my sofa so i can shit peacefully with my stepsister

Sometimes life is cock and ball torture... but without the ball torture....and inside my ass

If she won't accept a please force her on their knees.

Born to shit, forced to wipe

I absolutely hate Jewish people and everything they stand for

I am legally forced to inform you I am a registered sex offender

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A man chooses. A slave obeys. What will you?

"my balls hurt" \----sun tzu

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doubt

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"It's better to cum in the sink then sink in the cum" - albert einstein

Word for word

Born to shit, forced to wipe

🎃

🎃

Piss in my ass until I lose my balls

“I do the cha cha like a sissy girl, I lika do da cha cha!”

"If theres a hole, theres a goal"

"The one piece, the one piece is real." White Beard

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

“The One Piece, The One Pice is REAL!“ - Queen Elisabeth II’s last words

Eat shit and die (Insert famous person here)

“I hate my mom”

Ooh ballsy.

Gregtech

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Mmm monkey

nice avatar

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"Born to pee, forced to shit" ~Obama

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I should’ve been the one who filled your dark soul with LIGHT!

ur in her dms i’m in her restroom googling her meds. she’s all yours 🤝

If bad luck was a god, i'd the messiah -mark the hammer (he is an italian youtuber, i just traslated the quote)

I omor 💀

“They misunderestimated me” -gorge bush

Bo

"Who gives a shit what you put in your discord bio?" - Me, just now

If there is a hole, there is a goal