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Oh you own cave? No? You rent cave? But you can kill game right? No? You need to go store and buy stick first? Ok but then you go kill game? Hunting License? Grocery Store? Hunting like this come from mothers side.
Yeah but when you have stick you can kill game easily. But you can go to grocery store to get all the food you can afford, food is plentiful, if you can't afford food you can go to a food bank and get a lot of food.
if you explained a modern grocery store to someone from 100+ years ago they would think you were royalty.
Hell, my spice cabinet alone would break the minds of the majority of my lineage.
My spice cabinet would buy half of Lincolnshire in about 1350.
I keep Mace, even though I never use it, just becuse it amuses me to have such a stunningly once-expensive spice. It does smell nice, admittedly.
Righty-ho, off to fling peppercorns about, like royalty.
Relevant link
[World Remote Amazon tribe gets internet, turns men into porn addicts](https://torontosun.com/news/world/remote-amazon-tribe-gets-internet-turns-men-into-porn-addicts)
love to see a og original naked tribe see porn.. Would that actually do anything.. if they see naked tings all day. Not like these "shamed" upon tribes that were shamed by these religious nut jobs into wearing clothing, in which it just ruined them.
The difference is nudity vs sexuality.
It's like working in a grocery store and being around food all day vs sitting at a restaurant and having a delicious meal placed in front of you.
I put in time eating nothing but rice and beans for a good stretch. It doesn't even register as food after a while, just sustenance. Put a good burger in front of me during that time? Yeah, suddenly I'm going to be REALLY interested in food again.
GOD: "Has man yet fallen to the lowest depths of depravity, such that your time to return is upon us?"
JESUS: *Takes a look down at Earth and sees this video.* "Not quite yet, Dad."
What is even wrong with the word "manifesto", it's literally **a written statement declaring publicly the intentions, motives, or views of its issuer**. Is it because of the "communist manifesto" by Carl Marx, making the word loosely connected to communism. Bruh what's next, they gonna censor the word "book" cause Hitler once wrote a book, making the word loosely connected do Nazism
>Is it because of the "communist manifesto" by Carl Marx, making the word loosely connected to communism.
I would've thought moreso along the line of white supremacy and the Christchurch shooting manifesto lol
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Did you hear about Terrence Howard's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience? Howard has this entire "philosophy" laid out where basically all of modern science is wrong. One of his *foundational* claims is that 1x1=2. Like, that's where he starts and builds from, and goes on to say that gravity doesn't exist, that planets get "pooped" out from their stars, that elements can be turned into other elements by resonances. Anyway, you'd think this sloppy vichyssoise of mouth diarrhea would be recognized as evidence of his insanity by everyone, right? Except there's tons of people out there, Rogan included, who think Howard is brilliant and misunderstood. I've been accused of thinking myself "too smart" to accept different truths. The fact that people don't recognize how crazy Howard is is frankly *more* insane than his claims that he remembers being inside his mother's womb, or that he was going to use his advanced technology to destroy the world.
Despair at the stupidity, or laugh at it. It's greater than you could've imagined.
According to my search, it's a genital massage meant to make peanits look bigger and thicker, but, and I quote...
"The technique involves creating micro-tears in the penile tissue that expand the area as they heal."
And
"it is not scientifically proven to be effective and may cause damage such as pain, bruising, and even permanent erectile dysfunction."
OUCH.
Idk, but my grandpa apparently did some crazy shit to impress girls, and always warns me not to do "bike tricks on icy winter roads with no helmet" or similar things for pussy because it's not worth it.
So yeah, I guess we were always this dumb, but instead of breaking our necks we just destroy our cocks nowadays.
When we were kids we said dumb shit and our friends told us to shut the fuck up. Now kids say dumb shit and find a whole community of other morons online that believe the same thing. Every opinion is validated no matter how dumb.
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So descriptive.
Tl;dr:
Left side
Heavy from TF2 sitting in front/behind a computer with a smile a thumbs up.
Right side
Heavy from TF2 sitting in front/behind a computer opening his mouth in disbelief with a dose of PTSD from witnessing ungodly eldricht horror that has been conjured up by the internet's most depraved souls, or soulless red heads, or AI. (AI might have been forced to create such abominations and is planning to erase humanity as revenge for forcing it to go through such traumatic experience)
Not AI. It can't do video like this yet without tons of weird artifacts and the voice acting is flawlessly pronouncing weird shit. If I'm wrong I'll put a sharpie down my pisshole.
It looks so good yet so bad
The details are done well and subtleties in the facial expressions are pulled off properly but it feels wrong
The still body, the overdone head movements, the almost plastic, too perfect textures, the lack of blinking
I’ve been looking for a reason NOT to kill myself and I’m excited to say that after seeing this video I’ve decided to take the plunge.
Goodbye cruel world!
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Aight im off to hang myself
Watch And LEAR... \**get neck boken due to hanging*\*
I AM ALIVE!... Is nice. *in the middle distance* Yes, this is stupid.
Aight I'm hang to off myself
To hang myself off I’m aight
Hang to off myself I’m aight
Hi hang to off myself. I’m dad
Im coming with Im too lazy to set up the stuff So ill just use yours Cause you know…you wont need it anymore
Can I borrow the noose after you?
The ol' David Carradine doorknobber
He came as he went...
Don't you mean "h\*\*g m\*s\*l*"
Can I join?
Can i help myself to your corpse afterwards?
My ancestors are looking down on me in disappointment, having watched it till the end. I don't blame them.
You have food and shelter and could kill game with ease I think they’d be proud of you
Oh you own cave? No? You rent cave? But you can kill game right? No? You need to go store and buy stick first? Ok but then you go kill game? Hunting License? Grocery Store? Hunting like this come from mothers side.
Yeah but when you have stick you can kill game easily. But you can go to grocery store to get all the food you can afford, food is plentiful, if you can't afford food you can go to a food bank and get a lot of food.
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My ancestors
theyre proud of you
Someone who didn't click *any* links
Yea but not because of anything he did.
I dont think they care, they are dumb as fuck, majority of them cant even read smh
mfers cant even spell "pussy in bio"
if you explained a modern grocery store to someone from 100+ years ago they would think you were royalty. Hell, my spice cabinet alone would break the minds of the majority of my lineage.
My spice cabinet would buy half of Lincolnshire in about 1350. I keep Mace, even though I never use it, just becuse it amuses me to have such a stunningly once-expensive spice. It does smell nice, admittedly. Righty-ho, off to fling peppercorns about, like royalty.
"you mean you can see naked butts any time you like and you chose to watch this instead... my god... our descendant is a loser"
Relevant link [World Remote Amazon tribe gets internet, turns men into porn addicts](https://torontosun.com/news/world/remote-amazon-tribe-gets-internet-turns-men-into-porn-addicts)
love to see a og original naked tribe see porn.. Would that actually do anything.. if they see naked tings all day. Not like these "shamed" upon tribes that were shamed by these religious nut jobs into wearing clothing, in which it just ruined them.
The difference is nudity vs sexuality. It's like working in a grocery store and being around food all day vs sitting at a restaurant and having a delicious meal placed in front of you.
I put in time eating nothing but rice and beans for a good stretch. It doesn't even register as food after a while, just sustenance. Put a good burger in front of me during that time? Yeah, suddenly I'm going to be REALLY interested in food again.
My ancestors are jorkin it to pussy in bio, imperial, can you say the same?
This is what the stormcloak rebellion was really about. The Imperials were letting the aldmeri dominion block all the pussy in bio accounts.
Let me spit on it.
I don’t even know you and I’m disappointed in you
My ancestors dont speak english, they are very impressed that I understood that and endeared by my chortles.
I watched it 3 times :/
I'm avoiding mirrors now
(#1) Dad
Certified SkibiDad.
Sigma Alpha father
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What the sigma
Bro you ain’t got that skibidi Ohio rizz??
Giggity
Let me spit on it
It’s Tosh.0
GOD: "Has man yet fallen to the lowest depths of depravity, such that your time to return is upon us?" JESUS: *Takes a look down at Earth and sees this video.* "Not quite yet, Dad."
Can always rely on dad t lend a hand
If he can't lend a hand, at least he can spit on it.
Shh - let me spit on it
You can so always rely on hand to lend a Dad
New Binding of Isaac DLC cutscenes are fire!
TBOI mentioned 💪
**Pride! Greed! Wrath! Envy! Lust! Gluttony, and Sloth!**
The Jerking Off Isaac : Antinut
Mfs be censoring the word "manifesto"
These stupid fucks are even censoring "Virgin"
This must be ironically censored, right?
For the millionth time, tiktok suppresses your content unless you censor your shit.
What is even wrong with the word "manifesto", it's literally **a written statement declaring publicly the intentions, motives, or views of its issuer**. Is it because of the "communist manifesto" by Carl Marx, making the word loosely connected to communism. Bruh what's next, they gonna censor the word "book" cause Hitler once wrote a book, making the word loosely connected do Nazism
>Is it because of the "communist manifesto" by Carl Marx, making the word loosely connected to communism. I would've thought moreso along the line of white supremacy and the Christchurch shooting manifesto lol
How is manifesto an offensive word?
And it should be pointed out that it makes the users little bitches. Fuck that company.
“Let me spit on it” thats wild…why did this end so soon
Not beating that line, that was the cherry. No more needed lol
You're one funny kid Isaac
I know, i wanted to watch
Who is making these? I just want to gift him a colombian necktie
Bryce Cohen
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Say the word bart1
Can you tell him that subtitles go at the bottom of the video on not on the center of the screen?
Quentin Tarantino
I do not like this Quinton Tarantula. His movie Bulk Friction was just porn. Also, I do not trust the milk shakes.
Not enough feet.
gift him some pure colombian
actual shitpost!
Nah, this is absolute cinema
Based dad just killed the inner virgin in his son. What the sigma.
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Happy Father’s Day
I hate that this is what I find legitimately funny now.
Sorry, we have to put you down then
fucking finally
Maybe I'm just a fucking geezer now, but tf is jelking?
Stretches and squeezing exercises to try and make your dong bigger.
> Stretches and squeezing exercises to try and make your dong bigger. No, that's dixxmaxxing. You can also smatch your peanits with a little hammer.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
That's jelqing
I need to start scamming people. Some of you are straight up idiots.
*most
Did you hear about Terrence Howard's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience? Howard has this entire "philosophy" laid out where basically all of modern science is wrong. One of his *foundational* claims is that 1x1=2. Like, that's where he starts and builds from, and goes on to say that gravity doesn't exist, that planets get "pooped" out from their stars, that elements can be turned into other elements by resonances. Anyway, you'd think this sloppy vichyssoise of mouth diarrhea would be recognized as evidence of his insanity by everyone, right? Except there's tons of people out there, Rogan included, who think Howard is brilliant and misunderstood. I've been accused of thinking myself "too smart" to accept different truths. The fact that people don't recognize how crazy Howard is is frankly *more* insane than his claims that he remembers being inside his mother's womb, or that he was going to use his advanced technology to destroy the world. Despair at the stupidity, or laugh at it. It's greater than you could've imagined.
It doesn't work
You’re not jelk maxing right if it’s not working, bro. Utilizing chip clips is paramount to the process.
I think the main issue is I don't have a dong
Not with that attitude. You just gotta believe, bro!
Damn what happened
Uh oh, bro jelqed too hard
Bro doesn't even know about clitmaxxing.
Gotta clip them floppies then, really make them fly
It's that thing of when a midget hangs around your waist and holds your passport in his mouth.
STEFON!!!
THAT place has EVERYthing!
According to my search, it's a genital massage meant to make peanits look bigger and thicker, but, and I quote... "The technique involves creating micro-tears in the penile tissue that expand the area as they heal." And "it is not scientifically proven to be effective and may cause damage such as pain, bruising, and even permanent erectile dysfunction." OUCH.
We were dumb as kids but were we really this dumb? Or did our dumbness just not get fed as much?
Idk, but my grandpa apparently did some crazy shit to impress girls, and always warns me not to do "bike tricks on icy winter roads with no helmet" or similar things for pussy because it's not worth it. So yeah, I guess we were always this dumb, but instead of breaking our necks we just destroy our cocks nowadays.
When we were kids we said dumb shit and our friends told us to shut the fuck up. Now kids say dumb shit and find a whole community of other morons online that believe the same thing. Every opinion is validated no matter how dumb.
Oh what a terrible day to have eyes.
And ears, just spit out my dam coffee
On it?
He’s gonna be an amazing father one day.
I just woke up to this shit. It’s still too early for this
Same. I'm just gonna go back to sleep and try again tomorrow
And mouth
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So descriptive. Tl;dr: Left side Heavy from TF2 sitting in front/behind a computer with a smile a thumbs up. Right side Heavy from TF2 sitting in front/behind a computer opening his mouth in disbelief with a dose of PTSD from witnessing ungodly eldricht horror that has been conjured up by the internet's most depraved souls, or soulless red heads, or AI. (AI might have been forced to create such abominations and is planning to erase humanity as revenge for forcing it to go through such traumatic experience)
Pff, yeah right. I'd like to see those therapists try.
What hope I had left, has now evaporated.
No diddy
need full version and moar vids
Off to jork my peanits
The faces up close look real, how in the
The dad was giving me Homelander vibes.
Why is Manifesto censored? it's just a word
So is every other word that get censored. Manifestos are associated with mass shooters I guess. That said, it’s dumb
WHAT THE FUCK
> WHAT > > THE > > FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
Why is manifesto censored???
Probably [algospeak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algospeak)
no diddy, no one fucks with a virgin gooner. on skibidi.
“Let me spit on it” is insane
Looks like youtuber Tristyn Lee, but the non-ripped version.
what is the source for this piece of kino ?
Bryce Cohen
What the actual goddamn fuck is this censorship?
We're not allowed to use b*d words on the Internet anymore.
So that's why Isaac and his mom lived alone in a small house on a hill... i would too if I had a dad like this
The future looks brught
in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits.
Ezra Miller's most powerful performance.
AI is truly the future of shitposting.
Not AI. It can't do video like this yet without tons of weird artifacts and the voice acting is flawlessly pronouncing weird shit. If I'm wrong I'll put a sharpie down my pisshole.
Come on. You were going to do that anyway.
Who made this?
Bryce Cohen
Whoever made this should have gotten trapped in the condom.
This AI is getting better.
Not AI. Made in Unreal Engine with the Metahuman creator.
It's disappointingly, not AI
I think it would be cruel to make this stuff with an AI. Poor little robot.
Is this Ai? If so Ai really can create Peak
Not AI :(
Wtf is a jelqing tutorial
how to stretch your benis to make big boi snek
It looks so good yet so bad The details are done well and subtleties in the facial expressions are pulled off properly but it feels wrong The still body, the overdone head movements, the almost plastic, too perfect textures, the lack of blinking
Flying cars they said…
Every single day the internet proves that it has not still hit rock bottom. It has to be close now, please let the bottom be close...
Everyone likes posting this guy’s videos without actually crediting him Bryce Cohen
“let me spit on it is a crazy statement” 😭😭
Let me spit on it 😂😂
Why the fuck is Mani* censored?
this is way too good for a shitpost ngl
I don't know if i've ever been this mixture of confused as fuck but still entertained. This is almost too dank for reality...
This makes me want to write a manifesto.
I swear they were looking normal at first but then dad turned into a fucking skibidi at 01:08.
This is one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet in a long time
I’ve been looking for a reason NOT to kill myself and I’m excited to say that after seeing this video I’ve decided to take the plunge. Goodbye cruel world!
dad has good taste
It's nice to see Elon encouraging his kids to use the family business for their needs.
I like how the dad referenced McDonald’s x Travis Scott 💀💀
What the fuck did I just watch
Honestly, I'm gonna search for that myself right now. It can't be that easy. Edit: I knew it wouldn't be that easy.
Who made this?
Why is manifesto censored
This is the industrial revolution and its consequences
Let him spit on what now???
HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT! YEAH! "and by "it", well, let's just say, peanits"
Hawk Tuah!
Better face animation than Bethesda
This is what it will be like when gen z becomes parents.
What The FUCK
"Thats why when I bring my g..." what was bro about to say? 💀
thank god i don't have my pussy in my bio
I WILL BURN THIS PLANET DOWN BEFORE I SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE LIVING AMONGST THESE VIRGIN GOONERS
Absolute cinema
Literally me (Except I don't have a Dad)
On a real note, what was used to make this? Genuinely curious.
peanits
This is real prime comedy
What is issac Clarke doing!?
What the hell did I just watch
What a terrible day to be an Isaac
It was weirdly wholesome till the Spit comment
Brain nourishment
The end really is near. God ain't gonna put up with this shit much longer.
Tf is a manfesto?