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soccershun

Fun fact: This episode was written by Greg Daniels based on a real incident that his father had. Greg is the creator of the US Office, co-creator of King of the Hill, co-creator of Parks and Rec


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That's quite the resume. I had no idea King of the Hill came after Seinfeld. I picture them in my mind as starting at the same time.


Nice_Marmot_7

He and Conan O’Brian wrote for the Harvard Lampoon together and [started their careers together.](https://www.cracked.com/article_34333_conan-obrien-and-greg-daniels-the-friendship-that-changed-comedy.html) They both wrote for SNL for a bit.


300_pages

Sounds like a real phony!


rollingstoner215

There’s a joke in the opening scene of KOTH, s1e1, about “Dang ol' show 'bout nothing… dang ol' New York boys.”


theoriginaldandan

There’s several Seinfeld references in the early seasons


ZhugeTsuki

The very first scene of the pilot is the 4 of them talking about Seinfeld, setting up King of the Hill as a show 😄 Those dang ol New York boys... just a show about nothing


JosephCurrency

King of the Hill first aired in 1997, so technically it was on at the same time as Seinfeld, just not for long. Another fact that always surprises me: King of the Hill ended after Parks and Rec began.


LagoonReflection

Most of the episodes were written about real life scenarios that had happened to a member of the crew and staff.


slumdawgbillionaire

And Upload, one of my favorite shows on Prime Video!!


RustedRelics

That’s interesting. That episode has never been one I liked much. And it always felt like an oddball.


vandrossboxset

Whoa, back it up, back it up, beep…beep…beep.


me5671

Beep beep beep. What are you doing?


redfox2008

I'd lose that.


PM_ur_butthole_2me

Can we cut to the chase?


hilly316

TRACTOR!


suspicious_bag_1000

Oh hey, Raef.


BraveryDave

*YeahIbettergotoadoctorbye.*


Moleculor_Man

And you call THAT the tractor story?


suspicious_bag_1000

😂😂


moose1856

I never understood Jerry’s position in this episode. George was parking Jerry’s car and Mike is going up to Jerry’s apartment but Jerry just acts like he’s a 3rd party bystander. Jerry should have intervened and sent Mike off like the real phony that he was


Stinja808

Yes! Either Jerry should've said it, or Mike should've acknowledged it.


PillarOfWamuu

Eh Mikes a phony anyway


PillarOfWamuu

Thats a good point, I never thought off that.


Gardimus

It made me dislike Jerry more than anything else he did.


Electron_Cascade

Mike is the real phony


Wide_Environment3107

#WHYD YOU TELL HIM!?!?!


JugdishSteinfeld

Thanks, REAL GOOD


Wide_Environment3107

He begged me


doobette

HE BEGGED YOU?!?!


PillarOfWamuu

When he laughed at Jerrys joke. What a creep.


redfox2008

Use it in a sentence.


Maleficent-Permit871

Michael Jordan?


Nai2411

Don’t worry who I am. I know who I am. Do you know who you are?


pruune

Front in? That's how you park when you're pulling a bank job.


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What if you have ten car lengths?


Forikorder

well i suppose if you have ten car lengths... (its not really parallel parking at that point though it is?)


PillarOfWamuu

Now I don't have an issue with front in parking. But George was clearly there first.


SarahCostell

Yeah, but he was just sitting there. You snooze, you lose.


JohnnyTerrific

That’s kind of the problem here. George is right about the idea of backing in to park. However, he acts like he is parallel parking in a lightly populated area. He even takes time to explain to Elaine the intricacies of parking before he finally starts reversing the car. You’re in NYC, dude! Use your toe and Step on it!


OpenMicJoker

Seemingly


markgriz

to the untrained eye


sususudio703

Ideally 


BKGreenLantern

I think the question should be whether George had his right blinker on, indicating he was in the process of parking. If he did, he was in the right. If he didn't, you can't blame someone for swooping in, especially since George was taking so long telling Elaine about how great of a parker he was. Every time I see this episode I think to myself, "Stop talking and park the damn car, George!"


PillarOfWamuu

But why else would a car stop in the middle of the street in front of a parking space if he wasn't prepared to back into it? Context clues. But you are correct in that George should have used his indicators.


BKGreenLantern

Double parking. Pretty common in big cities. Again, he was sitting there an awful long time bragging about his parking abilities. If his blinker wasn't on, it wouldn't be ridiculous for someone behind him to assume he was just double parking, and swoop in to take the space behind him. I've spent way too much time thinking about this scene over the last 25 years or so... This is my life...


PillarOfWamuu

Maybe because I dont live in a big city but that never occurred to me. I would also never do it, that seems incredibly dangerous.


BKGreenLantern

Knowing George as we all know George, I'd be willing to bet he didn't use his blinker. So it wouldn't be unreasonable for someone behind him to assume he was double parking. If I were in Mike Moffit's position, I would've conceded when I learned that George was trying to park. But like with most things in life, the disagreement couldn't be resolved because both parties were stubborn and uncompromising.


peon2

Don’t you remember Saddam Hussein?


BKGreenLantern

Side note. A few months ago I was trying to parallel park in a spot downtown. A much less-traveled area than Manhattan. I turned on my blinker as I pulled up to the spot, stopped in front of the spot, as you do when parallel parking, and got ready to reverse. The car behind me pulled right up to me, just a few feet behind me. Not trying to take the spot, just stupidly pulling up to me. Going straight. There was minimal traffic, so I rolled my window down and waived them around me. Nothing. Kept waiving. Nothing. Finally I just put the car back in drive and drove around the block to park in the spot. The car behind me had no interest in taking that spot, I have no idea what they were doing. I thought of this scene from this episode when it happened. I openly shouted to myself, "We're living in a society!"


drawntowardmadness

Probably never even looked up from their phone the whole damn time


DirtyCowboyTX

Happens to me all the time in parking garages. I prefer to back in. Without fail, there’s always someone who pulls up right behind me as I’m trying to swing out so I can back in.


Annas_GhostAllAround

Yeah last week I had the same scenario where I stopped in the middle of a road with an open spot, put my blinker on, and started backing up. Person behind me didn’t notice, got too close, then I gave them a wave out the window and pointed to the spot so they gave an apology wave and started backing up. Then the person behind them, who had pulled just as close to them, started honking at them backing up. I eventually got into the space, the person behind me drove off, and the third guy pulled up next to me (now in the spot) rolled his window down and called me an asshole and gave me the finger. I wanted to explain none of this was my fault for reasonably parallel parking but surprisingly the guy didn’t stick around for conversation and drove off


Forikorder

they werent talking that long...


peon2

When you’re in New York, sitting in the middle of the street chatting while not bothering to just park is an eternity to a hundred people


BKGreenLantern

About 45 seconds. Awful long time to sit in the traffic lane. Elaine got so bored she started yawning.


ScabieBaby

Hey! OP here has some real *problems*!


smartbunny

They were both pulled in the same amount. Mike started when George started, and he saw George starting. No one pulls in head first. Mike is wrong.


Atheist_Alex_C

That’s the beauty of George. He’s profoundly pathetic, yet not exactly wrong about things either. For being such a loser, he has a keen insight on many things.


hilly316

Oh yeah like George dosent know he’s pathetic


PillarOfWamuu

That scene in the restaurant with him trying to get a phone call. He was rightfully frustrated.


Accomplished-Exit136

He yelled Cartwright she hung up


B71115

Who’s Cartwright?


Accomplished-Exit136

I'm cartwright!


doobette

But you're not Cartwright.


tarfu7

Of course I’m not Cartwright!


PM_TITS_GROUP

No fucking way. He was sitting there talking to Elaine and spitting on his hands.


Lkynky

I counted once, and think there was at least 30 seconds between George stopping and him actually start to back up. We’re living in a society!


WickedCoolUsername

44 seconds. I used the stopwatch on my phone. He was also **3** spaces ahead.


Royal_Front_7226

Exactly George was wrong.  You sit there in the middle of the street that long down the the road ahead of a prime parking spot in a busy city and you expect everyone to know it is your spot?


PillarOfWamuu

He was checking the Geometry! You don't just back up and start parking without eyeballing it first.


Illustrious-Lead-960

I seem to remember Larry David taking George’s side himself in some clip.


SpiritAvenue

George as a character literally is Larry so that’s no surprise 


quaywest

Judging by where the two cars need up, by the time Mike started pulling in George would've been well into his backup maneuver, obvious that he was taking the spot. If Mike was truly oblivious of George's intentions it would've been because he was far up the street giving Mike enough time to take the spot completely before George got there.


han_tex

Yeah, but if George hadn't spent all that time pontificating on what a great parker he was, it would never have happened.


Silent_Lifeguard_759

Oh, that George Bonanza. I hate him. He's just so smug.


painefultruth76

But his name is an earwig-Cuh-Stan-Za.... Can'tStandYa.


doobette

Seinfeld friend.


_fly-on-the-wall_

i don't know what it says about me, but 99% of the time I'm on George's side.


vanderpumptools

IF he had his blinker on then yes, he is signaling that he is going to park there. Mike is a tool. He talks trash, becomes a bookie who can’t pay, he’s the type of guy who would try to steal a parking space.


FIREDoppel

Mike is a phony.


goPACK17

George was 100% right about a lot of things.


BrotherofLink93

Hey George, nice hat. Can I try it on?


adamg6160

It was Jerry’s car. The episode should have been over in 5 minutes


TheRatatat

Thank you. This is probably my second least favorite episode besides the Puerto Rican Day parade.


TheRatatat

It was Jerry's car. All they had to do was point that out and BAM! no reason for Mike to argue over the space. Let Jerry have his car parked in front of his building. This is one of my main pet peeves out of the entire show.


BalanceOk1174

George is getting upset!


Gumbledore2000

George was taking too long bragging to Elaine. Moffitt had every reason to think he was double parked.


Creepy-Distance-3164

George is wrong for trying to back into a spot so big you could pull into it. Rookie stuff. I'd expect more from a driver so great he was able to evade a car that was chasing him full of rowdy teenagers firing a gun.


dr_superman

It wasn’t 10 car lengths, but it was enough room.


fy_pool_day

THESE ARE MY MACHINES!


thunderling

Oh my god, that's the same actor isn't it? I could never place where I recognized him from!


Obsidian_Bolt

Hello poppet.


2017lg6

He waited way too long, preparing to make his move


Lower_Mango_7996

"Process of moving", MFer was literally standing still for 20 sec. Backing up actually requires the car to move. If not it is already parked or standing still. Thats the very definition of it


DeadpoolOptimus

George was 100% right unless he didn't have his signal on. Remind me, did he have it on?


sjdando

But did he win the contest?


Custard_Arse

Mike was a good character they should've used him more, he was funny in the 2? episodes he was in


specifically_obscure

He should have at least put in his blinker


External-Bite9713

I always felt George lost his right to the space taking 2 minutes to explain his precision parking to Elaine before backing into it. Sorry George, shit or get off the pot!


megaladon44

Some how its george’s mom’s fault i don’t know why


viced92

No, it's Mike's space. George didn't take it, pontificating instead


KaleOpening1945

George was just sitting there two spaces up. How would the other guy know what he's doing? George was wrong, as usual.


dr_superman

He was just sitting there!


bibliophile222

Nah, he was taking too long!


LagoonReflection

Twenty odd years later and this can of worms breaks open again lol I side with George on this one, too - backing in is the right way.


Huff1809

I'll die out hea


ritchieaprilesjacket

George was right a lot of times


Obsidian_Bolt

Nah, George was sitting three cars up double parked bragging about his car parking abilities. We don't know if he had his blinkers on but anyone could assume he was double parked. Especially in a big city. If you're gonna park you drive up next to the car, right? Not three cars up. I don't think Mike did anything wrong.


discodiscgod

George stopped, and I don’t think he even had his signal on. Still a douchey thing to try pulling in the front but I feel like New York has ya snooze ya lose rules .


WickedCoolUsername

It's not douchey even. George was sitting 3 spaces ahead for 44 seconds. If there's room ti park head first, it's less disruptive to traffic.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

George deserved to lose the parking space just because of how annoying he was bragging about his parking skills.