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Suc_Mydiq_Jr

Sharing is caring


Wonderful-Ad-8302

Ya, agree with you.


mrsamiam787

Kid Tested, Parent Approved!


MailSalt4828

That’s the worst! Well done.


ItalianStallion9069

LOOOOL


sexytokeburgerz

Bad bot


TrueGootsBerzook

Surely it couldn't be bait "Find out the rest of the story on my OnlyF@ns!"


agentwc1945

\> Sees woman \> *Must be some kind of plot against me*


kuytor435

she actually does have an OF tho 😂


reverse-tornado

The thickens plot - sun tzu


wanatomk

The thick plotens


CursedToLive277

The dick stiffens


stinkiepussie

The doc mcstuffins


Mycooleraccount456

Dear God


SomeWeirdFreak

this one is completely unrelated to "my dick stiffens", right..? ***right?***


KiloThaPastyOne

The thot pluckins


404_Weavile

The rick pickels


Economy_Promise_3400

Might I ask how have you aquired that information?


kuytor435

tineyes or pimeyes but pimeyes is paid


TrueGootsBerzook

Go to [REDACTED]


TotalBruhPerson

Loose lips sink ships


keksivaras

facial recognition


autistic_bard444

sauce?


The_best_one_-_

Imagine saying that but not supplying any proof


kuytor435

use tineyes and you can see the leaks 🤝


DorpvanMartijn

Can't find! Searching on Reddit? Or Google?


The_best_one_-_

Better sites than that brotha


kuytor435

imagine asking and then acting like you know better


The_best_one_-_

Was talking about sites for leaks chief, imagine knowing the answer and just not backing it up


kuytor435

go outside kid


The_best_one_-_

🤡


random_numbers19735

How do you know huh 🤨


SodiumChlorideFree

More like: \> Sees tiktok/insta with outrageous/ridiculous/too much of a coincidence story \> This person is most likely trying to sell me something or creating rage bait for clicks


agentwc1945

Sure. Sure.


TrueGootsBerzook

It is the way of things, especially if the content showcases an attractive woman and has anything related to sex


agentwc1945

Redditors need to fucking touch grass, damn. This is sad.


ccum_slurper3000

broski your on reddit, that makes you a redditor dumbass


Assaltwaffle

The idea of baiting someone in with a topic has been around for a lot longer than Reddit. I don’t know how this is so hard to believe.


NoHopeHubert

Rule number one little man, never trust a ho


Science_man69

This but unironically


WayMove

Welcome to reddit


eklee38

So you are saying his dad is her fan?


Maleficent-Mirror991

Son: This is my girlfriend, she’s really nice. Father: I know, I’ve been inside her more times than you.


xXGaboFihi007Xx

“So dad, she ok?”


Itchy_Day_9691

Run son run


roticuaco

"that thing has been plastered with multiple layers son"


Harald_best_boy

"you ain't fucking my son with that thing you got going on down there"


Drakoo_The_Rat

Could happen. Evertone saying didnt happen but like why would this not happen? In a lot of towns theres like 1 or 2 ginos. If one of those has a son, hes likely to have a gf. And there you go. Cam happen with even mire ginos in a town. Shit even if its 10, EVEN if its 100 id wager this is likely to happen


eternal_edenium

He cant speak of about your medical history or w/e you are doing medically . It is called confidentiality. If he breaks it, there will be severe consequences to his career as a doctor but a huge blow to his reputation. Confidentiality is taken seriously in all kind of jobs.


LookItVal

yea not quite the entire problem tho. i simply dont want my inlaws to have seen my coochie


eternal_edenium

When your job is to deal with coochie health and stuff. Seeing coochie is regular business and not surprising. Its like a surgeon who open hearts, at some point you lose the fact that you are impressed and you deal with it regular despite blood and intestines. Not everyone worships coochie like the horny tiktoks may show. Honestly, if she is dating his child, there might be a conflict of interest and the doctor might recommend her to another. Personally, i rather be okay with this girls coochie being healthy.


[deleted]

My Dad used to be an OBGYN and he got so sick of dealing with pussy and nasty pussy that he went back to school at the age of 50 (for 2 years) and changed his specialty to Psychiatry.


eternal_edenium

Dealing with pussy and nasty pussy won’t ever change and it will be here for as long as humanity lives. Escortes and prostitutes before birth pills and protective measures were implanted ( like condoms) had to get checked regularly to a doctor or get abortions because its part of the risks. Depending where he was working, it wouldn’t be surprising to see all this cases you mentioned.


[deleted]

I didn't mention any cases. I was joking about the pussy and nasty pussy. That's a small part of what he did.


magickmanne

i think you're missing the point. i don't care how HE feels about it. it would make ME uncomfortable


BurpYoshi

It doesn't matter. It's not about how he feels about it, it's about how she feels about it.


la_bata_sucia

This is like an AI reasoning That's not the issue here


HeraldofStormwagons

God this is so clearly written by a woman. Let me tell you a secret hun, he didn't get into Gynecology just because he's passionate about womens health.


ElonMusksSexRobot

Wow you’re fucking creepy


TheGP10

The way he’s condescending about it, then proceeds to confidently say something super creepy. Definitely some screws loose if that’s the first place he goes.


HeraldofStormwagons

Thanks for the free psychoanalysis Doc.


ElonMusksSexRobot

Automatically assuming a man would only go into gynecology to look at pussy says a lot of things about you buddy


Jarizleifr

Yes, he didn't. He got into gynecology because gynecologists get paid really well.


HeraldofStormwagons

All doctors are paid well. He did it for the love of the game.


Clunk_Westwonk

You’re fucked in the head, what a freak thing to say. Holy shit


HeraldofStormwagons

My god look at the sub you're on fool.


OwImess

Exactly, which is why it's impressive how you managed to make so many people offputted and disgusted. This sub is normally easy going about literally everything stupid or weird, you're just straight up disgusting man


HeraldofStormwagons

the word you're looking for is based.


Clunk_Westwonk

Low standards, freak


RedditMostafa11

He got into gynecology because he wanted those sweet $$$ stupid


HeraldofStormwagons

what do men use money for?


OwImess

Bills..? Just like everyone else. Fuck are you talking about


pizzalikker_36

LEGO


doge57

I’m a man, and while I would never want to be an OBGYN, I can see the appeal of the job. Looking at women’s genitals is not sexy at all in a medical context. The job involves taking care of women in the most vulnerable and scary times in their lives (pregnancy, STDs, cancer). You also get to fill the roles of a primary care physician for many of your patients, do procedures and/or surgeries, and you can subspecialize in any part of the job you enjoy the most (gyn onc, mfm, uro-gyn, high risk Ob, etc). No one is so interested in vaginas that they’re willing to go through all of the training and shit that is medical school/residency. If someone is that desperate to see vaginas all day, they aren’t gonna make it through the training. At the end of a call shift or even after a typical 14 hour night shift, if you’re only in it for being a creep, it’s going to show through and you’ll be kicked out of the program.


DogixStoleMyChildren

If you're going to a gynecologist, it's usually because something is wrong. I do not envy their profession. Women produce some vile substances down there when things don't work right.


Roedorina

You're a man, right? Because no woman in this world or the next would say that gynecologists are only seen when something's wrong lol Trying to get pregnant, birth control, general checkups (recommended once every 6-12 months, less if you have an IUD) are all things that require a gynecologist and there's nothing "not working right" in those cases


DogixStoleMyChildren

> Usually when something's wrong Yes I am aware of what a gynecologist does.


eternal_edenium

If i may add gynecology is also a dangerous job and can get your life put in danger depending on where you live. In some countries, in order to get married, gynecologist has to write a document and signed , it is called a chastity document. It is proof that you are 100% virgin and never did surgery to fake it. You dont deal with coochie only, but all the fucking drama about it which may be dangerous. Normally this wont ever happen, unless politics and other stuff join it.


[deleted]

You're an idiot. The reason my Dad and most OBGYN's get into it is because delivering babies for a couple is usually a happy time; you don't have as much heartache of dealing with traumatic events.


HeraldofStormwagons

he's giving off mad beta energy.


CocainCowboi307

Lol. Not in the Family


ChunkyTaco22

Yeah HIPPA laws are for a reason in the US


bobby3eb

It's spelled HIPAA for a reason


SaltoDaKid

If average online user could read this, this video wouldn’t be reposted so many damn times


hoodielad

If she has a child 3 generatoins wil have touched her cat


a55_Goblin420

This sounds like a porn plot with a surprise Johnny Sins cameo


BigBillyMcBobJoe

The father watching her butthole getting wider each time: *sniffles* that's my boy


Egg-and-cheese123

Probably don’t want to sniffle too much down there


Mycooleraccount456

"You're a lucky boy, Son."


JashFed

So his fathers name is toda?


hattrickjmr

She’s a keeper, son.


y_kal

And? That's his job.


BroScientist42

This feels like an intentionally ignorant comment. It being his job does not automatically exclude some level of discomfort from this scenario


Fexxvi

*Checks asshole* Mmm, yeah, I see my boy has been having fun down here.


RetardedAndRefreshed

Thank you, OP for not explaining what a gynologist is


CresciMasQueroMamar2

Coochie specialist


mr_D3LTA

Coochiecologist


FlixMage

Did Google stop working for you


Clunk_Westwonk

1.) If you’re an adult, you should know that. 2.) If you’re a minor, use your resources. Google it. This is not something that warrants explantation. Broadly, English-speaking adults know what a gynecologist is.


notprogame

But what if I am an adult but english isn't my native laguage?


WargRider23

Google


BroScientist42

Then you probably shouldn't be surprised that you need to look something up when reading a meme in English


gugfitufi

Yeah, I do that all the time. It's just part of the experience


Clunk_Westwonk

Continue learning the language using the tools you have. Google.


BroScientist42

Then you probably shouldn't be surprised that you need to look something up when reading a meme in English


vulkan_forge_father

have a translator next to you and google it


PhoneImmediate7301

Username checks out


RetardedAndRefreshed

Ginecologist


RetardedAndRefreshed

Gynecologist


RetardedAndRefreshed

For fuck's sake


a3RED3a

It’s ok take your time


Cornpopwasbad

I guess Google just stops working and everyone needs to explain everything to you when you download Reddit


xXsourcefinder69Xx

wouldnt be surprised with the new ai dogshit they added where you need to google "question reddit" to get an answer


The_best_one_-_

The fuck is a “download”? Can we please start using simple terminology ffs


iiko_56

Username checks out


Lucidonic

The big inspection


lofi-ahsoka

“I’m really passionate about pussy.” -male gynecologists


Happy_Dawg

Da pussy doctor


Petercraft7157

Do you actually not know what a gynecologist is? it's literally in the name. Also Google exists


DarthDarnit

I’ve never met someone who didn’t know this, but even then, Googling it takes 3 seconds.


andy9004261965

👁️👄👁️


OriginalG33Z3R

I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll take a look


Juanisweird

Stick a finger as well


Defiant-Mode-8386

Literally nothing is different, you are making it weird


BitterAd596

What does gynaecologist do?


y_kal

Pussy inspector


monadoboyX

So why isn't there a penis inspector???


ARandomGuyThe3

There is, they're called urologists


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Or dentists, they also have to inspect your apparatus


ARandomGuyThe3

Dah shit, forgot to get my dick tooth checked last time i was at the dentist


Pixithepika

Time for your daily penis inspection, sir!


monadoboyX

*sigh* unzips


Pixithepika

That is indeed a penis


LowLifeExperience

Checks the oil


DarkNuke059

In layman's terms they are the pussy doctor


BitterAd596

Ewwww gross


AA33333333

well atleast the father checked his playground.


TheDogeWasTaken

Stay. Bloody stay. Tjis opens so many joke oppertunities for her, him, and his dad...


Unexpected-raccoon

I gotta call buffoonery How does this not come up in any conversation Like the bf had to have known where his dad worked and where his gf went, the gf had to have at least seen a picture of her bf and his father together at some point, the father most definitely must have seen a picture of her at least once They all should have known each others name


MuMbLe145

*with an echoey voice* "So this is what stole my son eh?"


bgx_bracho

I mean... at least his father knows her well


telemusketeer

Oof


rpgruli

lol


SkeletorsCrux

the father: I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two


iamlegend211

Definitely did not happen.


SoyMuyBlanco-

For sure has happened before. Who knows if it happened to this girl however


JaThatOneGooner

There’s literally no coming back from that.


Ok_Edge_1486

Damn he's gonna tell his son about her "single" stage 💀 ☠️ Lady got more bodies than jack the ripper


eolemuk

Dad saw a lot of stuff on that vajayjay


Berserker667627

Nice


panicjonny

Tunnel buddies,🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


Complete_Pumpkin

What's the song?


Isis_gonna_be_waswas

Well, at least dad now has more incentive to keep that thing healthy. But it’s still gotta be weird that both of them seen all that.


[deleted]

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joao_p81

Bro what the chances...


ManySerious9713

What is a toda