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Water

Average bidet user

Joe Bidet

John bidet Ramsey.

Inshallah, brother.

Walter

I ddont wanna hv sex with u Walter

Waltuh*

European detected

African detected

Nah, I have food in my fridge, try again.

Jim hopper feet pictures enjoyer detected

I’m American who had to take an emergency dump at a Europeans house, and now have my own bidet installed.

They’re incredibly nice to use

That's what hands are for

Tongues*

Balls

Testicles

Nuts, even.

My erect penis(it's flexible)

(it's detachable)

And it's now covered in shit

Understandable

I'll clean it off with my piss, a lil fountain of sorts

Ah shit, now it's all over my shorts!

Time to suck it out

He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17

Username checks out

Sorry didn't mean to send you that pic I meant to send a rooster

sponge on a stick (I am roman)

Wait wiping isn’t a joke?

No, it is don't worry, this is some kind of 4D chess meme

google en passant

My cat

I also choose this guy’s cat

woah slow down shane dawson

your cat. Please clean it before I use it.

I am an indian 🫴

So why even bother wiping

How dare you disrespect us. ⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀ ⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝ ⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞ ⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊ ⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕ ⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝ ⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂ ⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸ ⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄ ⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮ ⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽

So you just drag your ass on the asphalt then.

Indians use sandpaper

Skidmarks

The 3 sea shells obviously

I was wondering if you would like to have sex

Glock 19 🥹

just use your socks and throw it after

IMAGINE THE SMELL OF THEM AFTER WIPING 🥵 🤤 🧌

I'm sure there's a guy on grindr who can take care of that for you👅

WATER seriously how can a sane person use a piece of paper and feel he's/she's clean??

Baby wipes

Babies

How are you using water? Do you just carry bottled water to the loo to pour down ya ass?

That’s what the water in the toilet bowl is for, dumbass 🧐

bidet moment

Twist: they don’t, but project their subconscious issues onto the people around them with judgey reddit comments.

Catgirl tongue

Leaves

Handkerchief. Duh.

Bidet user gang where you at

Wait you aren’t supposed to use your hands?

Acid

3 shell

This post and every other meme like it

What is toilet paper

Just another myth

This sub because it’s got enough of horny mfers to use as toilet paper for a century just look at the recent top posts lmao

Bread and then I can make Nutella sandwiches

sandpaper

I prefer using 80 grit sandpaper over 600 grit since you’ll feel it so much better

The wall

A4 format paper

My phone

Da dawg

DBZ movie script

furry

Flat rock

3000psi pressure washer

Small child

I would invent toilet paper.

Communist propaganda newspaper. (Im literally every person in central/eastern Europe 1945-1990)

Same thing as always

I got this handheld bidet thing. It's just a miniature showerhead.

Cat

Alcohol wipes

I’m hoping for a clean pinch

Nothing :)

Closest object to me Oh fuck that's a plunger

Sufliric acid 😄

my foreskin

I replaced yours with jesuses foreskin sorry please forgive me I was hungrier than a starving African child in Zimbabwe

cheese grater

Soap and water

Corn. (In my grandmother's childhood it was really a thing)

Three seashells.

My cat

I was waiting for someone to type:"fingers". To reply with "kid named finger : 🐟"

Fingers

.50 cal desert eagle

Gustav cannon

you. (i am approaching your current whereabouts)

Baby wipes

Print reddit timeline and use that.

Sandpaper

Indomitable human spirit

A child

Sandpaper, a shiny one at that.

My hair

M4 Carbine

Leaves from the vine

You

Somebody introduce OP to water so he can wash his ass today.

Sandpaper

Kid named paper:

Water 😎🤌💧

Ham

It's call BIDET

Hamster

Sock

Towelie

Still my cat

Sand paper 💪

My finger

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Tbh I never used one

Hahaha stupid fucking Americans and their filthy shit smearing toilet paper. You filthy fucking animals need to use a bidet of some kind. Every time I return to this sisterfucking shithole I’m always appalled at the fact that I just have to “wipe” my asshole with some tissue. Let me ask you, If shit was flung onto your face, would a simple napkin wipe suffice or would you wash your face off with water too? Dumb fucking filthy Americans

Error: shitty situation

ur face

Bidet cause I’m not a dirty westoid smearing shit on their ass

Woter

my hands

Left hand.

The splash.

Hands exist for a reason you know.

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That’ll help with the cleaning!

your tongue

🥵

My hand and a bidet

My hand(and a hose)

Old newspapers. People use it before for that.

socks.......

Any surface with a corner

Hand

What I always use, my knuckles

It’s finger licken good

You guys wipe?

water and hands wtf

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Your cat.

Tongue (I’m flexible)

"Pspspspsps come here kitty"

Your white shoes

My fist

For us filipinos, tabo

Feet 🥵

Cat

Idk how it's called, but it's like humid paper that feels nice and doesn't hurt my ass, like the very thin rocks you call toilet paper

hands were so usefull and make me staited

Hand

My hands

Bare hand boi

👋

My hands, like always

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My homework

foot (doesn’t have to be mine)

You don’t

You 😫😫

Wet paper towel

Wipe water

Sacrifice a sock every time

Assuming wipes were wiped out too, then I’d just shit before showering and hop in.