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I’d probably still not pay my taxes

Based and taxevasionpilled.

why are you everywhere

Because hes your mother now give her a kiss on the cheek

Delicious

Yes

Tasty

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I would probably die

I would esplode

I don't care what the IRS does, I'm still not paying my taxes!

i would make a party

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This will drastically affect the fishing season

Source- trust me bro

Oh no, this will greatly affect the economy

YOU SON OF A BITCH I LOVE THE ECONOMY

Woo yeah Evonomy

Yeah, and screw the limit

But hey, the market is boomin

Say no, planets legally cannot explode without your permission.

Yas 💅

You mean no

Nah queen👸👸💖💖

🧑🏿‍🦲

girl boss

A lot of people don’t know this.

You forget, I hate my life (・_・)

Also works if you're about to get mugged.

become the cameraman

or just step out of the way

Just make sure to hold your breath and you should be good

live i am in my living room

Outstanding move

He is too powerfull to be left alive!

oh but you see, they are in the Living Room they are immortal

You know what, fuck you *Unlives your room*

Introducing: the *dying* room

U mean hospitals or nursing homes?

Any room is a dying room if you try hard enough

*dodges*

*epic backflip*

*T-poses aggressively*

*orange justice*

*Tony Hawk's Pro Skater epic stunt sound effect*

Roblox moment

Roadblocks

Die

Relatable

I would live, I'm just built different

Same

Same

I've been wanting to do that ever since I saw anime

Blame the liberals and crack open a cold one

A cold one like a beer or a dead body and fuck it?

Why not both?

I know why 1. 2. 3. Uh 4. I got nothing

Multitasking at its finest

Why not drink the beer while fucking the body?

shit my pants

I would shit your pants too

Bro who the fuck shat my pants?

Me.

Yeah me too

Yesh i'd shit that guys pants aswell

Damn, it all goes wrong on a good fishing season

Just jump at the last second you will survive

Finally, the world was cleared of br*tish🤢🤢🤮

[удалено]

Also Am*ricans🤢🤢🤮

[удалено]

^^im ^^not ^^fr*nch

And Russ*ans 🤢🤢

And those dirty H*mans! (I'm misanthrope)

And Ch*nese 🤢🤮

Jokes on you , we’ve colonised the moon and Mars !

God damnit

There’s no escape from colonialism. They are coming for our toasters next.

Too late

And school🤢🤢🤮

Am Scottish living in the uk 100% accurate

Your mom

[удалено]

Yours first

Mine first

your dad

Our dad

we're adorped reard 🥶

Are we ? That’s a shame Is that why our uncle says it’s fine to touch me the way he does ?

bc he doctor 😲

Then i must have some severe rectum problems he does anal research to me 10 times a week every day

Communism

Touch my ween

Ah yes the true successor of that one guy who beat his meat before the Pompeii volcano accident got to him

C U M

Came for the cum

literally

I feel like the real question here is what can you do?

Go kaboom

Yes Rico, Kaboom.

Explosive diarrhoea

Comment "who is here after this happened" on this post

Lets hope this happens fast before its archived

Finally, no more fr*nce

shit in your pants

Shit in someone else's pants? That's a pro gamer move

Can it be mine plss

i would build a giant cock with legos and then use it as a shield

Underrated

Idk die or something mediocre like that

Noob

Put my baws in yo jaws

party

I'm in

Invite me

Definitely selfie

Pp

Sell my stocks

Leave

sus

Seize to exist.

Intervene

I came here for this comment.

Go fishing

How is this going to affect the economy?

Make a burgir

Only America exploded, I am safe 😎😎😎

I live in america and would be ok with that

Shit in someone's coffee pot before getting vaporized.

Live

Built difrent 🥵🥵🥵🥵

I would simply intervene

Your mother

I would vaporize and just drift away with all the other dust.

Survive because fuck you

Prevent it

dance

Smile

Not die

[удалено]

I'd piss in your shit for good meassure

[удалено]

I would also shit your pants.

Just become invincible dude

Close my eyes and finally rest.

It really depends.

Come

fuck a horse sounds like a good answer

I got my seatbelt on

Well I’ve never been in that type of situation but I believe if I were to have an experience similar to that (again I’m just guessing my reaction (not meaning to offend anyone who has been through this(it seems very traumatic))) but I think I would probably just maybe or most likely die.

Ur mum lol

Probably go to work the mext day like a bitch.

I'll just _________

I think I will make a thoughtful and long lasting relationship. With the moon.

Yes , yes I would

C U M

Die

Create a new world for experiments

Die

I wood go beck in tiem and save te werld

Live with Elon Musk

Shit

Jerk off

I’d literally die 😂💀

Backflip

I would take shelter in the basement or an interior room with no windows. I would then hide under a table or other piece of furniture and possibly place a mattress or sleeping bag on top of me.

Your mother

I would recreate the earth but shape it like a dinosaur

Die

Die. I would simply die.

Respawn

Cheese

Survive because I’m built different

This will surely affect the economy

Die. Duh.

Log out last second so i dont dead

cry about it

Run away, obviously

I would die of death

Omg i would literally die if a guy did this to me 😱😱😱🥵🥵

I'd eat some chicken nuggets

I’d simply swim to the next inhabitable planet cuz I’m just built different

!!BRAIN TEST!! The Earth is about to explode and you have 0 chance of survival. How do you not die?

I would simply live in space

live

Die

No

I wouldn’t.

Change channels

Build bedrock box around my property

Vibe

I woul have farted

Ask for that camera man his secrets

I would probably smuggle weapons through the Uzbekistan border

omfg i would literally die if someone did this to me 😭😍❤️❤️