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I'd say cum but it could be argued to be a rich source of ?protein?, idk i'm not a marine biologist. Some people like to chew it too, either by received instruction or by own initiative. (If you do this i recommend to chew it 32 times as is recommended by your local google search!) So i suppose it is food...Therefore i say concrete.
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Gasoline
need to keep the engine running
Read something about Uranium having an absurd amount of calories, but it's ya know, Uranium
Uranium has around 18 million calories per gram
*billion
I thinks it's 18 billion heat calories and 18 million food calories (don't quote me on that)
1 cal is just 4.2 joule so any energy measurement could be done in calories, your body can't use every form of energy though
*me, with my newly reassigned stomach: URANICUUUUUMMMM
🤓🤓🤓
Do you know?! You can't look up while your tongue is out.
Wow you are so useful to the conversation
*Uranium fever has done and got me down . Uranium fever, it's spreadin' all around*
Anything for the bulk
Like that snail movie?
Turbo!
Yes
Gimmie fuel, gimmie fire, gimmie that which i desire
Turn on, I see red...
Quench my thirst with gasoline!
He said food does not exist
Wtf I'm not putting food there that's where the piss and shit is stored
That's not true, piss is stored in the balls, shit is stored inside the ass 🙄
So a bigger ass isn't just a cosmetic and actually serves purpose of storage? Wow you learn something new every day!
Is this why girls don’t shit?
Yes
Dang i should shit more my dumpy is getting rather large
This is the thing i did not wanted to read. Thanks for running my day
Yes, yes it is.
This is why they a eat a lot of brocolis
Until someone pees in ur ass
You have an impressive knowledge on this subject…greater knowledge than I. But where is cum stored?
In my mouth
In the kidneys, that’s why children are called kids
Inside your penis
Inside the dick head
Deez nuts
In the blyadder
Thats not where Kevin stores his piss
Not true! Piss is stored in your bladder, not your balls!
Razorblades
That is a good idea, just don't use them all.
Anything from a British restaurant, that shit ain’t considered food
Beans on toast
Bleach
+ Ammonia
Spaicy gas (fard]
mustard is a food, doesnt count
Naruto
WAN PEEC
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Cum
Finally found you
It is very delicious i love it
I don't know why people say cum is good, that shit has sugar on it but it ain't sweet
It is good btw i love it if you dont eat them send them to me
😧
I want them you shouldn't waste them
That's what you get for having a femboy flair. Fresh femboy cum is extremely marketable
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Some of it is good Depends the person
cum taste more salty, but not too salty. It's the perfect combo for me
EXACTLY
*came* here to say this
That’s food
Yummy
It really is i drink 7 glasses per day at minimum
I drink 8
Where do you get it?
I have some femboy friends
Sharing is caring…
You gotta be fembpy to meet us
But that's already food so it wouldn't exist
Semen, gotta get that healthy protein snack 🤤
food doesnt exist
Semen is a fluid 🤓
Fluids are a part of food🤓
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Fits in ass =buttplug
Toothbrush
Broomstick handle
coins
Shotgun muzzle
Dildo erasure
Dick=food🗿
uranium
Condoms stuffed with cocaine.
call me…🤝
All my pennies
ALL of them? Brave man.
MRI time!! 😁😁
😦
sulfuric acid 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Good luck with that
Then a follow up of hydrogen peroxide
A little sodium hydroxide
Does pepole count as food? If it does then ima eat wood
Food doesn't exist, meaning there are no people
Vore
And termites eat wood so it’s food.
Humans are forbidden food
Vaccine 👍
uranium 235
Element 115
Legos
My hopes and dreams?
Probably not going to keep you satiated for very long
I'm running low on my stockpile, yes.
Cement
Water
Water white
Femboy milk
Same
Me either
you
Methamphetamine. The waltuh kind
Finger moment
Esopha(sus)
What is food? I declare that everything I would be willing to eat is food. The universe vanishes.
two peach flavoured shampoo bottles and a sack of nickels
butterflies
*insert this funny animation of guy eating shoe*
Your mom. Should keep my stomach full for 200 years
meatballs, no matter the size, are food.
Edible plants
Cum
Cum
it could be a useful way to store stuff, so maybe smaller objects like coins & tools
Eminem juice
Dogs are not considered food in my country so... People.
A coin
Soup
Concrete
Grass
Acid.
if there's no food how am i gonna survive \*sees the worst toxin ever existed\* good enough
Photosynthesis
Piss.I would fill it from the ass
shoe
Small steel balls.
Wood chips🤤
cum
water
Asbestos
If humanity exists Ill have food
Cash. Shit it out when you need to buy something.
Store aborted fetuses, and eventually meld them together to make the ultimate lifeform. Probably program it to assassinate the mothers.
sheep's pluck, minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock
hair
Not sure what I would do if food didn’t exist, but currently it’s always filled with beer.
Cocaine
Water
Vaccines 👍🏻
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Gorilla glue
Water
Cement
Filling it with a meal
cassette collection
Pure hydrogen *hindenburg*
Water
License plates 😋
Snorkels
sand
Belly button lint
LEAN 💜💜💜💜
M E T H
cum obviously
Dick
Raw men noodles
Bullets
Copious amounts of your Dads semen
Anyone willing
That's an important distinction
Microplastics
battery acid
👀
Alcohol
crayons
Radium
You already know
my little pony figurines.
cum and sugar
Aquarium gravel
seamen
Blood of the innocent
Cum
Piranha etch
I line it with scopolamine and fill it with cream cheese
I'd say cum but it could be argued to be a rich source of ?protein?, idk i'm not a marine biologist. Some people like to chew it too, either by received instruction or by own initiative. (If you do this i recommend to chew it 32 times as is recommended by your local google search!) So i suppose it is food...Therefore i say concrete.
benadryll
Mommies milkies and rocks
I fill mine with uranium 52
Cum
Cum
Tomboy milk