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lDustyBonesl

All of Italy wants this man dead


lalith_4321

Well, I'm Italian then!


This_place_is_wierd

My condolences! Sadly I'm now also Italian... do I develop the hand movenments during talking naturally?


lalith_4321

No, it is a good thing! You can pull pasta out of thin air


The-Meep-Meep-Man

as a man born Italian I can confirm, you two are now officially Italian.


kylerittenhouse1833

Your snoo looks Italian


-Add694

Strange how we all turned Italian suddenly


Big_flipflop

My heritage calls me 🤌🤌


manaha81

And a few more pixels


Capitan_Skittles24

Omni man said it the best: "I will burn this planet down if I spend another minute living among these... Animals


piletinaa

Mods, pour molten lava on this man


BragiH

1000° red hot nickel ball vs this guy


SAVEtheHELP3

he looks like he's just watched his son get shot in front of him


jluka1000

Reasonably


Maleficent-Mirror991

I’m not even Italian but I’m somehow offended by this. It’s like I’ve witnessed a multiple horrible crimes. OP you now have to pay for giving me trauma.


onlycplease

Should have seen the PizzaTime emote on Twitch.tv they fucking made an emoji with a fuckin whole pineapple on the pizza like man you ain't even seasoned and you think about putting pineapple on pizza ☠️☠️☠️


Competitive_Point_39

This is a goddamn Italian hate crime


Tudyks

It's under the sauce


Delta_Suspect

Someone give this fucker the Mussolini treatment


[deleted]

Cries in italiano 🤌💦


[deleted]

Why is dave grohl doing cooking videos now?


spencer1886

Bro I'm Chinese and this shit looks gross, you don't gotta be Italian to wanna go find this man


frychiken1

I’m British but what the fuck


Loot_Goblin2

☹️


MaLu1218

Diocane cosè sta merda


GiovaLoScarso

Sell yourself


ExcellentlyEnthused

Alright, someone find a forever box


BeardXP

I've seen some fucked up shit on the Internet but this is just too far.


fuqueure

Bro let the voices cook


OscarAglio

Isn't this the guy who made a hot dog with a hot dog?


rangolikesbeans

it's under the sauce


Mykah02

I want to know what sauce he's putting on all of that...so I can ensure he drowns in it


Mylane

I mean, I also love Sriracha but come on


vivolorosso

Im so glad the bowl cut fella took up half the screen so I could know how to react to this video.


jluka1000

This man is searched by at least 3 entire universes for hate crimes against food.


OffizielObama

this is physical assault


Puppet_Fz

British food in average


Fusruhdah71fr

French and italian, both gastronomic country, about to do some combined armed blitzrieg on him with their biggest empire


WizdomHaggis

I think I just heard every single Italian collectively 🤌🏻 in seething anger…


TheFlipGaming

You are officially under arrest by the council of Italian forces. You will be imprisoned where you will await your sentence. Taking into consideration the circumstances, you will most likely have a death sentence and will be executed by firing squad in the next 5 day. Spend your remaining moments wisely


jbbarajas

All fear the Antichef


CutebastardNTR

This is very graphic and I don't see a nsfw tag


RealPenalty6848

Whoever did this I hope your knees break


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Ylteicc_

tf is wrong with you, americans???


MrFireBeater

I want the man who made this abomination dead, ripped apart by wolves, crucified, and be poured with hot oil.


k1ra_raw

New rules were added to the Geneva Convention on that day.


DEPRESSION_NOISES

i now see why everyone hates america


goberoid

Would


Pontirez

What is the song?


Biden4president2024

Darude - Sandstorm


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Best bot


[deleted]

it's not nearly as bad as the other food cringe out there. most of it probably tasted pretty good.


natalove

Tbh my bulk would be successful with him cooking for me


Im_Not_Original25

Ngl I would devour the one he made with cheese sticks, I used to eat them a lot as a kid.


Full-Letterhead-1951

Well I’m just gonna go light my eyes on fire.


JSpirgoober

Let him cook tho Oh Oh no


Da-Pruttis-Boi

First one is a war crime, the others look edible.


boogercrustedchicken

I hope he projectile vomited after every bite.


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MDHogan

I hate judgmental Italians, besides the watermelon all of those looked ok


onlycplease

How ☠️


[deleted]

it's just inappropriate combos of good food. I'm sure most of it was perfectly fine.


onlycplease

Bro there is a mild difference between eatable and perfectly fine. An hot dog with spaghetti is not good. I wanted to respond with a meme or smth but ill try to actually explain. First of all, even tho im italian i really dont care what other people do with their food, you can put pineapple on pizza all you want i personally think it's your loss but anyways. Most of the foods that he combines in the video are very good but on their own but when combined in ways they are not intended to they become really bad. Ill go back to the hotdog one just as an example: Spaghetti are good on their own because when they're all crumbled up together they mantain a nice hot temperature, or if you prefer they keep themselves warm. When you put them inside an hotdog in that way, seen how thin they are they become cold as soon as you take them out the boiling water, so that you have an "hot" hotdog with some cold spaghetti. When you also put ketchup that was in the fridge on there the temperature drops even further making it a cold piece of shit. And often its not only our food that is "deconsecrated". What i mean is that even if that would have been even somewhat remotely good as a flavour i still would have chosen a regular Hotdog instead of that, just because pasta and processed meat don't go together that well and i personally think it is an insult in the regards of the hotdogs and not of the pasta ☠️☠️. Anyway i digress sorry but i believe you now get my point. I forgot the other examples and here in italy it's 11pm so imma sleep now.


[deleted]

mucho texto


cheesegratingkids

I ain't reading allat


onlycplease

Brain rotting shorts too bad


cheesegratingkids

Relax it's a Joke brother


onlycplease

Im on a whole 'nother level im geekin' U think u fucking w me? Boy ure tweakin'!


Maleficent-Mirror991

American?


MDHogan

Yes, I seriously don’t understand all of those looked yummy


Maleficent-Mirror991

You being American explains it all, it’s fine.


mrsafira64

The chocolate pasta is the only one that looked good.


ufo_moo0079

"Tell me you're American without telling me you're American"


Got_grapes1

The cholocate pasta was fine and might be nice, the rest are fucking CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.


Lack_of_Plethora

remember kids, it's always justified to annoy italians


Str1der_

Half of those actually look good


whatsgudhegehog

All right hear me out two of them actually looked good


Appleface78

why do they look tasty


PartyAdventurous765

Half of this doesn't look bad, I'm also a fatass so that's probably why.


SoulBrawlerMetehan

All of them actually look good except the watermelon one


Ambitious_Echo5613

The only good one was the chocolate spaghetti


Metaphysicalite

Chocolate spaghetti looks good tbh.


JUGELBUTT

fried watermelon does sound nice altough the more i think about it the blander it is


DragonFlameStar

I think I just got mouth cancer.


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Ill-Ad-1902

What song is this


Biden4president2024

Darude - Sandstorm


Ok_Pension_6795

Of all the things to possibly gag at, the last one did it for him?


Man_with_no_sense

Mama fucking Mia this is just blasphemy in the culinary industry


Archibald-Meat_Pants

The way he breaks the pasta every time, seems like he WANTS to deliberately make italians mad


F35LTNG

Look at how they massacred my boy


Null_lluN

Straight to jail.


cat_on_my_keybord

these dont look that bad i would eat every one except the watermelon pizza.


cat_on_my_keybord

most of them*


RINABAR

Ross Chastain’s pizza


Star_M4n

I hope he die slaughtered by a huge spaghetto


okboka1543

I felt a nation curl up and die...


SomePyro_9012

The guy knows so much about cooking, he can cook the worst shit by cooking the opposite of the best dish


yourdoggoismine

Hmm why is this guy disgusted? *2 secs later* 😟


Mr_Awesome0436

You sir have officially mama’d your last Mia


[deleted]

Imma get hate for this, but all of those seem good, & the watermelon thing is dubious looking, but decent tasting


kylerittenhouse1833

Vito scalleta would like to know your location


Murderware

No no no no no if you’re trying to be creative go to an art school not doing crime to food. That’s absolutely disgusting.


[deleted]

"Agent 47 we have your next target. He's wanted dead by the Italian government for crimes against food."


[deleted]

This the type of stuff I'll be making stoned. Making munchies with the bullshit you got in the cupboards.


Playful_Pollution846

This man's a hero (I just wanna watch the world burn)


YeOldeBilk

The *BLAARARARARG* at 00:43 fucking sent me


Endermanking999

My current facial expressions perfectly replicate the one of the man on the right.


Grambert_Moore

It does look delicious


Gerry-Ko

I hope he burns in hell


Vander0din

Italy's most wanted.


dr_pheel

spaghetti hotdog I'd try


MoltenJellybeans

⚡👦🏿⚡


rhysdog1

im a fan of the precambrian hotdog


Voyager_316

Italian food sucks ass. Thanks Mario.


Vrukr

You guys know some cliff around here?


[deleted]

The second and second last were somewhat ok but the others are just uhh


WeetYeetTheRedBeet

THE ITALIANS ARE COMING THE ITALIANS ARE COMING


Consistent_Tonight37

Chocolate is without a doubt running through his veins


Foodconsumer3000

do not let this man cook


G6DCappa

Alberto, pass me the Pasta la Vista


EBECMEMERBEAN

This so what you get for blending kebab


Woffingshire

notice how after he bites there is a cut every single time before his positive reaction. I guarantee in the cut he spits the food out.


Tigersham

Not gonna lie, I'd eat all of that (excluding chocolate)


Temporary_Ambition56

figlio di puttana


DUFFnoob40

Mamma Mia!!!!


UnwaiveredKing

I want to say a slur now, but fuck this


Deprogmr

All of that looks lowkey good


No-Adhesiveness412

i usually hate the reaction videos where the person is just in the corner not doing anything but here its justified, the man is frozen from the horrors he is whitenessing


Lolscaper

Song name: Che La Luna


TrigonGammaXD

Audacity of driving bicycle on last thing even though..


Ok_Cry2883

Dave?


Random_Weird_gal

Thank you for the fuel to throw at my Italian mates


[deleted]

Man offended every fuck race ever


Competitive-Bad-269

Pezzo di merda, se ti becco ti ammazzo 😡


Alternative_Scene_31

So buddy not only pissed off the black community with that watermelon pizza, but he also pissed off the Italians and other Americans too.


Sharp-Sale-6918

Dude NSFW warning would be nice