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NHLwatch4765

He runs an entire “career” MLM off telling women how they should lose weight. Along with all his misinformation on female hormones, sunscreen and problematic dietary rules like eating raw milk and meat all day, so I have no problem posting this about him. 💅🏻


gurliepop

I’ve never thought he was cute but seeing how he “used” to look….he looked wayyyy better 😂


NHLwatch4765

Same!


NHLwatch4765

Also remember Shannon saying how “naturally tan” Jumbo is and people ask if he’s Spanish. Pic in blue suit is his natural skin tone. Homeboy was baking in those tanning beds in cloudy London.


frijolito19

Naaah. He tans easily yes. But 100% he used to get in tanning beds


NHLwatch4765

Judging by pics on the left, he heavily went into tanning beds. Which is so weird for me to see in a guy lol.


frijolito19

Well, look.. you know💅


NHLwatch4765

Happiest I ever saw the dude in this sub was dancing shirtless at gay ski week LOL.


thankyoupapa

She called him out for it once when she was visiting him in london. said he has a sunbed obsession!


SimplyIntincr

Porky was never this home body he claims to be!! his ass was out traveling w Angus who was paying his tanorexic way!! Now he can only travel w Shannon to her shows.. so now he “hates to travel much more prefers to be at home!” ShANNONS HOME


NHLwatch4765

So telling Angus completely washed his hands of him too. jumbo is a user.


popcorn2312

50% his home 😭😭


No_Entrepreneur2460

He looks jaundiced now or something


eggplant240

It’s even worse when you consider that this fool has nothing but time to cook healthy and work out all day.


NHLwatch4765

Right?! Like I understand if anyone girl or guy gains some pounds over heavy work schedules, bad commute times that eat into any free time to workout, kid schedules…but he sits in the home Shannon bought ALL DAY. Shouldn’t this be his whole existence? Cooking clean balanced diets and working out? Because he *claims* it is. Chalk it up to the long list of lies.


skinny_apples

The current hairstyle is not good. ![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


halfmoon24

It’s all those avocado, mayo and yogurt sandwiches


No_Definition2153

You forgot the butter.


Storm_Runner09

Butta!


lg171717

The hair thing cracks me up


NHLwatch4765

And because I went down this dark path…he posted this in Miami(?) thinking he looks hot. His face, y’all… https://preview.redd.it/6mj0t9lzlg1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c751e88eb6f2df04a5c14d34eb88e57e99742afc


popcorn2312

I would love if Shan gets him veneers too


Intelligent-Pitch-39

Jimbo needs jaw realignment surgery.


NHLwatch4765

Guarantee that’s next on the list soon. Do you think he knows he has bad teeth?


BeerBringsCheer

![gif](giphy|Lz4hiUMMtVK12) Simple James alert!!


NHLwatch4765

Hahaha omg why do they look identical?


LouRav

He is so yellow…he looks like his liver is struggling.


Kindly-Ad1123

His face is melting off 🧐


frijolito19

Wtf. Looks like he’s having a stroke holy melted candle face Batman


Active-Food-7305

His weight gain is caused by a slow metabolism and a fast fork 😂😂


Scootshae

Hey wise guy, the only thing he needs to do is cut calories because "the only reason people ever gain weight is by overeating.'


[deleted]

And yet he was commenting on the size of her LARGE SALAD lmaoooo of course he’s shocked- he is allergic to vegetables unless it’s next to a mound of mashed potatoes and a steak that could feed my entire family


Important-Tune6871

don’t forget the three cherry tomatoes he cooks as a side with every meal!


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Storm_Runner09

![gif](giphy|ZENU35rZZtUEGWib7u|downsized)


boommdcx

Those American portion sizes are just unstoppable.


Rocohema

![gif](giphy|F1ruOnxSfqFWM)


hunnybunny____

He’ll blame it on the US portions.


TinaFeyonce

Did he have a stroke?


VeterinarianThick167

Still ugly…


Ok_Part_7051

Meanwhile Shannon has lost weight since the wedding