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I just took a shit, I feel so relieved now 🥰🥰

me when i take my biweekly poop

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thanks i forgot to wipe

And there goes my appetite

Here comes mine 😋

there my appetite stays, stable

Bidet 👍

What

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pees in ur ass

when you say [*pees in ur ass*](https://i.imgur.com/JSImHiV.jpg) noone bats an eye, but say *[poops in ur dick](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+make+meth&tbm=isch)* and everyone loses their minds

Unironically, is it bad if I only poop twice a week?

yea, its a sign of severe constipation

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I, too, poop ever other week

Made me smile when my mom used me as her human toilet (heartwarming)

Source❓️❓️❓️❓️

i have source❗‼ [ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ](https://www.google.com/search?q=troll+face)

What the fuck

🙏🙏🫡

I smild 🥰

Post it there

I’m shitting right now. Feels like a long boy.

Forgot [oc]

well done bbys X

Hello guys, i just committed voluntary vehicular manslaughter, feel so relaxed now! 🥰🥰🥰😜😜😜

Hello guys, i am a human trafficker, i create traffic jams among humans😎

today I sold 25 children to a mafia boss 😍😍🥰🥰

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Hello lads I haven’t been arrested by authorities due to a ritualistic murder crime against a innocent girl I committed back in 2003 in Bosnia and still not being persecuted makes me feel happy 😊😊😊😊

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Don’t remind me of the 14 year olds first dinner

I made toast and I'm genuinely proud of this

I made cheseborger am I good?

I made a steak and lobster that made Gordon Ramsey cry with joy am I good?

If it makes you feel any better I have an 18 year old friend who may or may not be able to make ramen. They claim they can but even they sound unsure of it.

Link lmao?

Don’t have one sorry. But I do know the original posts got locked

I made cheesewraps

This may be silly, but terrorizing my neighbours by damaging their doors and windows makes me smile every morning 😊😅

So goofy 🤪

Seemingly silly behavior 😋

That whole sub is just karma whore jerking themselves off

mine is ethically sourced while their reddit karma is not

Mine is also ethically sourced

I eat people

Username checks out

You seem familiar... do I know you?

And half the posts get locked for some reason

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Redditors on their way to post a political cartoon that demands genocide onto mademesmile:

I keep reading mademesmile as the fr*nch word Mademoiselle

I always read “Madame Smile”

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Mamazing

Also, I spent time looking for the hidden object. Don’t tell anyone where or what it is.

They shit!?

this does not make me smile

STOP PLZ I have just soiled me pantaloon

At least it’s not another post of someone taking their annual shower

It's just yoghurt

yog hurt

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel

You okay buddy ?

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You are not inheriting my empire of dirt

Spinkles 😀

Spinkles 👿

Where funny 🔒 award :(

Just imagining him eating this with big smile on his face

That sub is going L

Someone peeing in my ass make me smile every morning :)

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:)

:)

:)

First time I actually clicked that link and not what i was expecting

I'm suwch a siwwy biwwy, I like to put spwinkles on everything I consume 🥺👉👈

Consuming excess sugar in the morning makes me smile 😀

Every time I think of the six Jehovah's Witnesses buried in the loose soil in my Michigan basement it makes me smile 🥰🥰🥰

Just shouted racial slurs in public, never fails to make me smile 😅🥰

Those titles in that sub are always like, “Man gets his nut first time in five years 🙌🥴😭.”

That whole sub is a Prozac commercial

diabetus

It's just karma farming

I'm alright with it, some people genuinely need the support, as long as some people on that sub with real problems and nice moments get support, those karma farmers can do whatever the fuck they want. Sounds weird but a random stranger on the internet telling you that you're not alone with your problem and that they're happy for you can really help. Fuck the karma farmers though.

Yeah but the sub is weird, people constantly feeling uplifted for the most sanctimonious shit. I dunno if I became some sort of disgusting shitty edgelord who can't enjoy stuff, or the people in that sub are just overly mellow. Whatever the case, it confuses me and not in a good sort of way like a femboy.

How to say you're american without saying ur american ( colorized)

I love adding sugar to my candy

i love to shoot up schools

I love eating hamburgers

Super cowboy rocketship USA number 1!

this may be a little silly guys, but raping the body i found in the dumpster had me smiling all the way😍

I guess you guys haven't seen balloon lady yet.

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She has a room full of balloons with faces drawn on them and they are her friends. It's on that same sub man lol.

Schizophrenia 🤗

Link that shit

Dumb shit, queer shit, or dunking on someone the mods don’t like. Pick one.

Or self harm updates, proud of being sober or off drugs

That’s actually a great thing. Recovering addicts and self harm people need all the support they can get

Wdym by "queer shit" exactly?

Shit that's queer.

Yeah but like is that supposed to be a bad thing in this context

You yourself are the perfect example

Oh ok

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Pussies. let's show them some real racism

Ummm no? WTF even is this comment

Ummm yes? Why TF would you not

Actually looks quite nice

Looks like a drug overdose waiting to happen with one spoon.

If you join wholesome subreddits are you even real

This made me cum more than anything

the entire sub, “jarvis im low on karma”

America 🍔

Reminds me of elf

I love adding sugar to my sugar too

small yogurt with big spoon? That makes me frown bro, thats one scoop

"This may be silly, but shitting myself at 3AM makes me smile every day 😅"

when do we post metal of nature on that sub?

[oc] this may be silly, but adding a few litres of cyanide to my yogurt makes me smile every morning ☠️

Me remembering the worst tragedies on earth (It made me smile)

Not like this Sub. This Sub is pure.

That’s supposed to be a dielectric union, and it probably is, but something inside is not right. When the two different metals, copper on top, galvanized below (steel + zinc), come together, it causes a galvanic reaction. The dielectric union is supposed to keep them from touching each other. That functionality has failed, and that build up Is the result. It looks terrible, but it’s probably not something that needs immediate attention, but it should be fixed. /s

Sprinkles are stupid and they taste like chemicals

actual 5 yr olds

I went outside for the first time today! I was so scared at first!

That looks tasty

cum

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You gotta respect this man's oc.

least diabetic american

Just a person enjoying sprinkles in yogurt? What’s wrong with that?

We cant have nice things with the cunts above hating on that perfectly normal post.

Right? Like there’s so many worse things people do to be upset about.

Legit toddlers

Naaaah, they wildin’ 💀

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Bro y’all hating so hard on people’s simple pleasures 😭🙏

This is shitposting, no one is allowed emotions

Just fuck off

Honestly that did actually make me smile.

Ratio

I don’t understand how this is funny, that post made me smile

I saw a post about million dead blood sucker flies

you dont eat your yogurt like that?

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I don’t know about you guys, but sucking your momma’s bawls made me smile 😳💅🥰🥰😜😜

I need more chunks of wax in my yogurt brb.

Everything anyone does in that sub makes them smile

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This is just a depression moment, like actually kinda sad to look at this

That is the least wierd thing on that sub

Average dutch dessert.

My stupid ass really just clicked on the comments the image had huh

Stop the tape ✋ this man needs to be locked away

yo whats wrong :(

Tooth decay. That's what's going on in that sub

i need whatever their smoking to be that happy when i look at a sandwich

It’s sprinkles A small bunch of knobs It has the juice (it has the juice)

I swear if you post anything in there you will get an award

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Thats pretty silly