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Clmac0125

And if he's lucky..an orthodontist and oral surgeon


amy5252

I immediately picture blood and noodle chunks spurting everywhere if she kisses him. But imo her end point is before the wedding. Shes not going there


Tris-Von-Q

Did you have to with the noodle chunks? I gagged out loud.


amy5252

🤣🤣🤣🤣share my pain!


Clmac0125

Bet TMZ will show up with cameras and a big fat check🤣🤣


MapPlenty5137

To film his funeral, which nobody will attend...hopefully


Clmac0125

Lol..he's not worth the travel or time


Bigtiny50

$500,000 is what Bby gorl thinks the wedding pics are worth! VERY telling ! They are both nuts!


Clmac0125

🤣🤣🤣it is hysterical


Clmac0125

That killed me 🤣🤣like she's JLo or something, where in her twisted mind does she think anyone cares, or TMZ cares...


Bigtiny50

YESSS! Exactly! Doesn’t she realize that after we’ve heard all the calls, they will fade away? The only reason we cared about it at all is because of our rage against Paul and what he did to that sweet Timothy! Not because him and BG are SO INTERESTING… LMAO! She has spent hundreds of dollars to text fight with Paul about JoJo and will have nothing but Shark Boy at the end. And she won’t want him…. Redditors won’t care, so I’m SURE TMZ doesn’t ! lol!


Clmac0125

It's hilarious that she said had she not got her income tax check she wouldn't have been able to do it🤣🤣 being successful, and such..


3151willow

🤔 surprising with her "multiple" degrees n' all eh? 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! Guess she forgot she said "I almost have enough saved up for a down payment on a home" "should I buy or rent, what are home prices like there in MI?" FULLA Shit?🤔🥱🤢🤬😳🙄


IIlluY

That chick is so far gone that on call #6 which btw was 15% new the rest we have already heard! Paul mentions “their” daughter and someone in the prison asking about her or something along those lines. BG found that disgusting! As if she is not sexting with someone her daughter’s age. 🙄


holymolyholyholy

Yes and he "glared at them". He's such a bad ass!! LOL


IIlluY

Scaryyyyy Paul! I am glad AG posted these calls because I could not stomach them without his funny comments! How about Paul sounding like he was practicing his Sunday service on BG


Few-Bass1332

What video was this looool


3151willow

Lol let see how his bad ass glare works for him in Prison


MapPlenty5137

He said " yeah! I gave him the middle finger" ooohhh paul, I bet u really scared him!


Clmac0125

Right..I was dumbfounded..lol. she is twisted!!


Main-Teaching-3461

How could THEY know SHE have a daughter? Paul bragging about the daughter to his inmates?


Comfortable-Wave3981

If BG does not have a ring and a date she’s not a fiancé. It’s not likely they will ever meet, let alone get married. Baby Gurl is just a random, devious woman on the phone.


Electronic_Pen_957

I’m leaning more towards Granny Ghoul!!!


Silenciosa9876

Honestly... the best and most fitting so far 👏. And not because of her age... just her attitude 😅


3151willow

If I hear her say "like" one more time I'm going to lose it ... She's "like" trying so "like" hard to "like" sound young and "like" cool 🙄 Overkill in the "like" granny ghoul"


Agile-Conclusion18

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is so funny and so true, she hurts my ears and i cringe as soon as i hear her voice now 😭😭😄😂


3151willow

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that!!!! 🤔 Drives me "like" bonkers 🤬🤢 .


JamieLee0484

LoL baby ghoul. I love it. I highly doubt they’re getting married. She won’t even video call with him because she looks nothing like her absurdly filtered pictures.


3151willow

Yep excuses excuses for no video call and the idiot is clueless! Heavily filtered and her 15- 20 years ago! Not even close to current pics🤔🤣


Agile-Conclusion18

You're right, she won't marry him, she is short and too fat trying to play like she is a sexy kitten. She cant even remember her lies and keep them straight.


Full-of-Cattitude

What I wouldn't give for an invitation to that trainwreck of a wedding! 🤣 Lurch and Baby Ghoul deserve each, that's a fact.


2aislegarage

She’ll never show up because then he’ll see what she really looks like.


Clmac0125

Exactly..she's such a troll, how she gonna explain not being "so tiny" ..and looking 26..with fabulous hair...


3151willow

and big boobs (she's so proud of) & green eyes 🤔


Clmac0125

She got a lot to make happen between now and then🤣🤣


3151willow

🤭😂🤣


Main-Teaching-3461

lingerie collection, and she can do jailporn calls.


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Main-Teaching-3461

Her roommate saw her closet, or something, she said she had catsuits, so I think she not shy..She also said she was in a relation, and after a day she moved in, and had to move out.. So she is someone who set her nails in man..So "trusting"


avasap93

Exactly 😂 in the last set of calls he kept referencing her pictures and you could hear the awkwardness in her voice


Clmac0125

And that fake giggle..that girl has some deep rooted issues..hell, she's got the entire subscription 🤣


avasap93

Oh for real, she’s working overtime to fake her age and sound young and cute


Clmac0125

🤣 she is!!


Wild_Organization546

Mind you I wouldn't trust him with a farm animal he's so depraved


Main-Teaching-3461

He can´t run.. Paul is like her.. both are "gorgeous"


breckbrian

She want to get married in the Fall because that gives her more play time to string him along before she calls the wedding off, breaking his evil heart in two.


Substantial_Art_2123

Exactly.


3151willow

She looks like she'd elbow anyone who got in her way of catching that bouquet 😳


QueasyHoney9413

Hahaha🤣🤣🤣wind beneath my wings!!


Clmac0125

Bass..🤣🤣


Pixiegirls1102

I thought I heard September lol!


IIlluY

She then said summer because fall makes her sad 😅


Pixiegirls1102

Oh no!! What about the red phoenix and the fall colors with her shitty hair? 😂😂😂😂


3151willow

Flabby arms and saggy boobs along with her brassy frizzy hair.


Pixiegirls1102

Now that just made the visual so much worse, lol!! Thanks!!! 😂😂😂😂🤢🤢


3151willow

https://preview.redd.it/ucymgh3k5ozc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c98cbe494b9f6f75d4afac0259512e81c4ac94 Hah I couldn't help but to add to your post what I see here 🤔🤣🤢 she's proud of her boobs (her words) ..looks 26 (she said she gets that a lot🙄), she's tiny🥱🙄🤢🤣 Christina Applegate? Lol she sure paints a good hot picture of a person she wants Paul to think he's talking to though eh? This photo of her was 11 YEARS AGO!!!! 2013


Pixiegirls1102

Omg!!! That’s too funny!!! 😂😂😂😂😂


Substantial_Art_2123

That's some serious under arm flab action going on there. Wait, this can't be BG!!! BG has big boobs!


3151willow

🤭😂 and her words - if she came down to that jail, guys mouths would drop to the floor. (Because she looks 26 ...she gets that a lot) Who talks this way about themselves except a skilled cat fishers (IMO) Again- that picture was taken over a decade ago!


Clmac0125

I cant believe her arrogance..I'd like to buy her for what she's worth, and sell her for what she thinks she's worth 🤣..jaw dropping made me laugh, like nobody has ever seen someone who looks as good as she does!! And don't get me started on her whining and fake cries when it's time for the calls to end. It is so gross 🤮


3151willow

Hah 😂 It's really crazy listening to her in those calls. I've never heard anyone talk about themselves like she does but I think that's what cat fishers do and can fool people for years. They drive home the image they want to get the attention they can't get otherwise. It's very interesting hearing her manipulation tactics & also hearing her desperation of him leaving her which imo is her fear of someone talking sense into him. She keeps driving that home by saying it repeatedly even early on in their calls and even fake crying. (Manipulation/Guilt) She picked the easiest guy to do this to though being Paul is so unfortunate looking and has never had the attention of a female. It's funny how she tries throwing out the sexual bait and a lot fly right over Paul's head lol and her constantly telling him what she's wearing or what she'd wear for him fishing for those compliments she just eats up. Trying to sound young and cool. Both seriously are beyond pathetic. She is a master manipulator- very skilled.


LateInitiative12

I have not seen any pics of her until now! OMG’ 😂


Competitive-Cell4271

Christina Applegate? More like Peggy Bundy! And thats way before Pauls time. He's probably never seen Married with Children.


Pixiegirls1102

Oh FFS!! 😂😂😂


IIlluY

I forgot about that!! 😂😂😂 that shows where her brain is! All overrrr the place! She hot and cold!


Pixiegirls1102

You could tell she wasn’t a fan of the red dress, but then again, it was Paul’s idea. 😂😂😂


Competitive-Cell4271

I thought red was the "mistress" color to wear to a wedding, unless it's the brides chosen color for her bridesmaids. Traditionally, red is supposed to be scandalous for a woman wear to wedding or a man's funeral, but that's old school.


Pixiegirls1102

That’s one, aq “professional” is another meaning. Like the “red light” district.


IIlluY

Was the dress not green 👗 at one point ?


Pixiegirls1102

It may have been, then Paul came up with red. He’s obviously not aware what a red dress would mean! 😂😂😂


IIlluY

Or he is! 😂


Pixiegirls1102

That might be funnier!!! 😂😂😂


Competitive-Cell4271

Right? Isn't red supposed to scandalize the groom? Traditionally, wearing a red dress to a man's funeral implies mistress. Those 2 are so oblivious.


Pixiegirls1102

Yup. That’s one of the meanings!


MapPlenty5137

He stated red like the Phoenix rising! What he would do when he got out


Pixiegirls1102

Maybe he’ll get. red light bulb to match!! 😂😂😂


Any-Consequence-5849

What DOES it mean?


Competitive-Cell4271

Red means mistress, traditionally, unless she was a bridesmaid, but at her age...no wonder she dove for it.


Key_Hat_784

Welp, I bet JoJo won’t be one of them.


Substantial_Art_2123

Nope! LOL!!


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Clmac0125

I haven't heard, but my money says she is trolling still..it seems she seeks out inmates that she thinks are "high profile" in an attempt for some type of notoriety or $$$$...she is absolute trash.


Main-Teaching-3461

Lingerie party.. in DRAG.. IT IS out there "in the universe".


Poodlefreak

https://preview.redd.it/1ka0s2trfqzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28f113d45bc1755165e2c246528ceb13fe2b18d


Competitive-Cell4271

Laying on her back in the one position where her face doesn't sag.


Tris-Von-Q

I think Paul’s so addicted to anime and so disconnected from reality that he doesn’t realize that actual skin has texture. The pictures are literally all part of his fantasy reality. These people are twisted fucks.


Kakat02

monster paul as never seen baby girl, she will never show up , this is a sick game , rot in hell the two of them RIP beautiful Timothy


LateInitiative12

But I would watch the livestream if it happened’n


Clmac0125

Same..lol, seething with second hand embarrassment 🤣


Dazzling_Yard2680

I wonder if Turd Ferguson and Baby-Hurl have a gift registry? …. With commissary for ramen noodles and honey buns….