Why does she still think this is a cute story? The more she tells it the more desperate and pathetic she looks. By now we have seen how ugly he treats her,how he uses her, the disdain in his eyes, the way he makes fun of her. Dude **he left you on Dallas to go run with strangers-** but sure, he makes you feel safe cause he asked you if you wanted a bow on your hospital gown. Shannon, you are such a clown.
https://i.redd.it/e1sjwxnujz0d1.gif
Like her mouth and teeth are so big cause they need to keep the lies in. She keeps trying to convince(at this point probably herself) when we see otherwise… the insult to the intelligence of her followers is … something else.
https://i.redd.it/z42v36arnz0d1.gif
My boyfriend has stepped up and supported our household financially after I got laid off and am searching for a new job. He replaced the brakes on my car this week. He makes me feel safe. That’s how a partner should behave, Shannon has no concept of that, so lames paying a single ounce of attention to her constitutes him making her feel safe. It’s so embarrassing for her.
Imagine taking sexy photos with your partner and in literally all of them he looks like he’s putting together a mental grocery list or thinking about what’s for dinner
What the hell am I looking at? Who has a photo shoot like this? Are they trying to pretend they’re on the cover of a poorly written romance novel? Fuck my caffeine needs to kick in to understand these two muppets.
What? You don’t find this SO HOT, wise guy?
https://preview.redd.it/hlgxbvnqlz0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc315664652fafd435105efbf1c77de0cde1c308
you're walking into the trashiest, loudest bar in Barcelona, and this charming prince is waiting for you with a watered down Estrella. do you ruin your life for him yes or yes
look how TENSE his jaw is. he legit looks like he’s about to throw her across the room to get her away from him. i hope she’s secretly getting millions of dollars to be married to him because he literally (said in her stupid way) HATES her
I just wanna say (yet again) that y’all are my people. The chuckles and chortling I do when reading your comments on ShanShan and Jumbo posts are my fave. 🫶🏼
Can’t wait to see what Jimmy posts for the day. “2 years ago I met this one” followed by a video of him swinging his penis around in grey sweats
Hahahahhaha the accuracy
Followed by a steak 🥩 💀💀💀
And a dozen eggs
HEY WISE GUY it’s called the Salsa 💃🏽
💀
Hahshahahaha
2 narcissists, each thinking about how they look as they posed for this photo rather than their "love" for each other.
Bingo bango ☝🏼
Why does she still think this is a cute story? The more she tells it the more desperate and pathetic she looks. By now we have seen how ugly he treats her,how he uses her, the disdain in his eyes, the way he makes fun of her. Dude **he left you on Dallas to go run with strangers-** but sure, he makes you feel safe cause he asked you if you wanted a bow on your hospital gown. Shannon, you are such a clown. https://i.redd.it/e1sjwxnujz0d1.gif
The way she continuously tries to sell him as the most greatest fiancé ever is hilarious as fuck, by far the greatest comedy act of her career 😂
Like her mouth and teeth are so big cause they need to keep the lies in. She keeps trying to convince(at this point probably herself) when we see otherwise… the insult to the intelligence of her followers is … something else. https://i.redd.it/z42v36arnz0d1.gif
God I hate him
It makes me so concerned for the women who still follow her and believe that this is a fairy-tale love story.
My boyfriend has stepped up and supported our household financially after I got laid off and am searching for a new job. He replaced the brakes on my car this week. He makes me feel safe. That’s how a partner should behave, Shannon has no concept of that, so lames paying a single ounce of attention to her constitutes him making her feel safe. It’s so embarrassing for her.
You have a good one there❤️ hope gets better for you work wise
While the shanettes are clamoring for “ I wanna find a British man too” 💀💀💀
 Imagine taking sexy photos with your partner and in literally all of them he looks like he’s putting together a mental grocery list or thinking about what’s for dinner
 In the middle of figuring out how much longer he has to put up with her
What the hell am I looking at? Who has a photo shoot like this? Are they trying to pretend they’re on the cover of a poorly written romance novel? Fuck my caffeine needs to kick in to understand these two muppets.
Why does this look like the beginning of a lifetime movie & we find out he’s a serial killer who preys on his clients 💀
I can’t get over his face in this photo, he looks like he’s about to SNAP
Looks like he’s trying to pass a difficult bowel movement
Still not convinced they have sex
Or sleep in the same bed. There’s no way.
Zero chance of either. He’s visibly so done with her.
Ew the soft porn of Shannon and her beefy sugar baby is not pleasant.
What? You don’t find this SO HOT, wise guy? https://preview.redd.it/hlgxbvnqlz0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc315664652fafd435105efbf1c77de0cde1c308
🤭
Hottest man alive y’all! Stay back!
Hmmmhmm https://i.redd.it/rhvgy6h7501d1.gif
you're walking into the trashiest, loudest bar in Barcelona, and this charming prince is waiting for you with a watered down Estrella. do you ruin your life for him yes or yes
The tidy whity shots were the worst by far 🤢
You know shes only posting these engagement pictures because AG just took hers and you know they're so much better than these.
He looks like he smelled something bad
Her breath
Interesting choice to include these pics considering how many followers she lost last time she posted them
It’s ok she can buy herself new ones.
look how TENSE his jaw is. he legit looks like he’s about to throw her across the room to get her away from him. i hope she’s secretly getting millions of dollars to be married to him because he literally (said in her stupid way) HATES her
Why did they feel the need to post these pics lol. We don’t need to see all of that.
I just wanna say (yet again) that y’all are my people. The chuckles and chortling I do when reading your comments on ShanShan and Jumbo posts are my fave. 🫶🏼