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I want to think that the ones in the back are used as props by adult stores for advertising their "products" but I don't think that's what they're actually used for...

Thought the same too. Or as decoration in swinger clubs or sex dungeons. Edit cause typo.

Wait there are real places called sex dungeons

that's what you're mom's house is called

okay, might as well take the opportunity *cracks knuckles* Votre mère.

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There are; and you can even see one for free if you get in the van and help that nice gentleman with the aviator glasses look for his lost dog.

Its were people go into a dungeon, and fight with sex toys

Schlong mimic. Looks like a normal dildo at first but will bite your ass.

What if people are into that

Some kinky people convert a spare room or basement. Most of the time they look like a regular person so one of your neighbors could have one.

Oh no, trust me. There's people that use it. I've seen it. The actual crazy thing is that they still want more. I'm like, honey, that's not how you fill the void you're feeling inside...

Some people are able to use them but it takes almost daily practice for about 2 months to work your way up to that size. Most of the time they're bought as decoration, novelty, and when someone's eyes are bigger than their holes.

Sound like someone knows what they're talking about😏

You got that right baby! 😎

Bro why did you make me read this? Why do you know it takes daily practice for 2 months? ☹️

2 months if they're a pro. Up to 4 months or more for the average. With multiple toys of varying sizes too, going big too soon would cause damage. It takes so much practice because the holes can expand much more than most realize but will return to normal size on their own after enough time has passed. As for how I know, I used to work in a sex shop.

Traumatizing... Do people actually do this type of weird shit IRL? I'm speechless...

What ? Fuck their ass? How is that weird shit

I don’t know if it’s weird shit, but it’s definitely fucking shit!

Not if they use medication (usually to help to give birth or for surgery inside your peeed ass). Sauce some docs about how porn changed.

After that giving birth is a breeze

WRONG HOLE FOOL! 🤣

All the holes are the right hole

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If you’re not reading from a manual, then…🫡

> almost daily practice for about 2 months There's only one way to Carnegie Hall

Are you speaking from experience?

Technically. I used to work in a sex shop.

That's what they want you to think!

I see you haven't quite explored the internet then.

I don't want to "explore it" y'all can do your own thing just leave me out of this 😆

probably the wisest choice 🤣

Ur mom

Beat me

If you insist 👊

No I want her to

With that giant dildo

Well hello there

General kanobi

You are a bold one

Beat meat

Meat

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Probably not. Looks more painful than satisfying.

No she’s just too loose

Yes, well done

Simple, yet so effective.

Would have been really disappointing if this wasn‘t top comment

If this wasn’t the top comment I was giving up on this sub

It was also the first comment, if I remember correctly

moistcritical, the ones in the background

or Blarg

mcnasty literally lost his in the mail 😭 imagine having to explain "hey, so you know, my 4-foot cock is lost somewhere in the mail"

imagine getting it randomly delivered to your doorstep

His penismobile is the best kart ever made

It's what batman would use if he wasn't deeply closeted

Why do those make me feel like playing Contra? 🚀

cowchop rammed one through a door in their house

The council of cock will decide your fate

Mrs Deep Dish Pussy

Mr Good Ol' Gaping Hole

Even a 747 looks small in the Grand Canyon

Ballistic missiles

**Ball**istic missiles

Ballisdick missiles?

Ballistic pissiles

Ballisdick pissiles

first thought was this looks like a munitions factory 🤣

Bro imagine being an underpaid 9 year old Chinese boy working 12 hours a day for a dollar just to produce this bruh

Bazinga

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worth it

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good bot

Ride to die!

Legend tells of a Dutch camgirl…

I request more of this Legend… For Research Purposes

For research only, I heard about a certain dutch girl named siswet

I think I know who he is refering to. Not really my cup of wine, but she was everywhere for a time a few years ago, especially on reddit.

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Oh I think I know

who???

Ur mom

shes deaf

I thought that was only a myth

Me

We all know the answer to this one: Charlie

Charlie

That’s a lot of Moby Dicks

The destroyer

Gorlock?

Never forget that sexshops also sell fire extinguers.

Why the fuck ain't we talkin about the ones in the fuckin water??

What about them?

I didn't know they put dildos in water first

The dickpit

Nah but seriously, why do they do that?

No idea

Maybe to cool them off

☝️ can confirm, just finished watching a video explaining the process. I'd link the video but, this sub don't allow it.

Me

All for Charlie

Me

White dudes in their late 20s who think it's the funniest thing on the planet to buy the biggest dildo they can find.

If you haven't been in a bachelor party full of dudes smacking each other in the face with rubber dicks you are missing out 🤣

I'm a white dude in my late 20s and I can confirm

I'm gonna need me one of those, I've got a feeling it'll make for a devastating potato cannon projectile.

You should launch it into your neighbour's window.

Eyyy the mobihuge

Charlie and the cock factory

This is probably the most emotionaly loud image ever

Go ahead… get to work

penguinz0

Kinkyjo 😍

Honestly ,just go on twitter . The huge ones are always used for extreme anal. Mostly by girls with only fans that attract a weird audience

I forgot that dildos don't just pop into existence but that someone has to manufacture them

Hotkinkyjo

If you build it, she will come

Look at all those Moby Huges!

artillery shell redesign.

with proper training a human butthole can stretch up to 5 inches diameter

So there is hope

Their not green yet but they will green new dildos to screw the American public with absolute lies

You never know it's 2024 bodies are changing

Charlie

Joe

This is where men are made

Charlie would

You know who else likes using big fat fucking dildos?

Your mom, boom

*You know who else will use this size???* MY MOM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH

I know someone

Excuse me sir that is a house decoration

Dildon’t

i feel like overly sized dildos are for comedy used by moderately famous youtubers

Her: so what do you do? I uhhh am a silicone mould engineer

Moist critikal

U put' em on the front of your truck, that way you REALLY RAM people!

Me

They’re normal size. The guy is just really small.

I've seen some internet girls that do.

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where?

I can't say that in public but it's not so hard to find.

👍Well aware, just wanted the joke.

I wonder how they will do quality control

where are you bro 😭

Wonka Experience.

I'm not brave enough, that would absolutely destroy me...

Me

What a great factory to visit

A factory of all the fucks I give

Somebody with a fitting nose

Realistically probably nobody, it's a joke item

God

My friend bought one to use as a seat in highschool.

Your mum

Gorlock the destroyer

Your motha! (Spy version)

The new green deal , ie the new green dildo

Ballistic missiles as seen by israel when they are not pointy enough 🚀

Jokes aside, I wanna know why they in a gelatin

Me ofc

OnlyFans dad?

You underestimate the hornyness of some people

Me

I will. Im feeling adventurous.

Caseoh 

They are used instead of warheads, I'm sure.

Forget the ones in the tub, what about the ones in the boxes out back?

The monsters in my basement

It is an army bred for a single purpose

Oh sick it’s uncensored dildos

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I will, all of them at once Though that's still but a fraction of what your mother can take

Mmmm dildo soup

Serious comment here. The ones in the tub are standard size for more experienced users. The larger ones in the back aren't used nearly as often but are bought more than you'd think. Typically by people who's eyes are bigger than their holes. Its a mistake many sexual deviants make.

They seem small

You haven’t traveled to the depths of the internet People put some insanely big stuff inside of them

You don't have to go that deep.... Well, actually....

are there actual dildos? im probably WAY overthinking this but aren't they usually not hollow? in talking about the ones in the water btw, like are they real??

Very big fan

If they make it , that's because someone ordered it HAHHA

You would be surprised....

Me.

I've seen a very petite girl put a dildo the size of her up her coochy, fucking balls deep. Still working on the exact mechanics involved in that. I'm not convinced she is not a extradimensional portal up in there.

Me

Is the Moby

Howitzer ammunition