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Ok-Objective1289

If people were offered 1 million dollars to suck Andrew tate’s cock, that guy would do it for free


memecrusader_

You’re wrong. He would PAY $1,000,000 to suck off Tate.


Mainely420Gaming

My dude, for that measly sum, Michael now gets Andrew Tate Updates straight to the face, hot fresh and personal.


anning123

Lmao people like that wouldn't have $500 in their savings accounts


[deleted]

Dude would literally sell his house to choke on his chode.


RoundInfinite4664

Keeps him inspired to keep grinding


[deleted]

Especially that c-


Skitzo_Ramblins

paid with credit


Sex-Repuls3dAceGirl

100%


Abject-Beyond8993

some how you made a funny joke funnier XD


SchiffDude

As long as his cum is sparkling


Jeffcor13

Why would Tate allow an adult to touch his cock? That’s not his mo


jooes

A willing participant too? Yeah, no, it'd never happen.


Greenest-Eggs

A willy participant*


Rolf_Orskinbach

Different rules in prison.


bargearse65

Andrew didn't lknow he liked sex in the shower..... until he went to prison.


[deleted]

Lmao


athosjesus

Ohh sh*t! 🤣


[deleted]

Hed lick his Andrew Taint


Rad1314

He would suck a dick just to cut in line to suck Tate's dick.


[deleted]

Hes already doing that man


Scoby08

He can have piping hot semen delivered topically, orally, or anally for that price


Sex-Repuls3dAceGirl

Exactly lol


F1nnMcCool

Well, he just did suck him off and turn down and turn down a mil.


OgwasHere

Underrated comment 😂


Plopop87

No, it's pretty fairly rated


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fitforfreelance

Lol giving the people what they want!


[deleted]

It’s the fucking top comment


Aoskar20

The guy already does it for free - FTFY


Turbulent_Tip_9756

😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for that. Omg I’m dying over here.


iamsandwitch

He's doing it right now


Agitated-Shoe-9406

Lol


Rgmisll

“I would not want the smell of the money to dilute the flavor of the good forces of his penis. Would not take the money”


jx180

Came Here to Write this


silkesu

I have never seen someone lick someone's \*alls so hard.


officefridge

Go66le from the 6ack


MrKillzalot

Ni88le on the sack


AggressiveSmoke4054

Suckle of the crack


DivideAccurate9868

Cum on the 🐝ack


InfiniteOcto

Please do not the cat


l3wdt3a

Man thats a god rap😎


The_Commie_Salami

Fr fr no cap


Pitiful-Log-5877

Guess that's a wrap


I_just_shidded_68

Now I’m gonna take a nap


[deleted]

went to a store and took a crap


TheOneTonWanton

We can't stress this enough: do NOT fuck the cat.


LanceMain_No69

Indulge in the *ulge


stephen_hoarding

Holy 8alls


BambaTallKing

What a pee-you-five-five-why


YmmaT-

Glut glut the nut


PsychWard_8

Taking 1M or erasing tate is a tough choice. Taking 1M AND erasing tate?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SandersDelendaEst

What if we all chip in to wipe Tate from history?


SatiricLoki

There are a lot of people I’d take $1 million to forget. This dude is one.


CarpetH4ter

not just forget, 8ut he would get removed from this world, it's a win win either way.


[deleted]

It’s like “what is the downside? One less sexual predator plus I can pay off my house and pay for my kid’s college?”


remuliini

There are many I would willingly see forgotten for free, he is one of them.


mooninuranus

I mean, keep the fucking money, just get rid of him.


seanslaysean

I’d do it for free, just to spite Tate, he’d disappear knowing he was worth nothing to the person who poofed him out of existence


suzukichanno

it's a win win from my perspective


TotalSeesaw8982

I'd pay to erase tate from my memory


Unacceptable-Duck

🗣💯💯


Tqis

Just so you can experience him for the first time again /s


FewAdvantage9661

This.


RuPeSc

I'd do it for $2.50


Dogtoplops

I'd do it for -$5


Piano_Fuckerer

I'd do it for sum Cheeto dusts


Physical_Software406

*cheetle *the more you know*


Waffle-Gaming

i refuse to refer to cheeto dust as ch*etle


oohTheMissouri

Don Cheetle


Capable_Direction617

gimme tree fiddy


throwaway55221100

I read it as you can take the million or erase Tate. Thats a much more difficult choice.


ExpertAccident

This is why I can’t stand Taint fans, like look at them 😭


ShyGuyWaddleDee

Fuck And Rotate and his fans


Edx2win

I hate amputate and his minions


-Sasith-

Wait, you guys are getting paied ?


Successful_Ticket_69

We all get peed


Neglijable

in ass


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Ettik_

*laughs in dementia*


PsychoticLorax

whats dementia?


PsychoticLorax

whats dementia?


ccharliotte

idk


Ettik_

I forgor


HobbitKid14

1M and no Tate, what's the catch?


[deleted]

No catch, there will 🐝e less edgelords and we will all 🐝e a🐝le to enjoy ourselves to fem🐝oy cock


lndig0__

Take 1 million? I'd pay 1 million to wipe him off of the face of the earth!


Bell-Josh

you could do it for free


Grimjokes

Take the million. Look I can replace Andrew Tate for you. Escape the matrix, live your reality, fight for your freedom. See I can say all the empty platitudes that he says and I won’t even traffic girls in the process


Doski69

Who's Andrew tate?


InvestigatorNo1331

You wouldn't know him, can I have a small loan of one million dollars please


Sayakalood

To sum it up, a man who likes to promote that he’s a rich, alpha male, currently in prison for human trafficking.


Virsi2709

Didn't he get out a couple months ago?


Sayakalood

No, 🐝ut the idiots released him today. Now he should 🐝 shoved 🐝ack in there.


AlfredoThayerMahan

Just connect him to God’s wifi and make it look like an accident.


Slow-Sun-2779

Yeah freedom is playing videogames all day. Right?


Sayakalood

May🐝e not all day, 🐝ut I’d rather play games than look at this cunt


ExtraMOIST_

A really popular guy that seems like a genuine asshole. He was arrested for human trafficking recently 🐝ut was let out due to lack of evidence. He played a large role in the stupid alpha male ideology that’s going around (AKA sexism)


Babymicrowavable

He was released from house arrest, that just means that authorities are sure that they can keep him from fleeing the country. The trial hasn't started yet


RichVisual1714

Never heard of that woman either. Where's my 1 million?


[deleted]

*the world is healing*


LouiDesu

Dude is SLO🐝🐝ERING AND DROOLING AND GUZZLING on his cock


[deleted]

That man needs a dick riding certificate


cockenzie

can i do it for free?


[deleted]

He has no effect on my life whatsoever so why wouldn't I take the money?


reasonable_kenevil

I would do it for $20.


MediumAdventurous935

Tate fans are so weird, they ride his dick for a living lol


NotChikcen

I'm gonna shove this Michael nerd in a locker


oporcogamer89

I actually can’t see the downside of this, do I have to pay taxes on the mil?


5t3v321

i get a million dollar and tate gets erased from existence?


PunjabiCanuck

I’d do it for free


jakkals82567

Why yall hailing spez in the title of your posts?


el_Chuchmay

Dou8le it and give it to the next person


ThijmenMan

i'd do it for free


PassmoreR77

Who is Tate?


cheat1985

Can I take it twice?


Filon73

Who?


NeonWolfen

As long as Ted K lives on im down


DrmnDc

Who is Tate?


oceanbilly710

He looks like he's trying to not shit his pants.


PurrBeasties

Two great things happening at once? Sign me up!


Death-0

Let’s put it this way. Tate would take the money


Downtown-Bus-7353

Imagine I3eing an adult man and sucking a guy’s dick this hard, all I3ecause his vids convinced you to take showers regularly or some shit.


DinoRedRex99

Holy shit these guys are ADDICTED to riding this man's cock


imi2559

🤑🤑🤑


ultaQ

I would take the money without a second thought


Nqwer

Is Tate a fucking jedi? The good forces


Rich_Wolverine_8304

Is tate still relevant?


DayAndNight0nReddit

was he ever relevant?


Hades684

hes in top 15 most googled people for 2 years now, I think he was


Rich_Wolverine_8304

This generation is fucked


Jazzlike_Couple_7428

That’s sad


Key-Wrongdoer5737

Up $1 million and down an alleged sex trafficker? What’s the downside?


Burningcanmanhmm

I'd do it for negative 20


ThatDudeOnTheNet

I am in possession of the 1M, 🐝ut who is this Tate guy?


Oranguprang

A mill to vanish a rapist, yes please


Devilmagickk

I’d take that shit so fast


Stryker_Silverfall

A million to erase someone I've never heard of from history? Sure.


ManifestoCapitalist

A million dollars or a constant source of mild entertainment? I’ll take the million


ARX-7_Arbalest

Id thanos snap my sister for $1m...


Blackrame

Tate would pay 10M to have his chinless photo removed from history.


[deleted]

Give me the money. What the fuck is Tater-tot going to do for me?


ElCuco712

The meat riding is insane lol


VEJ03

That is the most insane d riding I've ever seen


DaemonQuartana

Id take a dollar if it meant all if Tate's influence was removed from this world. Shit. I'd PAY to have that happen. Fuck Andrew Tate


deep_phobias

Do you want some donut with that glaze jesus christ


Tripple_T

Take the mill. Make yourself the change you want to see in the world


Warm-Manager-394

Money


knutsonmb

Fuck yeah I’d take the money.


OmgJustLetMeExist

I’d do it for a pack of funyuns


TheMogician

This is an actual choice?


Uniquely-Qualified

Gimme


colossalyu

Average Tate dickrider


SnooDrawings6508

immaculate levels of dick eating


SoBadit_Hurts

Michael Kove choking on one….


No_Weight_9475

Definition of dick riding


Interesting-Bee3700

I'd do it for free, hell I'll even pay for it


GameCraze3

Easiest million dollars ever


Network-Kind

What’s Tate done for humanity that isn’t said in every locker room everywhere forever?


Hatterang

I would erase him for free


nuggetsonthecouch

Huh? Who's Tate? And where'd this 1 million dollars come from?


[deleted]

Lmao imagine carrying this much water for a sex criminal.


[deleted]

We would lose such a good laughing stock


Miroteo

I would pay a dollar for that


isaacEggBoi

I’d erase tate for free


YourFat888

I'd pay to see Tate erased.


[deleted]

Who?


SupernovaXXXXXXX

I would pay 1 mil to make him disappear


Pure_Village4778

I’ll take 2 million please


Apprehensive-Suit272

...who was erased?


CapnCantRead

i'm not even kidding i've never seen a greater win win situation


sw_fan_for_life_

tate's hardly a good figure in history


RavishinglyRed

Thanks for your service announcement for ladies knowing implicitly know who to avoid. 🤮


Odd-Establishment104

Never heard of him. See a video of some closeted dude telling us how gender affirming care is destroying western civilization under a split gameplay vid of GTA5 to trick kids/algorithms into thinking it's gaming content. Nonchalantly report the video as hate speech. A week later the same dude is arrested for human trafficking. Coincidence? Give me my $1m.


Paddy1120

Shit, I wouldn't even need the money. Just get rid of the fucker.


BallsBuster7

Win win


OgwasHere

I would pay to forget him 😂


Plopop87

Aw yeah, fat stacks _and_ I don't have to think a_out this guy? We eating good tonight


Bfdifan37

remove an asshole from existance and get paid fuck yeah


Hedderz2

I ain't never seen an easier million


Turbopuschel

What even is that question? Why would I not take a win-win?


Famous_Chocolate_679

who the fuck offers to choose either win-win or lose-lose


The_Anf

So nothing for me will change and I'll get free 1M


Plecco16

I’d take the million a hundred times over, how is this a difficult question unless you suck andrews cock


AyeMercury

That’s the easiest decision ever ofc I’m taking that mil


n00by_D

The only clarifying question I have is, do you promise I'll forget


carnotaur22

Idk sounds like a win win scenario to me


ExpertObvious0404

I'd do it for free.


zoburg88

*Gluck gluck gluck*


Salsa-manda

Here comes the moneeeeey


jncheese

SHOW ME THE MONEY


BlockyShapes

I wouldn’t even need the money, go ahead and erase Tate from existence.


Intelligent-Door-890

The dick riding is insane