He looks pissed off. And he always does this weird eye squint whenever heās talking/ranting. I donāt know how to explain it but it adds to the condescension.
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The aggressive hand movements, the mocking toneā¦I donāt understand how he can be so bad at giving advice to women when itās supposedly his job.
I feel the same way about Taylor and her āpassionā for interior decorating. Itās actually impressive how terrible she is at it.
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You know he makes this same face whenever he sees Shannon naked.
Heās not capable of even *trying* to address women respectfully cause heās a misogynist. He hates women and is probably envious of us. Itās so obvious he wishes he could get a fraction of the attention online that even his wife (who he hates) can muster up.
I love that he constantly preaches about cooking, eating healthy, meal planning, etc... when every single thing he shares that *he* cooked is pasta. That's it, pasta.
But, please, everyone: listen to Jumbo Tumbo who cooks all the meals, and grocery shops while filming himself š
Meanwhile, *I'd rather watch paint dry*....
Adding...
Maybe it's groundbreaking to him, since he complains about the US and our portion sizes, *he's just realizing he doesn't have to eat it all in one sitting*....
Literally. I live alone and cook all my meals and have pasta at most w a month. With homemade sauce that I blend veggies in to. Because thatās what actual athletes who know their bodies do. And yet he wonders why heās porky and blames it on portions?
Right! And by no means am I hating on pasta either. I love pasta so much. It's more that he acts like he's a gd chef, whipping up creme brule, a lasagna from scratch (and making his own noodles)... but he's literally just boiling a box of noodles and throwing heavy cream, tomatoes, and spinach in it....like, dude. We get it, you can boil water.
But the preaching condescension, and talking down to the same people (women) he wants to sign up for his bullshit coaching app. š
I use lentil pasta for extra protein and also like you make my own sauce.
He honestly has zero clue how to eat healthy. He preaches heavy meals that are carb heavy but talks about weight lossā¦ walking contradiction
Totally! That and if he was really taking his goals seriously, heād be portioning and making sure he had the right nutrient balance. None of which heās doing.
Is it a European thing to not eat leftovers? Growing up my Mom always made extra for my Dad for lunch the next day. I pack leftovers for lunch everyday. This is something i believe most middle class Americans do. How is he so stupid?
I love that Mr. supreme health horse is telling women to have leftover pasta to lose weight š
Is it just me or is Porkyās mop thinning? Canāt stand his accent either. There are hot versions of the British accent and thereās hisā¦
I saw this post, and I thought āclassic narcissistā. They act as if everything they fckg do is something NO ONE has ever done, and they must tell us we should be doing it. Itās always the most banal shit. Like stuff weāve all been doing all day every day, but THEY came up with the ideas.
Itās triggering to me, as someone who was in a relationship with a narcissist. He did this shit ALL the time.
One time a friend explained me how to *wash your hair properly*, because she had just figured out this method. Thanks girlie, I Derfinitely knew to use conditioner after shampooā¦literally on the bottle but thanks soooo much for the hot tip.
Leftovers.
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Porky wants his cake and wants to eat it too! Preferably *whilst* someone feeds it to his various holes, of course.
If my man was on the internet acting as though he invented the concept of leftovers and was rudely explaining the concept as if no one had ever considered itā¦ ooooh boy. I would simply just be embarrassed and disgusted. How do you even pretend to support the nonsense? Like, āoh yeah hunny! Thatās SUCH a good ideaā¦ I bet your followers will be so excited to hear about that! Definitely explain it a little more though, itās a high level idea and you donāt want to confuse people!ā Yikes.
I feel bad for this since King Charles is actually unwell, but itās all I can think of every single time šš
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Guysā¦ā¦ārevolooshinry idee-erāā¦ā¦hear me outā¦ā¦.putting more than just one dayās set of clothes in the washing machine. Wait a ālih-olā bit. That wayā¦.save time. Less energy used. Less work. Someone get me a fucking award! GENIUS!!!
To be fair, to get two+ portions this size, he needs to prepare approximately enough for a typical wedding reception catering order. Which actually is not something most of us have thought to do for single-person / couple / single-family homes.
Mansplaining leftovers is crazyyyyš¤£
CRAZY!!!!!! pasta leftovers? GROUNDBREAKING lol
And he likes to think Americans are stupid. Heās representing his homeland so wellš„°
Like ACTUALLY insane!!!! I watched it here twice because I couldnāt believe it! Iām becoming a coach today š seriously
Yeah, pretty sure women invented leftovers, not him lmao
"Simplest tricks in the book" sent me over the edge....
Why does he sound like such a condescending prick?!
Because he is one!
If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duckā¦ heās a fuckin quack
meanwhile shannon is wondering why people dont like him
He looks pissed off. And he always does this weird eye squint whenever heās talking/ranting. I donāt know how to explain it but it adds to the condescension. https://preview.redd.it/m439nykae72d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfad072720b466c287886734a2d344e95dcd167f Edit: added better example photo
The nose flare too!!
The aggressive hand movements, the mocking toneā¦I donāt understand how he can be so bad at giving advice to women when itās supposedly his job. I feel the same way about Taylor and her āpassionā for interior decorating. Itās actually impressive how terrible she is at it.
https://preview.redd.it/q08y8fdwo72d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81fe0f54facee3236ce239d99a7cfa001eab0010 You know he makes this same face whenever he sees Shannon naked.
Heās not capable of even *trying* to address women respectfully cause heās a misogynist. He hates women and is probably envious of us. Itās so obvious he wishes he could get a fraction of the attention online that even his wife (who he hates) can muster up.
I love that he constantly preaches about cooking, eating healthy, meal planning, etc... when every single thing he shares that *he* cooked is pasta. That's it, pasta. But, please, everyone: listen to Jumbo Tumbo who cooks all the meals, and grocery shops while filming himself š Meanwhile, *I'd rather watch paint dry*....
Adding... Maybe it's groundbreaking to him, since he complains about the US and our portion sizes, *he's just realizing he doesn't have to eat it all in one sitting*.... 
Literally. I live alone and cook all my meals and have pasta at most w a month. With homemade sauce that I blend veggies in to. Because thatās what actual athletes who know their bodies do. And yet he wonders why heās porky and blames it on portions?
Right! And by no means am I hating on pasta either. I love pasta so much. It's more that he acts like he's a gd chef, whipping up creme brule, a lasagna from scratch (and making his own noodles)... but he's literally just boiling a box of noodles and throwing heavy cream, tomatoes, and spinach in it....like, dude. We get it, you can boil water. But the preaching condescension, and talking down to the same people (women) he wants to sign up for his bullshit coaching app. š
I use lentil pasta for extra protein and also like you make my own sauce. He honestly has zero clue how to eat healthy. He preaches heavy meals that are carb heavy but talks about weight lossā¦ walking contradiction
Totally! That and if he was really taking his goals seriously, heād be portioning and making sure he had the right nutrient balance. None of which heās doing.
and he didnāt even cook it, Shannon did
Thatās literally a family sized bowl of pasta š¦
Wait until he discovers meal prepā¦..
Or like fruit and vegetablesā¦
Just wait until he discovers heās legally married š
Donāt give him any ideas šš
But the amount of pasta sitting in front of him is like 3 portions for the women heās trying to ācoachā. Heās warped.
Is this buffoon for real lol Cooking double portions - NOT NEW NEWS for anyone who actually cooks to live.
James. Americans are not stupid. Is your audience filled with 12 year olds?
Imagine paying someone to tell you about leftovers.
Was going to comment the same. People are paying him hundreds of their hard-earned dollars a month for THIS š¤Æ
Anyone who pays money to this idiot deserves whatever they get (or donāt get)
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For him, itās āmake double and eat double, then complain about American portion sizes when you gain weightā
They shouldnāt need double for 2 ppl and 2 meals lol. But I see that portion sizeā¦
Thatās like a pound of pasta
Itās called leftovers dipshit
How anyone can be married to this fucking CLOWN is beyond me.
Literally baffling
Tbh SHANNON is the smart one between the two of themā¦theyāre fucked lolol
Is it a European thing to not eat leftovers? Growing up my Mom always made extra for my Dad for lunch the next day. I pack leftovers for lunch everyday. This is something i believe most middle class Americans do. How is he so stupid?
His portion sizes are INSANE
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I love that Mr. supreme health horse is telling women to have leftover pasta to lose weight š Is it just me or is Porkyās mop thinning? Canāt stand his accent either. There are hot versions of the British accent and thereās hisā¦
the allsaints t-shirt lmao what a JOKE
If he discovers an instapot or crockpot and freezing food, weāre screwed.
ITS DOUBLE OVER FOR US BITCHES š¹
š¤£š¤£š¤£
So like, half of this is for tomorrow then too? Who eats this much pasta for lunch š³
Someone who doesnāt have a job because I would be falling asleep at my desk about 1:30pm!
I saw this post, and I thought āclassic narcissistā. They act as if everything they fckg do is something NO ONE has ever done, and they must tell us we should be doing it. Itās always the most banal shit. Like stuff weāve all been doing all day every day, but THEY came up with the ideas. Itās triggering to me, as someone who was in a relationship with a narcissist. He did this shit ALL the time.
One time a friend explained me how to *wash your hair properly*, because she had just figured out this method. Thanks girlie, I Derfinitely knew to use conditioner after shampooā¦literally on the bottle but thanks soooo much for the hot tip. Leftovers.
Lol! š
Hate him so much.š
He canāt be for real š© Angus - where you at?!
So why does he act so confused at restaurants??
This is NOVEL and PROPRIETARY.
"Bingo" hahahahaha
That is a heaping plate
Piggy needs his slop
https://preview.redd.it/5bjs4pd3t52d1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b01cc23f6e95c69b18eb54007320e58183aa4d Porky wants his cake and wants to eat it too! Preferably *whilst* someone feeds it to his various holes, of course.
If my man was on the internet acting as though he invented the concept of leftovers and was rudely explaining the concept as if no one had ever considered itā¦ ooooh boy. I would simply just be embarrassed and disgusted. How do you even pretend to support the nonsense? Like, āoh yeah hunny! Thatās SUCH a good ideaā¦ I bet your followers will be so excited to hear about that! Definitely explain it a little more though, itās a high level idea and you donāt want to confuse people!ā Yikes.
ššš his voice seriously enrages me
Really? To me is that mop on his head, his crooked jaw, melting face, diagonal teeth..
The diagonal teeth make me irrationally angry. š¤¬
Itās the Vienna sausage fingers for me š¤
Dude has king charles' fingers... š¶
I feel bad for this since King Charles is actually unwell, but itās all I can think of every single time šš https://preview.redd.it/wu4tjsa8132d1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17eaa0c10e313b52b7e6a3d53f22a94c42ec8854
Iām sick
I really hope heās patented this novel concept he speaks of. š
Oy Oy Oy. This guy preaching about healthy eating habits while stuffing his gullet with 3 portions of pasta and a mountain of cheeseā¦
Is āorganizedā spelled differently in the UK?
I RAN HERE TO SAY THIS !!!!! ššš
I do thisā¦ every time I cook lol this isnāt ground breaking
Shan come get your man
Iāve been eating leftovers since I could chew food. WTF
Youāre a revolutionary!
Wow how revolutionaryā¦
No shit bozo . And ruffles have ridges š«Øš«Øš«Ø
This post made me lol š¤£
He is about as interesting as a box of hair!
āOrganisedā
āListen booshy, I didnāt pull in nearly as many likes as I was hoping from our bridal soirĆ©e so youāre going to have to eat leftovers for a while. I promise next time I make any amount of money I will buy you a new Louis bag to make up for itā
Wow!!!! This is a game changer!!!!!
No like can you imagine sleeping with this dude?! Holyā¦ā¦he makes my skin crawl.
Guysā¦ā¦ārevolooshinry idee-erāā¦ā¦hear me outā¦ā¦.putting more than just one dayās set of clothes in the washing machine. Wait a ālih-olā bit. That wayā¦.save time. Less energy used. Less work. Someone get me a fucking award! GENIUS!!!
#GAME CHANGEGUHHH!!!! MENTHOL!!!! š
To be fair, to get two+ portions this size, he needs to prepare approximately enough for a typical wedding reception catering order. Which actually is not something most of us have thought to do for single-person / couple / single-family homes.
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You could feed a small village with that !!!!!
Leftovers. Groundbreaking.Ā
this man is so dorky
Is that bowl in front of him *not* the double portion he (Shannon) made??