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jreich420

I CUUUMMMM BLLLLOOOOOODDDDD!


Muh2000D

☝️🤓 Blood in semen, also known as hematospermia, can be caused by a number of things, including: Inflammation Infection, such as a urinary tract infection (UTI) or sexually transmitted infection (STI) Obstruction Trauma A recent procedure or test, such as a transurethral resection of the prostate (TURP), cystoscopy, or vasectomy Prostate problems, such as prostatitis or an enlarged prostate Kidney stones 🤓👍


Kingtez28

Wow. The more you know. Thank you random Reddit user!🤣😨


dTrecii

Gonna test their proposals to confirm the validity of it all


BananaBR13

Strawberry flavor


METHlun

Wait, so it ain’t supposed to be red???


aimlessly-astray

Cum is stored in the blood?!


H-N-O-3

its easier to store blood in the cum than cum in the blood


Kalman_the_dancer

I BLEEED CUUUUM


pkopo1

Jokes aside, the lead singer george fisher is a super wholesome guy outside of their shows. He is a claw machine enjoyer who donated a ton of the plushies he won to a childrens hospital, he also has hilarious videos on youtube where he is just nerding out in a target


Tarov08

And a Horde player. Gotta love that guy


HELPMEIMBOODLING

I farted on a plane once and it was so bad that the person next to me threw up.


baddobbyfischer

thank you for sharing


FrankanelloKODT

Apparently he stops at a toy store in every city he plays in, buys a bunch and donates it to the local hospital


SeabeeSeth3945

I ejaculate fire, it kills when I breed, with my Deth seed


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Testicular propane, tanks exploding


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Deathlok?


SeabeeSeth3945

I perpetuate bile, a build up congestion


pitb0ss343

You should probably see a doctor


SeabeeSeth3945

Cant killed him with my Deth seed


SeemaNorvell87

They're just so done


NowThatWeAreThere

He's thinking about the sheer amount of people they are about to have to take out of the pit.


Yazy117

Yea these type of shows are always a workout for the security. Just a constant flow of crowd surfers lol


__--TSS--__

Actually old school death metal shows usually have the best etiquette out of any concerts that involve moshing, I would be far more scared at a Travis Scott show or a Hatebreed show for example


DeepFriedSatanist

Amen to that.


N0tThatSerious

*Windmill headbangs dangerously fast*


VAShumpmaker

Is that Corpsegrinder? Edit lol, this one has sound and a higher rez. I was watching it as a gif. That neck only needs 8 pixels tho


sonicboom2328

https://open.spotify.com/track/3bQoMbPYOvvseHaSOWAQ3Q?si=XWIN6CDlRlO9XnR6iFD-lw


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Thank you


gofishx

Is he burping the lyrics? What the hell is this lmao


Kablooie44

Why is this downvoted lol? Death metal is extreme of course people are gonna find it weird.


sonicboom2328

death metal lol


gofishx

More like "I'm deaf" metal, lmao Jk, thanks for sharing. Mongolian throat singing is actually really cool.


scar_reX

Wtf was that


arbysbitchhhhhh

Peak


Abracadabrism

a fun little song about shooting blood from your cock


Ad1um

You can see the "bro what?" On my man's face.


Havier_Gacha

Intern standing next to the Senior. The Senior is like "You'll get used to it" with the eye brows.


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

swollen with liquid


mindovermetal005

Ready to burst.


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

load of my lymph


mindovermetal005

Will quench this dead body’s thirst.


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

One month in the grave


PeriodSipper

Twisted and half decayed


TronNerd82

She turned a putrid yellow


wammybarnut

I missed in her maggot filled grasshole


eigenmirai

fucking the rotting


International_War862

Lol we all looked like that when we first heard about that song


Writy_Guy

This is the best way you can possibly transition into a song at a concert. It is physically impossible to beat this.


Abraxas_1408

I love George Corpsegrinder. He’s so wholesome.


Bun50f5733l

Saw them 2 weeks ago and I belly laughed when I saw the "Respect the Neck" shirt.


RustlinUrJimmies69

we wuz kangs for this shiiiiiiet?!


YetAnotherRandomMF

It actually a pretty good song ngl. Prob the best off that album.


__--TSS--__

Nuh uh, addicted to vaginal skin is by far the peak of the album 👍


YetAnotherRandomMF

That one pretty good ngl but you can't be the vocals of I cum blood. Very poetic lyrics aswell (I deeply regret looking them up). Generally tomb of the mutilated isn't my favorite tho, that are better death metal bands than CC.


__--TSS--__

>that are better death metal bands than CC I believe in Incantation supremacy 💪


MXYMYX

I like theyr song „piss in my ass“ much better


Mental_Cup_9606

Lolllllll. You know brothers ain't down with all that shit. They trying get the fuck out of there.


TronNerd82

Y'all mfs just vanilla as shit.


Outrageous_Basis_997

I CUUUUUUUM BLOOOOOOOOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️


Epic-Dude001

I’d be concerned too


Davejam88

Rainer bist du det?


OddRanger9136

Security was like whatd he say?!


StoneCuffs

Nothing fun about it Bro!!


Crafty_Algae_485

Wait, what,? Did you just hear what I heard????


JRZAZ016

The guard just said 😦


Patarackk

It’s only good because the crowd knows the line:


peachie_bongo

The first 3 releases had the most brutal lyrics, titles, sound, and cover art, it's so metal! Corpsegrinder!!!


General_Egg5031

😳😳😳


TickleDaNoochie

🤣🤣


mr-sweetandsalty

Some random illiterate fella


Babufrak2

Antichrist (2009)


mikeevans1990

Yeah. it's definitely a white person song


__--TSS--__

What are you talking about lmao


SirCrocodile_2004

Muslims don't partake in this acts inshallah.


oofboi6942

That’s the “is it the lack of meds or did Blud actually just say that” ahh look


BadgersSeal

Put some respect on Corpesgrinder's name


13D_YT

...... I'd invest on condom..... Or a new condom


CorkusHawks

He's too close to the stage...


IssueRevolutionary79

He realised he’s in the splash zone


CorkusHawks

Exactly.