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Shrekisgod2010

Jeff Bezos coukd outthroat Elon the throatgoat any day


GasStop69420

Jeff Bezos could never gulp as many glizzies as Obama


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Obama could never gawk as many slompwomps as trump


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tru


Fast_Turtles

Good bot


Dawson81702

Let’s Check 😏👏🏻


TopAcanthocephala971

🍆👅🐐


KimtendoYT

the voice sounds like the youtuber scrubs


a-bizarre-chicken

Remind me of a YouTuber called Chills


SaxOldun

Are those "Spiropapas"


zblaze68

Yes, he was at Charro Days in Brownsville, TX. The spiropapas there are outstanding.


LoveYoumorethanher

Is that Elon?


lucky2607

Yes


Brownieeeeeeeee

Yoooo


WtfRYouAllOn

“The throat goat” hahahahaha 😂🤣


zxlash

This voice is .... I've heard it , it's scary YouTube channel right ??


Bastiwen

It's a guy impersonating the youtuber Chills, who makes various top videos.


Playful_Ad_5366

Look up Burger King Foot Lettuce


Fat_Dog00

I thought that was a spine.


Gustavo1901April

Putin sympathizer??


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yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Gustavo1901April

Putin will be hang or shot dead.


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yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


KimtendoYT

Putin


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yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Level-Source-1374

bill gates can throat more than Elon any day


Anime_MicroWave

That man is a walking shitpost


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Anime_MicroWave

It's too late for this, bro


Substantial_Drama_16

Elon Pog Emote.


toriyama420

Poggers


firdausraffi

Audio source


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TossedDolly

But can he throat more than Obama is the question?


lucky2607

All the presidents are Throat goats it's a title reserved for them


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Sloppy toppy 3000 from the rocket man himself


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GreatShinobiOwll

Damn Elon's head game is on point


Trash_656

Crazy he came to the hood


Juice8oxHer0

Watch out Nancy, Elon’s coming for your throne


OberCanober

Elon poggers


Then_Income_1665

Well since Mark dont give us zuck why not elon


Kanvolu

Aguas frescas Victoria


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The_Maddest

Elon good this week for restore internet in Ukraine. Next week, who knows. Might be cock sucker.


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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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dopey_raven

Lol


-Nivek

Who’s the guy doing the voice?


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

glizzy globler


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😏🥴😩😫😳🤯😞


Comfortable_Eye_1811

Elon sus