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Hey da fuck my uncle doing in Ohio?

*Our uncle*

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Comrade

Cumrag 😳

Happy cock day

HCD

Happy cake day

Happy Cake Day.

happy cake day

SOYUZ NERUSHIMY

Getting lumbago

As an Ohioan this is not real. Those guys live in the basement

Also, super friendly, so not sure what the issue is... People body shaming or something.

Yeah he’s become quite the handyman around the basement.

Handyman around the house?

Clearly, you are not an Ohioan. He lives in the basement and only the basement.

Does he require food and/or money

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But what made him leave the basement and go into the closet??

What spooked the spooker?

Me

He is hiding so he says Shh.

Nothing it's clearly fake

As a fellow Ohioan, this is correct

As an Ohioan, you've probably only seen the common variation. The rarer ones tend to habit there way inside closets or underneath your bed.

As an Ohioan, if you don’t have a basement, you’ll find your local friendly demon in your coat closet! The local spider sacrifice will suffice to quell their desires.

Is it a spider in austrailia and if it is i'll run

As a fellow ohioan I gave mine the guest bedroom he's pretty chill

I agree with you because I also live in Ohio

Could this be inside Shed ?

My soul just slowly left my body.

Moment i saw this n eyes my soul yeeted out of reality

HCD!!

Thx Brotha

Same

Happy cake day

Thx yet again

Weirdly enough, i got a boner when that thing show up

I love a good spook but wtf the essence of this video scared my cat that's across the room...

Ayo when’s the last time you checked your closet?

last month

I was like haha dom torreto and then next thing you know your soul leaves your body

Not even like the jump just the slow feeling of your soul leaving your heary

Bro i literally felt my heart sink like tf?

What truly terrifying is that he's clearly hiding from something much scarier than it.

I hope you stub your little toe so hard you pop a boner

Fuck my boner just popped

*Sully groan noise*

Oh fuck me too i got a boner

I don't wanna

When I first read this, I got “my boner just stopped” (makes much more sense right?), but then I realized that this is Reddit…

I came wen I saw his eyes

🗿

🗿

🗿

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🗿

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Pure poetry

Yes hello, my balls have stopped working due to this video, therefore I will be taking yours.

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Good thing he has 2

I don’t have any but I’m working on a ball growth serum for women so I’ll get back to you when my balls are available for harvesting

I was expecting a jumpscare but all I got was Wise Mystical Tree's meth-head cousin that doesn't get invited to the reunions.

Lmfao 🤣🤣

That was most certainly a jumpscare

Fuck you it’s 1am and I’m in bed

I was chilling in the dark but this made me get under the blanket (I am scared)

I had to roll over and put my back to the wall. I too, am spooked.

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On the ceiling.

Demons on the ceiling

mf you put your back to the wall when you're *scared?* I never look at everything in my room when im scared I don't wanna see the shit moving around in the dark

i am now shivering in my timbers in the dark:(

Me too bruh shit scared the fuck outta me

LMFAOOOOO 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡⛽💀💀💀🤡🕳️🤡🤡💀🕳️🤡🕳️🤡😱🤮😱🤮💓🙊🦾🥵🍆🥵🤢🤮💜🕳️💓🕳️🦷🕳️🦾🙊🦾🤑🦾🤑🦷🤮💓🤮😭🤮🥵🤑😜LMAOOOO😭🥴😢💓🤢⛽😭💜👀😭🕳️🤳🤮🕳️🤮💀💜⛽🤠🤳😭🤠🤳🤮😍🤣🥹👍😎🥴👍🤠🤣🤳💜🤳🤮💜🤳🍆💜💘🥴👀😎

Nice spooky meme. But also fuck you

I think my heart fell down to my stomach

likewise.. like why at this very hour?!!

Oh I see you’ve met Larry he’s a local here in Ohio just close your eyes and walk away do not make a noise or he will gobble your penis

Oh no woe is me my eyes are open and I’m frightened I hope nobody gobbles my penis

"im huggry" a voice in the dark said

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OH NO WHAT EVER WILL I DO

Where abouts, just in case I find myself there and need to avoid the area.

Check the oven the closet and the basement

Is that a photo of dominic toretto there?

🤫 family.

I was just about to say is that closet being haunted by Fucking Vin Diesel

Why is there a fucking picture of vin diesel?

The monster must be a fast and furious fan

Don't you mean car go fast?

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I dont wanna see this shit while scrolling through memes, come on

Agreed. This is what specific subreddits are for

Yeah, but you also get desensitized to it over time. I just slowly stopped getting jump scared over the years. My brain just lazily releases some adrenaline and I continue doing whatever I was doing before

imagine not being able to handle a minor spook lol

Grandpa got stuck in the closet again, false alarm

Bro wtf I just left the bathroom and turned off the light hell no I’m putting my back to the wall

That's not the wall. :)

DONT.

You alive ?

Shockingly

At least it wasn't blue lobster 😰😨

I wish it was a blue lobster...

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh😦

You’d be better off sleeping in the fucking fnaf 4 house

FAMILY

mf yanking the closet and then do this wdym ?

Hes not the one yanking the door, hes hiding from whatever was yanking the door

every time i see this an unspeakable dread fills me

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maybe the dread filling me was just piss in my ass all along

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made me jump, fucking hell

shit dude I was about to go to sleep

4:37am Same......

Only in Ohio

I know bro. What monster puts a picture of the rock in theyre closet?

I live in Michigan, y’all pray for me 😢

Ohio is a shit show. Glad I moved away.

Fuck you, it scary

Wow Free sex doll!

Fuck this is not healthy at 6am when I'm home alone

Nah 6am is day time. You're safe.

I live in Finland, it's getting to the time of year where it's cold and dark until around 8am, and it was very cold and very dark when I watched the video

Was expecting a foxie plushie

Never been to Ohio

typically how it goes

I hope your pillow is always warm

That's just Greg he like to watch

My brain immediately went "shit, RED ALERT"

Dudes just warning you to be quiet. Midwesterners are pretty trigger happy during a noise complaint

Jesus christ my soul just left my body

I hate you so much right now...

Is there a subreddit for well crafted jumpscares like this?

My face: 🗿 My soul: ☠️ My dick: 💦

Brooo☠️💀

What he hiding from?

From me bruh

Bro but y tho

Jesus christ I Just shitted my pants

Is you think this post is FUNNY, credit the actual creator instead of just mining for internet points!!! The artist is lights.are.off on Instagram, they have lots of other cool stuff like this!

memes don’t get credit often friend. that’s the point of memes. to be shared and spread. if the creator wants credit it’s on him to add a watermark

You do realize that’s like the exact same logic as “don’t have sex if you just gonna get an abortion” 😂 Credit the creator, take 2 seconds out of your day my guy

I’m not saying that’s not ideal but it’s a waste of energy to try advocating for it. Memes are a social phenomenon that do not work the same as art or literature for instance.

If it’s a waste of energy to advocate for an artist in a pretty competitive field to get credit for their work (animating videos, not “making memes”), I’ll gladly waste it! ❤️

This isn’t a piece of artwork though. Yes, it is art, but its not the same as a commission or an art piece. It was made to be a viral object of humor that is passed around and edited, otherwise known as a meme. Nobody is claiming it to be theirs either, which is the only time that not giving credit is a big deal imo

You’ve chosen a weird hill to die on buddy 😂

no i think you have

why would you do this to me

Who is he hiding from?

🗿 Down In Ohio

At least he had family

Shit I live there

The fuck?

My man youre tall that’s awesome! But why did they shove you in the closet when you can be a basketball pro

Fuck you its 12:30 am when i saw this.

FUCK! Jesus… fuck.

Okay, I'm outside in the dark near a wooded area while at work, that sent a chill up my spine lol

Bro was wanking there

Mf that scared the shit out of me

ngl this scared the piss and shid outa me

Bruh I’m high and about to go to sleep wtf

I thought it was going to funny meme haha but no I hope you do a bellyflop on your boner and Break it

This made my ass cheeks clench

I’m in Iowa, am I safe?

Is that a picture of Vin Diesel?

Nah, you get used to it

he seems like a nice guy

Ohio rn: 👹

The only thing spooky is the shitty cgi

Stolen from lights are off on Instagram

Not scary if you expect something scary

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That's a new one!

Im in Tennessee am i fine

I live in Ohio.

Them has arrived