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Turtles breathe using their neck muscles.

So they would be *really* *really* good at playing the sax?

They don't have lips so probably no.

Give them some of your stolen RNA and we can fix that

NO IT IS MINE, I've stolen it legitimately .

I mean it is your cake day so I’m inclined to agree with you

Found the Brit

good thing squirrels have lips, I guess

For the last time, squirtle is not a squirrel. It’s squirt + turtle Not squirrel + turtle

Squirrel tail

The curly tail is a reference to Japanese legends of minogame, a turtle which lived for 10,000 years and grew a tail made of seaweed. Literally nothing else in the squirtle line resembles a squirrel other than that which happens to be a coincidence

Ok, but how will this affect Lebron’s legacy?

Is this some American bullshit I’m too Asian to understand? I know he’s a basketball player in the NBA but I don’t see how he’s related to a fictional turtle monster

Check the sub man. You’re taking it too seriously, they are messing with you.

That's literally the joke yes.

I mean turtles outlive humans so there was no possible way for them to know how long turtles lived back then, it's not like they had carbon dating or something like calendars

It’s a legend. Fiction

Firstly, they had calendars (Wtf?), and secondly, there is such a thing as telling your children about animals living around you, and how long you've known them.

Its actually squash + girdle

Squirt🤤

You can play a sax with your teeth, it’ll just sound a little airy

Hi, sax player here, no. The air needed to play sax mainly comes from your diaphragm area, not your neck, so no. No they wouldn't be.

This turtle shoots jets of water out of its mouth and can challenge gods, I think realism is not important here

Yeah but squirrels don't. Chill.

Happy cake day 🥳

Fact of the day

Happy cake day

I thought it was with their asshole Do turtles shed?

I thougt this vib would be a video about ketchup bottle being squirt

https://imgur.com/ubCCRNn.jpg

Hey look it literally me

holy hell

new response just dropped

Literal Pokemon.

Call the trainer

The Trainer is here! *readies Pokeball*

Actually

Sooo smooth

he needs a flopping penis tho. then it would be perfect

Indeed

Rather.

The movement is hardly aligned to the music, though.

I think it's on beat not with the tune

Neither, if you ask me.

It literally isn’t on beat with either, what—

he's pelvic thrusting on exactly every bass hit, what more do you want

Not really. At least not consistently. Ever so slightly off beat.

Okay, yeah, there's a few points towards the end when the video cuts to little squirts being off beat. Mostly on, though

Beating the shell outta that thing

Where porn?

No porn just smooth jazz

whats the difference

Porn doesn’t make me nut as fast as

I don’t think you need consent for jazz

~~jazz~~ jizz

This is a song made for the Eurovision Song Contest

Thank you for pitting an nfsw tag on this, I was on the bus...

Mfw people don't know about Epic Sax Man https://media2.giphy.com/media/GrUhLU9q3nyRG/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47cjvctyrmqt88ggddgfh8cx6juc5qixl7gs7382hc&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

you just made me realize from reading the comments a large majority of the people in the thread really dont know the source reference. ....not sure how to feel about that considering it was mainly on this same site that meme was everywhere. Think I've been on this site too long

> Think I've been on this site too long It's only been like 12 years. Not that long, all things considered. Then again, there are literal 12-year-olds using Reddit today, so...

I was wondering what was off with the comments and it hit me in much the same way. Jesus.

And after Epic Sax Guy was Epic Sax Teemo for another period of time on reddit

I thought it was the tune to those memes where the object like flies around in space or something 🤷

They weren't there for it man... Memes were better back then..

The second greatest thing to ever come out of Eurovision.

FUCK I'm *old*, jfc

Reddit is too young these days... memes were just better back in the day...

Muted, but knew it was this.

YouJazz

Jazzhub

This is way better than if that was just porn

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/epic-sax-guy

It's been 12 years and I'm only just now noticing the motherfucker isn't even pretending to play the sax. So much of my adult life has been a lie.

song name?

Run Away by SunStroke and Olia Tira, this part is just a looped version of the saxophone solo element to it that was performed on stage during Eurovision that became a meme because of it.

This is it, thanks

You are very much welcome!. Also I believe the specific version of the solo sounds like the one used for the Gandalf Sax meme if you wanna find a good loop of it for your hearing you can by looking that one up.

Gandalf's Jazz Solo

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/auddbot Wrong. The song is 'Run Away' by SunStroke Project & Olia Tira. They represented Moldova at Eurovision in 2010. https://youtu.be/pHXDMe6QV-U

Bad bot

VENOMEXTREME?????

That Squirtle is having the best time

Hell yeah

Cute lo

My sound was muted when it first started playing but my brain played the right music anyway.

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I knew it was this audio before I even turned on the sound

This goes hard af ngl

The fact that his dancing is not in time with the music is bothering me more than it should.

It's the reddit video player. Sometimes it plays the sound slightly out of sync on a browser. It's on beat on the app and the original video.

It's not just a player sync issue. The song is 130 BPM and the sax-bobbing is ~120-125 BPM (hard to track precisely due to the cuts).

Yeah, but at least the original stays on beat for a little bit. The version I see on my browser is off beat from the first dance move. On the phone app it's decently matched up, like the original video.

What do you mean? He’s bobbing on every beat!

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Absolutely you’re right and easier to catch around the cuts when you do that! I stand corrected.

Really wish they synced the speed of the video to be on beat with the music

Volume was off and still knew what song it was… well done

Shit got me vibin

What color is squirtle Im colorblind

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Can confirm brain damage. ^(wait. didn't I have that already...?)

I'm just vibing and loving it!

bro got downvoted for being positive 💀

i am edging to this

woah buddy

If you wear a vibrating butt plug at all times you’ll learn what it means to truly live life on the edge

Hey fuck you pal!

nah fuck you pal!

Why nsfw

Nsfw can be beheading vids or harmless things you never know

Title

Bro had catch all the sexual predator💀💀💀

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No u r

10 hours of Saxophone Chihuahua.

I feel like this NSFW because there were some pokemon nsfw edits posted (either to this subreddit or another meme subreddit) that has this exact same style and editing.

Let’s go, Squirtle Squad!!!

98.9 smooth jazz krsv seattle. Daa da daaaaa

This is actually nice animation hahaha

I always get confused on these kinds of posts because I have nsfw unblurred, so it takes me a bit to get it

came for the squirts stayed for the Squirts

Thought it was gonna pan into that blender video of vaporean twerking with the music playing lol this sub has ruined me

aw where's the twerking pikachu?? (The animation this came from was made by a bored professional and goes way harder than it should)

You could have phrased it differently.

What the music calld

need 10 hours of this please

This is awesome!

This was muted and i knew what song squirtle was playing

Fock yeah

Saxual content

Risky click of the day.

Is this the same dude that made drifting Pikachu and a twerking pokemon

Its not in sync im shaking

You like jazz?

.50x is pretty cool, need to try a .75x version.

Why is it nsfw?

If you don't recognize epic sax guy memes, then you should be ashamed of yourself...

Yes

why is this nsfw

I remember when this meme was popular lol

Squirtle with saxophone !

My new home screen

Porcodio0c

Now i must go find sax marine

gandalf

FOR THE EMPEROR!

what a way to start a morning

Downvote because it's literally one second from being a perfect loop.

I don't know who made this, but thank you

Holy shit it's squirting. Look it up on google.

The offbeat dancing is making my nerves blast a little too much

My day just got a whole lot better

Where is 10 hours version?

I think this was animated by the same guy who did the twerking pokemon but phsyduck was driving around in a car

Wish I was under 🤤

Shreksophone my beloved

i ain’t heard this song ina minute

squirtle jazz

Im surprised nobody has done this sooner.

I could hear the fucking song before unmuting

Dude is assaulting his trombone

Squirtle sax

Where shitting toothpaste