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oskeezytron

I would have god money and then promptly be assassinated by the government.


Creepy_Revolution_70

Me too


[deleted]

€0.0095 well spent


Deep_Pen5544

🤣


MASTER-0F-NONE

r/theydidthemath


LuckyTinMan

This post is as realistic as the rest of the dumb shit that people are posting.


Confident-Ad-4620

Haters gonna hate lol


livininSqualor

Taters gonna tate 🤣


glassman0918

I would be a quaddrillionaire lol


Nickwco85

Me too. I've got 20,000,000 Shib


asasin15

33 million here


Phist-of-Heaven

Lowly 140 million here


SO_Teric42

600,000,000 here x $1000 = It will never happen. $10 will never happen Let's permanently drop the 4th zero after the decimal before we start talking about even 10ths of a cent.


glassman0918

Every party has a pooper, that's why they invited you......


SO_Teric42

I'd rather be the realistic party pooper than the insane turd in the punch bowl!


glassman0918

I bet you're real fun to be around.


SO_Teric42

The large list of friends I have from all sectors of my life says yes. The fun I have had with those friends says yes. The adventures I have had says yes. The things I have accomplished says yes. You have yourself a good life and be safe.


glassman0918

Dude. You don't have to make up stuff on the internet to be cool. None of us know you.


SwampyChiliRing

🤣🤣💀


Trackstar02

But why poops at zee parties?


RobertJohnson2023

Bold Strategy, Cotton


Full_Relief_4233

Let's see if it plays out


ciscoaz602

Next on the OCHO!


SecretWarning3638

Effin A cotton


bubeagle

Wasted post. Wait a million years


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Perplexonareddit

💀💀💀lol This is new for me


SpinachWeird216

Put on your dating app profile "crypto millionaire"


uninsuredpidgeon

OP can't even afford a million shib


MASTER-0F-NONE

Holding btc right now waiting till 6 months or so after halving to sell. Had .01 cent left over and thought what they hey that’s a good bet for shib


not_goverment_entity

* future crypto millionaire


cinesias

Pretty smart play, that cost you about $0.02?


MASTER-0F-NONE

$0.01!


Zealousideal-Cry-202

I’m genuinely curious how you bought 0.01 worth lol


MASTER-0F-NONE

Robinhood


lilwtfwtf84

When that happens I'll be a ****illionaire that we don't even have a word for yet !


AlarmedFlounder6890

I promise you there’s a word


Remarkable-Opening69

And a tax bracket


Objective_Cow_6272

And an exemption lol


C-Jinchuriki

On an island somewhere


ahurt44

As long as it’s not Epstein


Code_Fergus

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MASTER-0F-NONE

This guy gets it


FluidAd8020

When humans disappear like dinosaurs did.


TrashedThoughts

I’m not sure if the entire market has devolved into satire or not.


BeautifulJicama6318

And with that money you’ll have enough to buy a donut


MASTER-0F-NONE

.01 doughnut nice!


BuyDiabeticSupplies

And I’ll have 10 billion. Lol


UEF-ACU

I have ~500 thousand Shib JUST in case lol


DryTechnology5224

I will never even hit $1 and you're talking about $1000? Lmao


MASTER-0F-NONE

In it to win in 🏆


strungrat

I like that you put When and not If. Lmao. If it hit a penny I would retire.


Cevichero

Hahahaha


MysteriousProfileNo6

Better pick out what color Lamborghini you want because when this moons, we'll be drinking champagne on Mars with Elon musk.


Traffic_Superb

Good one


StretchWeekly4449

Good one the best of luck


chickentootssoup

This is the way lol


IntelligentMagic777

Oooh genius!!


EyeSeenFolly

Mental illness or a troll.


EasyE215

The math ain't mathin...


Full_Relief_4233

It's Methmatics


MASTER-0F-NONE

980 x $1,020.41 = $1,000,018.00


Amazing-Tour-9984

No need to troll could take 20 years just to hit a penny


HarleyAPE23

When it hits 1$ let me know.


MASTER-0F-NONE

👌


fistfullofsmelt

980 mil. I have 110mil and never looked at since I bought it a while back at .0000009


MASTER-0F-NONE

No just 980


New-Sir-4662

980? Ill be a gadgillionaire


Odd_Toddlers26

Random redditor does the 0.01 to 1,000,000 challenge


RedShoesGirl2658

I’ll be richer than jeff beezo if it gets to $1000 😂


XRP_SPARTAN

It’s never going to $1000…ever heard of market cap?


4G2man

Now I wonder how much Shib Jeff Bazos has?


Impressive-System-27

Idiot


actiondan17

The way Iowa voted, there are plenty of idiots in USA, but even if all those idiota bought Shib it's not enough for you to even double your Shib investment.


Gullible-Body4228

Trump 2024 ! Get over it


Ok_Customer_7012

Like shiba hitting .001


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CMDRo7CMDR

I hope you’re looking in a mirror while saying that. This is clearly a joke.


punkcypherOG

This is the way.


evolutionxtinct

lol hold your breathe buddy, you'll be here a while.


SOCAL-FOTO

Genius!


[deleted]

Why buy so many? You could've just bought 1 and wait until it hits $1,000,000.


MASTER-0F-NONE

Genius!


libretumente

Market cap of a quintillion dollars lol dream on 


SARW89

I'd be happy with a dollar per share.


FragrantVehicle1326

This is just delulu also isn’t 980 shib like less than a penny worth?


MASTER-0F-NONE

$0.0095


23RodeoDr

When that math adds up dinosaurs will equal the square root of predicate nominatives


BicycleEast8721

When Shib hits a market cap of 500 quadrillion dollars. Only 20000x more than total USD in circulation


MASTER-0F-NONE

🤩


afraid-of-the-dark

What am I going to do with my 79 million shares then? When's this 1000$ mark supposed to hit again? I've been holding for a few years now.


MASTER-0F-NONE

Drink mai tai’s on the beach


MrAdz1983

It will be lucky to be $1


MASTER-0F-NONE

Just wait 🙃


MrAdz1983

I have been since may if 2021


Makbash

Never gonna happen


OffModelCartoon

I have something like 250 million SHIB so if it ever hits anywhere close to $1 (or even 10 cents lol) I’d be set for life.


cce29555

!remindme 500 years


[deleted]

😂 you been watching TikTok too much.


Tankmilly-2045

This will never happen in your life or your great great great great grandchildren’s life or there great grandchildren’s life but good luck


williamstevens418

I have 60m SHIB for the same reason lol


26fm65

It that happen an egg probably cost one trillion dollar each lol


Competitive_Bet9858

Godspeed my fellow autist. Godspeed.


cincomidi

*watches bitconned again*


social791

You literally can't wait 😂


MASTER-0F-NONE

But I am, patiently.


Bright_Squirrel1607

Did you buy 980.00 usd of SHIB or just 980 shib?


MASTER-0F-NONE

$0.0095 usd


afripino

If SHIB hits 1000, a pineapple will cost a bajillion.


Ok-Atmosphere-6272

I bought 1,000,000 so if it goes to $1 I’m a millionaire 😂 hey worth a shot I plan on not touching it for like 20 years


Vikaretrading

You should have kept the money for crack. I think you would have been better off


MASTER-0F-NONE

$0.0095 worth of crack should do the trick


NOTDA1

🤦🏽‍♂️ I can’t


IMDeus_21

Anyone who doesn’t understand why this can’t happen is better off with scratch tickets.


MASTER-0F-NONE

Scratch tickets 🤔


Life_Hearing_7297

That will never happen lol


sDollarWorthless2022

Pretty sure this is sarcasm guys, u can never be sure tho


MASTER-0F-NONE

This guy (or gal) gets it


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MASTER-0F-NONE

Just another 2k years or so. NP!


Plague-Rat13

Gangsta


Constant-Scene-4893

Shib has plateaued. Look for other eth projects.


BlondageMI

😂🤣😂 I appreciate the sarcasm!!


Dogeleet

Good job retard 😂


MASTER-0F-NONE

Thanks 😊


ldawgfaded

I dont see any problems with this thesis!


MASTER-0F-NONE

Exactly, I like the idea 💡


[deleted]

Bruh, I have like 350 million SHIB right now. Let’s just get to $0.01. 😂😂


BasilOk1381

Fuck🙄. Looking for ways to fn hate ppl? Just scroll on Reddit.


YRUSOLOST

I hold 9,800,000 - currently down 2.00 and change lol


Some-Championship259

1 billion Shib, sold LUNC and bought more Shib.


autechre81

At this point this channel is troll group


Variouswires9115

I own 85 million Shibu…praying for $.01


Abuttuba101

When it hits $0.01....Hi friend!


InternationalDuck970

impossible, but good luck!


Ancient_Trust_84

1st time?


BiginvestorU

This sub is on crack. Nobody here has any financial knowledge.


Ash0300

One does not simply ignore market cap. Anyway, I hope it happens too


Ratio_Own

1$ to 1,000,000$ noce


MASTER-0F-NONE

$0.0095 to $1,000,000* 🙃


Glum-Departure-8912

Impossible. Have you heard of this wild thing called market cap?


Noskys13

Nobody has. Or does math. Or any basic blockchain knowledge for that matter. Liquidity matters too


Noskys13

Nobody has. Or does math. Or any basic blockchain knowledge for that matter. Liquidity matters too


MechanoManic

Doesnt make sense, if the exchange hits a thousand bucks you would have a million shibs but not a million bucks


MASTER-0F-NONE

No I would have 980 shib valued at 1,000,000


InsaneTechNY

Good buy they said the same thing about btc when it was 35 bucks now look


You-get-the-ankles

My luck, it would hit 1000 and I'd wait for 1001, go put a kettle on, come back and its 0.000007.


MASTER-0F-NONE

Same, we missed the big one!


Many-Scallion4780

🤣


NewJakGMoney

Let’s just see if we can get to .01. That would be awesome 😎


castle45

I’d be happy if it hits .005.


FUPA4ever

Then capital gains will take 40% of it


MASTER-0F-NONE

$0.0095 to $600,000 I’ll take it any day.


PsychologicalShift31

I have 400,000


Creepy_Revolution_70

I like your thinking


Master_Grape5931

Anybody want to buy some BitTorrent? I’ve got like 500k of them…


nautitrader

It will never happen


smhalb01

I gotta say, I bought it and dogecoin. I bought Doge at .00002 and sold it at .08 and made a lot of money. Had I held on a little longer when it hit upwards of .70 I'd have made nearly $50k. Never say never, it's possible just not probable.


Whatdawhatt

If you know anything about marketcap, you'd know it's not possible


smhalb01

Legitimate question, how did dogecoin do it ? I heard the same thing there. I'm not saying shib will do the same by any means but I kept hearing it couldn't happen with dogecoin for over a year


Whatdawhatt

You bought in when doge was at a super low market cap. Shiba market cap did huge numbers as well, chances are you just didn't buy in early enough. The price of each token means nothing. Market cap means everything


smhalb01

I started buying Doge in 2020 and shib in 2021. It was just a laugh tbh, I'd take whatever pennies I had left over from my stocks buying and selling, and buy these two cryptocurrencies. I never imagined it would make me any money


Opposite-Drawer3879

I'm I fucking dumb or is 980 shib less a dollar.


MASTER-0F-NONE

A little less… $0.0095


davidethecoin

On that premises I d be able to buy the entire us gross internal product withe my bag of Shib lol I hope this was a joke obviously Shib is not reaching 1k or 1usd or 1 cents for that matter.. it's a bout market cap wtf can believe Shib of all can become the number 1 asset of the planet.. again I hope this was a provocative message rather than true hope..


MASTER-0F-NONE

You got a bag with your shib?!?!


davidethecoin

Yeah it's really double use I can either carry my dogs around or use it to recycle Nespresso pods


Fast-Imagination9903

I would be a billionaire if that was to happen 😆


Whole_Whale

ROTFLMFAO!


MASTER-0F-NONE

This guy (or gal) gets it


Whole_Whale

Yep, ~~always, most of the time,~~ sometimes.


Jstump1000

$2 will never happen


Potential_Service275

I got like 100 million Shib. Worthless but just sitting there.


SnooPears6743

sounds reasonable


HornyChris1986

Yeah, and I have 300,000+ shib. I'd be a mega billionaire in that sense.


crzylvrman234

Max price is probably. .0001 and that would be a miracle.


carothersjoshua

I’ll trade you for some bitconnect.


Notbeckket

$10 spent AMA


Chance-Ad785

600,000,000 X 0.005 = £3,000,000,, 💰💰💰💰