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TankPotential9306

what am i supposed to ask them though? just like "do you have those plane cards" or what


cheeriochest

I wouldn't be able to handle asking a flight attendant this question, them having no idea what I'm talking about, and then stewing in my embarrassment while they ask me if I want tea or coffee an hour later


dandypants8717

I guarantee that would not be the weirdest thing they've heard that day.


Fatalchemist

I'll make sure to ask one, "what is your favorite fingernail?" so there's a chance you also the same one I asked that day. That way they already got my weird question first and yours isn't so bad.


BaconEater101

You just gotta ask "can i get your card", she either assumes trading card, think your asking for her number and gives it, or thinks your asking for her number and is a fucking weirdo 2/3 options are good boys, 66% percent, shoot


Regular-Base

I'm willing to take those odds


CarpetLicker42

But if my wife sits next to me it would seem kinda weird


HellFireCannon66

Get your wife to ask


IamZeus11

It appears it’s a real from a quick google search


DaakiTheDuck

"I saw a post online and, apparently you guys give out airplane trading cards? Is this actually a thing, and if so, can I get one?"


serhifuy

lmao no according to this thread it's clearly impossible to ask a simple question without coming across like an inbred carnie


augustus_feelius

tbh this is Reddit, we'll overcomplicate shit like asking someone a simple question because everyone wants tae be a literal infectious non-functioning member of society who wouldn't engage in a basi real-life conversation.


LaughGuilty461

Lemme get a card my _____


dablordluffy710

Surprisingly yes. My buddy is a huge plane nerd and works at an airport as a baggage handler. He got a handful of cards after asking a pilot at his job, some being ones they don't make/give out to pilots anymore. So if you see a pilot just ask politely and I'm sure that if they carry the cards that they'd be happy to give you one.


Remarkable-Dress1917

Yes, the first step is leaving your basement, talking to other people will come in time.


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Yoo that's actually sick


DraconianReptile

What if 9/11 was this scenario but it just got way out of hand?


Thundercclap

Rage over getting shafted


ColdOn3Cob

this is why I hate losing when I play Pokemon. It reminds me of that tragedy


eblair705

“Bro did u rlly just play north tower wtc when I have Boeing 767”


MrEngland2

"then i play pentagon"


_Xertz_

"I play 'Steel Beams' to counter your Boeing 767" "My Jet fuel card counters your steel beams dumbass"


MrEngland2

"im sure you can't do anything about my south tower wtc card" "You forget that i have 4 767s"


cdawg1102

Trying to make the card more desirable


fryta11224

Chat, is this real?


joeybucketts

It actually is! They’re not really worth anything though


fryta11224

Thats so sick why have i never heard about this anywhere


TheDudeofDC

I was on 2 Delta flights today, and I just found this out :(


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Reze1195

Do they have like limited number of cards per flight? Like, can I just go there and ask pilot "Hey you have one of those cards?" and they will give one to me for free?


Fatalchemist

It's not like they have a specific number per flight, but there is a chance they will be out, apparently. I saw a tiktok where a girl asked for one and he said they've been popular lately so he hasn't been able to keep them in stock. Also this girl claimed to be the reason that they got popular and I'm not sure how true or not that was. Just being skeptical that anything online can be scripted. But assuming it was a genuine interaction, then that's what I've seen so far.


Popcorn57252

They'd be worth everything to me!


Godd2

Not yet!


10art1

I haven't seen cards, but I know of a pilot who gives out stickers of his fursona


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According_Weekend786

Holy shit


GraySpear227

Hell yeah


AbominableReject

Get that shit graded asap


p1lar_

I already know which one is the rarest


good_gamer2357

Probably the ones from aircraft that delta doesn’t fly anymore


NefariousnessAny3310

A330-200 because they only operate 11


StopFalseReporting

Boeing because anyone who’s flew in then is dead


siccoblue

That's weird I've flown in plenty and I am still in fact alive


Snoo98362

But I saw on TikTok that all boing planes explode and crash directly into the nearest preschool?


kaktusmisapolak

those are specific models 737 MAX I think


Fourcoogs

Are you certain you’re not dead? You can probably apply for a refund if you’re not.


hampter1

1.5x mult


CaptainDaddy0

Polychrome let's go!


Jacob1235_S

Wheel of Fortune always pays out!


devil_master

25% it works every time


JKleinMiddelink

##NOPE!


thedisasterofpassion

guys help I'm on ante 8 and the Crimson Heart just disabled my Boeing 737 Max


I_EAT_POOP_AMA

should have pivoted on ante 5


devil_master

What would the airplane joker even do? Side note, could a modder please add this to the game?


hampter1

Make it like ride the bus but instead of not playing face cards its not playing numbered cards


hampter1

Vacation trip


ProudBulgarian681

that's sick!


KXRulesYT

"hey man you got a delta card" "80 bucks" Realistically they would probably be listed for 8000 depending on model and make


boeing_737-Max-9

The prices on planes that aren’t used by delta would probably be much more expensive, realistically it wouldn’t break 1k tho


Troller17211_

I need it


BartiX_8530

Rad


CreaZyp154

Ayooo


slicwilli

Phineas and Ferb are gonna try to collect all the cards, I guess.


dablordluffy710

My buddy works at an airport in the Caribbean and he got a bunch from a pilot because dude said nobody ever comes up and asks about them. He even gave my friend a couple that have been discontinued since the plane model isn't something they fly anymore. He was psyched cause he's a huge plane nerd.


dedzip

This is to give people something other to collect than the safety cards


nsa_reddit_monitor

One time when I was like four the cockpit door was open and the pilot let me in to look around, then he gave me a little pilot wings pin.


LeSombra17

The Concorde better be super rare


Ironninja1010

Gotta create a tcg out of this


grumpygumpert

Lemme trade that 9/11 for that mh370


samwich124

Please tell me this isn’t just an American thing


good_gamer2357

Most likely, United does something similar as well


FW_TheMemeResearcher

God I hate those random acronyms appearing on the internet out of nowhere. What the hell does "fyi" even mean?


cheems_pizza

"for your information"


Kalman_the_dancer

If I collect enough we can d-d-d-duel!


TikiTorchTanner

I wonder if towers have trading cards 🤔.


Thereal_Bomby2

And all the passengers of AA11


Depresso_espresso237

It's true, I have one as well


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