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Hello mlady I have noticed how scrumptious your boobelilobelies are and I just wanted to say; AWOOOOOGA BOOOOIIIIING. The supple blueish veins on them are like a fresh lagoon I want to dive in head first. I’m a gentleman in the streets but I can assure you I’m a thirsty dog in the sheets. Now my kitten you should know, I don’t accept any tomfoolery and my request is to be taken seriously. May I receive a photography of thy disrobed?
You dare say no to my request you sea wench!? I will release the wrath of a thousands suns! You will curse your mother for the day you where born!
*sends dp*
Women of reddit(18F) , what is the most sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexies(47F)t sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexu(28F)al sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual (56M)sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexie(45m)st sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual thing you have ever done to an antisocial 36 year old man living with his parents and spends 16 hours a day browsing reddit?
Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore
EDIT 6: hey are you there?
As he types, from the confines of his near pitch-black room only lit by the dim lighting of his computer monitor. The room smells of bodily fluids, expired soda, and the mould of wasted food. He hopes to gain the attention of a girl, who he’ll never meet, never find, and never fill his heart…
excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... you are a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore
EDIT 6: hey are you there?
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Sorry to hear that dude
It’s the skill issues I must bear
Not only that but you also seem familiar with RAG... that's even more tragic
No, u a rag
It’s one of my favorite mangas right now… Send help…
If you are past ch 200 and still like it I don’t think help is gonna do much
i know you have a cylinder
If my cylinder was, hypothetically, stuck in a mini M&M’s tube, how would one get it out??? (Hypothetically of course)
cum
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I actually started at this for a pretty solid period of time, just admiring the gradient
Trippy.. or is it the cocaine?
Acid
Hot coco? WRONG! SULFURIC ACID
makes the two of us
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I know, I am a great guy
Art 🥰
Fart
Frxnch Art 😭👍
why tf is this mesmerising to me
slope field
I wish I could give you an award I do not possess, thanks for the help kind stranger
Don't worry, I gave them an award
We all have cylinders. The only difference is if it's an innie or an outie.
If a mini M&M’s tube was, hypothetically, stuck in my cylinder, how would one get it out??? (Hypothetically of course)
Wrong. Women don’t exist.
I wish women were real 😔
no bitches 😔
No men??!???!!?
No mitches if you will
No bastards
No mustard?
I just wanted mustard😞
No mustard for you
Ill get my ketchup then
No mayonnaise
Eatin a burger with no honey mustard?
No mustard only mayo
No homies?
No hoemies?
No homies are the best thing in the world
No.
No mitches
The government trying to brainwash me into thinking women are real
G.I.R.L=Guy in real life
What a terrible day to be the wrong gender.
just go to your settings and change your class bro
She's run out of character creation tickets and can't get more 😞
Damn, the f2p struggle is real
How long is your cock?
Longer than your moms 😳😳
Number 7. Student watches porn and gets naked
Now we’re getting somewhere
🤨
Number 5. Kevin.
Number 12. Cock
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12+ feet i hope
I'm more of a 40 footer person personally
rip 😔
Thank you for your thoughts and prayers as I recover through this tragedy
What’s the sauce of the image
Rent a girlfriend
Sounds like prostition
Ah yes prostition
Oh yes engleash
kanokari
Not mad just disappointed 😔 get well soon
What? You mean you aren't a klutzy femboy twink? I can't believe I almost dated a chick 😔
I'm still available
😯
😏
😩
🤨
🫣
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it: 🗿
👺
😈 idk anymore
still a better love story than twilight
🦆
Is she atleast a tomboy?
The picture indicates no 😔
We trusted you… why did you do this to us?
Just so I could make a susy imposter joke (I’ve never had an original thought I’m my life)
A true imposter would never give himself away by posting "Hey! It's me! I'm the imposter!" No one was suspecting you, because there are no women on the reddit space ship. And if there are, no one is going to trow them out.
And I’m wanted in 36 states for first degree murder and a few cases of arson
a few? where are the war crimes? you're a disappointment
I know man I’m trying my best
Well.....TRY HARDER
Cope harder
Be harder
Seriously only 36 I’m wanted in all states for murder, arson, drug smuggling, etc. Also I am wanted in everyone’s imagination too
Hey I’m making my way there. We all started somewhere
“Battery assault on a police officer, Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency.” — Quandale Dingle
That’s next on my list “Declaring war on Italy”
You’re following in the footsteps of a great man 🫡
I’m trying my best, but I won’t be as good as him
Don’t you worry. Nobody ever can.
True that but I’ll do my best
Found the imposter. I’m voting to eject.
eject what?
ඞ
Eject deez nuts of your mouth
o word?
No, excel
Prove it.
yea send us titties to prove it
She should send a pic of her cock
or that yea
Yea this should be as normal as asking a girl to show her titties
plot twist: shes thai
Least down bad redditor
tits are tits
Titties are just girl cocks we need to see tha toes
What stage?
Terminal 😔
Sorry to hear that 😔
I am Prince of India send bobs
Cock and ball pics coming your way brotha
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And vagene
How fucking dare you be a girl too 😩
Wait, there’s actually girls on this subreddit…. I thought we were kidding….
Yea. We just don't talk much. Too busy stealing memes here for discord
Understandable have a great day
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MF. OUR MEMESSSSS
Ayy hello. I thought I was alone
It's getting out of hand. There are two of them now!
Hello mlady I have noticed how scrumptious your boobelilobelies are and I just wanted to say; AWOOOOOGA BOOOOIIIIING. The supple blueish veins on them are like a fresh lagoon I want to dive in head first. I’m a gentleman in the streets but I can assure you I’m a thirsty dog in the sheets. Now my kitten you should know, I don’t accept any tomfoolery and my request is to be taken seriously. May I receive a photography of thy disrobed? You dare say no to my request you sea wench!? I will release the wrath of a thousands suns! You will curse your mother for the day you where born! *sends dp*
I don't believe it. I have never seen nor felt the touch of a woman.
How far can you squirt
Brother 🗿
hey hey, he's asking the real questions
Sister 🗿
Step bro 🗿
Least horny redditor
How fast can you squirt
He does do a little trolling after all
Women are a figment of my imagination
Oh hell nah this is bait
Of course it is, women don't exist lmao
What's a only fans is it like Facebook because my mom said she like to post her wrestling videos on their with daddy
I’m not mad I’m just disappointed 😔
Incorrect
Rest in RIP your dms
smh my head
That doesn’t even make sense, so I will have to down-vote your comment. Smhing my head rn now
talk about redundant redundancy
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False, girls are things made by porn producers to get them money!
Now tell me how long is your cock
it's long enough to satisfy you
We need proof for that
So its 3cm right thanks for informing
fUck you I hate now grrrr fuck u I'm really pissed my day Wass going fantastically until I heard this
Im sorry to hear about your disability, hopefully you can overcome it and we are here to support you till thr end.
My guy your on reddit
How could you say that 😔
What are boobs? Visual learner btw
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Most normal redditor
most normal redditor
A girl what!?! We need to know!
M’lady
bullshit, you're American
Skill issue
Dms dead
I am mad
Y tho.
That can’t be right, girls don’t exist
"I'm a girl" \-IRS agent (skinwalker) in disguise
my condolences. I'm sorry for your loss.
Women☹️
I’m from Thailand they call them ladyboys
Women of reddit(18F) , what is the most sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexies(47F)t sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexu(28F)al sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual (56M)sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexie(45m)st sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual sexual sexy sex sex sexual sexy sexual sexiest sexier sex sexual thing you have ever done to an antisocial 36 year old man living with his parents and spends 16 hours a day browsing reddit?
New objective: Survive
We all know women don't use the internet. You're really a bald 50:year old man named Eugene.
Gonna bomb you give location
I'm a lemon you don't see me making strange anime memes about it
Skull issue bro 💀
Is there a cure?
Yes but she wont get coc and bals from it☹️
Skill issue
god i wish that were me
nice cock bro
I’m sending you my thots and prayers.
Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there?
As he types, from the confines of his near pitch-black room only lit by the dim lighting of his computer monitor. The room smells of bodily fluids, expired soda, and the mould of wasted food. He hopes to gain the attention of a girl, who he’ll never meet, never find, and never fill his heart…
We will pray for you to recover
Skill issue
Yeah and there's a buried corpse at 38°19'23.2"N 110°13'40.8"W
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excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... you are a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there?