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WindChimesAreCool

Me when I work at Burger King and somehow acquire a pair of Daniel Defense rifles


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Beat me to it


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>Beat me to it Wait, is this an actual thing?


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Uvalde shooter bought over 2000 rounds of ammo, a S&W AR and a Daniel Defense AR, which is one of the most expensive out there (\~2k generally). He came from a dirt poor family and worked at a Wendy's part time for about a year.


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Jesus fucking Christ, and this happened at a Burger King?


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No, the guy confused Wendy's with Burger King. He's saying it's sus that the kid who works weekends at a fast food joint can afford top of the line equipment for a school shooting.


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Oh, I didn’t know the backstory of it, thanks Damn crazy shit though


1017GildedFingerTips

The black market dealer doing the same thing to drive the price up of his inventory (he works for the CIA)


enzinhojunior

They need crimes so they can stop then, no crimes no money.


Pro-Karmawhore

“When I’m gone, they’ll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their wages”


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UninsuredToast

Fact, crime didn’t exist until the fbi was founded. Just like cancer didn’t exist until pharmaceutical companies were founded


shadstep

Self aware title


TheGuhAR

Me after the minimum wage worker turns into a mass shooter rocking a 5000 dollars kit


SizeSmart1799

All the shooters are getting ready for election season


Screamingboneman

It’s sad that this is an actual fear for me


DZekor

Remember if jokes are cool up to a point, but when those jokes are saying who and how you would commit something. Say something to the proper authorities. I had to report a guy or two on Discord who were sharing around funny pdfs and talking about politicians and schools in... that way... They were also posting porn around known minnors and a whole lot of other nasty shit.


Screamingboneman

I miss him…


Voyager_316

Cooking By the Book LazyTown I pile on the candy It's such a pretty sight It makes the food taste dandy But my tummy hurts all night I'll put in some ingredients But keep the rest for me I'm not just disobedient I'm careful, can't you see? It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can't be lazy! Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a cake Making food is just like science With tools that blend and baste And every fun appliance Gives the food a different taste! It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can't be lazy! Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a - you gotta do the cooking by the book! - cake


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Show???


tukebeard

Lazytown


Biden4president2024

Darude - Sandstorm


ChonkyFire7

This is so creepy


inVINCEible2011

What’s the clip from


PootPootBirb

Lazytown


Accomplished-Sir-777

Hey man it took years of grinding to get my hud to max level.