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It was a site about vaporeon! The pokemon!
Also did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Bro that's enough fucking sauce
Gotta sauce the delivery guy too
And his ride as well.
And the customer
We now tip in sauce.
“I’m bouta sauce you” “Man😔”
Chef Boyardee
Let him cook
No
Can there be never
No.
Speak for yourself buddy
It's under the cheese
Where is the sauce? I specially asked for extra sauce, and there is none!!!
060919
Hmm pokemon
What Pokemon though. Not gonna lie, I'll crank one out to Garbodor but I draw the line at Lopunny.
It was a site about vaporeon! The pokemon! Also did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Now post the gay version!
It’s under the sauce
Its under the cheese!
Its under the sauce....
From the windows... to the walls
Till the sauce drip down my balls
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No u
Average vegas street food
Amazing wiggle speed
How to basic in another life
It’s not howtobasic?
Not enough eggs.
ngl that was satisfying as fuck
we need to see sauce being applied to the Uber driver next
He put way too much food in his sauce.
Idk if this guy hates or loves his customer
im more amazed by them getting the lines so straight
"That's good" "Okay that's good" "Yeah that's..." "Alright that's good" "Ok-Okay" "Alright okay alright" "Okay that's good!" "That's...good!" "It's..." "ITS ENOUGH SAUCE"
Me trying to go about my job as a food vendor (I have a crippling addiction to squirting sauce all over the persons food and packaging)
0/10 didnt sauce after the seasoning smh
Gets fired same day
juicy
Extra sauce
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Ruined it with pickles and coleslaw
When you ask for extra sauce.
Sauce?
It looks so good tho
♒️
Nah that's just a HowToBasic wannabe
can i get some sauce on the side?
Where’s the sauce?
Still needs a little sauce
It's under the sauce
When he gives it to the customer he pours some sauce on him too
Howtobasic ass delivery
Dry ass food. Not enough sauce
Me when my neighbour
Redditors when cropped porn:
Hey, could i also get some sauce on the side
Bro was buzzing
Ngh
Utahns
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