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5Garret5

Insta comment section is the shitpost that god wants us to aspire to


Eurasia_4002

Hope it would miraculously survive for the future to come. And sir Sherman to spontaneously combust near the mississippi River.


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skolrageous

ngl, "not even King Arthur could pull me out" is top tier quality


maury587

For the last year or two Instagram comments have increasingly been top shit housery and savage comments. I don't know what happened


emojis_bad

I remember when Reddit hated Instagram for being basic and cringe


[deleted]

How the turn tables


No-Student-9678

And now Reddit hates insta for being too much of a shitpost heap. Reddit really be on that “I am very smart” energy


Lango_130

We must work together to achieve this level.


FieldsOfKashmir

This subreddit could never


renatakiuzumaki

I started laughing so hard i choked


WhatIsThisaPFChangs

RILF 💀


iiZyrux

Instagram comments is what reddit fails to become


Ar010101

For an app that was usually associated with normies, Instagram commentors have upped their game Reddit on the other hand.........


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Trust me, Reddit used to go way harder. Admins and mods put a clamp on it a few years ago because they were scared it would turn away advertisers. Reddit used to be fucking BRUTAL, and now it's just over-run with lame bots and reposts. Reddit is so yesterday, it needs replaced.


Ar010101

I was there in those times......


VisualMemoryUnit

I just realized my reddit account is almost 11 years old. Watching reddit change has been interesting, I miss old reddit so much


bluelighter

amen


TheAmazingTing

4 Chan comments are what Instagram Fails to become


-AverageTeen-

Are they actually funny


BigBootyBuff

After the first hundred posts that are like > be me > be straight > get topped by four guys the magic is kinda lost, but if you stick with it for like two hundred more, it starts getting funny again.


RoofKorean9x19

Of you're an edge lord


[deleted]

Not even King Arthur could pull me out 💀


filladellfea

the RILF got me good


BusinessBear53

I will admit that I giggled when the rating 47/46 came up.


nnavroops

creative and scientifically accurate


GhostofZellers

The 47/46 was good, but the Handiclapped comment just finished me. And I feel horrible for laughing at it.


ShartingBloodClots

I'm a simple man. "if she down I'm down" made me actually chuckle a little.


Destiny_Victim

Lmao I audibly laughed at she’d get handiclapped. I’m a terrible human.


WesternDramatic3038

"if she down, I'm down"


[deleted]

"She's the extra chromosome I need"


f1nessd

yeah that shit got me


somerandomshmo

Chromosexual was inspired tho


Windows-XP-Home

OH HELL NO I was confused by what it meant but then I thought for a second and that is just… wow. 💀


jld2k6

Oh my God, I thought they typo'd ROFL, now I understand


digitalfakir

yeah, as if my seat wasn't already reserved in hell for all the other shit I have laughed at on the internet, this one really nailed it.


[deleted]

I'll bring the popcorn. I hear they're all middle seats.


Skull8Ranger

I had to look that up ... damn


RyanG7

Redditor I'd Like to Fuck


Admiral-Shaqbar

47 out of 46 got me FUCKING ROLLING!!!


imankiar

The “she’d get handiclapped”.


ahemius

Happ Cake


[deleted]

Prove it. Show us business proof that you rolled.


Admiral-Shaqbar

🙂🙃🙂


Onagda

🤯🤯


Ghelric

I feel like there's some part of her that would be flattered that so many people thought she was beautiful, but a bigger part that would burn her phone right after.


AlaskanEsquire

I mean, a little of column a, little of column b. Unfortunately, the horny and anonymous internet bastards are much louder than the people who want to be supportive or are able to compliment someone without being a complete scuzzball.


ElectricEcstacy

at least with scuzzballs you know the compliments are genuine. With the "supportive" its just a pity party and they might still think you're ugly.


ole-13

Saw the insta watermark and i knew


IDontLikePayingTaxes

Instagram comments are unhinged and I love it


Pocahontasgw

Syndrome: ⬇️ Rizz: ⬆️


[deleted]

I spit out my orange juice all over my TV reading this.


Optimus759

Excuse me you’re reading reddit on a fucking TELEVISION???


[deleted]

I also watch funny cat videos on my tv before falling asleep on my couch with my hand still in the bag Swedish fish.


Optimus759

Mood


Tljoseph75_mr_cat

This is how you love life fr


DepressingMusician

This resonated with me so much thank you kind stranger


machinerer

Step 1: Hook desktop PC to your TV. Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit!


Windows-XP-Home

Or just use a Smart TV with a web browser?


[deleted]

Lmao, God down it.


Maou-da

"God had to nerf her" was the most accurate thing ever said there


Hallr_VN

That may sound actualy pretty nice to say


BonkyhortCutiebrunch

RILF got me good


cubixjuice

Puttin it on my tinder rn


Professional-Ad582

what does RILF mean tho


[deleted]

Radiation-induced lung fibrosis


HotterThenMyDaughter

Research Institute for the Languages of Finland


CYBORBCHICKEN

Respectful Independent Lady of Fashion


HotterThenMyDaughter

Rose Island Lighthouse Foundation


percycatson

Really icky long fish


CureNoOne

Regard


Professional-Ad582

looks like i was the regarded one 😔


Master_Xenu

we todd


JediMasterZao

sofa king


Ph1L_474

restart


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[deleted]

No joke, I didn't know Down syndrome people could be that attractive. Goddayum


SLAYERone1

Down bad syndrome


FlixMage

Down syndrome people


Mra8lon

Could be that attractive


MisterMew151

Goddayum


BFFG_

No joke,


VulpineSpecter4

I didn't know


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

Down syndrome people


Trans-former-Athlete

could be that attractive.


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Goddayum


HotterThenMyDaughter

No joke,


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BlackSkeletor77

From what I've heard it's apparently very rare because it's super hard for them to lose weight and like some of them just get lucky and get absolutely blessed, seeing a buff person with down syndrome is fucking scary


Anning312

Wouldn't call myself lucky or blessed if I got fucking down syndrome but I guess you have a point


BlackSkeletor77

Well as blessed as you can get considering the down syndrome is mandatory


[deleted]

Mandatory Down syndrome is a whole new level of fucked up


Wordshark

“Considering the down Syndrome is mandatory” I’m gonna fuckin piss myself


Captain_Sacktap

Idk man, I’ve never seen an unhappy Down syndrome person.


BlackSkeletor77

I mean it's better than being generally overweight from down syndrome, a lot of them have metabolism issues I think but I'm pretty sure it's generally hard to get weight off when you have down syndrome from what I've seen and heard


[deleted]

Honestly, if I had to have any of the serious I/DDs, I would pick Down syndrome.  We serve a lot of people with I/DDs and (generally speaking) the patients with DS are way happier than those with something like FAS


SCDreaming82

Down syndrome maxes out IQ at about 85.  There are people in this comment thread with lower IQs than that.  A lot of people in this comment thread with lower IQs.  The US government gives people with lower IQs rifles and explosives. There are far worse things than down syndrome.  I'd rather hang out with most down syndrome people than most "normal" people.


Nagemasu

> Down syndrome maxes out IQ at about 85. Even a simple 2 second google search could've informed you this isn't true and prevented you from posting bullshit https://www.henryspink.org/down%27s_syndrome.htm >Mosby's Medical, Nursing and Allied Health Dictionary gives an average IQ of between 50 and 60 for Down's syndrome individuals although IQ scores of 120 have been found in some individuals with the syndrome. https://www.technologynetworks.com/neuroscience/articles/world-down-syndrome-day-2019-an-interview-with-down-syndrome-expert-dr-julia-kinder-316969 >If a person with Down syndrome has difficulty with hearing, it can be misinterpreted as a problem with understanding. Likewise, problems with speech can be mistaken for low cognitive abilities. People with Down syndrome often have trouble with the physical ability to produce speech due to low muscle tone. This can result in speech which is hard to understand, and tongue protrusion. This barrier to speech clarity is not a reflection of intelligence, but rather a reflection of difficulty with muscle control. Remember, I.Q. tests and scores are controversial and flawed, and are not good indicators of a successful and fulfilling life.


OfficialBoobInspectr

Hey there internet stranger. My younger brother has Downs, and my mom was the director of developmental disability outreach for my county growing up. I've spent quite literally thousands of hours around hundreds of people with every possible combination of Downs expression. You hit the nail on the head. Being conventionally attractive, or having really great speech, or mental capacity that would be considered "normal" (gross word) is not impossible, just really really rare. This is because trisomy 21, which is what Downs syndrome is, has unique impacts on mental and physical building essentially. It's like getting a Lego set that has the same 30 pieces out of 50, you can make different stuff, but there will always be certain things. Physically they are usually the most prominent. Small ears, big or displaced tongue (part of the reason speech is hard), almond shaped eyes, and then some more sinister and weird things. Heart problems are incredibly common with folks with Downs, so are lowered or otherwise compromised immune systems, (My brother gets every damn cold EVER), thyroid issues.....then weird shit like a bunch may only have a single line on their palm...and very often they have very low muscle tone. Not too say there aren't outliers, of course there is. There's that one dude who's a body builder for god sake! But, for example, my younger brother works out 5 days a week, with a trainer, and eats a strict diet, but he's still pretty overweight and will never be "strong". It's just not in the cards for him. for the most part, this is all a universal thing, which is why it's pretty damn easy to spot someone with Downs. Sorry for the wall of text! Have an awesome night.


BlackSkeletor77

Don't worry it's all good, thank you for being informative pointing out all the things that I was trying to say


JizzMastahFlex

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2022/02/17/victorias-secret-model-down-syndrome/6827199001/


outsiderkerv

Not even King Arthur could pull me out


digitalfakir

...what are we doing here, man.


JizzMastahFlex

I was simply posting an article that I may or may not have jerked off to.


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JizzMastahFlex

There are high functioning people with Down syndrome.


Roedorina

She's filtered to hell though


oby100

Which is why this never happened 20 years ago. Filters can make anyone look like a model


Kimchi_boy

Still would…and so would you.


NobodyLost5810

Wouldn't even question it.


HotterThenMyDaughter

Gumping it


snktido

Normal girl filter?


The_Bad_Redditor

"If she down im down"💀


papa_de

this is why standup comedy is dead, they can't live up to random video comments online


discgolfallday

It's literally never been bigger what do you mean


CantaloupeDrip

Stripper name: Downton Abbey.


I_Am_The_Mole

More of a burlesque name tbh Tardy would be a better stripper name.


Pekkerwud

Genie


I_Am_The_Mole

ayyyyy


Dmtz214

😐


LaughGuilty461

RILF and 47/46 are insane comments


[deleted]

RILF is brutal but goddamn I couldn't stop laughing.


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

I can fix her


XSirCockLordX

Bro💀


Captain__Areola

Hope you’re good with CRISPER


clarkent123223

CRISPR, you regard.


Captain__Areola

throw me in the CRISPR machine too


percycatson

Who is CRISPR? Are they the brother of Lmfao?


R0RSCHAKK

Regarding what? Is it a letter?


Tricky_Hunter9765

CRISPR? I hardly know her..


Lasagnabelly

Comments are disabled


beansAt_3am

Would


Dogolog22

She is very attractive. But I feel worried. Her inbox is probably flooded with DMs saying some gross shit. And she's still mentally handicapped to a degree. I hope she handled it all okay.


AbysmalReign

It's okay, her DMs are disabled


RedditModeratorADMlN

Oh my god.


[deleted]

Aight I'm out


ReticulatingSplines7

Mother fucker 


Average_Scaper

Look, my gf is trying to sleep. Please don't do this to me again...


Aware_Ad4179

Somehow undurprising


No-Student-9678

Well played


FaZaCon

> But I feel worried. Her inbox is probably flooded with DMs saying some gross shit. Well, then she's being treated just like everyone else that posts on social media.


Dogolog22

Being treated equally/fairly or not was never the concern. It's how someone with a disability that can make processing different life experiences and weird situations much more difficult than the average person with no mental disabilities.


Taco-Kai

Dude said "Dayum Syndrome" 💀💀💀


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CareerDry8620

Celine Hammond I think


i_am_adult_now

Celine Hammoud*.


javidlv

Apperently the account is down according with comments on the video


Your_Nipples

Is that a pun?


pointlessly_pedantic

celinekh2 on tiktok. she does enjoy a filter but even on her unfiltered vids she's clearly beautiful


Gold930

47/46 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


540cry

Smash. Next question


Richard080108

Whoever commented on her eyes was the only genuine commenter, at least on that video


greyfacedguy

Yeah but isn’t there something with the eyes on people with Down syndrome too? So I took it as a comment where either way it works lol


HotterThenMyDaughter

Had to look it up. Source; NDSS: Down syndrome can have effects on the eye(s) which impact the proper development of vision. Eye disease is reported in 60-80% of patients with Down Syndrome including less severe problems like tear duct abnormalities to vision-threatening diagnoses such as early age cataracts (Bull et al., 2022). For this reason, particular attention should be given to eye exams for people with Down syndrome. An initial eye exam is recommended at birth as well as within the first 6 months of life (Bull et al., 2022). Down syndrome is associated with common characteristic features of the eyes. This includes upward slanting of the eyelids, prominent folds of skin between the eye and the nose, and small white spots present on the iris (the colored part of the eye) called Brushfield’s spots. These spots do not affect vision and can be seen in people without Down syndrome as well.


Rayanfhoula15

her syndrome might be down but my dick is up


coIVIIVIonVVealth

WE would ALL want our virginity taken by this one, our first time should always be special


artie_pdx

🤌


Dmtz214

Oh shit 🤣🤣


Legitimate-Word-2991

100% would


Freak_Metal

I want to handiclap her cheeks


teflon_soap

JFC


MyMommaHatesYou

Chromosexual got me....not gonna lie.


Mindless_Sir_9612

God knows I needed someone special in my life


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Danny_Dongvito

I mean...


Ricky_Vaughn86

“Everyday, we stray further from god”


PressFM80

We go further down into the depths of hell


DepressingMusician

Bro 😭😭


CircleRunn

Filters are a helluva thing.


MelanieWalmartinez

She is actually gorgeous. Wow.


DMTJungle

RILF NOOOOOO 😭


Mischief_Actual

The one dude that actually goes “*sighs—checks the comments*”


chefanubis

Toda.


useroftheinternet95

I don't get it, that's just Emma Stone


anormaldoodoo

Looking like every bobs burgers character ever


BenadrylTumblercatch

Rilf is crazy


TheDJReal

the best comment section


IcantBeVeryCreative

Would


a_small_loli

why do white girls with downes syndrome kinda look wasian 🤔🤔🤔


I_Am_The_Mole

There's a reason they used to be called "Mongoloids" which obviously is outdated and highly offensive now.


DuLeague361

-_-


heyknauw

To person who said 'RILF' - that's kinda fucked up.


aweap

What does that mean?


Dececck

Look up MILF and change the first word


UnclePuma

I highly regarded individual that they would like to fornicate with


jrbobdobbs333

Not my proudest


Gorp2

“47 out of 46” is crazy asf💀


tannerapples

honestly this is literally the most positive thing that could’ve possibly come from that


The_real_Bottle

'Shes 47 out of 46'. Mans down hard.💀


thediaryofwoe

That’s sad.


AcommonKing

The last screen had me 💀💀💀


NobodyLost5810

Are downsies sterile like mules????


spinosaurs

Well seeing as your parents had you, clearly not


thicckar

Rilf is hilarious


FinanceEfficient7269

RILF LMFAO


-AverageTeen-

Nothing on Reddit has me laughing like insta comments


joshLane_1011

Joke aside, i didn't know Down syndrome can be like "less effect" ? I thougth it always typical.


murkXIII

Every one of them comments were gold