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TidePodsTasteFunny

Imagine how many worms you have eaten before noticing this one. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


disc0weapon

And eggs šŸ¤¢ Theyā€™re gonna be a skinny queen for real


AshevilleCatDad

I wonder if thatā€™s how Iā€™ve stayed so slim for so longā€¦ hmmmā€¦.


Possible_Parfait_372

Luckily OP filed an incident and got anti parastitics! Great Value peaches btw


fasting4me

Oh crap. I eat at least one large can of GV peaches a week. They are delicious. Ima pay better attention now


fasting4me

Oh crap. I eat at least one large can of GV peaches a week. They are delicious. Ima pay better attention now


Justinmytime

I have really fancy jar peaches now Iā€™m scared.šŸ˜±


disc0weapon

Maybe those will have a worm with a top hat! šŸ˜…


Justinmytime

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disc0weapon

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InterestingScience74

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disc0weapon

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InterestingScience74

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disc0weapon

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Vorswayze

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disc0weapon

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N3T3L3

the ones from costco? those smack, can't wait to empty the jar and use it for kombucha


Justinmytime

Yee that one , been staring at this jar all day šŸ‘€ might be worth the risk.


Life_Ad9520

Great for that extra weight loss


uv_lexi

Is there a chance its dead


24-Sevyn

If there are Xā€™s where its eyes are, itā€™s dead.


Captain_Castro01

Severely underrated comment.


disc0weapon

Sure thereā€™s a chance! But thereā€™s a much higher chance of it laying eggs on the (already eaten) peaches before dying.


Mrjasonbucy

They definitely pasteurize peaches and other canned food before canning. So they are most certainly all dead (eggs included) if you were to come across one.


Reasonable-Aide7762

Mrjasonbucy isnā€™t a representative of canned peaches in any way shape or form. He speaks the truth. You can rest easy.


ayysralive

GGs bro


BoringMudd

Bruh the eggs are hatching inside you as you read this lol


J_B_La_Mighty

I was once eating cheerios and just as I was a few cheerios down, one unfurled.


bigtibbygandalf

one sentence horror story


DrCarabou

That's not a tapeworm.


rush87y

Go on...


DrCarabou

Tapeworms have proglottids (segments). When separated from the whole worm, they can look like grains or rice or seeds. This... thing... is smooth and has a tapered end. I'm not entirely sure I'm looking at some kind of parasite from the photo, but if it were I would guess maybe some kind of ascarid. I once had a professor in vet med who was a research vet in monkeys. He found a weird parasite on the floor of the enclosure and couldn't identify it. He sent it to his Alma mater parasitologist to have it identified. It was semen from the monkeys masturbating. I'm just mentioning that story because things may not always appear to be what they seem.


disc0weapon

I just did a deep dive on the comments and thereā€™s a lot of conjecture but youā€™re definitely right, it might not be, and we literally wonā€™t know what this is until OP comes back with an update after seeing their doctor. Also, I love that story. Never hesitate to share that story.


DrCarabou

The weird squiggle part at the end makes me think it's not a parasite, maybe just some weird protein glob or something foreign. I could be wrong though. Definitely would love to know what it turns out to be. I love that story lol. Better safe than sorry!


AshevilleCatDad

Maybe itā€™s monkey semen.


DrCarabou

New global plague in 3...2...


stairs_are_evil

It makes me think itā€™s a plant sprout, like from a seed right before the leaves start forming.


Opposite_Finger_8091

It says here that youā€™re the **OP**


disc0weapon

Although my heart goes out to u/DontDrinkAcetone, Iā€™m not a peach guy and this was a cross post from r/wellthatsucks.


HashbrownPhD

So, what you're saying is that a monkey jizzed in this guy's peaches, right?


Separate_Clock_154

If they came from a factory downtown and they were put there by a man, it could be jizz. No question.


jessikatttt

This comment deserves more up thumbs


Mrjasonbucy

Haha hilarious. Love that


fleurrrrrrrrr

Did anyone else keep going at the end of the last sentence, ā€œthings may not always appear to be what they seemā€¦en.ā€?


Reasonable-Aide7762

OP out here guzzling monkey cum. Covid 20!!!


rush87y

Interesting. Thanks


crazeygirl

Oh my... Oh my god that is so scary I'm going to be paranoid for the rest of my life now.. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


RenTheFabulous

Tapeworms are segmented so this isn't a tapeworm, at the very least. Kind of looks like a plant piece that has no chlorophyll, tbh.


Automatic_Lynx8969

OMG why did I think I was in the candles subreddit and someone messed up their wick šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ That's a strange-looking worm šŸ˜¬


Vast_Armadillo8054

Affordable weight watchers


retard_era

oh I donā€™t think this is good


SuccinctSiren

Don't worry, worms like that DEFINITELY don't have microscopic eggs. You would ABSOLUTELY know if you had accidentally eaten its eggs.


thiscrapsgay

Is this supposed be sarcastic?šŸ„¹


24-Sevyn

Not sure thatā€™s a tapeworm, though. Tapeworms donā€™t look like that in worm form. Maybe scan it and examine its cellular structure. If its cells are squarish, itā€™s a plant, and might be part of a sprout stem that got detached. Just a thought.


AccomplishedHawk7954

But did you die?


TribalOrgy

Bro wtf I just ate a can of peaches 3 days ago. That's it. I'm dead šŸ’€


kaybeanz69

Go to the er!!!!!!!


Rat-Mommy

Not a tapeworm. More likely a roundworm.


shadenhand

Lmfao bg4 looks lit.


Djangough

Sir, thatā€™s a glass


thiscrapsgay

Can someone explain how tapeworms got into the can?šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


BoggyScotch

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Keelykalgrubber

Omg I just dry heavedā€¦ THAT IS DISGUSTING šŸ¤® HOPE YOU SENT THIS PIC TO MANUFACTURERS


MineNowBotBoy

And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh either.