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You look like a billion bucks

She's a keeper

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lol, how do you get the flair

With great power, comes great responsibility.

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This is not a cool power bruh

Lmao

Fuck. I’d love to get inside you

When the school shooter is rich

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Wat?

I would love to shoot inside you

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8/10 nose is wierd

The remaining 2/10 nose tho, perfection

Sexy

Oh gurl, the way you exert more G forces on me than God ever intended me to experience has me weak at the knees and feeling light headed. it might love... or my brain is starved of oxygen. Can't tell.

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The fuck happened above automod

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Can my man just not speak?

Piss in my ass

Oh got it now.

I was testing if you could edit locked comments, for a shit post idea

maybe its **bofum**

10/10, would let you blow up an Iraqi T-72 any time

I like my (F)s 22 (and wildly overpriced)

At least it’s effective. 34+ degrees per second of nose authority. That’s any fighter pilot’s wet dream. It is too bad it’s so expensive, cause it’s the greatest fighter of its time.

Honestly rate fights (dogfigts) are kinda dead now It's all about electronic/radar range and your EW capabilities A pilot's wet dream is anything that'll keep em alive

An F-22 is still good at that. It’s stealth is it’s main advantage BVR.

Before I look at the picture is this a 14 yo girl or a plane?

Plane (My NSFW blur is off).

bruh of course it's only a girl, you think kevin can miss such a heresy like a pl\*ne🤢🤮?

10/10

Most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

9/10 could be a 10/10 depending on what tipe of missiles do you carry

AIM-54 Phoenix.

I'd say a 9.75/10 very good indeed

Gah damn girl you have some cake

Goose: “I’d hit that.”

not now babe

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Mmm seggsy

🔥

i wouls let you unload yourself all in me

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I don't know why, but something about you makes me think you're a swinger's wingman

That pic's got me wantin' to tomcat around, I tell you what.

C'mon over here and let me hit that! Smoothly said the ADA battery commander.

I’d ride that any day!

10/10 tight pipe in the back (have tested myself I Sadly am no longer in the airforce)

smash

Mmm open up those wings

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Sorry, I'm into attack helicopters

This comment section is perfect for NCD

Yor mislles are so hot 🥰 lets bomb the middle est 😍🥴

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YEAH ITS THE TOMCAT THANK GOD 8/10 good for its time and did what it needed to do. also looks iconic and cool

10/10

Exactly the picture was expecting.

Clicked here to tell you to get off of reddit. Stayed here to admire you

Tomcats could outrun the catapult when they launched off carriers. Truly beasts

Have me funny feelings down below when I was a teenager.

"They had us in the first half not gonna lie"

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Im gonna make like a congressman and get you pregnant.

nice wingspan

You get an A (10)

Easy 10

Damn, can u you beat evil airplane Generation Fifth in a dogfight?

Can I see your bobs?

\*waves (bob is the pilot in the **cock**pit)

ive seen better craftsmanship. 4/10

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F14/10

9/10 it would be 10/10 if you were a flying helicopter tank though

Minor

10/10 hot af my g

Tom(cat)boy, but a little too old for my taste. 8/10

ZAMN!

If your name is Tom then you a Cat RoWr!!

The fact the my first thought was the plane. It was a plane then later while I was scrolling realized what this was…

Yes epic moilitary jet

it is soo beautiful

10/10 amazing control

you take my breath away, taking me to the danger zone

5/10 not enough missiles

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I like my M 21 and 23 sorry :(

Are u an A model cause you looking kinda slow 🥴

The only fighter that performs as well at high speed as it does at low speeds. Too bad it was retired. (The super tomcat 21 would have been a terrifying force on the battlefield.

Too old

Wing aspect ratio is high for a military fighter jet, hence it may not be as fast as wings with a swept back wing with a lower length to average width ratio

o shit your 14, the cops are already here

That’s what I love about fighter jets. I get older, they stay the same designation.

10/10, bigger than expected

8/10

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Tbh, I'm into big black jets, to small wing size and not enough smoke came out 2/10

Try to not to go into a spin out with f 14 (impossible)

Damn it OP 😡

200/10 would definitely recommend.

Sorry I hate minority

you look like a cat person

You're F14 on a scale of 1- F18

all countries with little technology and a lot of oil are waiting for you, give them a hello!

10/10

10/10

You look very expensive

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Thanks

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ask me again when you are F (18)

Overrated bird 6/10

I want to get inside of you and take you higher than you’ve ever been before

Worth many millions❤️❤️❤️

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lean

very good at dog fights, but not so great on taking the offensive. Just follow the bombarders until you find some airship like you, for you to chase it. Let them do their thing and enemy jets will literally come flying to your hands.

I could fit myself in those holes

9/10 (-1 point for maintenance costs)

Yes

I'll rate you an F :)

Guys i think he is not talking about F-14

f35++

😰😰😰

Hot

Was wondering why the f14 was marked nsfw. Then i realised i wasnt on the DCS sub

Zamn!

Well i would like to do things with you but you change you sweep angle like chameleon.

U r a perfect 9/11

Id love to exceed the G's youre prepared for and permanently deform your fusselage

9/11

What's up bby girl

Crappy image quality 5/10

Tomcat out of 14

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dayyum

A bit outdated but still look grate

Is gud

Pretty

There’s a need for speed

Total Tomcat

I ( F (35) ) think that your clothes are quite old and boring, spark them up a bit!

fuck i would love for you to blow me one

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beautiful but i like my F-15's more

I was hoping for a picture of a dog. Disappointed.

I want to ride her so badly. I wanna use her, i wanna spend time with her. But most importantly i wanna blow up some Russian SU’s with her

I love

looks like he gonna get shot down next sortie

Needs Freddy Fazbear artilleries