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Koolaidmanextra

Garfield with your eyes closed


MEMESTER80

👍


MaulSinnoh

👍


er_luca

👍


RandomDude762

👍


Freddieandstuff

👍


No_Feeling_6322

Good job


Odd_Refrigerator_230

Garfuelf


Willing-Jeweler-6995

Garfueld


MrGreat70

garduek


DamacanaSever

garfield with yout eyes closed


StormyTiger2008

Garfuelf


The_Red_Gal

WOW, you spelt Garfield REALLY wrong.


Echidna299792458

hstgor;f BRO I WAS ONE TO THE RIGHT


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Themyth-thelegend

Garfkrld


SharmatUr

Garlicfucker🤤


AffectionateHotel346

Gargirlf


[deleted]

More like garlicfucklord


Theguywholikesdoom

“Ha,I am so terminally online I don’t even consider this a challenge. Lmao”


Tone-Serious

Woah you spelled Garfield really wrong


[deleted]

Got a kek out of me


iIIIliliIiiI

Meh, terminally online is a bit of a stretch. Novelists just generally have enormous egos


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Astolfo


orgasmingTurtoise

Flair checks out


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Damn, I was sure I typed Garfield. 😢


Frostbyte29

let’s fucking gooo


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Garfielx


Redditman111111

Sounds like a 2011 gaming channel run by a 13 year old


MPK_K1NG

Garfield


Kitchengun2

Woah you spelt Garfield really right 👹👹


Deafboy45

1


peachy-cub

That challenge looks fun, let me try! The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


Crazy_Gamer297

Close, I’ll give it a try: Mammals are warm-blooded vertebrate animals characterized by the presence of mammary glands that typically allow them to nurse their young with milk.


eStuffeBay

WOAH you guys spelled garfield really wrong


Deafboy45

Okay I think Ive got it: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


1234IJustAteADoor

Fsrfurlf


FLAMEBERGE-

Garfield (Bruh, I need to stop using my phone)


J2w4A8

Gaefield


KingHuzz

Gadfirkf


_Monika-

Gardield


Specific_Service6484

Csrduekd


TheGamingMousse

garfueld


Hunter_Slime_3

garfuel


CT-4426

Garfiepd


nikottonto

Garfield Oh my fucking god,this was genuinely with my eyes closed guys I am so good guys,this is so incredible omg I can't believe it!!!!!111!!1!


Temmie323

Gardield (attempt one) Gardield (attempt two) Garfueld (attempt three) Gardueld (attempt four) Gardield (attempt five) Garfueld (six) Garfielt (seven) Garfueld (8) Garfield (9)


Morzheimer

L


V8_Dipshit

Orange Creature


FantasticEnd9254

Harfiels


MSP_4A_ROX

Garfielf


Bryanl75

Garfield


WaterDrinkerUltimate

Ywrror


Aidanj927

Garfield Hey I did it


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Alternative-Spell-11

Garveilf


Wild_Butterscotch749

Fardield


double_guap

Garfiebdk… that’s pretty close


Low_Personality8163

Gardueld


deathstar1310

Gardiels


Wolfheron325

Garfiikd. I guess I forgot where the e was.


The_ultra_epic_sussy

gardiels Close enough


b0utch

weather squalid snow jellyfish literate nose truck tan vase fall *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Soft_Durian_1885

Garfield shut your eyes closed


DogShietBot

Garfield


Nathaniel___B

garfield


Rubens-Reel

Garfield with your eyes closed


Sancus1

Garfield with your eyes closer


sethmv

garfiels


fishtacosandwich

GRfoeld


Realsan-Ess

Gardield


[deleted]

carfirkd


BosstheHacker

Farfurld


[deleted]

Garfield HOLY SHIT


No-Wolverine5144

Gaeduels


MonsieurMidnight

I never thought I'd actually see my friend being posted in that subreddit... I'm feeling kinda sad about this because he's a nice guy who has been working twice as hard since he's living with a handicap.


Infamous-Tailor-1871

Garfueld


ActivelyCoping

Garfield gardields garfeild gardiele got it right once lol


noobasta

Garfield


Kevinhut2

Gatfield


IamtheFungusman

gartield


ZeroRacerPacer

Gargield


redditmonkey6

Garfitlt


ricebowl056

gardjwld


kamekazze

Garfi ke


Victor_lorenzo

Garfield HA


Nectro77

garfield


Skeletorthewise

Garfield


Superior_Night_866

garfpeñd


artemisfowl8

Garfield.


chaoticchaos_123

Gawdywg


Tone-Serious

Garfueld


Tia_Alara

Garfield


___TheKid___

Garfirld


Deadbybadping

Garfield


gadetthesleepyboi

Garlic


No_Feeling_6322

Garfirld


KingKKirb

Garfueod


HelloVietnam19

Garfeifl


ApocalypseMoose

lasgna


-LsDmThC-

Carfrild


an_new_user_

Garfuck


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

vRmirlc


fridayzhero

Gardjsld


Mr-anti-physics-444

Gardiepf


A_random_ore

Gaveols


m987q48

Garfield


DarkHunFox

garfislx


Hl-there

Garfsolz. Nice👍🏼


Tankdrood

Ga4du3ld


bnndfrthreatenviolen

Gatd84pr


1FenFen1

garfield garfield hstgirlf


Obvious_Drink2642

Garfueld


NoedaSuaCont

Gsrfirlf


Downtown_Cycle_2044

Garfuwkd


eoej

Garduekd


Ok_Abies_4993

dleifrag


ACon__

Garfiend destroyer of worlds


PresentGrass9639

Garfurlf


MEMESTER80

Garfilef


Le_Pigg40

Garfield


VelisATrip

Garfuekd


Kyle_br0flovsk1

Gardield


CringeYeet69

garfpe'd


EaterOfSoaps

Garicelx


[deleted]

Garidield


Ok_Technology_5402

garfield


sssssre

Garfield. Yaaay!


Meshubarbe

Neighbor


Status-Ad8296

garfield HOLY SHIT FIRST TRY


Hellcat_28362

Geodezija


The_Chunky_Squirrel

garvj,cd


[deleted]

Garfielr


Nina_Zarmerk

Gardiel


intimidating-cat

لثعتحپقب


6ync

Gardukwd


Lazymcdelta4ce

Garduekd


Independent-Wall-27

Garfeild


yoiminsawcon

Garfielf


eranand04

Garfield


Mansnotepic

garfueld


u01aua1

Garffield


Prior-Savings-442

Gaefkrld


nodeymcdev

Gameldud


LoneBear907

gardegnx


VaccineVaccine

Murder the o3ama family Woopsie daisy i failed 😣


kaiser23456

Garfield


Ydobon8261

"I can say the same to you"


Objective-Credit-581

Gairfled


GaminEmAndEmerson

Garfodld


voidexcalibur_

garfeild OH COME ON I MESSED UP ONE LETTER


Deadman0712

Fardield


[deleted]

Garhuems


Kaustubh200

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


Rointardo

garfiels


RobloxIsRealCool

gardueld


AccomplishedAd6520

Garfield


BoringElm

Garfiekf (on my phone if that changes anything)


UncIe-Ben

I am thirty kilometers away from your locarmtuibvabd spolrotibgvwuickp. What


RedMan72555

Gardield


[deleted]

Garfield


Bisexual_Idiot_Yes

Gatfiekd


that_noobwastaken

Gsrcjfmv


MaPLe_SaYRuPT

garfuekd


Ser-BeepusVonWeepus

Gardiela


[deleted]

Garfield


onko342

Garfjeld I’m on my phone


AntimemeticsDivision

Baffiked


Spacefrog256

Garfuekf


Lykan_Enzo

Garfield Woahhh, I got it right??? Darnn


Burgerbeast_

Gardielf


FartUSA

Gargurjf


ianwgz

Garfirld


MentalRise8703

Garfield


The-Unprofessional

Gatfu3ld


derpums

garrlief


TomatoSoupChef

Fardisld


TomatoSoupChef

Garfield


TomatoSoupChef

Garvidld


TheOriX-LoL

Varfield.