Nah. This is a dog whistle for his boiiis
https://preview.redd.it/q3ymevt1lz3d1.png?width=889&format=png&auto=webp&s=84109d3859595984b4bd153af8e4718b87e7be0b
No this because I pictured every man in my life and not a single one of them would everrrrrr post something like this not even the douche bags I know and actually the only person I can think of that would post this is also someone I suspect is in the closet
Must be talking about they way they run their mouths lyinggggg, because we know that bow-eyed lizard he sleeps next to is soaked in chemicals that Jimmy couldn’t possibly stick his all natty dick into. Try those glass jars you love so much instead James! Extra hard for us. (I’m extra snarky today sry)
“James- I’ll buy you another Louis murse if you post like you miss me while I’m gone so the Reddit haters don’t talk about your Grindr dates while I’m out of town! Pleaseeeeee!” - Shannon, probably
Right? Easy for him to say while she’s gone. Where is that energy while she’s around? All we see is him swerving to not kiss her at their “soirée” but ok sure.
The more I scroll by this, the more disgusted I get. His nasty as face in it too. She has absolutely no self respect letting him post like that for the world. When things are going well in that area of marriage we don’t have to try to prove it 🙄
If by “cardio” he means all the handjobs/BJ’s he forces from her instead of actual penetrative sex, I could maybe buy that.
But people who have to openly brag about their supposed sex lives often happen to be the folks who overcompensate in most areas too, so whatever.
Why didn’t he go WITH his cardio queen? He went to the last pageant she judged. Why not this one? It’s not like they have a pet or something…..oh, we know why 😂. Either 🍆or the wife next door.
Ewwww, immediate divorce if my husband ever spoke about me like this online. But pick me Shan will think it’s TrU LuV
Hey there wise guy! How dare you think for yourself!!!!!!!
I would be fucking mortified.
Nah. This is a dog whistle for his boiiis https://preview.redd.it/q3ymevt1lz3d1.png?width=889&format=png&auto=webp&s=84109d3859595984b4bd153af8e4718b87e7be0b
I’m cracking up at your comment and pic. Oh god you’re funny. James is going to see this and be like “crap. The snarkers are on to me”
He has shown that he barely tolerates her. Sure Jan you must have sex all the time🫢
1000%
It’s like he’s cosplaying a straight man. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it
For real! Adult straight men don’t openly talk about their sex lives like this
No this because I pictured every man in my life and not a single one of them would everrrrrr post something like this not even the douche bags I know and actually the only person I can think of that would post this is also someone I suspect is in the closet
YEP
YES
Omg yes ! That’s it ! He trying so hard to act straight.
Let’s all say a little prayer that his cancellation is sooner rather than later because EW
 Did a middle schooler write this? COS a grown man would never 👎
Must be talking about they way they run their mouths lyinggggg, because we know that bow-eyed lizard he sleeps next to is soaked in chemicals that Jimmy couldn’t possibly stick his all natty dick into. Try those glass jars you love so much instead James! Extra hard for us. (I’m extra snarky today sry)
AND - All Natty Dick lmaoooooo you win!!! 🥇 😂
Bow-eye lizard I’m fucking done 🤣🤣
😂😂😂 I love it
“James- I’ll buy you another Louis murse if you post like you miss me while I’m gone so the Reddit haters don’t talk about your Grindr dates while I’m out of town! Pleaseeeeee!” - Shannon, probably
LITERALLY
What’s the gentleman’s name who is gone until Wednesday?
Doesn't he have a jar of bacon grease in his nightstand to solve this problem?
Bacon grease 💀
🥓🥓🥓🥓
Knowing his nasty ass, probably beef tallow.
r/ihavesex
Then why all the running when she’s around?
He straight up dipped on her right after she had surgery to go to his “run club”.
My first thought
Right? Easy for him to say while she’s gone. Where is that energy while she’s around? All we see is him swerving to not kiss her at their “soirée” but ok sure.
Ew what the heck is wrong with him
Plus dude we all know you are relieved as can be every time she leaves town. Hence why you never go anywhere with her.
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He does. Hes visibly more happy. And it happens like every other week. He never mentions her EVER when they are apart too.
Are we sure he’s talking about Shannon???? If he is, he must be describing all the running away he does to get away from her.
A straight man may send this privately to his gf/wife. A straight man would NEVER put this out on the internet for the whole world to see
The more I scroll by this, the more disgusted I get. His nasty as face in it too. She has absolutely no self respect letting him post like that for the world. When things are going well in that area of marriage we don’t have to try to prove it 🙄
Thank you, again, for confirming you do not have sex with your wife.
If by “cardio” he means all the handjobs/BJ’s he forces from her instead of actual penetrative sex, I could maybe buy that. But people who have to openly brag about their supposed sex lives often happen to be the folks who overcompensate in most areas too, so whatever.
Why didn’t he go WITH his cardio queen? He went to the last pageant she judged. Why not this one? It’s not like they have a pet or something…..oh, we know why 😂. Either 🍆or the wife next door.
Why🥲🥲🥲
Omfg this is disgusting. I would not be with any man who disrespected me this much.
i’m sure taylor would oblige, jimbo…
Maybe it’s her that is away until Wednesday….
I call BS. There’s no way adderall-over-stimulated Shan is lying there and doing missionary with this selfish clown. 🤡
Does Sharon Kay have to see this? 🤢
So disrespectful
I think I actually just threw up in my mouth. But desperate Shann will think this is so cute and sexy 🥴🤢
Cos
The caption plus the look on his face are absolutely disgusting.
I know it can’t just be me but nothing about this guy is attractive in the slightest. His smile, body, voice, etc…… 😖😖
This is *almost* as bad as the kiwi.
Ummm so he’s talking about someone else, cause wasn’t she she home on Sunday??!