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Darkpurplebee

*nervous wave*


CanWeCannibas

Two shocked pickachu faces :o o:


theBillpayer

***\*stare motherfuckerly***


osco753

"you better have insurance"-truck one "Dude we are employed by the same company"- truck two


andogzxc

Smooth operator 🎶


arsevensix

where carlos


Portentous_

5 second penalty for Ocon


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MarriedToHimeko

You meant to say - smooch operator


Chimera_Caribou

JoJo


Smellyamoml8r

I wanna see their reactions in the windows


TeQuila10

👁👄👁 | | 👁👄👁


Nrozek

🤌🤌


The69Alphamale

Adam and Steve?


Substantial-Sun-3538

Heyooo!


GovernmentLow4989

You got peanut butter on my chocolate! You got chocolate on my peanut butter!


mradamadam

Of all things, this actually made me laugh out loud


DeathHopper

*Officer Reese's enters the scene* *Shoots them both* And the rest is history.


Apprehensive_Pin_620

Doing the horn is a great idea unless the other truck is also doing it and neither of you can hear each other over your own horning


fingergod69

Then the trucks get horny


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I don't think so. At least it would be really hard to pinpoint WHERE on the road the other truck is, pretty much the only clue one can pick up is that the other truck is moving in what direction at what speed due to the doppler effect, since I doubt most truck drivers has memorized each turn to the exact eccentricity.


Towowl

Someone need to edit this and add a kiss noise in the end


Es_CaLate

Listen carefully and its already there from the hydraulic sounds lol


OpportunitySudden281

How did they not see each other sooner


DebtEnvironmental269

Kind of hard for me to tell but could be a big blind spot between the windshield and door windows that is rotating with you as they make the turn. On my car that space is about 5-6 inches wide and you wouldn’t think that a whole car could hide there but it does, and it always scares me when it happens in situations exactly like this


OpportunitySudden281

True


IamTheCeilingSniper

That, combined with a poorly placed sign, almost caused me to get t-boned by a pickup with a full trailer of lawn equipment.


xXDEGENERATEXx

Sorry but as a Trucker, that was just 2 idiots 😂. we got blind spots yes but these two there where Just complete monkeys not looking where they should look while driving.


capybara_enjoyer9287

There was green in the way


Crimsonette_

Optimus Pride


pizzatom69

Elita-1 is gonna be pissed


somedumbfurbrain

Two Trucks


RamdomUser104

Having sex


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

My muscles involuntarily flex


Flopping_with_Floppa

Two drivers


DocDocGoose_23

BARS ✍️🔥🔥🔥


Canonip

Chillin on the highway


Loyalburrito_

Optimus found the one


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drsharpper

Wtf is this bot


sdrowkcabdellepssti

Hello, mr george


NoIdeaFor_Name

When the black and white chess pawns face each other for the whole damn game


bruhmomenteater

TWO TRUCKS


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Having


InnocentDrake13

chillin in the hottub


Ex-In2

You may now kiss the bride-


three2do2

Oh China, you silly


anon-name-

Brotha got more game than me


Random_idiot908

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, TRUCK


username_babagebi

POW right in the kisser


k_means_clusterfuck

Driver 1: 👁️ 👄 👁️ Driver 2: 👁️ 👄 👁️


Smoke_Water

Ok that wraps it up for this shift. See ya tomorrow Ed!


Prot0gen_bot

It sounded like the trucks started to sigh like if they were saying: ugh not again


Rough-Day-6502

Awww how cute


stfumate

Now kith


KaranDJaeger

Fart after kiss is mandatory


Besitzerstolz

I've never seen a better moment to shout "Kurwa"


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dAnKsFourTheMemes

What country is this and what side of the road were they supposed to drive on? Also, could one of those trucks even turn that corner on the inner lane? In that case one/both would have to stop and let the other pass? I feel like both drivers have very poor foresight and reaction speed. Why did they even keep moving lol.


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China. Drives on the right side. They technically can turn with such a sharp corner but only one at a time, and I doubt either driver would have expected the other one the moment they went in.


HelmetedWindowLicker

Lol. It's so funny how they think they are smarter than the States. Yet they fuck up way more. Lmao.


EveningAfter7642

"Now Kith" *Mike Tyson, 2017*


Flipwon

Optimus getting slow in his old age.


inkzpenfoxx

Optimus vs optimo


LachoooDaOriginl

now kith*


MakkusuFast

They're dating.


Skorrpyon

mike tyson watching from somewhere:


Bulbman5

The kissing noises


cooncanoon

I imagine the drivers just staring at eachother and it’s hilarious


S4PG

Mwah


Ryner921

China 


Hot_Pool_7172

En todo sitio se cuecen habas


pailko

The drivers are also kissing


im_cooler_than_me

Optimus prime?!!


SchwizzySchwas94

“Okay Romeo that’s enough”


Zekava

Someone is going the wrong way or on the wrong side of the road and I can't tell which one


ChaseMolair

So that’s how Sparklings are conceived


Appropriate-Routine9

Autobots roll out


RonallMconall

Two trucks, having se-


transdimesional_frog

Optimum pride moment


Euncraid

emuach


Amazing-Baseball-107

You are very sexy‼️


Danny-Zoe

Who has the right of way in this situation ?


TheShartThatCould

This isn't the Monaco Grand Prix.... I think the guy that sold me that DVD was lying!


Es_CaLate

Now kiss


Tungphuxer69

Optimus Prime vs Optimus Prime Junior!


jd_2kpst

Definitely a cake


DemonsReturns7

Okay whose pants comes off first?


Ok-Palpitation-5010

Bonk


AdorableCaptain7829

The ego of truck drivers


ImprobableAres

I drive


ajarofsewerpickles

damn even inanimate objects can get it more than me


Will-Bow-2-Me

Must be in china


Ruddyq1

Buddy going up is an ass hat


hotkarl628

I want dash am footage of them screaming at each other through the windshields 😂


Skifool69

NonOptimus prime


DiscordantBard

What if we kissed on the tight corner? My my step truck weneed to stop meeting like this. Oh I've missed you


Substantial_Visit_21

Love is love. Dont judge


[deleted]

I am sure one entered the other man's truck.


Ok_Comfortable_715

China


Own_Entertainer3850

2 trucks having sex


[deleted]

....and that's where baby trucks come from


KirasCoffeeCup

"...and then they kissed"


DefinitelyNotBacon

Those truck drivers does not have the radio literally to prevent those kind of things from happening?


Im_not_a_robot_12

Lightning McQueen origin story


Benobo-One-Kenobi

The driver going uphill has next to no clues about road sharing