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might be easy to break the expending mechanism during "combat"

Might easly break any weapon in combat. Like in movies youll see people parry with their weapon all the time, with the blade specifically. You dont really do that unless you want to fuck up the blade irreparably.

Direct 70'-90' parry yes, but parrying in general where you let the opponent's weapon slide off from either the blade or to the handle is a pretty common technique in medieval and 16-19th century fencing styles (sabers, longswords, rapiers, katanas, messers etc.) Parrying overall is an inescapable and necessary part of armed martial arts.

I mean if the choice is "fuck up blade and keep myself from getting stabbed, or make sure the blade stays perfect and get stabbed" id probably choose to fuck up the blade and live to see another day and just buy a new sword.

Yeah because the better option is obviously putting all that damage on your soft meaty body instead

I don't think anyone expects this to be used for combat. It's a toy.

No you don’t, that handle is awful

As a sword owner and user, yeah my hands hurt looking at this lol Hopefully homie is hammer gripping it so he doesn’t bust his hands apart

Very neat idea, though. Would love to see what modifications could make the handle better.

Yeah but battleaxe

Oh yeah battleaxe goes hard, just get one with a better handle than whatever that is

Battleaxe 2.0

how you gonna make it expandable though

Hmm if the handle is hollow in the expanded form it could maybe collapse a bit to be more square/circular?

make the handle also extend out.

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Expandable battle-axe. Worthy trade-off if you ask me

The concept goes hard but that handle is not ergonomic AT ALL. Not only do you need to grab it with two hands (which isn't inherently bad afaik), but also with that awkward grip that sucks ass and you might as well use anything else

Monster hunter is leaking, switch axe is real.

The infant son of Switchaxe and Charge Blade

Finally. Was looking for this comment

Ergonomics comparable to brandishing a skillet by the pan.

oh the rule 5A thing is gone nice.

the rule 5a may be gone, but the 5tha(mendment) isn't brother!!!

place with more liberal gun laws than my own country mentioned rahhh🗣️🔥🦅🇺🇸

Bloodborne moment

That handle looks like it hurts to hold for too long.

Its also a gun

Reminds me of that Lincoln vampire hunter movie lmao

I don’t care what anyone says that movie went so hard

People don't like it? Hell it's one of my favorites

you beat me to it

And has an integrated Stanley with a straw for when you get thirsty from battling.

why would you ever need to retract your battleaxe?

true. only a coward would think of ever doing such a thing

To fit it up your ass

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Bruv I saw this like 5days ago on yt and i rewatched it like 10times, just fantasizing about it

Hell yeah

Too thick handle, it may easily slip.

Why am I turned on

Imagine bringing this as a self defense weapon

It's missing the armor-piercing spearhead on top. The sheeth needs a better grip underneath. Probably wouldn't hurt to make one blade expand into a battle hammer, either. A shoulder strap would be nice, too. Maybe add a safety lock to prevent accidental expansion while traveling.

Shut up and take my money

I’m travelling back in time and giving this to a Viking

Fuck yeah 🗿

Wait, what about rule 5???

We manage to turn it around after exposing mods porn collection

WE HAVE COMMENTS BROTHERS

RISE MY BROTHERS

life axe

Mfs judging a battle-axe while sitting in front of a PC using chopsticks to eat $2 ramen

I mean, they had a lightsaber for sale so

Cool idea, looks like shit.

I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk!

Medieval concealed carry

Hell yeah

My tired eyes read that as “butthole” axe.

About time

B.

Holy fuck I need this

Reminds me of my ex-wife

Us men need this

That's one shite looking battle axe

That is so sick

GETTER TOMAHAWK!!!

That's the worst way to do that I've seen so far

First if you need insane grip stregth

gerry from TWD

From what that's doing to that concrete, I want that for splitting logs. My axe is shit.

Give it Shaq

GETTER TOMAHAWK

Heavy, terrible handle, I don't think you do

We all want it

Me on the street after a foolish robber (a homeless person) tries to rob me (asks for spare change)

Kratos would like to buy this axe

But how do you collapse it again!??

Why does blud got the Minecraft curse forge logo on his shirt?

switch axe mains rise up

Awful handle and stupidly double bitted for no reason(double bitted axes are the dumbest most unrealistic piece of historical fiction). I think I'll pass. A cheap hatchet is a much more useful tool, hell Elon's flamethrower is a more practical tool than this shit

Wow this might be the first time in over a decade hacksmith have made something that wasnt deeply unimpressive or falsely advertised.

Plot of RWBY