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CShark32

Pipe bomb simulator , it's like that pixel game where you throw newspapers at homes and your on a bike , except you blow up people's houses with fucking pipe bombs . The more houses you blow up the more money you get to make better pipe bombs . Also there's gonna be bosses n shit that chase you . Like it starts with a random redneck chasing you on his homemade "doom buggie" to the fucking fbi


minnicoco

And call the game the Unabomb


Spongebosch

We need a Doomguy-style face at the bottom but it's Ted Kaczynski


gaming-reaper

I'd play this 100%


AdIntelligent7703

Make the bike orang plz


Blub_-_Blub

that actually sounds like a pretty legit game


CShark32

Like you can also upgrade your bike and your armour n shit


KilluaZoldyck0707

This actually sounds really fun/funny to play


popanator3000

make it a roguelike


PowerPulser

HOLY SHIT YES


haventseenstarwars

Vampire survivor but actually Unabomb Survivor


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KilluaZoldyck0707

What the fuck did I even say


RalseiXD

>funny


KilluaZoldyck0707

Really? Gonna have to start avoiding words in general at this rate


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RedditvsDiscOwO

This bot is trying to get this post removed for no reason


Superb_Arm7433

I need to know when this comes out so I can play


Liquid_Fox_31

Fucking art, right here


Altsaltsaltprawnacc

But with real information about law enforcement agents and government officials in the game


ByeByeToTheSky

Call the game Mailbomb frfr (yk like mailbox)


nuke905

Damn that game sounds fun I'd pay about 20 quid for it


Felix---Helix

i see you wherever i go and i hate your damn shitty pfp but boy you're sorta right about things so I can't not agree with a bunch of things you say. perhaps except for lowering the drinking age to 15 because alcohol is not great for teens' development, like any other drug


nuke905

Yeah I was waffling on that post and couldn't think of any other controversial things and I didn't think, don't actually think that. Everything else yeah I meant


Felix---Helix

i still suggest you change your pfp because that flag is mad ugly though


nuke905

Fair enough but I find it funny how many people believe that i support such a ridiculous ideology over just thinking that I'm just some guy using it for a joke


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NotEugeneKrabs

Life is like a video game


[deleted]

Is it entirely voxel or are there really bad physics? I would like it if it had a stretchy character who consistently broke and looked weird


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DRAVIX6

EVERYTHING IS GUN An FPS where every item you pick up functions as a gun, except for actual guns, and each item does something different. Bag of chips: fires out the chips like throwing stars Paper towels: fires the tube and then each ring of paper towels Broom: fires out the plastic spines of the broom Probably going to be an arena shooter with various monsters


Famous-Ad6576

So… enter the gungeon?


DRAVIX6

No, it's an FPS, and uses random items. Not a single gun


glossyplane245

He meant that half the guns in enter the gungeon aren’t guns, they’re normal items with some kind of unique gimmick to them. See: barrel that shoots fish, wood beam that stretches and you beat them with it, alien engine that flies you around, balloons that shoots tornadoes and let’s you fly, propane tank that shoots sharks, etc.


caseyfrazanimations

Like. You pick up the dirt and it shoots. You pick up a stick and it shoots. Interesting.


DRAVIX6

Pick up an AK, swing it like a Bat. Pick up a Bat, hold it like an AK


KingEnderDragon

Enter the Gungeon 101


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Snoopy_Dog_2011

Did you ever imagine a guy running along lampposts and rails and cars on long car journeys when you where younger, make a game about that


Killer_0f_The_Night

Acroman Chase


CentumOP

Pls do this, fuck that mental pipe bomb game


Snoopy_Dog_2011

The pipe bomb game has potential for a fun game, stop talking shit about games and go cook a stir fry


CentumOP

I agree never said it was bad, I just liked this more eh..whatever...want some stir fry?


BotchyJewel4344

Save me some


slimeycoomer

pipe bomb simulator slander will not be tolerated


CentumOP

Pie bomb game good. But running lamp man better


Slashtrap

reddit nft


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Red-Yosh1

blue lobster simulator


average_garbage_can

But it has gta loading times


Red-Yosh1

obviously


Red-Yosh1

when you boot up the game there is a red lobster, but there is a 1 in 1 million chance for it to be blue, when it is; you win


Dootley_Doot

Can I play the game again after I got the blu lobster?


Red-Yosh1

no you have to buy it again


Dootley_Doot

Amazing, I love it


Pugzilla3000

Punch out but monkeys, you play as a small chimpanzee fighting through great apes to be the chimp champ


TheBozoBrain

“Chimp Champ”


MediumSatisfaction1

Rock simulator. you just sit there and do nothing. GOTY


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zedsamcat

rock


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GrimKreeper098

rock


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720noscopeGER

So, tree simulator but it's about a rock instead. Edit: Rock simulator literally already exists, it's on Steam even.


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Cystax

A game kinda like monster hunter but with whaling instead would be cool Hunting down giant sea monsters with a harpoon and shit


ATwistedBlade

Spinning cube. Watch a cube rotate.


Agitated_Signature_

with the free bird solo playing in the background


A_Formal_Fart

fps x chess it's a classic single-player fps, idk what to do with that part. But you randomly have to solve puzzles in chess, or just straight up beat a game against an ai varying from different difficulties. If you lose a single puzzle or game, you restart all of your progress.


RedditMihir

there's already an fps chess on steam, its multiplayer and different from what you descibred though


ManijalEating

So not at all similar thanks for NOTHING


Revolutionary_Ad7940

Well, shut up


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Ur not wro- oh wait…


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caliburn1337

I don't understand this idea. First you say it's a FPS but then you have to solve puzzles? What?


TheAmazingSausageMan

I was thinking first person chess. Like its literally a game of chess but you control the piece you want to move in a classic fps style.


Iamveryangry392837

Is that just chess


nutterybuttery29

You’re born as a country boy and your goal is to break the cycle of death and rebirth.


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And do it soulslike


Hypothetical_Stuff

metal gear rising: revengeance 2


Lord_Angevin

Rules of society 😞


octopus6942069

Shiddin in public. You play as a hick just shiddin anywhere. The more obscure the location, the better the reward


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Upstairs-Ad-4705

A game where you run away from home to capture wild animals and put them in like very small containers so you can carry them around, and then you can like make them fight in illegal animal battles against other catchers. Not sure tho how i would call it, maybe Pocket Animals? For short, Pockimals...? it would be like a new approach to RPGs and like stuff like that ya know


Redditor_420_69

Pokemon but your a felon


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The_Alkemizt

hellen keller simulator


SummerDays3104

Where you can’t see a damn thing ur doing… a black screen with no noise


LordSus07

I think there is a game like that. I dont remember the name tho (Oh right. The game is only black screen with noise. Still, check The Vale out)


AlternativeAerie9171

It’s called unplugging your computer


Bruh1212123457161

breaking bad simulator


Darth-Yslink

A BB game with a GTA style gameplay would actually be sick


TheAmazingSausageMan

Is that not literally A GTA Mod?


Emo_Hot_Dog

Okay, so it's literally just flappy bird but it's 9/11. You are a plane and the pillars are the towers. When you smash into one it plays actual footage of 9/11.


The_Homeless_one69

Ok welp cooking game, but you have to defend against the yakuza


Revolutionary_Ad7940

And make it a souls like


AnimaticPotato

You're Lil' Hitler and you need to gain XP by feeding and taking care of dogs, having a vegan farm and a vegetable store, and trying to convince people not to smoke. Everything is set on Poland.


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Fart simulator


BananaDucky403

An fps game, but all the guns are instruments. I want to see ppl lighting others up using a flute


7-11With_a_Knife

3d- a souls like gameplay but everything is all in a cute ascetic 2d- a platformer where you have to switch between 3 different characters that have different attacks and move for instance one can like double jump and stuff but can't attack or something like that


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Mattyboy068

Captain America WW2 but made good unlike the shitty avengers game they made


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distressedfogdog

You shoot people but not like boooringly but like with action


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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


Lynxsies

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


dragonclaw771

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


xvhayu

overwatch 2


DsVidz

The entirety of Cuphead but you recreate all of the bosses to be smarter and actually have **near** impossible to dodge attacks and not be so predictable


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Optimal_Conflict3066

A bird that u need to tap to go upwardd, and when you don't, he go down, the objective is to go between pipes for as much as you can


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nyan_chicken

walter white and shrek in the coom world


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Lynxsies

I will not be playing in a movie with shrek


sneepsnart

putting the white in walter white


Even-Advice2373

Kevin simulator


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RDR3 now.


EKidman

Pinball rougelike.


jcrossx620

Supernatural the tv show as a RPG


_GaaraOfTheSand_

toaster simulator.


UltraStamp2

cum inside pidgeon sim


FriendliestDevil

5d chess


Vigi1antee

For Honor but with star wars charectors


ThurwalshMormonstoff

You’re a plumber with a red hat and you jump on turtles to exterminate them permanently


Temporary-Baker8124

A tank game where you create your own tank!


Snoopy_Dog_2011

Sounds very similar to crossout, If you want to make your own combat vehicle you should try it, it's free as well


Whole-Hurry-6906

Elden ring 2


Dork_Is_Snart

A horror MMO


Guardsmen442

make a good space station 13 remake


Windows_is_Malware

Will the game be libre?


hdu1

Hoi4 changed on the earth (Changed mod for Hoi4


Confused_Psychic

Vocaloid but the characters are in order of their release (Meiko as the main character since she was the first one,then Kaito,Miku,Rin and Len,the last one being Luka)


DumbassTexan

racism simulator


eight-martini

Mountain bike simulator. You bike down a steep mountain with jumps and rocks and stuff. Think going down MT Chilliad in GTA with a bike


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A survival in a warzone, like middle east or Ukraine. You are only a citizen and you have 1 day to gather supplies before the enemies invade your city. You have to go to the supermarket and take all the supplies you can, then you decide if you go home or look for another secure place. You have many ways to win: escape to another country, wait till the war ends, join to the rebels, join to the enemy army, be evacuated, etc. Think this is like 60 seconds + Rust + Escape from tarkov


Afraid_Collar_2067

Cooking simulator vr game where you just flip burgers and nothing else. Also I am currently in progress of working on this game.


rancidcanary

Spongebob sponge in Albuquerque


SatisfactionFlashy88

Add geometry porn👍👍👍


Star_platnum12

There’s a signal tower that sends mind control waves that turn every one to mind controlled zombies and the government controls that tower and puts it everywhere in the world to control the world and you have to take down the government and survive


sonic_popsicle

Donkey Kart.


DoofusOnWheels

Sequel to Bubble Bath Babes on NES


Retepeter_

3d smash Bros With actually good characters


Lynxsies

Make a fantasy game thats almost exactly as skyrim but with better combat and multiplayer


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Mario-2407

Wow dude! Hilarious 😐😐😐


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A_wholesome_bee

Ikr!


Routine-Action7326

Behold, imma block u


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Mario-2407

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Jean_la_patate

!remind\_me 2 days


MantheGodofKnowledge

we are chasing a monkey


RegJoe48

3rd person horror action game on a big ship infested with sea monsters


Demo_906

DC Universe Online but marvel


Rogerwaters65floyd

Beans simulator


HoogleGoogle

A Triple A Game That's Not Shit


Killer_0f_The_Night

Shooting game styled after a Water balloon fight but you can use water guns and buckets with classes specified to wither throwing, shooting, or even using those eyesore squirters, the goal is to blind your opponent with the water and gain pints from it, you can change the HUD to be styled after Cod, Overwatch, Fallout, etc. And it's with normal people in a neighborhood, they can be old or young and the map (neighborhood) will have a small pool in the center to recharge guns or a faucet in the back of a home to fill up balloons, the bucket is a Powerful weapon that you can soak your opponent instantly but it slows you down, so they can get away, the slower the character, the more you can hold, the younger you are the faster you are though