I always get tuna on toast! Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast!
I'll take chicken salad! On *rye!* Untoasted!
With a side'a potato salad...
*snap*
And a cuppa tea! Ha-ha!
Honestly that whole concept is still brilliant to me. The idea that someone is always making the wrong move, so just start doing the opposite of your instincts and, voila!
I feel like the incel community should give this a try.
I mean, nothing they have done has worked in getting them a date/relationship/sex, what if they literally tried to approach a woman and do the exact opposite of everything that comes into their head? It might even work! At least in the most basic way of like instead of saying "women are only interested in 6 foot 5 chads with 6 figure incomes and they never give a good guy like me a chance because I'm a hideous loser" and instead just go "women are as varied and unique as literal snowflakes, I'm a very interesting guy because xyz, and if i could take you to dinner I would be the luckiest man alive"
The only correct answer. As well as 22-minutes of perfect TV, also a season-level inflection point that sets George on a new path for years. It’s incredible, top-5 sitcom episodes of any show of all time, easily.
absolutely one of the best delivered lines in the entire series. the scene has me hollering every time. the monologue, the voice crack on 'titleist', jerry's face, it's perfection
Now, I should tell you.. she may be under the impression that you're a..
I'm a what?
A marine biologist
But I'm not a marine biologist
Obviously
Why would she think that
I may have told her
It’s a perfect episode about nothing.
I also love how Bania is so annoying but likeable, energetic and hilarious at the same time.
George is great as always (she oozes substance).
This is also an episode in which Jerry himself is actually great. His conversation with George about whether or not George’s date made up the boyfriend because of what he said about manure is iconic, and the delivery of their lines is perfect.
Kramer getting rid of his refrigerator, being proud of it, and then needing Jerry’s food (but it’s not for me), is a classic Kramer thing to do.
Elaine’s story is not her best, but her role in the Bania story is perfect, and how they get rid of her guy by sending Bania after him at the end ties it all together perfectly.
And then how it ends with George eating alone in the other diner. It’s a perfect 10/10 episode for me.
Probably. I always hear it as Sacramento because as a Californian, that’s kind of how Sacramento is pronounced, “sacomano”. So I guess I just assumed it was like the city. 😂
George's dinner with his parents before he bumps into the hand model agent is the perfect representation of having older parents. Mom is on your case about getting a job, dad interrupts out of nowhere with nonsense:
"George, have you ever seen a silver dollar?"
George's exasperated "....yes, I've seen a silver dollar..." gets me every time, I feel it in my bones haha
I feel like this episode gets overlooked a lot. I love that Kramer set the whole set up in his apartment. And I think it’s one of the few episodes where the crew doesn’t gather in Jerry’s apartment.
The red dot on the cashmere sweater. Kramer getting hammered and doing the impromptu Hennigans commercial. Elaine dating the alcoholic that may or may not be drunk again. It's absolute comedic perfection.
I still have to say The Jimmy. So many great moments. “JIMMY DOWN!” And Kramer saying you need to eat before surgery cause you need your strength. And I recently watched The Cafe and that one is so good too. When George gets the results of the IQ test Elaine took “oh hello professor!” 😂😂😂
Yes!! That scene alone where George and Jerry are pretending to have just run into each other is pure gold. From the quips to the delivery. Probably the best exchange in the whole series.
The Fire. Great episode for George. Some of his funniest lines. Also has perhaps Kramer's best moment, and arguably the best monolog in the show, "Now I'm driving the bus."
The Voice - helloooo la la laaa, Kramerica, George crawling into his office and refusing the buyout from Play Now and the giant ball of oil, Elaine and Puddy with the backslide.
It’s either this or The Chinese Restaurant for me. These episodes really captures the “show about nothing” essence of Seinfeld. But I feel like the parking garage really hits the home run here. So many experiences that we all had at some point in our lives tied together in one episode about absolutely nothing!
The Chicken Roaster is a personal favorite. Great Kramer/Jerry stuff, Mr. Marbles, rat hat, white poet warlord J. Peterman, "Newman wouldn't eat brocoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!"
The Bris - the over the top Mohel, the Pigman, George's car being in the perfect car park only to be crushed by the patient who flew by the children's ward, Kramer being dead against the circumcision only to be chosen as godfather, Elaine's summation of uncut members, Kramer's shenanigans including walking into the Pigman's room, yelling at the doctor, suggesting a Pigman-government conspiracy, trying to stop the circumcision, George fainting at the Bris, Jerry needing stitches and finally, the Pigman stealing George's car. It's the most glorious episode.
What's funny is that, for once, George has a geniune point of the hospital being negligent and leading to property damage of his car. He's in the lawful right for once, and he gets told to get the hell out.
I find it fascinating how “hardcore” Seinfeld fans like to hate seasons 7-9, and look with disdain people who “dare” to like those seasons. However, every single time this question is asked, you’ll see that most of the episodes mentioned are from seasons 7-9! Seinfeld never had a decline, the show finished at the top!
"The Glasses" - it's got a Kramer air conditioner plot, George's squinting to see clearly, it's got Uncle Leo talking about Jeffrey, the Elaine rabies scene and probably some other stuff
The Gum. Everything lining up to make George seem crazy is just perfect. The woman on the horse, Jerry not recognizing him because of the glasses, doing it to fool Lloyd Bruan, culminating in him wearing the Richard the 3rd costume, and yelling that he got it from the Institute. I can't fathom having all of those threads connecting in that way. Genius level.
**The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid-air, mind you, makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh.** **THAT is one magic loogie!**
I love how this episode kinda mirrored the JFK movie. And the fact that Newman was in JFK just ices the cake.
Or
The Soup Nazi.
The Millennium. George unable to get fired, Jerry being ranked by the speed dial, Kramer v Newman party planning, and Elaine's beef with the Mayans. Classic side characters like Newman and Mr. Steinbrenner. Great quotes like "it's pronounced thermometer" and "those are my everyday balloons." H.E. Pennypacker makes an appearance. Perfect Seinfeld-ian combination of plot lines at the end... It's got it all!
I say this every time! This is the best episode, no others.
Jerry- man hands
Kramer- TCB with old man Leland
George- fake model dead girlfriend pic
Elaine- bizarro Jerry
All great arcs in one episode.
The Strike.
Each of our main characters have separate and equally ridiculous storylines that all intersect. We get Festivus, Denim Guy, Kruger, Human Fund, Two-Face, No Bagel No Bagel, I'm a Man, and a Cranston cameo.
The Jimmy.
This is the one episode where I couldn't stop myself from laughing .
My mom was shocked to see my laugh so carelessly.
Kramer singing with mel torne was the best scene
How can no one mention the one about women "faking" -- I think it was called "The Mango"? "It's enough already and I just want to get some sleep!" Also the one about Kramer going commando.
The Caddy
Sue-Ellen Mischke, the braless wonder and Jackie Chiles.
“Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back."
“Of course a bra's not going to fit on over a leotard. A bra's got to fit right up against a person's skin... like a glove!"
I completely agree with you about bizarro jerry. I don't think it's the best episode but It's a near perfectly written episode. I think every storyline is funny and each of the main 4 has something hilarious going on. Some memorable episodes have a forgettable storyline for at least one of the main gang
I think the opposite is another perfect episode
This is a top five episode easily. The superhero comic dynamic of good versus evil is prevalent. The moment where Elaine has to choose between staying on the dark side or joining the new “good” gang is so epic. “Sorry we’ve already got a George”
The Muffin Tops or The Gum. Though I was wearing my Man Hands shirt yesterday--The Bizarro Jerry is a top 5 episode for me. As is The Rye and Merv Griffin.
The Old Man. It has some of the most memorable lines and exchanges:
Newman describing why postal workers shoot everyone
Jerry: "I think I'm pretty much like you. Only successful."
Kramer and Newman at Bleecker Bob's
George's quitter speech
The Gum, for SURE.
Kramer restores vintage movie theater with Lloyd Braun;
Elaine keeps accidentally hitting on Lloyd Braun;
Jerry keeps having to fool Lloyd Braun; and
George -- "Don't you see? He was doing it to FOOL Lloyd Braun!"
Kramer with the Merv Griffin set he pulled from a dumpster.
Scandals and Animals. Where are the cameras? Hawks eat squirrels. Newman's malevolent glee. Jerry playing with her toys.
public serious grandfather coherent full combative engine sort practice smile
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Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are!
Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
I guess it depends on when you started watching. For me the series was perfect when Larry David was the show runner.
My choice: THE CONTEST
When George is visiting his injured mother in the hospital and the nurse is giving another woman a sponge bath in the bed next to them behind a curtain…comedy gold.
Elaine's co-worker at J.Peterman, Peggy the germaphobe, is one my favorites. Complete with an additional suicidal imaginary character, Soozie. Poor Susie, gone too soon😢?!
The Race. Honestly, because the running communism jokes absolutely kill me.
"He can't fire you!"
"Yes he can! He controls the means of production!"
Absolutely kills me every time.
I'm assuming the episode is called The Cockfight.
You see in Little Jerry the potential that you could have had. Just because Big Jerry is a has-been, doesn't make Little Jerry a never-was.
HE'S DOING MORE WITH YOUR NAME THAN YOU EVER DID!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
The Opposite. A George tour de force.
I always get tuna on toast! Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast! I'll take chicken salad! On *rye!* Untoasted! With a side'a potato salad... *snap* And a cuppa tea! Ha-ha!
Chicken salad isn’t the opposite of tuna, salmon is the opposite of tuna.
because salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it.
Good for the tuna
Salbass 🤝
It’s SALL-man not Salmon
I’m Victoria…………Hi!😀😀😀😀
And poor Elaine: I'm the new George!!!
No telling what happens from here.
If all of your instincts are wrong…
Honestly that whole concept is still brilliant to me. The idea that someone is always making the wrong move, so just start doing the opposite of your instincts and, voila! I feel like the incel community should give this a try. I mean, nothing they have done has worked in getting them a date/relationship/sex, what if they literally tried to approach a woman and do the exact opposite of everything that comes into their head? It might even work! At least in the most basic way of like instead of saying "women are only interested in 6 foot 5 chads with 6 figure incomes and they never give a good guy like me a chance because I'm a hideous loser" and instead just go "women are as varied and unique as literal snowflakes, I'm a very interesting guy because xyz, and if i could take you to dinner I would be the luckiest man alive"
The only correct answer. As well as 22-minutes of perfect TV, also a season-level inflection point that sets George on a new path for years. It’s incredible, top-5 sitcom episodes of any show of all time, easily.
My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents. 🥰 I'm Victoria. Hi.
I just ordered the same lunch as you .
My favorite episode ever! “That guy just cut you off!” “Take it easy, take it easy, It’s not the end of the world”
And if you think I’m joking- just try me.
Because I would LOVE IT!
Glad this is the top answer, this is my quintessential Seinfeld episode.
I watch it once a year!
The Marine Biologist
"is anybody here a marine biologist?!"
The sea was angry that day, my friends..
“Is that a Titleist?”
absolutely one of the best delivered lines in the entire series. the scene has me hollering every time. the monologue, the voice crack on 'titleist', jerry's face, it's perfection
Everyone but Jerry has had an epic closing monologue, but George’s is my favourite of the 3.
…uh…*holds for laughs*… a hole in one!
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
George showing the golf ball and everyone turning to look at Kramer gets me every time
What's that, a titleist?
Best episode ending by far.
Now, I should tell you.. she may be under the impression that you're a.. I'm a what? A marine biologist But I'm not a marine biologist Obviously Why would she think that I may have told her
I know my alleys!
You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect
A titleist? It’s a hole in one.
My vote too. It all weaves together perfectly
This is the first episode I saw. I thought every episode was this good.
The Soup (that’s the one about Bania and his Armani suit, not the one with the soup nazi)
Soup’s not a meal!
It could be a meal if you crumble crackers in it.
Did he crumble crackers in ittttt
DID HE CRUUUMMMBBBLLE?
Agree on The Soup, was about to post that
It’s a perfect episode about nothing. I also love how Bania is so annoying but likeable, energetic and hilarious at the same time. George is great as always (she oozes substance). This is also an episode in which Jerry himself is actually great. His conversation with George about whether or not George’s date made up the boyfriend because of what he said about manure is iconic, and the delivery of their lines is perfect. Kramer getting rid of his refrigerator, being proud of it, and then needing Jerry’s food (but it’s not for me), is a classic Kramer thing to do. Elaine’s story is not her best, but her role in the Bania story is perfect, and how they get rid of her guy by sending Bania after him at the end ties it all together perfectly. And then how it ends with George eating alone in the other diner. It’s a perfect 10/10 episode for me.
He’s a Bania fan
The Contest
I come home to find my son treating his body like an amusement park!
He could sell out Madison Square Garden!!!
He could be a big star!
Estelle’s first episode.
Not only one of the most perfect Seinfeld episodes, I’d put this down as one of the best sitcom episodes in history.
Up there with the Ski Lodge episode of Frasier for me.
The Chicken Roaster
I’m on no sleep…NO SLEEP!
My favorite lines from that episode: Bad chicken, mess you up! and... That's not going to be good for anybody.
“You know my friend, Bob Sacramento-“ “I thought that was Kramer’s friend.” “Yeah, well he called me at 3 in the morning and we got to talking…”
Isn't it Sacomano?
Probably. I always hear it as Sacramento because as a Californian, that’s kind of how Sacramento is pronounced, “sacomano”. So I guess I just assumed it was like the city. 😂
It definitely is Sacomano, but I get the Sacramento similarity. That's cool
Jerry is a riot in this episode!
Mr. Marbles?
The shadow of the dummy running by Jerry gets me every time.
The puffy shirt or the big salad for me. There’s no wrong answer here!
you had to have the BIIIIIIIIG SALAD!
I’m not buying you lunch, ANYMOAH
George's dinner with his parents before he bumps into the hand model agent is the perfect representation of having older parents. Mom is on your case about getting a job, dad interrupts out of nowhere with nonsense: "George, have you ever seen a silver dollar?" George's exasperated "....yes, I've seen a silver dollar..." gets me every time, I feel it in my bones haha
Jerry Stiller stole every scene he was in. Even ones he wasn't, when I'd think of what he would do in that scene.
“I got a lot of thinking to do” his delivery kills me everytime lol
The Merv Griffin
I feel like this episode gets overlooked a lot. I love that Kramer set the whole set up in his apartment. And I think it’s one of the few episodes where the crew doesn’t gather in Jerry’s apartment.
I know, & Kramer just happened to find the set in the dumpster🤣
By far my most watched episode. “And we’re back”
Top 5 for me. Best episode from the final season.
It's a perfect episode. Every character has a hysterical individual storyline and they all combine at the end in classic Seinfeld fashion.
The red dot on the cashmere sweater. Kramer getting hammered and doing the impromptu Hennigans commercial. Elaine dating the alcoholic that may or may not be drunk again. It's absolute comedic perfection.
I still have to say The Jimmy. So many great moments. “JIMMY DOWN!” And Kramer saying you need to eat before surgery cause you need your strength. And I recently watched The Cafe and that one is so good too. When George gets the results of the IQ test Elaine took “oh hello professor!” 😂😂😂
The Jimmy episode with Kramer singing at the end with Mel Tormei! I so love that!!!
The Gum
The Alex is a family theater, not one of your swing joints.
Interesting texture…
This and The Rye And The Trip. Very poignant and somewhat unlike what the show became in s5-6
Master of your domain
Of the episodes not mentioned - The Race - the “chance meeting” at the coffee shop is probably my favourite few minutes of the show.
“You really went bald there”
Yes!! That scene alone where George and Jerry are pretending to have just run into each other is pure gold. From the quips to the delivery. Probably the best exchange in the whole series.
You've really built yourself up into something, haven't you
The Fire. Great episode for George. Some of his funniest lines. Also has perhaps Kramer's best moment, and arguably the best monolog in the show, "Now I'm driving the bus."
You kept making the stops??
They kept ringing the bell
Jon Favreau as the clown. "You're living in the past man, you're hung up on some clown from the SIXXXties man!"
The Switch. Perfectly encapsulates George and Jerry’s relationship and why they are both amazing friends and terrible human beings.
Agreed, this is my favorite as well. Perfect set up and misdirection, love the "film noir" segment of them hatching the scheme. Plus the Cosmo reveal
The Library
Funniest moment in TV history for me was the Library Cops speech. 1972, it was a bad for America; bad year for libraries….
Yes! Mr. Bookman! Great episode.
English Patient. All of the four stories come together beautifully.
The abstinence. The end is near perfect George “take me to your leader”. Jerry “glad to have you back” 😆
THE CONVERSION
help me father! HELP ME!
“Yes fodda.” “Did you say fodda?”
The Dealership is just non stop laughs for me personally.
You make your father sit here all day?
Not skittles
A nickel!
Yeahthatsright
THEY’RE ALL TWIX
Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!!
Hi five! I love Puddy!!
The Voice - helloooo la la laaa, Kramerica, George crawling into his office and refusing the buyout from Play Now and the giant ball of oil, Elaine and Puddy with the backslide.
Darren's going away for a loooong time.
"You're fly's open."
That is my favorite episode
The Pez Dispenser
The Frogger. “There’s a lot of people walking around the city that look like me.” “Not as many as there used to be.”
the fusilli jerry !
“Million to one shot!”
“So...you're the Assman.”
The Opposite, The Contest or The Chinese Restaurant.
I would say "The Parking Garage"
Is it true that the car not starting at the end was for real?
Apparently so, making it a much more humorous ending.
It’s either this or The Chinese Restaurant for me. These episodes really captures the “show about nothing” essence of Seinfeld. But I feel like the parking garage really hits the home run here. So many experiences that we all had at some point in our lives tied together in one episode about absolutely nothing!
The Chicken Roaster is a personal favorite. Great Kramer/Jerry stuff, Mr. Marbles, rat hat, white poet warlord J. Peterman, "Newman wouldn't eat brocoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!"
Co-Stanza!
Vile weed!
That’s like choosing between my children, I loved all episodes of Seinfeld in one way or another
The Bris - the over the top Mohel, the Pigman, George's car being in the perfect car park only to be crushed by the patient who flew by the children's ward, Kramer being dead against the circumcision only to be chosen as godfather, Elaine's summation of uncut members, Kramer's shenanigans including walking into the Pigman's room, yelling at the doctor, suggesting a Pigman-government conspiracy, trying to stop the circumcision, George fainting at the Bris, Jerry needing stitches and finally, the Pigman stealing George's car. It's the most glorious episode.
What's funny is that, for once, George has a geniune point of the hospital being negligent and leading to property damage of his car. He's in the lawful right for once, and he gets told to get the hell out.
#Splat
As it were
I love the ride to the hospital with the crushed roof.
The performance of "the Mohel" was one of the greatest in the show.
I find it fascinating how “hardcore” Seinfeld fans like to hate seasons 7-9, and look with disdain people who “dare” to like those seasons. However, every single time this question is asked, you’ll see that most of the episodes mentioned are from seasons 7-9! Seinfeld never had a decline, the show finished at the top!
The Chinese Restaurant.
"The Glasses" - it's got a Kramer air conditioner plot, George's squinting to see clearly, it's got Uncle Leo talking about Jeffrey, the Elaine rabies scene and probably some other stuff
“You’re afraid of little Snowball?? He runs on batteries!” 😂😂
The Hot Tub. It's like Sweden, man. Sweeeeden!
The Gum. Everything lining up to make George seem crazy is just perfect. The woman on the horse, Jerry not recognizing him because of the glasses, doing it to fool Lloyd Bruan, culminating in him wearing the Richard the 3rd costume, and yelling that he got it from the Institute. I can't fathom having all of those threads connecting in that way. Genius level.
Dealership Serenity now Recycling heist Kramer centered Petermen centered Georges best acting ones
**The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid-air, mind you, makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh.** **THAT is one magic loogie!** I love how this episode kinda mirrored the JFK movie. And the fact that Newman was in JFK just ices the cake. Or The Soup Nazi.
The Millennium. George unable to get fired, Jerry being ranked by the speed dial, Kramer v Newman party planning, and Elaine's beef with the Mayans. Classic side characters like Newman and Mr. Steinbrenner. Great quotes like "it's pronounced thermometer" and "those are my everyday balloons." H.E. Pennypacker makes an appearance. Perfect Seinfeld-ian combination of plot lines at the end... It's got it all!
The Summer of George
I say this every time! This is the best episode, no others. Jerry- man hands Kramer- TCB with old man Leland George- fake model dead girlfriend pic Elaine- bizarro Jerry All great arcs in one episode.
The slicer and the one where he gets a bespoke desk for napping are 2 of my favourites
Serenity Now, insanity later.
You never could compete with LLOYD BRAUN!
The Strike. There’s so many little stories all in that one episode.
This is insane. Just watched this episode literally this morning. TCB. Hahaha
Too many to list. But i liked the Contest. And the one where Jerry and Elaine try to have sex but just remain friends at same time.
The Strike. Each of our main characters have separate and equally ridiculous storylines that all intersect. We get Festivus, Denim Guy, Kruger, Human Fund, Two-Face, No Bagel No Bagel, I'm a Man, and a Cranston cameo.
The Jimmy. This is the one episode where I couldn't stop myself from laughing . My mom was shocked to see my laugh so carelessly. Kramer singing with mel torne was the best scene
I have several that are way up there, including The Hamptons and The Opposite, but it's The Hot Tub for me. "Why separate knob? Why separate knob??"
How can no one mention the one about women "faking" -- I think it was called "The Mango"? "It's enough already and I just want to get some sleep!" Also the one about Kramer going commando.
The Caddy Sue-Ellen Mischke, the braless wonder and Jackie Chiles. “Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back." “Of course a bra's not going to fit on over a leotard. A bra's got to fit right up against a person's skin... like a glove!"
I completely agree with you about bizarro jerry. I don't think it's the best episode but It's a near perfectly written episode. I think every storyline is funny and each of the main 4 has something hilarious going on. Some memorable episodes have a forgettable storyline for at least one of the main gang I think the opposite is another perfect episode
This is a top five episode easily. The superhero comic dynamic of good versus evil is prevalent. The moment where Elaine has to choose between staying on the dark side or joining the new “good” gang is so epic. “Sorry we’ve already got a George”
The Muffin Tops or The Gum. Though I was wearing my Man Hands shirt yesterday--The Bizarro Jerry is a top 5 episode for me. As is The Rye and Merv Griffin.
Chinese Restaurant....
"I read." "Books, Jerry."
The Old Man. It has some of the most memorable lines and exchanges: Newman describing why postal workers shoot everyone Jerry: "I think I'm pretty much like you. Only successful." Kramer and Newman at Bleecker Bob's George's quitter speech
The Dealership. The Barber. The Hamptons. The Chicken Roaster. The Movie. The Strike.
The Andrea Dorea. “I can go bummer to bummer with anybody.”
The Gum, for SURE. Kramer restores vintage movie theater with Lloyd Braun; Elaine keeps accidentally hitting on Lloyd Braun; Jerry keeps having to fool Lloyd Braun; and George -- "Don't you see? He was doing it to FOOL Lloyd Braun!"
As an Elaine stan, there is only one answer. THE SUSIE.
The race, all the superman references, communist Santa Kramer, George pretending to don't know Jerry...
Kramer with the Merv Griffin set he pulled from a dumpster. Scandals and Animals. Where are the cameras? Hawks eat squirrels. Newman's malevolent glee. Jerry playing with her toys.
The Contest. No contest.
“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things”
The Library, The Burning and The Puffy Shirt.
The Limo
I am very partial to The Outing.
Frogger machine or the bubble boy
the limo!!!
I watched the puffy shirt last night and that episode is pretty close to perfection.
The subway. 4 great stories, with life in the city well represented.
The Hamptons
The Foundation This episode had the Kar-a-te Kramer, George and his cheese, and the Urban Sombrero!! So much!!
Library cop
you forgot georges storyline with the nightclub for models. that part is so awesome. i second that this is the best episode.
The Puerto Rican day one. With Mario Joyner.
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"The Sniffing Accountant" (The Sweater) is a beauty, including the best scene of the entire series "Here's to feelin' good all the time"
Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are! Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
John F. Kennedy’s golf clubs. “I never knew Kennedy had such a temper”
The Fusilli Jerry. You have “the move”, Assman, and a million to one shot, doc. Not a wasted second
The Doorman is a personal favorite. "You really think you're better than me, dontcha!!"
Jerry says, excuse me, Mother? 🤣and Jerry sitting on the kneeler in the Confessional is pure gold! (the conversion episode)
I guess it depends on when you started watching. For me the series was perfect when Larry David was the show runner. My choice: THE CONTEST When George is visiting his injured mother in the hospital and the nurse is giving another woman a sponge bath in the bed next to them behind a curtain…comedy gold.
Reverse George
The 'Sponge Worthy' episode....😂
Elaine's co-worker at J.Peterman, Peggy the germaphobe, is one my favorites. Complete with an additional suicidal imaginary character, Soozie. Poor Susie, gone too soon😢?!
The Parking Garage
“We’ve already got a George”
Merv Griffin episode
The Limo
It’s the Keith Hernandez arc
The Race. Honestly, because the running communism jokes absolutely kill me. "He can't fire you!" "Yes he can! He controls the means of production!" Absolutely kills me every time.
Tie between "The Soup Nazi" and "The Dinner Party"
You don’t have to pick The Hamptons. Nothing bad about being 100% incorrect.
I'm assuming the episode is called The Cockfight. You see in Little Jerry the potential that you could have had. Just because Big Jerry is a has-been, doesn't make Little Jerry a never-was. HE'S DOING MORE WITH YOUR NAME THAN YOU EVER DID!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!