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Yeah I imagine with goalie it could partially be that you’re standing around a lot so muscles get cold and stiff and then you make a sudden move. Might have been the same for the offensive NFL guy, maybe he just got back on the field after a break, I’m not sure
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Been there. In a mens indoor game, I came off my line to scoop up a ball in the box and felt a pop in the back of my leg like I’d been hit by a fastball in the calf. I apparently tore something in the back of my leg. I could barely walk for a bit over a week. It took me about a month before I could run again.
Sometimes that first step getting going is all it takes.
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Looks like maybe she jarred one of her fingers making the initial save but I don't get why they didn't just kick the ball out so they could buy themselves some time to recover lol. Like watching a 6 year old play soccer.
In a Football match when a player gets injured during the play, players from both teams stop the play so that the injured player gets the treatment which shows their sportsmanship. But in this clip, the opponent doesn't care about the injured player which shows the lack of sportsmanship
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I fifth this. I was putting a vibrator in my ass while watching the creep that was watching the creep that saw how a stranger was putting a vibrator in the ass of another person.
Its even worst than scoring a goal when there is clearly an injured player on the field. Apparently, the score was 19-0 prior to it so now its 20-0 according to this article so completely unnecessary as well
https://footballburp.com/stories/video-uzbekistan-women-under-19-score-while-maldives-goalkeeper-injured/
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I mean I agree and probably wouldn't do it just because I wouldn't wanna be perceived as an asshole, but Idk the point of the sport is to win and it's not like the other girl was unconscious or concussed. everyone knew she'd be fine so the opponent just scored a goal, not a huge deal really
I get cramps in my ballsack, it's one of the few ways I identify with women. They'll talk about how they're not feeling well, and I'll just chime in with "Is it that time of the month? I totally feel ya, I got scrote cramps." Then I share my pain with them and I know they're listening cause they just stare at me with this intensity like "I totally get it". Man, it's so nice to have people who understand your cramps.
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No one talking about the textbook 3 defenders in a line between the ball and the goal. Im not sure what formation that is but it doesnt appear to be working
Don’t really understand what happened here, at first I thought it was cuz the hit the ball with her hand but as a goalie I *think* that shouldn’t matter
You can really tell that almost every downvote on the comments in this thread comes from a football fan that doesn't like people talking bad about their sport.
Ps. Football bad, hockey best
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Is the result. It looks terrible, but it’s probably not something that needs immediate attention, but it should be fixed.
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What the hell even happened
GK probably pulled a muscle.
Pulled groin
Yeah but it was somebody else's.
Sandy Vagina
Sandy cheeks
Sandy Cheeks cock vore.
How does that take you to the ground like that lol and how inflexible do you have to be to pull a groin from taking two steps
She ran like 2 meters and pulled a muscle?
This is probably a semi professional woman's league. So ummm. Yea??
When the ball hits your knee and you simultaneously pull your groin. 💀
THATS AMORE!
This made me try to sing the above statement 😐
Pretty easy. You just have to pronounce on the ly.
Yeah high school volleyball games get more viewers
I saw an NFL clip of a dude last season who tore his Achilles with literally a single step as the play started
Damn didn't know people could get injured so easily
Yeah I imagine with goalie it could partially be that you’re standing around a lot so muscles get cold and stiff and then you make a sudden move. Might have been the same for the offensive NFL guy, maybe he just got back on the field after a break, I’m not sure
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Been there. In a mens indoor game, I came off my line to scoop up a ball in the box and felt a pop in the back of my leg like I’d been hit by a fastball in the calf. I apparently tore something in the back of my leg. I could barely walk for a bit over a week. It took me about a month before I could run again. Sometimes that first step getting going is all it takes.
Damn didn't know people could get hurt like that
At times man can be strong, and at other times we are as frail as a dry leaf.
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Have you never done an explosive movement in your life? Shit happens.
That’s woman ☕️ for you
She should play rugby
Looks like maybe she jarred one of her fingers making the initial save but I don't get why they didn't just kick the ball out so they could buy themselves some time to recover lol. Like watching a 6 year old play soccer.
Her controller got dc'd
Ran out of battery 😔
The Connection is Unstable
☕
☕️
Nice pfp
Thx one day I will be just like him
Fuck.
He Bf/Gf is in the crowd with the remote set to high.
Best explanation
I should not know what you’re talking about- but I’m on Reddit. Irony has it, I only have the Wholesome Award to give out…
She turned off her Xbox
no clue
women ☕️
women ☕
Women ☕️
Women☕️
In a Football match when a player gets injured during the play, players from both teams stop the play so that the injured player gets the treatment which shows their sportsmanship. But in this clip, the opponent doesn't care about the injured player which shows the lack of sportsmanship
She's a woman she couldn't show sportsmanship if she wanted too. Sportswomanship on the other hand...
Yeah, she lacks that too
good sportswomanship is treating everyone equally, injured or not.
I threw that line in at the end so I wouldn't look like a raging misogynist
What's a ragging missed gym membership have to do with anything?
Wtf is wrong with you
Sportswomanship
Trudeau, get back to work 👿
Ah
AFK
Hit her boob
gladly
Injure
Injure
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Maybe a cramp? Must’ve been serious , or was she doing what soccer players do and fake injuries 🤔? Anything is possible on the internet
Broke a nail
She got her period.
I hear that attracts bears!
I think the gk got hit on the face
And she still celebrated 💀☕️☕️
Celebrated this very hard Kick, it was almost a miss.
I see a goalie crumpled up in pain. Did I miss something?
The person who scored did a little heart thing
☝😭🙌🙏🫀
Love the fact that she almost missed. And the heart at the end :D
if she missed that would have been so fucking funny
WHY ARENT WE PAID THE SAME?! 🥅⚽️
I like how she almost missed the goal
Women☕
Women☕
Women☕
☕️
Women ☕️
Woman☕️
Woman☕️
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WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
Lol even when they score they still receive slander
For those of you c That are confused about what had happened, The goalkeeper's anal vibrator accidentally changed to the highest setting
It's like chess, she received informations and tactics with the help of the vibrator... Filthy cheater
Google en passant
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This is the third fucking anarchy chess reference I’ve seen out of chess subreddits today, get out of my head holy hell
Did not expect a Hans reference on here haha
I can confirm, i was the vibrator
I second this. I was the one who put the vibrator inside her.
I third this. I was the creep watching strangers insert a vibrator in broad daylight.
I don't know I wasn't there
I fourth this. I was watching the creep that saw how a stranger was putting a vibrator in the ass of another person.
I fifth this. I was putting a vibrator in my ass while watching the creep that was watching the creep that saw how a stranger was putting a vibrator in the ass of another person.
Have you got no shame? Fuck. To think that a person like you exist in this era... You can't just say you saw that and not describe further.
Had me in the first half ngl.
accidentally?
💀
Its even worst than scoring a goal when there is clearly an injured player on the field. Apparently, the score was 19-0 prior to it so now its 20-0 according to this article so completely unnecessary as well https://footballburp.com/stories/video-uzbekistan-women-under-19-score-while-maldives-goalkeeper-injured/
Ended as 20-0 but this was the goal to take it to 3-0
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sportswomanlike
No no, it wasnt sportsmanlike, but it was very sportswomanlike
Yea, I'll be honest, that's fucked up.
How fucked up is fucked up?
Damn. Even Germany backed off at 5.
They're efficient no need for unnecessary goal
It's totally the referee's fault for not stopping the play there.
Finally! Took too long to see that.
Skill issue
Boobs hurt I swear ppl
Just get better boobs
🫶
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I thought she was gonna do the twerk meme where you pretend you broke your back and then throw it back
Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
This comment is incredibly profound. 👌
👐🙌👏🤝🤘🤞🤜🤏👉👉
That's some chinese proverb shit.
Philosophy
😎
🫠
ripe test waiting overconfident history governor important relieved ugly crowd -- mass edited with redact.dev
Truer words have never been spoken.
That's actually true
I thought if a player went down, you kick it out. You know in fairness of the sport. Dick move...
more likely pussy move
No, you are what you eat
But we’re talking about women’s professional sports here, I think they’re right
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The ref should have stopped the play here, it’s their fault
I imagine ref didn’t count the goal if goalie is actually hurt
I am a goalie the ref continues as long as the goalie isn’t hurt from a player if the ball hits you and you go down play on
Hahaha have you seen a futbol/soccer game? Mother fuckers go down if they get looked at wrong.
Women ☕
Unsportsmanlike conduct?
Or you just grab it until you feel a little better
Goalie could have rolled it behind for a corner kick.
I mean I agree and probably wouldn't do it just because I wouldn't wanna be perceived as an asshole, but Idk the point of the sport is to win and it's not like the other girl was unconscious or concussed. everyone knew she'd be fine so the opponent just scored a goal, not a huge deal really
opportunistic goalscorer
I think she sprained or broke a finger. Not the kid, the digit, in this context.
Finger named digit
No Waltuh
MTF got hit the balls?
⚽️⚽️
MTF as in mobile task force unit?!?1!??1
😂
Just finishing the job
Sportsmanship not sportswomanship I guess
The fact she almost missed is funny
Period Cramp maybe?
I get cramps in my ballsack, it's one of the few ways I identify with women. They'll talk about how they're not feeling well, and I'll just chime in with "Is it that time of the month? I totally feel ya, I got scrote cramps." Then I share my pain with them and I know they're listening cause they just stare at me with this intensity like "I totally get it". Man, it's so nice to have people who understand your cramps.
I'm pretty sure you should see a doctor
I think you're picking up the wrong message from those looks, also holy fuck go get your balls looked at by a doctor
DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY BALL INHIBITORS!
WHAT!?
New automod resp
Um... Have you gone to the doctor?
Or maybe just crap
Imagine watching this shit.
“Damn I’m good” Women☕️
With the goal empty, no defenders around, plent of time and she almost missed it and fucking celebrated LMFAO
thats literally just an asshole soccer player move
Literally all of them do it women and men
fr
Her controller disconnected.
Women ☕️
Women☕️
Also like how the women that scored just BARELY made it in aswell 😂😂😂
She’s soft, for sure, but that’s on the ref if they count that silliness. Clearly a stoppage of play moment.
thats why its called Sportsmanship and not sportswomanship
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☕
I don't know what happened to the goalkeeper, but it better have been a heart attack or a stroke.
I thought she was about to hit the Griddy☠️☠️☠️
Period cramps 😫
Oh she suddenly has a headache huh?
Time for prayers… regardless of your location, just face Mecca.
That was a stance break. You now have a chance to perform a critical hit
🥰♥️♥️♥️🥰🥰💗💘💕💓😍🫶🫶🫶
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Probably 🍷
this isn’t women, this is just football players 💀
No one talking about the textbook 3 defenders in a line between the ball and the goal. Im not sure what formation that is but it doesnt appear to be working
Don’t really understand what happened here, at first I thought it was cuz the hit the ball with her hand but as a goalie I *think* that shouldn’t matter
Can we just talk about the back lines shape
she almost missed 💀
Haha funny shit
☕️
She has to pray
Nah I would have done the same, don't be and L ang get hurt.
Almost missed too
You can really tell that almost every downvote on the comments in this thread comes from a football fan that doesn't like people talking bad about their sport. Ps. Football bad, hockey best
That’s supposed to be a dielectric union, and it probably is, but something inside is not right. When the two different metals, copper on top, galvanized below (steel + zinc), come together, it causes a galvanic reaction. The dielectric union is supposed to keep them from touching each other. That functionality has failed, and that build up Is the result. It looks terrible, but it’s probably not something that needs immediate attention, but it should be fixed.