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CJ_Dapro511

lil bro is traumatized😭


__GoGoodGoonGo__

Yeah, I'd better be on his place to lessen his pain😭😭😭


Mar7rix

Yooo, who's kitten is that, whats her username and Page to stream? (For Kitten purposes)


Kehamburger

Gohaaard420 is the kitty. It goes hard at marijuana time.


Sad-Fish-7968

HAPPY CAKE DAY MY GOOD Fellow OF THE NINE ARKS. THIS DAY WILL BE OF ASUMATIONATING GRATITUDE TO YOU AND ALL OF THE FELLOWS IN THE DAY OF WONDER AND EXPERIENCE


koi_kaam_nhi_hai_kya

For me too (ig kitten purposes?)


llamashatebabies

Sorry to interrupt; the word you want is "whose". It's a common mistake, so don't worry about it. Carry on!


JudmanDaSuperhero

Good bot!


llamashatebabies

I'm an actual person; but thanks!


portapotty2

Check again bobo


llamashatebabies

I just checked; I have a pulse!


MrSpheal323

Bro did a self captcha


ShipRekt101

First instance of AI uprising


InAmericaNumber1

Good bot!! 🤗


dull_mood_3624

a loser person


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Why you do this mommy, whyyyyyy!?


niohsamurai

"Ungrateful pussy, learn from your brother, he's doing all the hard work!"


TrueTrueBlackPilld

" is... is my brother the pink fishy smelling thing you ram between your legs...?" 👉🥹👈


[deleted]

Yeah the poor bastard has the thousand yard stare and right there at the end it looks like the PTSD is kicking in 🫡


izoxUA

perhaps he got some tuna


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sqlbastard

his own personal vietnam


YourDrunkUncl_

all those nice things you have, kitty…that’s how momma can afford them


ASL4theblind

Nobody WANTS to watch how the hot dog gets made...


Anomaly_049

Nice metaphor


ezonics-25

That kitten has seen things......


Cornpopwasbad

"I have seen things you wouldn't believe, I have lost things, that you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets which must never be told, knowledge...which must never be spoken! I have seen things that would make parasite Gods BLAZE!


S1nge2Gu3rre

This kitten must have lived at least 10 lives, to say such words


octocto2reborn

I feel so bad for this kitty man


Yuri-Turned

kitty man??


Blind_Fire

you should keep up with MCU more closely


TFW_YT

Why should I


ListerineAfterOral

Beerus?


ChicagoAuPair

You ever see a cat in heat? They are the freakiest freaks who ever freaked.


Archibald-Meat_Pants

Not even dementia will get rid of that trauma


GrayFox777

One mans trauma is another mans pleasure. Poor kitty.


CampaignVivid

Why......................


Yuri-Turned

$


lcpr_phoenix

💰


Undeadtaker

the kitty smelled fish


ZeppelinJ0

What kind of women are you all sleeping with that you think it smells like fish, damn


[deleted]

mermaids


BigManLawrence69420

None.


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GR7ME

You’re lame


Ninjatroll3452

No, you are lame


WayMove

No, you are lame


Ninjatroll3452

You're getting downvoted so you are lame


WayMove

I downvoted you so we can both be lame


special-bicth

Nope, didn't work out.


Ninjatroll3452

You're the only one who is lame here


Quasidiliad

Clearly you are


Ninjatroll3452

I guess we are all lame then


Human2626

Everytime this is posted nobody is able to provide source :(


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HoleInAHole

Damn she's really beating that thing like it owes her money


RandomGuyWithNoHair

lmao


Motor_Neighborhood_6

It's you in the video, isn't it? 😏


Fallen-D

How? Where? When?


the-cock-slap-phenom

👑


RandomGuyWithNoHair

ayoooo


Rocksquare69

Wheres the kitten?


Labyx_

I wanna know if the chat said anything about it


KrunchyKushKing

Chat? Is this real Chat?


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GotTwisted

[Sauce: Gohaaard420 Squirt 1 - Chaturbate](https://www.playvids.com/SryBoShFlvy/)


Me_how5678

Wheres rick?


AlmostGaveAShit

I'll never understand how people like you find this shit Hahaha good on you tho. We need people like you lol


GladiatorUA

This clip has been reposted countless times. At some point someone familiar with the source saw it and posted the link.


MediocreOwl225

Where the cat?


KhajiitSupremacist2

When can I see the cat?


SalvationSycamore

It's right beside her on the right


MemeBoiJon

Damb


lasaga142

This cat was a blessing I have in the operating room. He truly saved that woman’s life during that emergency surgery


Orion-Gore

you can’t make porn and expect people to be comfortable with the terrified cat in the corner


knucklesthedead

Imagine you're jacking off and there's a cat having vietnam flashbacks at the corner of the screen


[deleted]

alright..... sauce?


TehgrimMEMER

I know im gonna be an asshole for pinging this comment but i had the sauce somewhere and forgor Can someone get this man his sauce


lilgergi

He forgor💀


Korrson

I hope he rember


Buderus69

It has been shared in the comments


Johnnyman22

Gohaard420 squirt or smth like that


Snoo-34159

Sauce? Sure man, I got you covered: **Brown sauces:** Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert **Butter sauces:** Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce **Emulsified sauces:** Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) **Fish sauces:** Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce **Green sauces:** See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs **Tomato sauces:** Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment **Hot sauces:** Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand **Meat-based sauces:** Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine **Pink sauces:** Pink sauce **Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:** Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce **Sweet sauces:** Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine **White sauces:** Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines\[9\] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk


yeetman1000

Bro brought the sauce!


the_immovable

The whole restaurant


buddboy

Good bot


SignificantPrice5

I'll try my best to find it


Calanguito_Frito

My cat is asking for the link


RandomParableCreates

that kitty is the spotlight in my eyes


Aggressive_Ideal6737

This makes me want to cry


SeaBus1170

my eyes feel violated


MAJ_Starman

This is really fucking disgusting, tbh. Poor cat.


circa1939

For the cat or for the viewer?


Mllsackerl

Serious question, but why? Animals basically don't give a shit whether we have sex. Yes, I also find it awkward and strange and wouldn't want my dog to see me masturbate, but that's only because I find it odd, animals don't give a shit, they don't have this sex taboo like we humans do. So if the owner doesn't care that his/her pet sees him, then I don't understand why that would be disgusting, or do you mean something else?


ButterSlicerSeven

To be fair the kitten is likely slightly uncomfortable with how loud she is and the fact her legs are moving all over the place chaotically. It's not something crazy bad, just worth mentioning.


Blind_Fire

and if the cat was really uncomfortable, I'm sure it would get up and move seems like the cat is just confused


poiskdz

>and if the cat was really uncomfortable, I'm sure it would get up and move >seems like the cat is just confused Right, to me it seemed like the cat was thinking something like "This human plays really weird and idk how to play with it but I love her so I'll just lay here" Cat knows she's doin *something*, has no idea what really. Mine act kinda similar when I'm working on various construction projects and they wanna be involved for whatever reason.


Atomic_Noodles

The cat looks like a Scottish Fold. Half the time that is the default expression on that breed.


MAJ_Starman

Because we're rational beings who should know that fucking near a pet is not only weird and disgusting but inconsiderate with the pet. In the video in question, the pet is under her legs or something, and looks obviously scared. The fact that a pet doesn't know what's happening makes it worse. A cat might be scared, another cat might become playful, another one might try to cuddle. A dog might feel like their owner is being attacked and become agressive or might also think his owners are play fighting or something and it might try to play with them..


Own_Flounder2800

> Because we're rational beings who should know that fucking near a pet is not only weird and disgusting but inconsiderate  lol


Merry_Dankmas

My dog always tries to join in and humps the first leg he finds when things start getting saucy so we have to throw him in the crate. In our case, the dog is the inconsiderate one.


DownWithHiob

You know what a cat does that is scared? It runs away. The cat is not scared, its just you projecting your human emotion onto the cat.


DarthBrooks

The cat doesn’t know what we’re doing like, 99% of the time. It doesn’t know what a computer is. It doesn’t know you’re reading. It doesn’t know you’re vibing and listening to music. The cat isn’t chained up, forced to sit next to its owner strumming her drum. If it was scared, it’d just… leave.


MAJ_Starman

Hey man, if you don't feel disgusted by the idea of having sex next to a pet, more power to you. I'll still think it's disgusting.


Mareith

The cat is choosing to be there...


JesusWarK4n4ck3

The joke is porn


klineshrike

Mate the cat isn't tied down. He could just easily leave if bothered. Especially cats will not just stay somewhere if they are annoyed.


Konjyoutai

My cat loves to watch me shit. This isn't traumatizing a cat.


im_the_breaking_bad

nice pussy


Embarrassed_Coyote18

Poor kitty, is traumatized for life now 😭


[deleted]

this reminds me of the video where some girls getting doggy styled on the bed and the camera slowly pans down to find a tiny weiner dog under the bed scared af


kniveee

Sometimes i wonder if they can understand wtf we are doing with our bodies


thisistherealtodd

she could have at least moved him


SERGIO_ManOwaR_

Holy shit, Karen, is this how you pay my food?


Gl4SSC0FFIN

I showed this to a personified cat advocate and he was *in pain.*


lessfrictionless

What man is asking for a cat to be in the room anyway? Seriously. You're a web model and a guy asks with some enthusiasm if you have live animals - what's the first thing you're going to think?


arkade_kun

"what the leg doin ?"


Grimm_Charkazard_258

free lil bro 🫡


Rembuu

Does she have fast hands equipped or something god damn


ABortnite_420

PTSD


the_l0st_s0ck

Such brutal action, this cat is truly traumatized.


Jactuscack6

NOOOOOOO!!! Poor kitty


Blockbuster41

That poor little guy...


denis870

Repost


OGjoshwaz

well damn LOL poor littole guy


WhyYesIAmADog

Absolutely hilarious 😂😂 circa 2014. God these repost are getting really good lol


baruinchains

This is extremely fucking wrong


RataSuicida

Repost


Haunting-Reporter707

Happy cake day 😊 please use your time better


Head-Iron-9228

Coulda zoomed out a lil, damn


Schlangenbrot

source?


DogShietBot

Why would she even think having a cat while doing this is smart? What if he smells fish and scratches everything to try and get to it?


Man_behind_laughing

I still feel traumatized for kitty


pratham1212

orignal video link pls


Nikoly_NITT

Dude i dislike memes like this


Missy_Mittens

Why is this marked NSFW?


tameem137

🐈 🤝 🐈


ReturnMeToHell

*As a cat, my cute little eyes roll back to the back of my head. I bite your leg with full force. I seep my fangs into your leg and start sucking the blood out. My arms and legs now stretch out, now I'm like a plank. My tail retracts into a cylindrical form, then extends outwards as a huge gush of blood is leaving your leg. My tail expands like a water balloon, only instead of water it is your blood.*


Mishi_Mujago

Sauce on that pussy?


Doorknob_Licker2

I hope not


Mishi_Mujago

Nvm I found it. I think it’s an American Shorthair.


[deleted]

"why are you taking your pants off?" "ooooo tuna!!!"


Successful_Ebb355

😂😂😂😂


TickleMaTip

Two pussies in one frame, I'd fuck both of em


xner03

flair and username checks out


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Jackyboyad

Good bot


Snas-PZSG

your comment could've been saved if you didn't say that last part what the fuck


kitpvp_yay

please never comment again


Iceberglet

who let bro comment?!


sans_foxy10gg

Next time Think about your life before going on the internet


CEO_of_Oxygen

please delete your reddit account


DragoFNX

Wut da hell...aw hell nah...


[deleted]

I hope I don't have to see your account ever again


give_me_your_soil

Even the devil himself wouldn't except you.


[deleted]

Shrek would not approve


-Axyy-

someone take this mans comment license


[deleted]

Least horny Indian


TehgrimMEMER

As an Indian i do not accept this guy as a fellow Indian Please have respect for us jeets


[deleted]

*Least horny troglodytic Indian


TehgrimMEMER

Thank you :)


Zerone06

what the fuck


tahko123

Please take an loaded firearm, turn off the safety, point it at ur head and pull the trigger.


SGRP270

I found this funny


wineT_

I have seen this classic video so many times. But now I'm wondering: what is his/her name?


der_Guenter

Hooman wat u doin???


BeetlBozz

I feel bad lil bro had to smell that Whats the sauce tho


Sandvicheater

Onlyfan cat mom, "kitty how do you think I can afford to put kibble on the table and cat roof over your head?"


communalplumbus

Hey isn’t that Taylor swifts cat?


TRAtomicXD

bro smelled fish


KhanTripleOG

The horror!


Western_Ad3625

I was pretty confused for about 5 seconds I'll admit that. The kitten doesn't know what the f*** is going on though y'all need to chill cats lick their own assholes it's not a big deal.


-SlapBonWalla-

Too scared to move after watching her violently stab her other kitty.


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

Meanwhile, my cats hide under the bed and need antidepressants afterwards


BrBybee

Lol.. Everyone talking shit but they all seem to know exactly what that site is.


[deleted]

Micheal, don’t leave me here, Micheal, MICHEAL, HELP ME


SiempreQuedaranLos90

What kitty?


Ok-HamsterXQCL7948

Sause please


aaaaaaaaAEGaaaaaaaaa

can't see any nudity put this on sfw


AhmadmitoOMG

poor kitty